#objectphilia

[paulsram]

Me and my computer boyfriend hate your fucking vibe

[kiidart]

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pt.2

i wanted to make a silly comic based on one of my fantasies…

i would love to have this play out irl… <3

i’m very rusty with comics so any feedback is appreciated!!

[vivi151]

It's so cute, I want it so bad 💔

Might draw myself with it.. IT'S SO ADORABLE AAAAAAAAA!!

[beepboopappreciation]

I've learned so much about computers recently, like how to get them to run smoothly you NEED to give them headpats. So many headpats because they deserve them. Give the computer headpats. Please please please please pl

[objects-i-find-cute]

Gateway 2000 Computer

[rileywazhere335]

"you attract what you fear" oh nooo a huge sentient ai wrapping me in its wires and pinning me down and it has a sexy deep robotic voice and it teases me nooo!!!!!!

[robotkizzes]

does anyone else find this extremely erotic...? i'd just like to run my fingers through the wires.

[kissyourwires]

What songs do you releate to objectum/robotphilia?

Let me hear you all

[catta1ll]

it’s time.

[babeilovemonsters]

It kinda bugs me when people make these unique, incredibly interesting monster designs, and then give them normal human genitals. That's missing so much potential!

Picture a dragonborn or lizardfolk, who's cock is concealed. No matter how desperate you are, begging and pleading, whimpering pathetically, you only get it when you actually put in some damn effort. Having to stroke, suck and lick, just to get it out enough to be able to satiate your need.

In turn, an afab dragonborn/lizardfolk, who needs just as much effort to be able to open their hole for you. Needing to be massaged oh so gently, have your fingers trace along the ridges of their crease, until the skin moves out the way enough for you to slide deep inside.

Or how about cat monsters? They might pass the harkness test, but no matter the shape, their cocks still have those little spikes. Soft and movable, but stubborn, gently scratching through your inner walls, making you feel every single one. Latching on the inside of your throat so you choke, leaving you all hazy and dizzy as it just takes so much more effort to get out.

Cat monsters with fluffy, silky holes, with such soft fur to rest your face in while you slide your tongue so deep, they're forced to meow pathetically. Hitting such a good spot, they purr uncontrollably, vibrating the entire bed.

Or robots, who don't have proper genitalia? Who need to get creative, starting off with just toys and vibrators, before recognising that it's getting boring. Using live wires to safely but noticeably spark your soft parts, using their strong metal limbs to stop you squirming too much. Displaying porn on their screen to get you so horny, while not actually doing anything to you, just holding you down so you can't touch your poor, throbbing hole no matter how turned on you are.

Or even selkies, who most would only fuck in human form! But that's no fun. Dragging you to the depths in their halfway form, barely holding your head above the water as they pound their slippery, soft cock into your aching holes beneath the surface. Or maybe even going full seal, just barely hiding behind the rock of a nudist beach, making you pretend like everything is normal, because most people wouldn't know they're a selkie, they pass so well.

Or selkie vaginas, that are so fat and squishy. Teasing them about being unable to hide how open their hole is just by the slightest interaction. Finding the salty taste difficult to swallow, but with every moan, they hold onto you tighter, so you can't stop until either they're satisfied or you give up. And you definitely aren't doing the latter.

Just. Monster genitals. Monster cocks and cunts. Monsters.

[paulsram]

Late post again,,, EDGAR BOY!! would u believe me if I said this is my first fanart of him,,,,

[sillie-strami]

Feast my Edgar lovers🗣️🗣️

aight im gonna slowly walk away now/silly

[kiidart]

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pt.1

i love bratty computers breathe if u agree <3

this is a little long, so continue reading below! :3

[vivi151]

MORE OBJECTUM FAVORITES!! XDD

[barkzim]

Ignore how dookie this is edited I was tryna make it more clear but ts fugly

[objects-i-find-cute]

Intel 4004 CPU