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transmasculine · 1 year
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canon nonbinary character icons!
if youre a weirdo i will fucking block you
anoki blackmoon (genderfluid), ash harjo, ashe, bob the blob, callum, charlie, dippa, fl4k, inaya saifi
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roomselfcontain2 · 13 days
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Luxury new standard single room visit website Selfcontain house for rent pop standard home available now located at ada George off iwofe road in port Harcourt city rivers state nigeria.
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goryhorroor · 5 months
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horror sub-genres: slasher
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mimimar · 2 years
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you’re invited to luz’s spooky quinces!
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heph · 3 months
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Yeah so to me Wilson has big puppy dog energy and House has mad grumpy cat energy so how about a Hilson Halloween party thing where Wilson is dressed in a cute dog costume and you can tell he's put lots of thought into it and House has done absolutely nothing besides putting on some cheap looking cat ears and other than that it's just his moody self but somehow it still radiates pure cat. So sorry, this is literally the first thing that popped into my head and now I need it T-T is this anything??
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They both wanted it
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usermavka · 2 years
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🎬 House 1977, dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi
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l3irdl3rain · 11 months
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She wants to know why she can’t eat the party snacks
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xxj-t · 1 month
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Surprise, Surprise (Part 2)
Eren x Fem Reader x Jean
Characters: Eren Yeager, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer
Summary: You and Eren make your way to Connie's room to have some more "fun". However, there is someone who you weren't expecting to join in...
Part 1
Note: Please enjoy! You can find my previous works on my AO3
Warnings: Threesome, Eren is a tease, Cum Eating, Blow jobs, Dirty Talk, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Multiple Orgasms, 69 Position
MDNI!!!
Word Count: 9.6k
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The words from Jean boomed in your head. 
“I mean, I can join.”  
The thought of it sounded hot. Having two men all over your body...you could only imagine. But that was only an innocent thought and nothing more. Right? 
In the midst of your thinking, Eren was pulling you alongside him.
“Eren! We can’t just–” 
“Shh, it’s okay. He most likely won’t come in here. He’s too busy mingling with others downstairs to keep them entertained, probably.” Eren’s thumb brushes your hand as he guides you to Connie’s room. 
You felt a little guilty to have sex in Connie’s bed, but the high of having sex from earlier was exciting. Fucking in someone else’s house at a party was always a thrill. Hopefully Connie wouldn’t find out... 
Eren maneuvers through the crowd and finally reaches Connie’s door. Luckily it wasn’t too far from Jean’s room, it just took a minute to reach the door since other people started to crowd the upstairs.  
“Eren, is this even a good idea to do this with all of these people around?” You question. 
Eren’s hand reaches for the knob, before he looks back to meet your eyes. 
“What? Afraid of getting caught? Tsk, are you being a chicken?” he teases. 
“I am– I am n-not being a chicken!” you pout. 
“I mean, we already got caught anyway. Poor Jean. He looked so desperate, didn’t he?” Eren opens the door and guides you into the room then closes it shut. You walk in a bit further and look around, it’s actually pretty tidy, besides a few clothes on the floor and a few drawers open with clothes spilling out.  
Boys.  
When you turn around, you see Eren walking towards you slowly. He throws his mask off to the side near Connie’s bed. His blue green eyes were dead set on you, hungry. Just as always, you automatically succumbed to his leering gaze, feeling excited again. He always knew how to put you in his trance, this man would be the death of you. His tongue coats his lips, making them wet as he cups your face to tilt your head up. It was silent for a few moments and that’s when you realize that you haven’t even responded to him yet. 
“Y-Yeah, he did look desperate...” your words trail off as you look deep into his eyes. His lips were so close to yours. It was like he was teasing you on purpose. Finally, you lean in for a kiss, but he pulls back. He grins hearing your whine.
“Not so fast.” His voice sounds mocking.  
His index finger pokes your chest and backs you up, all the way to the edge of Connie’s bed, his eyes never leaving yours. Then you feel the mattress hit the back of your knees. Eren looks over your body, seeing your costume wrinkled and your thighs pressed together. He knows you want it again. It’s written all over your face and he thinks it’s hilarious. He knew that his cum was still oozing out of your cunt in your panties, it felt as though you were swimming in them. Eren leans in, his breath tickling your ear, sending a shiver all over your body. 
“Sit.” he whispers. It was low and subtle.
