#he gets a tag now

[unknownhyperial]

So I have a very silly headcanon I'm obsessed with

Consider: The worm on a string that abstracted at some point being named Bill and having this tired middle aged grumpy man vibes. Its the silliest thing to me and I love him dearly.

I also headcanon that Bill was Jaxs first friend when Jax first got there. I imagine Jax was a lot more of an annoying prankster and less of a nihilistic asshole at first. He still 100% caused chaos and a lot of digital property damage, but he wasn't hate crimeing Gangle 24/7 because she didn't exist.

Anyway this is how I picture their dynamic being. Annoying young adult constantly bothering the old grumpy ass man.

[elysiuminfra]

something

[pocketgalaxies]

caleb: (to the golem) punch beau.

beau: *FLEXES HER ABS REALLY HARD TO SEE IF SHE CAN TAKE IT*

golem: *rolls below her ac*

beau: YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH MY ABS, LITTLE WILLI!

caleb: halt, william.

beau: LIL WILLI'S WEAK.

[smytherines]

the partner of all time

[grymghoul]

Guys guys guys guys

80s!Astarion. OH! MY GOD! literally QUAKING.

[ghosttotheparty]

I saw your Ask about secret Metalhead Steve and have you considered Aggretsuko Steve? (Aggrestevo? Aggretsteveko?). I mean, wholesome boy next door, world's best babysitter etc. working out his justifiable rage through death metal karaoke? Maybe just in his car or around his house, like prev said. But apparently karaoke started to catch on in mainstream American culture in 1986 and home karaoke machines were big in the 90s, so now I'm imagining the Party coming over to Steve’s and someone asking "what's that?" And Steve's like "WELL..."

losing my entire mind @ this

he def drives out to the middle of nowhere to play the music as loud as he possibly can and just screams w it to work through shit; then he drives home and drinks some tea and takes a nap

also now im imagining the party having karaoke nights and the fucking MAYHEM it would cause im obsessed w it (argyle has bitchin pipes you already know)

[crashingthruwindow]

being vulnerable makes me want to puke

[three-headed-monster]

currently infatuated with leo carlsson, he just feels so real and not media trained the way connor and adam kinda are. like he got hacked on instagram (silly boy), he has a couple silly tiktoks (@ easymoneymaker999) and I just think he's unserious in a good way

oh no WONDER, i was curious why adam didn't tag him in his story from scf lmao

i am certainly intrigued and curious to discover more about him! i am very slightly endeared at the moment by him and want to know more. obvs, wish the european guys got as much coverage as the north americans, especially since we got about as interesting as white bread #1, about as interesting as white bread #2, and fucking will smith as our top 4 draft candidates this year. perhaps i will find some personality i like!

also @catboygretzky please do go enjoy his tiktok lmao

[swiftcola]

sorry but why was vito even in mafia 3 when we have enzo

[pulsedmaggot]

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[all-horikoshi-sketches]

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

[lastoneout]

Actually am still kinda pissed that my fiancé's psychatrist evaluated him for anxiety and said he didn't have it but then was like "in the future I'd like to see you make enough progress with your anxiety that you feel comfortable taking your mask(N95 not neurodivergent mask) off" and didn't seem to care when he explained that his fiancé(me) has several severe chronic illnesses and immune issues so we both do what we can to ensure I don't get sick with any illness, not just covid. Like does he have anxiety or not?? You can't have it both ways buddy!! And like it or not protecting a vulnerable person from getting sick is logical, YOU'RE the one being irrational here.

Like this is why I get pissed about mask(N95) stuff, people have legit fallen into some kind of thought-terminating cliché about covid and all other contagious diseases not being a problem anymore to the point that they think even sick people and their loved ones taking reasonable precautions to protect their health is a sign of anxiety and paranoia. I truly do not get it. Like it's one thing if you personally don't want to wear a mask(N95) but at least leave people who do alone, but legit acting like people like me are insane for doing something that makes perfect sense is turning me into the Joker. It doesn't even work to say "oh I have asthma and allergies and the air quality is bad today" or "I'm having an important surgery soon and need to make sure I don't get sick" like they think wearing a mask(N95) AT ALL in any circumstance for any reason means you've legit lost your mind.

I genuinely feel like the government suddenly started hiding all the national car crash statistics and insisted in tons of press conferences that crashing your car is actually perfectly fine and not a big deal at all and wearing a seatbelt isn't something healthy people need to worry about, so now everyone thinks it's silly to wear one and every time I do I have to deal with people implying or outright stating that I'm legitimately mentally ill and need an intervention.