#harley keener mcu

[vpotts-official]

Is Harley your favorite

No, Bumble Bee. I love all my kids equally :)

Just because at the moment Harley needed some extra care doesn’t mean I love you less, or that he “ranks higher” than you. I love you Peter, just the same as I love Harley, or Morgan.

[theravequeen]

Decided I don't post about Harley my beloved enough on here so here are some more headcanons, some OC stuff included!

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-After moving to New York, Harley lost his southern accent--but it comes out when he's super angry

-Harley is the Oldest out of the friend group (Peter is younger than him. Peter Younger Brother supremacy)

-Harley and Tony tend to butt heads a lot, but Harley still sees him as a father figure

-Harley and Peter often argue about who the brains/leader of their little super hero group is (it's Raven.)

-Harley sees Natasha as like another mom. For his birthday, Nat got him a completely customized Corvette, themed off his hero color scheme. Harley cried but he wouldn't tell her that.

-Harley is really really bad at showing his emotions--it often comes off as if he doesn't care. He does, he just puts up a wall so his fear of abandonment can't be damaged. Can't be abandoned if you do it first!!

That's all I can think about, any questions /hj

[marionluth]

Harley: Wanna know what would be really cool?

Peter: Honestly, I don't think I wanna know, no.

Harley: Being shot

Tony: No!

Peter: Been there, done that. Not particularly cool either…

Tony: You’ve been what?

Peter:

Harley: No, no! BEING SHOT. As in being the one… shot… at someone! As in human projectile with the speed of a bullet!

Peter:

Tony:

Harley: I mean… think of the damage here…

Peter: *sitting up* This holds promise.

Tony: No!

Peter: We'd have to take into account a ton of stuff, mass and volume of human projectile…

Harley:...energy source and force distribution…

Peter:... Acceleration curve, g force tolerance…

Harley:... trajectory and stability…

Peter: I'm bringing the whiteboard!

Tony: NO!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: can we get a puppy

Tony: no

Peter: why

Tony: we have Harley

Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy

Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:

Peter:

Peter: never mind I see your point

[ironspidersblog]

Dear parents,

Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at pictures of irondad

[theocanhavemyheart]

Peter: How does one turn their emotions off?

Harley: Okay, so first go to settings.

Harley: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Peter: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Peter Parker: (works longer than agreed upon)

Tony Stark: GeT oUT your TimE iS oVEr!!!

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what is E=MC²

Peter: Energy= Monster × Coffee

Harley: Energy= maraujana × coke

[anyaharveyii]

No, because what were the odds that Tony ended up having three separate kids (Harley, Peter, and Morgan), but none of them met until AFTER Tony's death?

Damn it, Marvel, you wasted a perfectly good concept for a movie or spin-off series.

Harley and Peter being jealous of each other initially but then becoming best friends after figuring their shit out?

Peter showing Harley around NYC for the first time, once as Peter and once as Spider Man?

Peter freaking out when Tony and Pepper announce that they're expecting because he's never been an older sibling and Harley coming through with that older-sibling advice?

Harley and Peter trying to explain the importance of secret identities to this literal child who just wants her juice pops, please?

And all those babysitting adventures?

*sighs*

You screwed the pooch, Marvel.

[spooky-lil-spider-enjoyer]

Don't think about Peter seeing a strange sad kid around his age at his mentor's funeral. Don't think about Peter summoning his inner spiderman even in one of the lowest points of his life and walking over to the boy. Because that's what heros do, they help people. 

Don't think about Peter trying to make idle conversation by asking how he knew Tony, expecting something similar to his situation. Well, not the secret superhero and avengers thing, but that he was one of Starks interns or assistants or something like that.

Maybe do think about Harley wiping a sniffly nose and telling the kind boy his story, the story of The Mechanic who taught him to stand up for himself, the Super Hero who saved him from the weird exploding bomb guys, and Tony. The man who had panic attacks and PTSD over New York. The man who gave a 11 year old a lesser version of a flash grenade to let him stay the night in his barn. The man who turned said barn into his personal wonderland once he left. And the man who kept in touch with him over the years through letters and phone calls and maybe an occasional facetime.

Think about Peter letting out a wet chuckle and wiping his teared up eyes at the story. “That sounds like Mr. Stark.” He would say as the boys exchanged stories of the acclaimed “Iron Man.”