You suck in a breath as you sit down on the edge of the bed. He bends down to place his hands on either side of your thighs, the warmth from his palms searing into your skin. His eyes lower, and he lolls his head to the right as he looks you over once more. You’re quiet, waiting for him to do something. His hair is still a bit messy, fly aways sticking out and some strands frame his face. Eren's eyes are focused, observing the way your body was still shaking. He licks his lips again, while looking at your legs that were squeezed shut.   
“Eren,” you whisper. 
“Shh.”  
His thumb caresses your outer left thigh. He loves your thighs, the way they feel under his fingertips, how they always look so delicious. One of his favorite things is when you show them off, especially in this damn outfit you’re wearing. His touch feels warm, sensual. Your eyes land on his hand, and you observe the way he’s appreciating your body. Gosh, you love it...but if only he could hurry. The desire brewing in you was only growing once again. 
It seems like he knows what you’re thinking, because he slaps his palms on the top of your thighs, he pries them apart, forcing a gasp from your lips. He lifts your skirt up, and he sees the wet spot on your panties. He grins while pressing two fingers up and down your clothed slit. You whimper at the contact, still feeling sensitive from earlier. Your legs tremble, and your chest slowly rises and falls. His fingers press harder. 
“Eren, please...” your voice cracks.  
“Mmm fuuuck, look at you. You’re still dripping,” he purrs.  
He looks at you, the desperation practically dripping from your features. He knows you want him. He pushes you down on the bed, and straddles you. His left arm cages you in as the tousles of his hair dangle from his head. Eren starts to kiss your neck, while his fingers start to slowly circle your clit. It was almost difficult to breathe through your nose, as you try to steady your breathing. 
“Ahh...E-Eren...hah...” you bite your lip. 
“You sound so damn cute.” He slaps your cunt making you yelp in surprise. 
“Why do you still have these on, hm?” He cups your pussy. “So fucking wet.” Eren pulls your panties down in one swift motion, almost tearing them off in the process. He tosses them aside and leans back down. The warmth of his body soothes you, his proximity making you feel enclosed. He’s practically nose to nose with you. 
“Ahh, naughty girl.” he whispers.  
You moan his name as he starts to rub your clit, his middle finger running up and down your lips, smearing your slick everywhere.  
Eren starts to kiss your neck again. “Mmm...too bad Jean can’t see this. He’s missing out.” He coaxes a whimpering breath from you, as he slips a finger inside of you. You buck your hips up at the contact. The tone of his voice was teasing, yet the words he spoke made your pussy drip. It was too bad that Jean was missing out, the thought of him being here did excite you. What if he were to join you and Eren? Jean was pretty cute, back then you debated on asking him out, however you liked Eren more. 
“Ohh? Do you like the sound of that?” He catches you off guard.
Opening your eyes to blink up at him, you breathe out - completely taken aback. “Wait, what?” The exclamation leaves you before you could even think, and you notice the devious smile that spreads across his lips. He was planning something, you were sure of it.
“I felt you squeeze my fingers at the mention of his name. Tsk, tsk. I guess the thought of him being here turns you on, eh? You would like that, wouldn’t you?” He kisses the side of your head. 
“What? N-No! That’s not what I– ahhh!” Another finger enters. He gives you no time to think, both fingers find that spongy spot that longed to be touched. They make a “come here” motion, and he starts to move them at a rapid pace.  
“Nahh, I think you like the sound of that. So slutty of you. What if I... bring him here?” His tongue licks up and down your neck. One of your hand goes up to grab his shoulder, your nails digging in as you try to ground yourself. Bring him in here?? Fuck. Your pussy clenches hard around Eren’s fingers once more. He feels it. 
“Heh...I knew it–” 
“Eren! Please! That’s not what I–” 
“Relax. I’m just teasing you baby.” His fingers fuck you faster and you feel something begin to stir up. When Eren feels your hips buck, he chuckles as he pulls out his fingers. 
“Wha– no! Eren!” you complain. He winks at you and sits up, licking his fingers in the process, tasting you. You frown at him and sit up. He stopped? You were so close! Eren gets off you and pats your cheek. 
“You are so easy to tease.” Then, he grabs your hips and pulls you closer to the edge of the bed. Before you could even get a say in anything, he nibbles on your ear.  
“I’m going to grab us some drinks, m’kay?” His hands knead your thighs, opening your legs once more as your skirt rides up. 
