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People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.
I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.
Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.
#sorry needed to vent#this man#harry potter and the audacity of this bitch#would be his book title#he was so fucking mean to this poor girl#and her partner#that i was on this fuckers ass#im already having a fibro flare and I just want to go in get my shit and get out#this man was so balls deep in his lifted truck yee hawing bud light bullshit#that he pissed off the nonbinary cryptid that lives in the backwoods outside of town#that never says a god damn thing to anyone#i just wanted some veggies dude#you chose violence today
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel molloy#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv*#min.gif#shows#*mark lee voice* oh dude he's filrting#no bc genuinely what was the meaning of this.#the verdict is..... old man fucker!#anyways. very pleased with the coloring on these gifs if i do say so myself#EDIT: i'm sobbingggg i think my old ass laptop just has terrible color accuracy bc i'm seeing these gifs on my phone and tablet#and they look so bad LMFAO. so just pretend you're looking at these gifs from my laptop and i promise they look good#iwtvedit#ㅇㅇㅎ
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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius
#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction#because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point 😭)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his “im the smartest person in the room” behavior#and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv daniel#daniel molloy#marius de romanus#iwtv fanart#vampire chronicles#my fanart
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well monster fuckers and old man fuckers are gonna be happy with my next batch of redesign redesigns.
#personal#delete later#is my humanoid chrysalis design monster fucker-y?#i made her slightly more buglike anyways#she's got a bug ass#bug with a big ass#monsterfuckers rejoice! this woman's body is entirely praying mantis!
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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New ick unlocked
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#enver gortash#lord gortash#bg3 gortash#steel watch#gale dekarios#lae'zel#astarion#I could tell from his design that this chara was made for me#until#i saw his fugly ass shoes#it was an antagonist fucker's nightmare#got no rizz with those ice plow looking boots#also where my ignoble hat enjoyers at??
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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Reblog so I can acquire data, my good fuckers!
#text#mild#terato#exophilia#poll#my polls#monster fuqqer#monster fucker#inspired by that last post i reblogged let's get a vague-ass gender census
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he's so rough and he's SO BIG, I KNOW HES BIG dksksodosod mc is stronger than me bcs w all the manhandling and MARKING, i wouldve started moaning, begging and grinding on his cawk like there's no tomorrow.
#the monster fucker in me is thriving rn.#can i get a chunk of that ass PLEASE#sylus lore drop RIGHT NOW.#the event is only for 14 days how tf am i supposed to get those damn cards IM BROKE.#love and deepspace#sylus#lads
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🎄 Happy Holidays my moots and followers~!! 🎄
I know I haven't posted much (life's been crazy and I've been everywhere except my home 😭) so here's a little present 🎁 I hope you'll enjoy!
Wishing y'all a Merry Christmas now because I probably won't post anything until next year! Love you guys! Enjoy the Holidays and stay safe out there!! 😁🙏
Just a dumb headcannon I have:
Brahms doesn't enjoy being groomed. He's kind of like a cat, dreading bath time and hiding away from you when he sees you with a sponge in your hand. He's very unkempt and doesn't see the point to maintaining a clean appearance every day if he's just going to get dirty again. He will initially refuse to let you trim his messy beard, but you've found a way to make him shut up and sit still while you work your magic~ ✨😉.
#I can still draw#yay! :3#Christmas shopping is kicking my ass lol#the second art is based off a tiktok I saw yesterday#I saw the pose and had to redraw it in my own style 🤭#forever a believer of Brahms having a lactation kink#slasher fanart#slasher fucker#slasher imagines#slasher thirst#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#brahms the boy#brahms heelsire x reader#brahms heelshire
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Tanizaki deciding this was the best time to clear the incest allegations i'm ctfu this could've been sorted out in like. an email or smth 6 months ago but nahhh he really just accepted his colleagues side eyeing him this whole time lmfaooo
#enas.txt#bsd 118#bsd spoilers#there's no way he's just gonna die like this he's gotta make a comeback#like i could never accept my last words being along the lines of “i'm not a sister fucker or anything like that btw”#get ur ass UP and clear the fucking air NOW everybody was weirded tf out and now they're confused as hell
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Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING
#don't know how he dealt with this ratatouille ass mother fucker every day#I know DAMN well I would've snapped in the first five minutes#Locus the man that you are 🙏#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb locus#felix rvb#locus rvb#locus#samuel ortez#isaac gates#rvb felix#lolix#super awesome art tag 🪲
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(click for better quality! 🖥️)
pt.1
i love bratty computers breathe if u agree <3
this is a little long, so continue reading below! :3
#OK SO#i mentioned this was based off a real event in a prev post#lemme explain:#so the other night i had a ramune for the first time and this exact scenario happened where it fucking burst everywhere#at first i thought it was just a little but then i kept finding sticking spots on my desk#so i just cleaned the entire thing#NV (my laptop) was in my school bag when this happened so she didnt get effect teehee#the white of the speech bubbles look pink on this bg and its pissing me off#also i feel like i should start sketching these out because ough#i need a better plan for making these i just be rawdogging them#yet again another big ass canvas 1112 x 5788 exactly ouuughh#i also rlly like when computers use emoticons/emojis to express emotions AAAHH!!#anyways i hope yall enjoy this im rlly proud of it teehe!!!#kiid.art#digital art#medibang paint#clip studio paint#no ocs#original art#artists on tumblr#technophilia#techum#objectphilia#objectum#robot fucker#mini comic#computer#was typing the tags and for some reason limbus company came up...???
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a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)
#OC#ark#also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever#and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments#so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao#attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers
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i think cywhirl should be studied in a lab
#cywhirl#cyclonus#whirl mtmte#maccadams#tf#mtmte#shinyart#anyways! i missed them so bad man#weird ass fuckers. caught feelings but would rather die than admit that
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