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I love this "Peter is Worthy to lift the Hammer" thing

Because, imagine the same scenario from the avengers movie where everyone tries to lift the hammer, but with Peter in the middle too, even Nat tries and can't, (Steve can't because I don't want to) Peter would probably use all his strength to lift the hammer but it would end up falling on his face because, well, he's worthy, it's light for him

And while he's unconscious on the floor everyone would be freaking out because HOLY FUCK HE'S WORTHY!?

Thor and Loki would be in a dispute to see who adopts him first to be the future heir to the throne of Asgard and Tony would be like "he's already taken"

Thor goes to try to steal Peter but Peter screams when Thor takes him too high and Tony literally jumps off the roof putting on the armor going after them in the damn sky

Peter and Thor play with the hammer and Tony is like "I'm so proud, but if that idiot god tries to steal my son one more time-"

Loki is trying to steal Peter too sometimes, Tony can't stand stopping gods from stealing Peter anymore

Peter is confused as to why 3 such important people are fighting over him

When he really discovered how important it was to be able to lift the axe he fainted, Thor, Loki and Tony went into complete despair

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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Regulus Black is the human equivalent of a black cat that acts all serious and mysterious but will absolutely lose his mind if you scratch him behind the ears.

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Captain America, ladies and gentlemen!! ♥️

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punch nazis, protect your neighbors and look out for each other

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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Hypothetical situation concerning Peter explaining gen z lore and terminology to the Avengers and Tony, Scott and Sam being very hyped about it, against Steve, unable to wrap his head around the youngsters and their motives:

Tony, shooting a blast right into enemy's head: chat, is this rizz?

Scott: chill boss, that was the most sigma thing ever

Sam: yeah, no cap.

Steve: ... Why not

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Steve Rogers, who learned from Tony that it’s rude to assume someone’s orientation: are you straight?

Peter, who is playing Minecraft and not paying attention: bi

Steve: bye..

Steve, 10 minutes later laying in his bed with tears in his eyes: bye..he said bye to me, that was so rude.

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Only day you can reblog this

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The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

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Euphemia Potter the woman you are

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Guys I am NOT cooking, the charaters have taken over the kitchen and now its on fire.

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