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savage-rhi · 1 year ago

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People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.

I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.

Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.

#sorry needed to vent #this man #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #would be his book title #he was so fucking mean to this poor girl #and her partner #that i was on this fuckers ass #im already having a fibro flare and I just want to go in get my shit and get out #this man was so balls deep in his lifted truck yee hawing bud light bullshit #that he pissed off the nonbinary cryptid that lives in the backwoods outside of town #that never says a god damn thing to anyone #i just wanted some veggies dude #you chose violence today

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sadclowncentral · 3 months ago

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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include #'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and #'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker

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suddenly-frankenstein · 4 months ago

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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius

#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction #because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point 😭)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his “im the smartest person in the room” behavior #and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv daniel #daniel molloy #marius de romanus #iwtv fanart #vampire chronicles #my fanart

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bixels · 2 months ago

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well monster fuckers and old man fuckers are gonna be happy with my next batch of redesign redesigns.

#personal #delete later #is my humanoid chrysalis design monster fucker-y?#i made her slightly more buglike anyways #she's got a bug ass #bug with a big ass #monsterfuckers rejoice! this woman's body is entirely praying mantis!

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months ago

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so how about that update, huh

#this is all i have to offer rn </3 #im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme #eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie #heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers #ok that was a creepy glitch #for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said #'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...

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sweetmapple · 1 year ago

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New ick unlocked

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #steel watch #gale dekarios #lae'zel #astarion #I could tell from his design that this chara was made for me #until #i saw his fugly ass shoes #it was an antagonist fucker's nightmare #got no rizz with those ice plow looking boots #also where my ignoble hat enjoyers at??

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lucabyte · 8 days ago

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Yeah, that about sums it up.

#in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #lucabyteart #me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece #anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much #adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg #anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think #that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call #the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this #specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)

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petitesmafia · 3 months ago

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Tanizaki deciding this was the best time to clear the incest allegations i'm ctfu this could've been sorted out in like. an email or smth 6 months ago but nahhh he really just accepted his colleagues side eyeing him this whole time lmfaooo

#enas.txt #bsd 118 #bsd spoilers #there's no way he's just gonna die like this he's gotta make a comeback #like i could never accept my last words being along the lines of “i'm not a sister fucker or anything like that btw”#get ur ass UP and clear the fucking air NOW everybody was weirded tf out and now they're confused as hell

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ibetittering · 3 months ago

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Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING

#don't know how he dealt with this ratatouille ass mother fucker every day #I know DAMN well I would've snapped in the first five minutes #Locus the man that you are 🙏#red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb locus #felix rvb #locus rvb #locus #samuel ortez #isaac gates #rvb felix #lolix #super awesome art tag 🪲

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noisyghost · 8 months ago

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a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)

#OC #ark #also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever #and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments #so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao #attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers

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panicbones · 2 months ago

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i think cywhirl should be studied in a lab

#cywhirl #cyclonus #whirl mtmte #maccadams #tf #mtmte #shinyart #anyways! i missed them so bad man #weird ass fuckers. caught feelings but would rather die than admit that

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tadc-survival-isles · 1 month ago

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Updated Jaxs design a bit! He only got a few minor changes. I decided his gloves and scarf didn't add much to the design and I always hated the black so I got rid of them. Also I finally added in his scars and eye bags!

I don't think anythings going to really change about him from here on out. His bandages might move around slightly but thats less of a design change and more of just natural changes that happen as time passes.

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martyryo · 3 months ago

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don't be a sissy draw pdude! =]]

I FORGOT TO POST REQS SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG

Have him beefing with cats cause it was funny to me a month ago 😔

#postal #postal 2 #postal dude #pdude #digital art #illustration #rare dude drawing hehe #last time I wait so long to post drawings cause they look stinkt after a certain period ouhh #added textures now cause it's part of my style at this point #there's no way this fucker carries around 40 cats in his ass without getting scratched no no #martyryo

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months ago

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Wanted to make an Egghead-themed sticker sheet for a looong time, and once I got to it I noticed had enough room for a few more extras after the Strawhats were done... So here's some Cross Guild chibs for you

#One Piece #Sir Crocodile #Dracule Mihawk #Buggy the Clown #Cross Guild #My art #A reasonable person would've done like the Seraphim as extras or fucking Lucci Kaku and Stussy or even some of the Vegapunks #No you get the Strawhats Bonney and doofy ass looking Kuma and these fuckers #It's MY sticker sheet I GET THE DO WHAT I WANT #I'll post the rest some other time (the actual sheet looks like ass because it wasn't easy making sure they would all actually fit there)#(So I wanna post a more Glamorous Round Up of the Chib Art rather than the sticker sheet as it is) (Also I half assed the bg for it so bad)#But you get these fuckers for now #Just in time for The Husbandile's Birthday <3 #Also yes I know Mihawk's outfit color has changed AND I DON'T CARE. Look I LOVE a good yellow but Mihawk's Piss Yellow ain't it #Also I wanted to draw him with his OG bright red eyes anyways and the magenta went better with there #Ngl Buggy was the Second Funniest chib to draw on the sticker sheet. Kuma was the funniest one though but Buggy? A Great Second

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betweenblackberrybranches · 3 months ago

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Well lets see if this one is ever going to be finished 😐

Remember these clowns? Its callisto, achilles and altair! This time with y/n

I watched Bee and Puppycat again and i think it shows

#fnaf dca #daycare attendant #dca ocs #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #my art #dca y/n #callisto lune #altair sol #achilles eclipse #these fuckers #i dont really have a concept gor their au but i decided i want it to have that weird ass bee and puppycat vibe

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slasheru · 2 years ago

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HEY I'M USING TUMBLR BLAZE FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE AND TELLING YOU ABOUT MY HORNY HORROR-COMEDY DATING SIM THAT I MADE.

(also on itchio ooh ahhh with a free demo, just scroll all the way down OOH AHH https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha)

#dating sims #indie dev #monster fucker #i worked my fuckin ass off on this and i love it so much i can't even. fucking. begin to explain. thank you for checking it out ajkdhkjasdh #i know i know i'm actually four twenty blazing a post like the tumbrl founding fathers intended you can throw apples at me now or whatever #in a sexy way #indie games #indie game dev #slasher u #i'm gay #you'll need to be logged into steam to see the steam page otherwise you can check it out on itchio!!#you guys have been super fuckin cool about this i really really appreciate it :'))))))))))))

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