#harry potter and the audacity of this bitch

[georgies-ftts]

As much as i hate JKR i will not tolerate any slander or hatred aimed towards the kids that get casted in the Harry Potter reboot.

If they get accurate aged kids then they’re gonna be between 10-12/13 years old to represent year 7’s (11-12.) Chances are they’re child actors aiming for a big break which shouldn’t be biased on who they author of the books are or they are being pushed by their parents which is something that happens more often than not.

I refuse. point blank refuse to fuckin ‘cancel’ any kids casted. They are children and they deserve a chance.

I won’t be watching it. But i will not obliterate a child’s chances to succeed based on a woman’s shitty view of human beings

[tackyink]

Remembered I'm a whole ass adult and there's no reason I have to put up with anyone's shit if I don't want to, so I cancelled a coffee date with an astoundingly rude lady and I'm now having tea with Mr. Watson at the Baskervilles' manor and waiting for Mr. Holmes to show up. A marked improvement.

[savage-rhi]

People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.

I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.

Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.

[trainerdelaney]

Mr. "I opened the bag of winds that you explicitly told me not to open because it was dangerous and it led to us being swept further away from home and right into the clutches of Poseidon who then drowned dozens of our friends" Eurylochus then saying to Odysseus "How are we supposed to trust you now?"

Listening to the new Epic album by Jorge Rivera-Herrans and Mr. "We don't have to save them, let's just cut our losses, you and I and let's run" Eurylochus accusing Odysseus of being a monster for sacrificing several men

[serpentineego]

Piecemealing "In A Perfect World" together. Yet another partial portion of chapter 2 is up.

One day, I endeavour to have the patience to release it all at once.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Time to teach you Potterheads something you didn’t know about Harry Potter!

Welcome to my Harry Potter class. To begin with, I kinda have two native languages because my dad spoke English when talking to me and my mom communicates to me in Swedish. Where I live everyone talks Swedish, so yeah.

I have the whole Harry Potter book series in Swedish (the Swedish version of the first Harry Potter film is so bad I tell you), and here I am now, sitting with my copy of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” in my lap (”Harry Potter och Hemligheternas kammare” in Swedish btw ☺️). I’m currently reading the scene where Tom Riddle is transfiguring those magic letters in the air that spell out his name, and then he switches them and it says “I am Lord Voldemort”. You know what scene I mean I hope.

When I tell you that this scene is so fucking funny in the Swedish version. Swedish for “I am Lord Voldemort” is “Jag är Lord Voldemort”. Therefore, the person who translated this copy had to make that match with his first name, Tom Riddle, somehow. This is where it gets funny. Apparently, they didn’t manage to figure out a way. So this is how they solved it.

His name isn’t Tom Marvolo Riddle in Swedish. It’s fucking Tom GUS Mervolo Dolder.

GUS 😭🤚

“Dold” is one Swedish word for “hidden”, so loosely translated his last name that should be Riddle means “Hidden-er” 💀 At least it’s better than “Gåta”, the Swedish word for Riddle. But wait, there’s more!

That’s only the first set of letters. Then he switches the places of the letters to prove Harry his point. And Harry’s eyes widen in horror… and utter confusion.

EGO SUM LORD VOLDEMORT.

This isn’t Swedish for your information. It’s fucking Latin. Voldemort is there thinking that this 12 year old boy knows Latin.

Because this mf goes: “Do you understand? “Ego sum” in Latin means “I am”, as you very well know.”.

As you very well know. This bitch has the AUDACITY to open a fucking Latin class in the Chamber of Secrets and start educating Harry Potter just before attempting to kill him.

It’s not news that he cares about the kids’ education though, considering that he always attacks Hogwarts at the end of the year. But this takes the cake dude.

Props to Lena Fries-Gedin for the Swedish translation.

[spaydekingcayde]

I’m seeing people reblogging posts of quotes from video games about hope and it’s reminding me of that post that I can’t find right now about someone’s friend trying to comfort them by singing Steven Universe songs and they got so confused and so offended by the audacity and the sheer absurdity they stopped crying. It reminds me of those Harry Potter bitches who quote dumbledore because they’re #inspirational or whatever it’s so overwhelmingly cheesy and tasteless considering everything. Put the damn video game down and come up with words that are your own so you actually mean it this time for the love of god

[limetimo]

hey, look at this absolute BS I found:

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Anyways the fic is

it was really good and if you're in mood for some Regulus kicking ass with a hefty dose of luck and help from his friends, just what you're looking for!

