#ex coworker: sorry things didnt work out but i hope your dreams come true
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#ex coworker: sorry things didnt work out but i hope your dreams come true#me: they already did now go away!#*hours later* jay....damn#i mean he had it coming#but damn did you have to say that along with “I hope you find 100 dollars and its one of them fake bible verse papers”#and “may you oversalt all your dinners for next year”#“may fleas infest your mattress”#“and may you live in VERY interesting times!”#to my credit i didnt waste any of my fucks to give#if he had a title it would be harry potter and the audacity of this bitch#savage magenta#magenta is my tw word for venting#i swear im a flawed but decent person#im just tired of people trifling with mr#**me
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