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Peter Parker (trying to juggle university and being Spider-Man): Exmatrikulation is only a few clicks away.

Mj: What?

Peter: I‘m so tired!

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Peter (overwhelmed college student (also Spider-Man)) Parker: What do you mean, you’re nearly done with studying?

Peter: I haven’t even figured out what we need to learn, yet.

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Peter Parker: I got exams in like three weeks. But the panic hasn’t overwritten my urge for procrastination, yet.

Peter: I’ll never finish studying in time…

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Peter Parker: Oh Good Lord, how is it exam season? I thought I already did that.

Mj: you know, it happens twice a year.

Peter: it hAppEens TWICE A year?!??!?

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Eddie: you are not a mysterious and dark loner. You are depressed, sad and lonely.

Venom: o_O

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Peter Parker (talking about an event from Tony Stark that he’s been to): there were some weird fucking people.

Mj: I mean I also hang out with weird fucking people all the time. For example, you…

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I actually did. Got a nosebleed. It was horrifying. There was blood everywhere. My teacher asked me if I want to step outside. I was halfway through the exam. I refused. I was getting that grade right there right then. I was not losing time, or lord help me, make up that damn exam. I had been suffering through it for 3 hours already. You would‘ve‘d to carry me out kicking and screaming.

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Mj:you alright there?

Peter Parker: *long stare of suffering silence*

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Peter Parker (in class): I just looked down. Just for a second. What happened? I don’t know what’s going on!

Spider-Man (fighting one of his villains): omg. I just looked down. Just for a second. What happened? What’s going on?!

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Peter Parker: oh its fine. I’ve got a free period right now.

Peter: no. Wait. Sorry. Let me correct, I made myself a free period.

Tony: you’re skipping class?

Peter: whaaaaaaaaat

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Tony stark: *praising one of Peter’s inventions but explaining that the exterior could look a bit sleeker*

Mj: we think you’re ugly and we still hang out with you. Get a grip old man!

Peter: MJ!

Pepper: I’ve never been more proud…

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Spider-Man: *slaps own back*

Spider-Man: this bad boy can fit so much trauma.

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Spider-Man: sorry I did not mean to leave you behind with my long, youthful strides.

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Peter Parker: (works longer than agreed upon)

Tony Stark: GeT oUT your TimE iS oVEr!!!

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Peter Parker (stuffing stationary into his backpack): it’s not stealing if I work here!

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Spider-Man: We might die, but we will survive!

Daredevil (softly): No…