[e350tb]

Broke: Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

Woke: Indiana Jones and the Audacity of this Bitch

[11queensupreme11]

i can’t believe ppl actually get crazy over fictional stuff 😭 like honestly as someone who prefers reading yandere/dark content i don’t tell ANYONE cuz i already know they would try and start shit 😭 i’m wondering if anyone has attacked you for tsunami specifically?

not for tsunami (I don't wanna put "yet" but its bound to happen), but for my old harry potter/percy jackson series that I made before

Basically, the main couple's problematic as hell. The ML is essentially a yandere and the FL has rose-tinted glasses and is desperate for love and acceptance due to trauma so she let's his unhinged behavior go.

They finally got together in the end of Book 4 and I made a list of warnings about the dark content that's gonna happen in the future. At the start of book 5, I reminded them of the warnings again in the introductory, but once the dark stuff started to show up, I got some readers being shocked, pissed, and disturbed by it. Even all the way into book 6, they were still there whining about the same thing

It was absolutely annoying because when I called them out on it, some of them said they didn't "see" the warnings which is amazing because I literally put those warnings at the intro of every book and I talked about how toxic they were gonna be in the author notes?? the same a/n where I put my memes in and they COMMENT on them??

And then the other half, I knew were just idiots because I saw them comment on the list of warnings in wattpad every fucking time. Their comments didn't even seem bothered?? Some of them were like "oh wow" or "shit's gonna go down" and then fast-forward, they're suddenly acting aghast about the very things they knew were gonna happen 💀

If they chose to deliberately ignore my many warnings then that's not my fault, that's on them. But they kept bitching at me about it anyway even several books later.

That's akin to telling someone "hey don't drink this bottle, there's dangerous chemicals in it" and that person drinks it anyway and has the audacity to be mad at YOU for it???

Anyways, so far I got no complaints about Tsunami but... it's probably gonna happen eventually. My other fics aren't as dark as this one so I'm bound to get some haters on my ass despite me warning them in the introduction AND at the beginning of every chapter that features said dark content 😩

I'll be fine though 💖 Most of those haters came from wattpad and well... it's wattpad so yeah. I cross-post on quotev and ao3 too. I rarely get complaints in quotev, and while i'm still new-ish to ao3, people there seem very mature and ok with dark stuff

[lostndazed]

I’m just going to go on a spiral here and I know I have no followers I just really need to get this off my mind; I’ve literally had a stress migraine about it since yesterday.

In order for this to make any sense I have to establish a few things:

1. My mom owned an in-home daycare for 22 years and we met this person through the daycare (her kids were enrolled; I’ve know them since I was four, I’m currently 26).

2. My sister got remarried in 2021 to my current brother-in-law. She was diagnosed with cancer shortly before her marriage. My brother-in-law is a narcissist. (There’s a whole lot of drama in this point but it would make this post achingly long so I’m not going to talk about it in this post)

With those established, I’m going to tell you what happened yesterday and get your opinion on the situation, if you want to share it I guess.

I work for a fairly popular retail store(think bullseye) and I was at work yesterday. I have a coworker(I’m going to know her Michelle) who has been on a leave of absence due to medical reasons, aka she was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer. I’ve known Michelle since I was ten, I’ve loved this woman. She was one of the sweetest people in the world and she and I would talk about Harry Potter for hours. She would let me read her books, and as a ten year old with a reading addiction, that really meant something to me. I meant her through some of my mom’s daycare parents, Debbie and Todd (see 1.)

I don’t talk to Debbie and Todd (and their kids) and I haven’t since my sister passed in April. To put it lightly, they stirred a toxic situation involving my brother-in-law and my sister and have been stirring said situation since my sister got married. It had gotten worse after my mom died in 2022. I made the decision to go little to no contact with them to protect myself, because I get these stress induced migraines every time I think about them or my brother-in-law. My dad made the decision to do so too.

Yesterday I’m at work, doing my job and I see Debbie walking down one of the aisles. Now Debbie has been trying to call me, I didn’t know why, I just knew she was trying to call because she kept calling my dad and he would let it go to voicemail. She never left a message.

She storms over to me and proceeds to chew my head off because my dad wasn’t answering her calls and let me know Michelle had died. She proceeds to do this in front of one of the teenagers I work with. She then tells me not post it on Facebook and to let the rest of my coworkers know and then stalks off.

Now I’m wrecked because one of the people I’m closest to has passed, I’m embarrassed because I just got yelled at and treated like a child in front of my coworkers, and I’m mad because the audacity. And I’ve been this way since yesterday.

I don’t know what to do, I don’t know if I should go to her funeral, I don’t know if I should reach out to Michelle’s family. I just don’t know what to do. All I know is my head hasn’t stopped pounding since yesterday and I’m more pissed than anything because this bitch delivered bad news so poorly.

She literally could have done anything else, she knows where we live. If she couldn’t get ahold of us through the phone she could’ve shown up at our house and let us know in person. She didn’t have to go to my work and proceed to make a show for all to see.

What would you all do? Because quite frankly I have no freaking clue.

(All names are fake, and I know I could’ve posted on Reddit but Reddit scares me)

[savage-rhi]

Magenta.

