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Lol yeah I think I'll be pretty good.

No pressure tags

@hurtspideyparker @goodbye432 @my-castles-crumbling

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?

Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)

Does this guy count?

YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅

Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

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*seeing mutual going through my blog* haha mutual you are scrolling through my blog :)

*me going through a mutuals blog* they're are going to kill me

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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

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so.. I like to think that one of the USO showgirls was a former acrobat and taught Steve a few tricks to liven up their routine. And when the howlies catch wind of this...

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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wlw actually stands for witches love witches

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the voices got to me and i wrote outsiders fanfiction good morning

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That one scene from Captain America Civil War that needed a little correction…

[my patreon]

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Oooooh that'll be a longer project!!! YES, love the way you think.

HELLO LOVELY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE SPENT THE PAST 20 MINUTES DOING?

ADDING UP ALL THE RUNNING TIMES OF EVERY SINGLE MCU MOVIE BEFORE ENDGAME (AND INCLUDING ENDGAME)

Do you know how many minutes it is?

THREE THOUSAND FUCKING MINUTES. ON THE FUCKING DOT

If you don't believe me, here is the math all nice and beautifully laid out for you.

Now my friends didn't 100% understand this and a true marvel fan will but if you don't I'll happily explain it. Tony Stark had a little saying with his daughter that was "I love you 3,000". Adorable obviously we all loved it even if it caused us a little bit of pain.

That is how many minutes are in the marvel cinematic universe after this movie. Even after all of the pain we went through with infinity war someone went how can we make it hurt just a little bit more? Do you understand how gut wrenched I am right now?

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Peter Parker HCs

- He totally needs glasses but prefers contacts cause he doesn't want to get made fun of even more for being a nerd

- Listens to p!atd. Originally discovered them cause of High Hopes and now loves them. Everybody Talks by Neon Trees and Notion by The Rare Occasions are runner up's, but he loves the death of a bachelor album.

-Has all the avengers merch ever, but especially Tony Starks. Like all of them. That's the secret reason we see him having such terrible quality computers in civil war. He just blows all of his money on cool limited edition avengers shit.

- Collects his own merch as well *cough* nerd *cough*

- Eats raw ramen while using the packet as sprinkles (we used to do this when I was younger at school cuz they wouldn't let us use the microwave to heat up water and I can totally imagine him doing this)

-Has passed out at his desk while studying (all the time in fact) and will show up to school the next day with ink smudged on his face showing half of his calculous homework on his face and his hair looks like a cat sleeps in it regularly.

-He seems like the type of kid who would be absolutely amazing at math, an absolute child prodigy, and not be able to write a story in ela for the life of him.

- Wears Crocs. Him and Ned try and collect the coolest charms, it's like a weird competition between the two.

-His mom taught him how to sew when he was younger (like seven or something) so he was able to patch up all of his own stuffed animals when they'd rip. He didn't know how important that skill would be until she died. He still looks over some of the fabric they would practice on when he is sad.

-May obviously taught him Italian and he grew up eating a ton of traditional Italian food prepared lovingly by May and Uncle Ben

-Once he and Tony get a bit closer they will speak Italian over the coms on missions or talk shit with each other right in front of the team. Peter loves it cause he only ever really gets to speak it with May, Tony loves tolerates it because it makes him miss him mom and helps him feel reconnected to a part of himself he thought he lost in that damn car crash when he sees it makes the kid happy. It drives everyone else crazy though.

Thanks for reading, lmk if you want a pt.2

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Steve: I like you kid, you're gonna do great things

Peter: Thanks! I wanna be just like Mr. Stark when I'm older

Steve: Oh dear god no. No. Where are this child's parents?

Peter: Uh, they're dead-

Steve: IT'S ALREADY BEGUN

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HELLO LOVELY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE SPENT THE PAST 20 MINUTES DOING?

ADDING UP ALL THE RUNNING TIMES OF EVERY SINGLE MCU MOVIE BEFORE ENDGAME (AND INCLUDING ENDGAME)

Do you know how many minutes it is?

THREE THOUSAND FUCKING MINUTES. ON THE FUCKING DOT

If you don't believe me, here is the math all nice and beautifully laid out for you.

Now my friends didn't 100% understand this and a true marvel fan will but if you don't I'll happily explain it. Tony Stark had a little saying with his daughter that was "I love you 3,000". Adorable obviously we all loved it even if it caused us a little bit of pain.

That is how many minutes are in the marvel cinematic universe after this movie. Even after all of the pain we went through with infinity war someone went how can we make it hurt just a little bit more? Do you understand how gut wrenched I am right now?

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