#happy hurricane

[every-single-day]

The entire greaser gang would stand outside during a hurricane to “watch what happens” and then laugh when a tree limb flies and smacks two-bit in the head

[rocktheholygrail]

Mean Girls (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)

[flaticeball]

a jew review of: nhl team happy hanukkah posts

good evening and chag sameach to my hanukkah-celebrating pals out there on hockeyblr. today i bring you: a non-comprehensive and entirely subjective review from one (1) jewish hockey fan of the graphics posted by various nhl teams in celebration of the first night tonight. i definitely missed some, and some teams didn't post any at all, so it's a bit patchwork. here we go.

vancouver canucks: this is an extremely serviceable graphic. love the blurred dreidels to give the effect that they are spinning. very funny. props for the detail that there is a shadow of the menorah on the ice. straightforward. icemenorah is a themeTM but some did it better than others and this is a classic. 7/10

post continues under the cut for the sake of your dash and mine.

carolina hurricanes: obsessed with what the canes have done here though i cannot comprehend it. the weird techno style textured background. the out of focus magen david around. THE HURRICANES. IN HEBREW. WITH THE LITTLE CANES LOGO THING I FORGET THE NAME OF ON THE HEI? INCREDIBLE. points for creativity. overall baffling vibes. 6/10.

pittsburgh penguins: this is just adorable. you hired someone to draw this. spectacular work, guys. it's giving a bit of 'we browsed the target hanukkah deco section for inspo' but it's too adorable for me to care. it's team themed, it's hockey themed, it's holiday appropriate. love everything going on here. they get points for doing what very few other teams are doing and remembering this is night one, so only one candle is lit. most everyone else is getting a bit a head of themselves. 9/10.

washington capitals: and here we have another edition of the icemenorah, with a minimalist twist. this graphic screams 'oh fuck wait is that tonight' which to be fair is also how i, a jew, felt about realizing tonight was the first night of hanukkah. could'a done more, but it's perfectly fine. 6/10.

new jersey devils: this fucks. it's got devils themes. it's got a cool style. it's got vibes. it's got: more hockey stick menorahs which i am always excited about. that shamash candle is a graphic design nightmare but other than that i am all on board. 8/10

vegas golden knights: i love the gold foil effect and that you remembered there was more to hanukkah than candles, that's nice, as is involving the other affiliates! however. where are the vibes. this is not the vgk wishes you a chag sameach, this is a greeting card i got on etsy. 6/10 just bc i KNOW you can do better. where's the neon, babes.

los angeles kings: oh this is fun. it's icemenorah: WITH A TWIST. the art style is cute, it's got plenty of hockey theme, it's also very obviously LA-y, i'm giving them points for this one. the shadow is insane but that's okay, it's ~stylistic. it's cute. 7/10. UPDATE: definitely AI. boo hiss. 0/10.

montréal canadiens: this is probably my favourite for sheer vibes. you got: levitating icemenorah. you got: action-shot candle lighting. you got: remembering this is night ONE. you got: the implication that the torch is the shamash candle????? you got: JOYEUSE HANOUKKA!!!!!!!! (and like happy hanukkah or whatever i guess). obsessed. it's so funny. it's amazing. 9/10.

[happyk44]

percy repeating that he can be good over and over again to himself while covered in the blood after an overwhelming unleash of volatile rage that destroyed all that threatened his loved ones while grover holds his face and steadily grounds him back to reality

("i'm safe, we're safe, it's safe, just breathe")

[catladychronicles]

Glowing & glistening angel

[onlyherefortyson]

sir

[spearxwind]

Happy 10th birthday to Cercerion!

OUGHHH UR RIGHT CERCIE IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW !!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY BELOVEDEST DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HIS WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nervanna]

“Good morning”

GIVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING!!!!

[smileysvech]

You wanna guess the color of my underwear, you wanna know what I got going on down there

Guess – Charli XCX

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[pyotrkochetkov]

ANDREI SVECHNIKOV Postgame | November 26, 2023

[52pk]

this face is insane

[anywaysilovecats]

Being from North Carolina is so fuckin funny cause is that…

[thegoodmorningman]

Sun's out, pretending the problem is done's out! Good Morning!!!

[vampiresi]

Last attacks of Art Fight 2024!

Camellia for @flamboyant-king

Judas for Exoclipse

Esca for @silver-peel

Vic for Arallin

Trysha and Ophiriani Tama for Mehlichi

Josh & Lee for Kanpai_Asuka

Cuntu for @hot-dad-47

And Warlock for @errorfunction

[alexandriaellisart]

Our power is back on!!!!!😭💖💖🌟🌟

[songofsunset]

HURRICANE UPDATE: EXTREMELY BAD FENG SHUI HERE IN THE DOORWAY OF MY BATHROOM WHERE WE ARE RESTING lmaooo

We have set up cots and are laying down in here through the peak winds of the next few hours, but couldn't tetris the cots well enough to shut the doors. Good enough!!!