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savage-rhi · 1 year ago

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People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.

I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.

Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.

#sorry needed to vent #this man #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #would be his book title #he was so fucking mean to this poor girl #and her partner #that i was on this fuckers ass #im already having a fibro flare and I just want to go in get my shit and get out #this man was so balls deep in his lifted truck yee hawing bud light bullshit #that he pissed off the nonbinary cryptid that lives in the backwoods outside of town #that never says a god damn thing to anyone #i just wanted some veggies dude #you chose violence today

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twinliches · 4 months ago

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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include #'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and #'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker

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suddenly-frankenstein · 5 months ago

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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius

#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction #because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point 😭)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his “im the smartest person in the room” behavior #and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv daniel #daniel molloy #marius de romanus #iwtv fanart #vampire chronicles #my fanart

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bixels · 3 months ago

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well monster fuckers and old man fuckers are gonna be happy with my next batch of redesign redesigns.

#personal #delete later #is my humanoid chrysalis design monster fucker-y?#i made her slightly more buglike anyways #she's got a bug ass #bug with a big ass #monsterfuckers rejoice! this woman's body is entirely praying mantis!

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golden-lovers · 21 days ago

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#iwtv #devil's minion #armandaniel #daniel molloy #armand #armand iwtv #iwtv*#min.gif #shows #*mark lee voice* oh dude he's filrting #no bc genuinely what was the meaning of this.#the verdict is..... old man fucker!#anyways. very pleased with the coloring on these gifs if i do say so myself #EDIT: i'm sobbingggg i think my old ass laptop just has terrible color accuracy bc i'm seeing these gifs on my phone and tablet #and they look so bad LMFAO. so just pretend you're looking at these gifs from my laptop and i promise they look good #iwtvedit

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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Look what we've become.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)

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sweetmapple · 1 year ago

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New ick unlocked

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #steel watch #gale dekarios #lae'zel #astarion #I could tell from his design that this chara was made for me #until #i saw his fugly ass shoes #it was an antagonist fucker's nightmare #got no rizz with those ice plow looking boots #also where my ignoble hat enjoyers at??

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lucabyte · 2 months ago

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Yeah, that about sums it up.

#in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #lucabyteart #me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece #anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much #adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg #anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think #that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call #the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this #specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)

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shouwji · 1 month ago

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he's so rough and he's SO BIG, I KNOW HES BIG dksksodosod mc is stronger than me bcs w all the manhandling and MARKING, i wouldve started moaning, begging and grinding on his cawk like there's no tomorrow.

#the monster fucker in me is thriving rn.#can i get a chunk of that ass PLEASE #sylus lore drop RIGHT NOW.#the event is only for 14 days how tf am i supposed to get those damn cards IM BROKE.#love and deepspace #sylus #lads

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whimsyvixen · 1 month ago

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🎄 Happy Holidays my moots and followers~!! 🎄

I know I haven't posted much (life's been crazy and I've been everywhere except my home 😭) so here's a little present 🎁 I hope you'll enjoy!

Wishing y'all a Merry Christmas now because I probably won't post anything until next year! Love you guys! Enjoy the Holidays and stay safe out there!! 😁🙏

Just a dumb headcannon I have:

Brahms doesn't enjoy being groomed. He's kind of like a cat, dreading bath time and hiding away from you when he sees you with a sponge in your hand. He's very unkempt and doesn't see the point to maintaining a clean appearance every day if he's just going to get dirty again. He will initially refuse to let you trim his messy beard, but you've found a way to make him shut up and sit still while you work your magic~ ✨😉.

#I can still draw #yay! :3 #Christmas shopping is kicking my ass lol #the second art is based off a tiktok I saw yesterday #I saw the pose and had to redraw it in my own style 🤭#forever a believer of Brahms having a lactation kink #slasher fanart #slasher fucker #slasher imagines #slasher thirst #slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #brahms the boy #brahms heelsire x reader #brahms heelshire

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petitesmafia · 4 months ago

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Tanizaki deciding this was the best time to clear the incest allegations i'm ctfu this could've been sorted out in like. an email or smth 6 months ago but nahhh he really just accepted his colleagues side eyeing him this whole time lmfaooo

#enas.txt #bsd 118 #bsd spoilers #there's no way he's just gonna die like this he's gotta make a comeback #like i could never accept my last words being along the lines of “i'm not a sister fucker or anything like that btw”#get ur ass UP and clear the fucking air NOW everybody was weirded tf out and now they're confused as hell

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ibetittering · 5 months ago

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Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING

#don't know how he dealt with this ratatouille ass mother fucker every day #I know DAMN well I would've snapped in the first five minutes #Locus the man that you are 🙏#red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb locus #felix rvb #locus rvb #locus #samuel ortez #isaac gates #rvb felix #lolix #super awesome art tag 🪲

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noisyghost · 9 months ago

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a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)

#OC #ark #also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever #and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments #so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao #attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers

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panicbones · 3 months ago

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i think cywhirl should be studied in a lab

#cywhirl #cyclonus #whirl mtmte #maccadams #tf #mtmte #shinyart #anyways! i missed them so bad man #weird ass fuckers. caught feelings but would rather die than admit that

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tadc-survival-isles · 3 months ago

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Updated Jaxs design a bit! He only got a few minor changes. I decided his gloves and scarf didn't add much to the design and I always hated the black so I got rid of them. Also I finally added in his scars and eye bags!

I don't think anythings going to really change about him from here on out. His bandages might move around slightly but thats less of a design change and more of just natural changes that happen as time passes.

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martyryo · 4 months ago

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don't be a sissy draw pdude! =]]

I FORGOT TO POST REQS SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG

Have him beefing with cats cause it was funny to me a month ago 😔

#postal #postal 2 #postal dude #pdude #digital art #illustration #rare dude drawing hehe #last time I wait so long to post drawings cause they look stinkt after a certain period ouhh #added textures now cause it's part of my style at this point #there's no way this fucker carries around 40 cats in his ass without getting scratched no no #martyryo

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