Think about Stark's two smartest not-technically-technically-kids bonding over the memory's of Tony, the real Tony. The Tony who set up a STEM lab for Harley, the Tony who grounded Peter because he got a little too close to dangers edge, who saw a little too much of himself in those boys.

The Tony who helped spark both their dreams and fed the fire until he died. And even in death, he's their Hero. He always will be. Maybe do think about that. Think about the Starks, biological or not.

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[vpotts-official]

Your so sweet you actually deserve to the world <33

Aren’t you the cutest thing! Thank you very much Harley, I appreciate your kind words :).

[theravequeen]

Peg to the rescue. Share all of your Harley headcanons right now. Do not hold back

Thanks shartie love you <3 /p

Here are all of my Harley headcanons, at least the ones I can remember/find important to mention! Under the break because there are A LOT

-He's Pansexual

-He and Peter are like brothers, and they both look up to Tony as a father figure

-He has an iron suit similar to Tony's, called "Cobalt". It's blue and gold.

-Kept contact with Tony after the events of IM3

-Failed Senior year of highschool in Rose Hill, so his mother agreed to send him to Tony on the condition that he pass highschool in New York (he does 👍)

-His favorite foods are his mom's Mac and Cheese recipe and Brownies

-Stoner/Skater vibes. Also low-key emo/in the emo/grunge range. Lots of big platform boots and chains. And a shit ton of piercings. (Mainly earrings & a septum piercing)

-Paints his nails and does his make up from time to time (not to oc post but he taught Raven how to do her nails)

-He sees Natasha as another mother figure, and turns to her when he and Tony are fighting

-Harley reminds Tony of himself when he was younger, and because of this they argue, a lot. Harley also thinks Tony favors Peter over him, and has a lot of older sibling jealousy

-Not really a Harley specific headcanon, but his mom's name is Crystal and his Sister/Sibling's name is Penelope or "Nel". When my AU takes place she's around 14 and identifies as Genderfluid :]

-Harley has a lot of PTSD related to the explosions caused by the extremis folks. It's never happened to him, but if he was ever out avenging and an explosion happened to close for comfort, it would most likely cause him a lot of anxiety.

-At the end of NWH, he shows up at Peter's door to be revealed to be Peter's roommate, even though of course, Harley doesn't remember Peter at all, Peter sure remembers him.

Ermm these are all of the ones I can think of but I might reblog w/ any others I think of!! Enjoy :]

[marionluth]

Tony coaching 3-yo-Morgan how to handle her big feelings after a tantrum, while Peter watches.

Tony: It’s okay to feel angry, Morgan. We all feel angry sometimes. But do we smash our water bottles on the item or person that made us angry? No, we don’t! Now, remember how we spoke about blowing out our finger-candles when we feel mad to help us feel calmer?

Morgan: Daddy, that’s stupid

Harley: Yo, tell him, girl. We're not blowing out finger-candles when we're angry. We flip off fingers!

Tony: * death glare at Harley before turning back to Morgan *

Baby, we don't say stupid! Stupid is a Harley word. Can you think of a mommy word to use instead?

Morgan: *scrunching up her nose in thought* The one mommy uses when you and Petey and Harley make something essplode in the lab…

Harley:

Tony:

Peter:

Morgan: Uhm… Mo… Mormonic!

Peter: *snickers*

Harley: * spurts out his red bull laughing *

Tony: *fighting to keep a straight face* “I think it’s Bluey time!”

Morgan: Yaaaay! Bluey!

Peter: I think you handled that very well!

Tony: And I think you’ll end up on manual dishwashing duty, if you don’t fix your face!

Peter: Nuh, I gotta go. Take it out on Harley.

Harley: *flips Peter off, still coughing*

Tony: I'm too old for this sh...poo.

Peter: See you later. And don’t let the kid’s brain entirely melt with the blue horror show. You know it only gives her torture ideas!

Tony: Beat it, webhead!

Harley: *still coughing up his lungs*

Tony: * to Morgan, sitting next to her to watch Bluey * What is your brother talking about, nano-hulk? Bluey rocks!

Morgan: * evil toothy grin * I wanna play mount mumanddad!

Harley: Yaaaay!

Tony: * whimpers *

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter, Tony, and Harley are playing poker. Harley is winning

Tony: Aw, come on.

Peter: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!

Harley: Go Fish?

[tonystark-official]

For clarification, Keener, Parker, Spidey, and Morgan are my kids. Three of them just aren't my kids.