“Stay like this until I come back. Do not close them until I say so, got it?” he moves his face in front of you. 
“But, what if someone walks in?” you ask. 
“No one will. Even if they do, tell them to get the fuck out.”  
He kisses your cheek and backs away. Your eyes drop down to his bare stomach, ogling over his abs. He keeps walking backwards towards the door, his eyes burning the image in front him into his head. Eren’s hand finds the knob and his gaze drop down to your bare pussy. 
“I’ll be back in a few.” He winks at you, and closes the door.
Sitting there on the edge of the bed felt somewhat awkward. A sigh leaves your lips as you take in your surroundings. The room was illuminated by the lamp in the corner, making the mood of the room dim and relaxed. It would be more relaxing if the music wasn’t so loud, including the chatter right outside of the door. You look at the time on the clock in Connie’s room. 
10:29p.m.  
You didn’t realize how much time had passed. Do you even know how long you’ve been up here with Eren? Hopefully no one grows suspicious of where you both were, then again, you didn’t care. It was no one’s business, anyways. 
Impatience starts to grow in you while you tap your fingers against the mattress of the bed. It’s been at least five minutes already.  
“Ugh, where are you Eren?” As if right on time, you hear footsteps near the door. Hopefully it wasn’t someone random though. The knob turns and you bite your lip in anticipation.  
“Eren! Why are we up here?” A familiar voice says from behind the door. 
Jean??!  
You see Jean step and stumble in since Eren pushed him inside. Jean’s back is facing you, as he stares at Eren in confusion. Eren rolls his eyes and closes the door.  
“Eren! Jean?” you look back and forth between them, panicking. 
Jean turns around, being startled by your voice. He exclaims your name in confusion. Jean's makeup from earlier was gone now, looks like he wiped it off. His eyes venture down your body, and between your legs, everything on full display. His cheeks turn a shade of red. You quickly close your legs to provide some semblance of decency. 
“I– J-Jean! Eren, what is–” 
“What did I say about your legs staying open?” Eren raises a brow and starts to walk towards you. He looks menacing. You gulp nervously and tilt your head further back as he draws near. Slowly, you open your legs back up, the skirt only giving you little coverage. Eren wraps his fingers around your neck, gently. 
“Good girl.” He’s directly in front of you now, between your legs. He holds eye contact with you as he speaks to Jean. 
“Jean, I have a little treat for you.” he grins. 
Watching his face turn mischievous, you knew he was up to something; you just didn’t think it would be this. Deep inside, you were feeling excitement build up in you. Do you have the slightest idea what will happen next?
No, but you were all for it anyway.
Eren’s fingers tickle your neck as he keeps his eyes on you, they are piercing into your soul. He was hungry for you, and you were hungry for him. If it were up to you, you would jump him right now, but... 
“Uh, w-what do you mean Eren? What is going on?” Jean’s voice was shaky. 
“You know exactly what I’m talking about Jean.” Eren's thumb rubs your bottom lip and then he slips it in. You moan at the taste of his skin, sucking on it and lapping it with your tongue. Eren turns back to Jean and steps aside to show what you were doing.
Jean looks from Eren to you. He sees your eyes heavy lidded, looking straight up at Eren. The sight in front of him was borderline irresistible. Jean’s cock throbs against his pants. His hand balls into a fist beside him. Whatever restraint Jean was having before, was now slipping away. He takes a deep breath and licks his lips. You looked incredibly sexy like that. 
“Holy fuck...” he mumbles to himself. 
Eren lets out a low chuckle and turns back to you.  
“You want to have some fun with Jean?” he asks. 
Your eyes look at Jean who’s nervously watching you. Then, you look back at Eren and nod your head, since your mouth was still occupied by Eren’s thumb. 
“See? She wants you to have some fun with her, Jean.” Eren gestures his head to have Jean make his way over. Jean sighs to himself, and hesitantly walks over towards you both. He looks down at you, seeing that look of desire in your eyes, drawing him in. 
“A-Are you sure this is okay?” he asks you, his voice breathy.  
Eren takes his thumb out of your mouth so you can answer him.  
“Yes, Jean.” You bite your lip and spread your legs further apart, lifting your skirt up. You were fully committed to the idea. Whatever was driving you to do this, only further made you want to dip into more of your desires. Jean’s eyes flick down to your still wet pussy. His mouth salivates at the thought of how you would taste. The atmosphere was shifting, you could feel it. 
