#he did not ask for this

[stairsthe33rd]

yeah bring up the beatles with me i’m soooo normal about them, you aren’t gonna to unleash a demon that’ll talk to you exclusively about the beatles for months nope never i would never do that why would you think i’d do that

[theoncomingchaos]

I accidentally hatched the spider egg and 4 baby spiders now think Astarion is their mom. They are so bad at follow the leader, only have 6 HP each, and jump around randomly.

How am I still finding new things in this game?

How am I finding spiders cute?!

...they must be protected.

[tiny-katara]

katara and sokka fighting about who has better hair...

...they ask aang to decide

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[wolfythewitch]

Jon sketch but it’s one of those aus where he becomes a professor post eyepocalypse

[dear-ao3]

pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[cozymochi]

nobody asked, but it was gonna bug me that i left the others out thanks to photo limit, but here’s the OTHER PORTION of that clothes…meme… thing.

The first compilation

Ko-fi (plz consider my kofi)

[noodles-and-tea]

So what if Fiddleford ruffled past!Stanley's hair covering his eyes, causing him to resemble Tate (imagine the angst)

Dude he misses his kid so much :((((

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[sweattyspaghetti]

Bonus comic down below:

Story: Misa wanted to take Light out on a date so now they have to send pictures of L & Light together every 30 mins to prove that they haven’t jumped him

[cup-o-stars]

Old art of these dummies

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af