[passionfruitmango]

This might get a little trauma dumpy

[Upd8, it is]

I was just watching this reel about being a kid and recognizing when one of your friends came from a "weird" family. Well I didn't share the reel on fb because "underwear dinner" sounds like some fucked up shit the person that made the reel had to experience.

But it started with them talking about going to a friend's house, getting offered a snack and drink like normal, kids friend takes his mom up on the Bud Light and mom was "I'm a cool mom you can only have a sip" and left it in reaching distance from him, kid kept sipping whenever mom turned his back whatever

Okay so that reminded me of when I was 15, got invited to my 16 year old friends family cabin. They went yearly, she got to bring a different friend each summer, I was the "lucky choice" that summer. Everything was semi fine and fun until one of the other parents made me and my friend a drink, my friend said they have them all the time at the cabin, I was wondering why it tasted like shit but they told me it was pineapple.

They fucking gave me a piña colada without telling me. At 15. I was NOTORIOUSLY LOUD about being "straight edge" and THIS FRIEND KNEW THAT!!! SHE COULD HAVE TOLD ME AND JUST SHRUGGED IT OFF.

I obviously didn't drink it once i heard said parent say piña colada and not just "a drink" and then my friend and said parent still had the audacity to make me feel bad for not wanting it???

Hindsight is insane because this friendship fizzled out over high school, I had another mutual friend try to invite me to hang out with this friend again as adults, and genuinely this friend was never my friend and if I'm being honest is probably racist or just doesn't like non white people.

This bitch (the OG friend not the one that invited me to see said friend) had the AUDACITY to guilt trip me when I said I wouldn't be joining the group to do an escape room. Why? I told them I had zero interest in a Harry Potter themed escape room because i NEVER got into it like they did, and would prefer we do one of the other 2-3 options listed. Well because I was the "only one" who wasn't interested, they just chose to "do the Harry Potter one anyway" because "I should be able to figure it out" LOLNO Imma just not go then.

She tried to guilt trip me because she had to "change the cheesecake factory reservations last minute" LOOOOOOL GET FUCKING REAL.

This OG friend didn't invite me to her wedding either and everyone at Bar Trivia (the get together our mutual friend invited me to, which I thought went well, then covid hit, bar trivia was canceled, but they just HAD to go to the cities as a group to do "fun stuff!") was talking about how great a time they had and all these little moments only they'd understand, meanwhile I was just sitting there sipping on my drink fake smiling like c:

Good riddance I definitely blocked the OG friend on everything after I realized what a sour taste it left in my mouth, and now I've noticed 2 of the 3 friends that were present at Bar Trivia that night are also now colder to me!!! Luckily my original mutual that invited me is still in touch. It's just fucked to see people you were super close to make no effort to want to be around you or include you.

But I'm sure if I mentally went back through my memories, hindsight would show me a fuck ton more.

Just like how I just remembered this OG friend is the same person who made me cry during my first and only time playing "strip uno" because she wanted to play it for her birthday. "I don't know why you're hiding hunched over like that, you just look worse" OH BUT THE OTHER GIRL WHO SAID NO TO PLAYING DIDNT GET TREATED LIKE ME. MAYBE BECAUSE SHE WAS ALABASTER PALE.

Fuck you [redacted], you fake ass cunt.

[atleast3lizards]

This just in: The bitch writing Twilight/Harry Potter crossover has the audacity to call someone ELSE cringe! Self-incrimination trial date tba

[aster-spiral-30]

Harry Potter and The Audacity of This Bitch

She lies about the book-burnings & denies the persecution of LGBT people in Nazi Germany just so she can keep insulting transgender people.

Thankfully she can’t sic her lawyers on American critics.

[thebibutterflyao3]

✨This✨

James is a golden retriever, but Harry? Oh no, he is one fiesty bitch! He may have inherited his looks from his father, but Harry James Potter is his mother’s son. There’s a little ego in this kid, but the audacity? Off the charts!

As I reread the series, I’m discovering that Harry was defiant and surly right from the start. He and his mother both grew up in a household with Petunia, after all. They avoid trouble where they can, but are not afraid to fight when they can’t.

While Harry is kind and unfailingly generous, he doesn’t cower at Draco’s insults or question his worth (*coughNevillecough*), even when he’s being awkward as hell. He mirrors the energy that he receives. More than once, Harry was the one to escalate the confrontation that Draco started. Their dynamic is definitely more enemies to lovers or rivals to lovers.

ppl need to stop saying Harry and Draco are black cat x golden retriever. They’re both hissy cats. Are you kidding me. Harry Potter hasn’t had a moment of peace his whole life this boy is so grumpy and sassy and Draco Malfoy is spoiled and a prick and incredibly dramatic. They’re both grumpy. There’s no sunshine. They are each other’s sunshine.