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hehe made him hold flowers

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jason todd loves to sit on the bathroom counter and watch you get ready. he loves seeing you pink and fresh-faced after scrubbing off your cleanser. he loves how shiny and glowy you look after applying moisturizer, and how good you smell after rubbing cocoa butter over your bare shoulders and chest, on your soft arms and stomach. he loves how you stand on your toes and lean closer to the mirror and how your mouth opens slightly when you're applying mascara. he loves how concentrated you are when doing eyeliner, the way the tip of your tongue pokes out from between your lips. he loves the big smile you make to put blush on the apples of your cheeks, the one that makes your nose scrunch. and he loves the little pout you make when you apply your lipstick. and he especially loves how you wordlessly gesture for him to come closer so you can blot your lipstick by planting a fat kiss on his cheek. jason todd loves watching you get ready.

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Anonymously send me a secret.

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I NEED TO CHEW ON HIM LIKE A FUCKING CHEW TOY

THE BICEPS?????

THE THIGHS?????

THE ASS???????

MY TEETH MUST BE SUNK INTO THEM

the all new jason todd chew toy now available for all delusional and whores for red hood.

Warning: may cause choking hazards

biceps:

thighs:

ass:

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Hi!

Your Damian is amazing, sometimes he looks like a fairy. But woud you mind supplying us with some cryptic Red Hood drawnings? Please :)

Sure! he is part of my oversimplified fan made designs, glad you liked it 🤧

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face holding is something that is so precious and personal to me. yes, grab my face or cradle it in your hands. i'll gladly put myself under the mercy of the strength of those hands.

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send me your most unhinged thoughts about jason todd, and I'll indulge with you and your delusions over this fine as fuck man

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wanna add a headcanon to a jason au I already have? Here's the list: au list

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@kazumie said it first and best but happy father's day to him and only him 😌

Can't forget to mention the other Jason Todd lovers @thegreen-house @restwellsoon @offendedfishnoises @batarella

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he's just a little guy

The Boy Wonder #2 by Juni Ba

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

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I don't know how to explain this I just wanted Jason to adopt an ugly cat

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the...

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I love looking at you.