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happy birthday mike wheeler!!

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Really poorly made but it’s been sitting in the back of my mind for like four months

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Greetings Transgenders... I am happy to anounce that today you are extra visible to me. I can see you so clearly. I am looking at you. I am nodding and smiling. I will continue to look at you with both of my eyes wide open for the rest of the day. I will not blink until midnight. Happy Trans Gender Day Of Visibility!!!!!!!!

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The only reason I know Mari is dead is because I just know she would’ve written a tell all bestseller novel about surviving the wilderness followed by a reality show and an infamous Oprah interview that rivals Prince Harry’s

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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shaunas husband is so fucking funny imagine trying to save your furniture business while protecting your family from the knowledge that youre the unlucky protagonist of an organized crime movie and you hatch this plan to blackmail your wife's rich(?) cannibal friends and you Nearly get shot but you think you're getting away with it but then because of a pile of glitter she catches on to you so you confess and. Then she tells you she killed some guy she was having an affair with the whole time. and her book club wasn't even real

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jeff being the normie of the show is so funny because its categorically true but also he still got in deep with a loan shark, tried to blackmail a bunch of cannibals, and is an accomplice to murder

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

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My peak vibe is “the most annoying person you’ve ever met but with just enough charisma to pull it off somehow”

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why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

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i love older domestic byler, the idea of getting the one you want and not only do you get them you get to keep them. the world and the upside down don’t take them. you keep them till you’re old and gray, past when your plans for the future end. you keep them for longer than you could have imagined, for longer than you’ve been without them. and to think back to the beginning when you couldn’t fathom them liking you back. makes me so happy, my boys mike and will need that in their lives.

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Maybe you're haunted by the narrative, maybe it's a frog orgy