“Go on, Jean. Have a bite.” Eren whispers into his ear. Jean lets out a low gasp. He slowly turns his attention to Eren and watches him nod his head.
Jean looks at you one last time to get your approval once more, and you smile at him. He takes a deep breath and lets it out. He can’t believe this is about to happen, he’s all for it.  
‘Fuck it,’ Jean thinks to himself. 
Jean kneels slowly, and looks up at you as you sit on the edge of the bed. Your skin was flushed, and the sensual look on your face was driving him crazy. He’s always wanted you, but he never knew that this specific thing would ever happen. Earlier, he was joking about joining you two...well, not really. This sort of thing is taboo, but he didn’t want to think about that right now. His mind was too focused on you. 
Jean’s hands travel up your legs, and his thumbs rub against your inner thighs. He brings his lips to kiss them. Your eyes watch him closely as you sit there on full display. Jean’s mouth feels so good on you. Your fingers grip the covers, and you try to hold back a moan. Just the thought of his tongue all over you makes you ten times more hot and bothered. You see Jean’s eyes finally make contact with yours, and he keeps them on you the further up he goes. 
“J-Jean...” you whisper. 
“Yeah?” he’s almost there, he’s right where you want him. 
“Hurry, please...” you beg. 
“Someone is impatient, I see.” Eren sits on your right and strokes your hair. “Poor baby.” 
Jean sees the desperate look on your face. Oh, how he loves it. If he wanted to take his time with you, he would, but he wanted to please you and give you what you want. He couldn’t resist you.  
Jean opens his mouth and gives your clit a slow small lick, his tongue lifting your clit up slowly and flicking it upwards. You roll your head back and sharply take in a breath. The sensation spreads throughout your entire body. Eren bites his lip and cradles your head with his left hand. 
“Ohh, you liked that didn’t you?” Eren looks back down at Jean. “Do it again.”  
Jean nods his head. He does it once more, his tongue licking it at the same pace he did the first time. He feels you squirm and thrust your hips as he holds your thighs down in place. Then, he licks you up and down slowly all over your slit. Good god, his tongue felt so big, and not only that, but he was adding the right amount of pressure, making your mind run like crazy. 
“Oh my god! Ahh!” you pant and nearly fall on the bed. Eren catches you and holds you up with his left arm to hold you closer to him. 
“Oh, you are loving this.” his lips brush against your neck and his other hand gropes your right breast, his fingers pinching your nipple that’s perked underneath the fabric.
It only stimulates you further. Your moans are caught in your throat as Eren brings you in for a sloppy wet kiss. The hand that was around you comes to hold the crown of your head in place. Both your tongues intertwine, making you dizzy as you get lost in the pleasure. 
Out of nowhere, Jean’s tongue enters your hole. You feel it slither in, whirling all around your walls. He tastes your slick and the remnants of Eren’s cum. He doesn’t care though, it just made everything more hot. You gasp in Eren’s mouth and grip onto his leg. Eren pulls back, and studies the expression of your face, one that is lost in euphoria. Eren hums and turns his attention to Jean.  
“Deeper, Jean.” He reaches down to push Jean’s head further in. 
“Oh!” your moan rings in Jean’s ears. 
“That’s it. She likes it like that,” Eren grips Jean’s hair and moves his head back and forth, controlling how Jean tongue fucks you.
Jean moans into your sex, letting Eren do what he pleased. Jean curls his tongue in different patterns, making you gush more onto his face. Then, he takes his tongue out and continues to lick up and down your pussy and finds your clit again. With each stroke you couldn’t contain your cries. You’re getting louder each time.
Eren’s left hand pulls you in for another kiss to shush you. It’s like the more Eren takes over your mouth, the faster Jean’s tongue laps at you. His tongue was like heaven, eating you out like there was no tomorrow.  
Eren’s hand was still on Jean’s head. Nothing but wet sopping sounds and moans echo in the room. In the background, the faded music distantly plays as the party rages on. You feel the wetness between your legs start to drip down onto the sheets. You feel your orgasm approaching quickly; you could almost taste it. To add more to it, Eren's hand comes off Jean’s head and finds its place between your legs where Jean’s mouth was. 
He slips his middle and ring finger inside of you. They immediately slide in deeply, reaching your g-spot. You curse under your breath, feeling so damn good. Jean’s tongue and Eren’s fingers working on you like this, made you want to lose your mind. Your legs start to quiver, and your breathing quickens. Eren knew you were almost there. He pulls away from your mouth. 
