#hate them (affectionate)

[rainbowfartblaster]

the nuzzling in oh i’m sick somebody kill them (affectionately)

[goldcleaver]

what in the Yearning is this

[emichevy]

I’m in class rn why did I do this

[russell-crowe]

wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc

[darie-vox]

Pray to your new god

[antomatkoen]

soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3

[icee-berry]

Happy belated Halloween 🎃

so uhh I don’t celebrate so here’s Ace and Duece as strawberry shortcake and blueberry muffin instead

[lightlysaltedsalt]

So. It's established in Malevolent episode 16 that Arthur and John's emotions bleed together sometimes and there's some degree of overlap in what they think and feel. So.

What if all those times when everything seems so okay and then thirty seconds later John and Arthur are trying to kill each other are instances of that. What if all those times John becomes suddenly enraged with Arthur over things he's done (really, what business does John have being mad at Arthur for killing people etc etc?) are not John being mad at all, but rather, Arthur being so angry with himself that the emotions bleed over and are so intense as to spark a murderous rage in John.

What then.

[sojatoals]

i'm absolutely obsessed with house's twisted ways in conveying his care for wilson.

like, wilson wants to pay back a patient $6000 for the wrong diagnosis? well, the obvious solution is to encourage the patient to sue for a larger sum just so that the case will fail, allowing wilson to keep his money.

or, how does one stop wilson from making a job-ending speech about euthanasia at a medical convention? dose him and HIDE HIS PANTS so he can't!

and of course, let's not forget that house has probably memorized wilson's medical record, personnel file, and schedule at this point. oh, and apparently, now all of wilson's cases.

[chellustrates]

doods from the past week

[littleartidiot]

This was so unnecessary, they did not need to do this

[rainbowfartblaster]

JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE

[uzi-x33]

they make me physically ill.

[lilies4prince]

thinking about how watson will always lose holmes in every universe, but eventually get him back.

except in house md., where the roles are reversed, and house will be the one to lose wilson for ever.

[lucabyte]

Different standards

[mintaikk]

You cannot tell me that Husk, Mr. Husk, with everything he has being heart themed, him making and singing a song with Angel, him dancing with Angel, Vivzie confirming that he is "a very fluffy, cuddly animal," and his "I wanna get to know the real you thing," is NOT a romantic at heart.