#hannigram stuff

[reireichu]

Is Sophie Will's child? Why is Will jealous of his own child?!!!!!

no, soph isn’t will’s child. in the random ramble I gave to lambie, will would have probably tried to babytrap hannibal and chose sophie for it (does she agree? no. does she react badly? yes).

when it comes to will and his child, it’s probably my own view of the character that will wouldn’t be able to handle parenting very well due to his own childhood. he does exhibit a lot of personality traits which point to a lot of childhood trauma and potential personality disorders. i think that when it comes to a child, Will might be jealous that hannibal might love the child more than him, so it’s a very complicated relationship.

me saying that soph is hannigram coded is probably because i rather unconsciously wrote in a lot of gothic drama tropes into her as a character, some of which is quite… hannigram vibes.

[cannibal-stag]

hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

[vinnie-cha]

a pirate, a serial killer and a demon walk into a bar after a break up Pt 1 -> (x)

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[cartsandhorses]

i finally started watching killing eve

[crispyliza]

It's always funny when an author on ao3 that I subscribed to for a specific fandom starts posting fics for another fandom that I'm also in. Especially niche ones. Great minds think alike I guess.

[meeiiroo]

they're talking about teacups or whatever

[kweenratking]

should i start posting all my hannibal memes here

[user-1005]

The stag after a long day of terrorizing Will

[neilgayman69]

They have never canonically fucked. But also they have, and they should, and it would be a horrible idea.

[hannibard]

This is the best take on hannigram I've ever seen.

[centaur-dreaming]

All fic writers have that one document in their drafts that would end their entire career, social life, everything if anyone irl were to find it

[reireichu]

she’s going to kill him when she finds a way out of that room @suchawrathfullamb

lambie your random post about ana de armas as alana haunts me, bc I manifested a hannigram baby with her features in mind BUT IN THE WRONG FANDOM (don’t ask) and now my brain is just running wild with all these ophelia ideas and “I gAVe yOu a ChILd!!!!!” moments, in which it’s post!fall and Will senses that Hannibal’s attention wavers a little and gets insecure about being not enough (idk Herringbone colours my feelings) and so Will goes off to seduce and impregnate this beautiful girl with dark hair and big eyes, to make sure he gets the perfect baby, his spitting image bc then Hannibal can never let go of that baby because she comes from Will and looks like him too—

Except he has no idea that this girl is just as fucked up as they are.

Will: I WILL GIVE YOU A CHILD (who I in turn will be envious of and freak out over you loving this child more than me because I have yet to address my unresolved mommy issues)

mother of the child who is heartbreakingly beautiful like Ana de Armas with those big big eyes and symmetrical features and perfect smile: oh, you thought you could just TAKE my baby from me and I would be okay with it??? you might be monsters, you might play god, but you know what is scarier than monsters and god? a woman.

hannibal: …sad clucky noises

I could but will not write a 50k fic about these three feuding over giving Hannibal a child as Will tries to baby trap a this man even though he fucking hates babies.

her threatening them:

okay PLEASE I LOVE THIS I don't want to write yet ANOTHER fic but if we do it together maybe we can accomplish this deed 😏 should we...make a hannigram fic-baby?

[cannibal-stag]

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

[vinnie-cha]

my boyfriend broke up with me support group 🥲✌️ Pt 2 -> (x)

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[techutones]

That's it. That's the show.

[honeygrahambitch]

You're telling me no one in this fandom is the nepo baby of someone who owns a streaming platform who could adopt Hannibal nbc