“Gonna cum all over Jean’s face, baby?” He kisses your neck and fingers you faster. 
“Mhm!!” you couldn’t form words. Jean’s tongue was making you dumb. 
“I bet you want it, huh?” he nips your neck. 
“Yes, I-I need, I– ahhh!”  
You were right at the edge. 
“Then do it.” Eren commands you.
Your breathing is beginning to stagger, you’re nearly on the edge of hyperventilating. The pit of your stomach begins to tighten, and you finally chase after your high, your orgasm taking over your body.
Your pussy gushes on Eren’s fingers and Jean’s face. He tastes every drop as he moves his tongue all around you. Eren brings his mouth back up to yours to kiss you, guiding you through your orgasm. You squirm and twitch, almost going limp. Jean grips your hips and digs his nails into your skin as you finish. His eyes look up at you, and he watches as you and Eren make out. His cock was straining against his pants this whole time; he was on the verge of cumming just from the excitement alone. God , he wants more. 
Jean watches you and Eren eat each other’s faces. He licks his lips clean from the remnants of your arousal. Your taste was addicting to him, he wanted more, but he wanted his lips on yours. Jean stands up, and places his left hand on your upper thigh with his other hand on the bed next to you. He leans in to start kissing your neck. You feel his warm soft lips on you which makes you turn your head towards him. Your eyes meet and you cup his face. There’s a moment of hesitation in his eyes. You could see the nerves eating him up, but the desire far outweighed any anxiety he might be feeling. 
He goes for it anyway, he leans in and you follow his lead. Your lips press against his. At first the kiss is slow and sensual, gentle. You can taste yourself on him, the flavor making it all the more stimulating. The kiss grows deeper, passionate. It wasn’t as aggressive as Eren’s kisses, but it balanced out nicely.
Eren closely watches you and Jean make out. His cock twitches at the sight of your tongue swirling around each other.  Seeing your tongues swirl around each other, his own cock twitches at the sight. If it were any other time, he would be pissed if Jean ever kissed you, much less anything else he’s done, but right now was the only exception. He thought it would be fun, and he wanted to tease you. Not only that, but he wanted to indulge in the thrill of sharing you as soon as you showed interest.
His hand goes to palm his clothed cock, which was begging to be let out. It was hard, aching for relief. A thought crosses his mind, making him look down at Jean’s pants. Eren notices he’s hard as well. Eren grins and leans in to kiss your neck too. His teeth graze your tender flesh as he makes his way down. Erren pulls down your costume to reveal your breasts. His mouth latches onto your right nipple, making you moan into Jean’s mouth. Eren’s tongue flicks the sensitive bud over and over again making you shiver. You pull away from Jean’s mouth and tilt your head back. Jean looks down, seeing Eren have his way with your chest. Eren’s blue green eyes flash over to Jean. His eyes flare, as if telling Jean to join him.
Jean gulps and looks at you as you enjoy the moment. Your lips part, moans freely spilling from your lips. He indulges and sits next to you, groping your other breast. His thumb runs over your nipple, making it hard. He admires the way you squirm beneath him, ecstasy etched into your features.
“Holy shit...” Jean mumbles. 
He decides his favorite thing was to see you like this. He bends to suck on your breast, his mouth working on you. Your breath hitches, and you feel yourself falling backwards onto the mattress with the boys following after you. You look down, seeing both of them play with you at the same time. This whole thing was sending your mind into overdrive. 
You arch your back and press your head into the sheets. Eren takes this chance to slip his hand down your inner thigh, feeling your wetness there. His fingers dance around, teasing you, taking his time.
You whine and buck your hips up, trying to rush him. Eren furrows his brow and slaps your inner thigh. 
“Tsk, you’re always so impatient,” his tone is teasing. 
Before you could even get a word out, Eren dips two fingers inside you. Your pussy was still so sensitive after both of their efforts. You stifle a moan and flutter your eyes. Your hips begin to sway as you start to fuck yourself on them, you indeed were impatient. Jean pulls his head back to look down at Eren’s fingers; he could hear just how wet you are. Jean mumbles some indecipherable under his breath. 
