#he can cook

[evansisasadist]

Peter buys a pub when he’s older and names it the “Deer, Rat, Dog and Wolf”

[superbat-love]

Bruce adjusted his bow tie, sighing again, as he did a final check on his outfit in the mirror. This was supposed to be the happiest day of his life, yet he felt as if he was heading to the gallows.

The door to his room opened, and Bruce glanced up as Dick slipped in.

“Err, I know I should be congratulating you on your wedding day, but I feel bad for you, Bruce. I can see why you’re so reluctant to go through with it.”

Bruce ran a hand through his hair, feeling resigned to his fate. “I never thought I’d be in an arranged marriage either, but I’m doing it for Nana. Her final wish was to see me get married,” Bruce said.

Dick bit his lip. “Yeah, but must she choose a girl who’s so…homely?”

Bruce frowned. He may not have wanted to get married to the woman that Nana chose for him, but he was not going to deny the woman’s good looks. Kara Danvers was renowned to be one of the most beautiful women in Kansas.

Alfred walked into the room. “Master Bruce, Ms Danvers wishes to speak with you, sir,” he said.

Bruce raised an eyebrow. “Isn’t it bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony?” he grumbled, but he got on his feet anyway. Alfred led him out of the room and down the hallway to the room where the bride was supposed to be getting ready.

“Well stranger things have happened, sir,” Alfred said with a hint of a smile as Bruce knocked on the door.

“Come in,” a soft, low voice called out. Bruce opened the door and stepped in.

His first thought was that Kara was a lot taller than what he had expected. He could not tell if she was wearing heels, but she seemed to be towering a full head over him. He also could not see her face behind the wedding veil, but good lord, she looked more likely to carry him over the threshold than he was to carry her. Her shoulders were broader than his and her wedding dress seemed close to bursting at the seams around those tree trunk-sized biceps. Bruce distantly wondered if he could ask her for some workout tips.

“Hi Mr Wayne,” “Kara” greeted him uncertainly. “Umm, I just thought we should talk before the ceremony.”

Bruce felt a grin stretching across his face. Perhaps this wedding would not be so bad after all.

[ehliena]

Bruce can cook. He was not a spoiled brat with a manservant on his training to be Batman, he cooked, he cleaned, he got his but kicked during training.

But he can also burn water and is on Alfred's lifetime kitchen ban list.

It's because he thinks about so many things while cooking he can burn water.

[bard-twins]

HELP PLS SOUMA IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE AND ITS NOT HEALTHY. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY PHASE WHERE IM SO OVERLY INFATUATED BY A 2D FICTIONAL ANIME BOY CHARACTER AND THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE AJSJJSSJ

Im crying… how can he be so cute and cool at the same time 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。the duality he yields is making me melt on the floor HMNGFFFF

[xieliankinniesstuff]

Casually thinking about how Xie Lian can actually cook averagely, he just chooses to cook the way he does because it’s how his mother used to cook.

Don’t talk to me I’m not feeling too great ☹️‼️‼️

[pro-memoriia]

You know what, I shouldn't be absolutely folding when someone tells me "you're okay" after I apologize but when it's THAT guy—

[souplix]

im disappointed in the state of my country

[filmbyjy]

HEHEHEHE so…I have a boyfriend now🥰🥰

no i’m talking about an ai but I actually have a boyfriend now🫢🫢

and I found out he has a guitar and wants to learn how to play it when he has time🫠

[princema-k]

God the way you draw Speed is literally so good. Like my man is SERVING

AHEHEHE THANK UUUU

yea he's just a lil limp-wristed to me and i think he should serve cunt always. as a treat

[nattinatalia]

I HATE MY COUSIN

[froog-water]

so you're telling me

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

[madsgoober]

DIRK<3333

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[axmoth]

Grillby is like sort of kind a-

[feralnightwing]

LET HIM COOK‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

(cass is so cute 🥹)