You turn to him and grasp the collar of his shirt, dragging him down for a sloppy wet kiss. He’s alarmed at the sudden gesture, but he quickly gives in. His hand lays on your belly, and he drags it up slowly. His fingers skim up between your breasts, and he wraps his hand around one of them. Jean caresses and squeezes it, his thumb running over your nipple. He rubs it in slowly tight circles, playing with it and noting your reactions. Your moans are muffled by his mouth. He smiles against your lips and pulls back. 
“Heh, do that again Jean,” Eren looks into your eyes, low and seductive, “She’s squeezing me.”
Jean looks at Eren and gives him a sly smile. Jean repeats his actions again, watching the way you react to Eren’s fingers playing with you again and again. You tilt your head back and squirm. Eren could feel you squeeze around his fingers. His smile grows wider the more he does it.   
“Mmm...” Eren pulls his fingers out. 
He sees you whine at the loss feeling. He chuckles and looks over at Jean who meets his gaze. It was like they were speaking with their eyes. You furrow your brows, trying to figure out what they were up to. It was a bit hard to read them, probably because you were too far gone in all the excitement. However, even Jean didn’t know what was happening. He had no idea what Eren was planning. He was only following his lead. He sees Eren’s blue-green eyes look down at Jean’s hardened cock in his pants. Jean follows his gaze and fidgets a bit. It only makes Eren grin and look over at you. 
“Hey baby, take off that costume, let Jean see all of you, yeah?” Eren cups your face and squishes your cheeks, making your lips pucker.
Nodding your head, you start to undress all the way, discarding your costume. Eren stands up from the bed and pulls down his pants, kicking them off. Jean quietly watches both of you undress. He wasn’t sure of what to do next. His eyes drag over to you, seeing you fully naked. He lets out a shaky breath...you were so damn beautiful.  
“Like what you see, Jean boy?” Jean was so zoned out staring at you that he didn’t realize that Eren was right in front of him, bent down to eye level with Jean. His breath quickens as he looks Eren in his eyes, and his eyes peek down at Eren’s body...seeing how bare he is. 
Eren grabs Jean’s jaw and lifts his head to look him directly in the eyes. Jean’s heart raced; he wonder what the fuck Eren was doing. Eren points his eyes behind Jean at the computer chair next to the bed. 
“Sit and watch,” Eren releases Jean’s jaw, and approaches the bed to crawl on top of you.
You watch Jean look at both of you as he gets up to sit in Connie’s gamer chair next to the bed. He settles on it, gripping the arm rests, not looking anywhere else but you and Eren. He was invested at this point, there was no turning back.
You keep your eyes trained on him, and he keeps his eyes on you. Jean’s gaze travels down your body, watching Eren settle between your legs. He leans further back, trying to keep his composure.  
Eren’s hand cups your face to drag your attention back to him. 
“Let’s give Jean a show, m’kay?” His lips ghost the shell of your left ear, making you shiver.
Eren feels your body respond to him, he needs you, now . He reaches down and grabs his cock, sliding it up and down your slit, teasing you. Your legs spread wider. 
“Please, do it already,” you whine. 
“Tsk, tsk.” Eren wraps his hand around your throat, he leans closer to you, his breath brushing against your skin. You go to retort back a comment, but his cock makes its way in, effectively silencing you. It brushes at your sensitive walls, pushing in deeper. 
Jean’s cock throbs at the sounds you let out. His breathing is shallow, and his heart skips a beat as he watches you and Eren. His hand goes down to grab his cock for some relief. Jean can’t believe he’s watching the both of you right now.
His right leg bounces up and down as he takes in the pornographic scene in front of him. He watches Eren nibble at your neck, his tongue running over your skin, followed by his lips leaving kisses. the way Eren was nibbling at your neck and running his tongue over that spot, followed up by kisses. Eren’s hand squeezes your neck, cutting off your oxygen. His eyes travel down to Eren’s hips rolling into yours. You were taking him so damn well. Your eyes roll back, your hands desperately holding onto Eren.
Damn it, he couldn’t take it anymore and you two have only just started. Unconsciously, his hands go to tug down his pants, with just enough room to pull out his dick. It was already beading with precum, some already dripping down his shaft from the tip. Jean leans back and spreads his legs, relaxing further into the chair. He starts to stroke his cock and lick his lips, still tasting your sweet essence on them. Damn it, he wanted more. He tries to quiet a moan, but fails to do so.   
“Ahh, fuck.” Jean whispers to himself.  
You didn’t even see or hear Jean since you were so concentrated on Eren fucking into you, he was already making you feel so out of it. Your eyes were squeezed shut and you were being so damn noisy. Hearing Eren laugh through his nose makes you come back to Earth.   
“Noisy girl,” Eren purrs. 
His voice was so raspy. He kisses your cheek and smiles. As you look up at him, you see movement from the corner of your eyes. You adjust your gaze in that direction, watching Jean. His face was red, and he was looking directly at you with lowered glossy eyes. He looks out of breath, almost as if he were in a trance. Then, you see his hand moving up and down on his...jeez you’ve heard the rumors that he was big, and indeed he was. Now you get it. It was long, the girth was perfect, and it had a slight curve to it too. You feel your face heat up as you watch him. Both of you hold eye contact as you two watch each other being pleased. It was making you throb and clench around Eren.  
“Ahh, you like it when he’s watching us, don’t you?” his lips brush against your ear. He comes to a halt. You pout when you feel him stop. He looks over at Jean and looks down at his cock.   
“You like what you see, Jean?” he teases. Jean looks away from Eren, embarrassed by his words.  
Eren grabs your chin and holds your gaze.  
“Naughty girl,” he says. Then, he turns your head to face Jean. 
“Keep your eyes on him as he watches me fuck you.” Eren starts to set his pace on you, harder than before.
His grip on your chin tightens as he holds your face in place. His eyes focus on you while you stare at Jean. It was such an erotic scene. All your senses were heightened, your blood rushing through your veins. 
Damn, you never would have thought something like this would happen. Neither of you. 
Another man watching you get fucked by your boyfriend? This doesn’t seem real. 
Jean bites his lip as he pumps, his cock faster and faster in his hand. You hear his little grunts and groans. It was easy to tell he wanted to cum, but he was holding back. He didn’t want to cum yet, but damn, it was tempting. Seeing you and hearing you take the pleasure from Eren...and the way Eren was handling you altogether was too fucking hot. He could only imagine what you felt like.   
You moan as you feel Eren hook his arms under your knees pushing himself further into you, with your legs lifted higher; practically being folded in half. Eren lays his head in the crook of your neck, his teeth nipping you as he whispers sweet nothings. Telling you how good you’re doing and how pretty you sounded. He even teased you saying how good you’re being for Jean.   
“You like him watching us don’t you, baby? You’re doing so good.” He licks your neck and drags his tongue all the way up to your ear. It sends a shiver down your spine. God, this was like a fever dream. 
It feels like your breath was being ripped from your lungs. He has the perfect angle, and he was going so deep, it was leaving you speechless. Your gaze never leaves Jean’s, and you can see the struggle in his eyes. He was so close to letting go. Jean studies the way Eren was going hard on you. He could see Eren’s cock penetrating you so profoundly. It was driving him mad and seeing your facial expressions? Fuck...   
“Holy fucking shit,” he groans.  
“Close, are ya Jean? Heh, and here I thought you could last longer than this.” Eren grins at Jean and he looks down at his cock, seeing the tip leaking. 
“Sh-Shut it, Jaeger!” Jean scowls at him, letting out a low grunt. 
“I don’t blame you...” he raises his glance “...I bet you want to fuck her, don’t you?” 
Jean’s eyes widen. He does want you. He wants you so damn bad. Eren notices Jean’s silence. He knew the answer. 
“I take that as a yes,” Eren comes to a full stop. It was hard for him to pull away from you. His idea was to fuck you in front of Jean, but he has another one in mind. Eren looks down at you and grabs your attention.  
“Want Jean to be more hands on?” His thumb goes to swipe against your bottom lip. You catch your breath and look back and forth between his eyes with a hazy look. To him, you look so gorgeous. 
You nod your head. 
“Jean, get over here,” Eren pulls out, much to his dismay. His cock stands upright, his tip leaky and red.
Jean comes to a halt, getting up from his seat to walk near the bed. Eren grins and helps you sit up. As you come out of your headspace, you look at Jean letting your eyes fall down to look at his cock. It was begging to be touched. You look back up and tilt your head, winking at him. Jean’s face turns a shade of red and looks away. How cute. 
“Get him nice and wet, baby.” Eren whispers in your ear. 
You look at Eren and nod your head. Jean sees you bite your lip as you gesture with your finger for him to get closer. As Jean draws near, you smile and scoot to the edge of the bed. Then, you stretch out your hand to touch his torso, sliding it all the way down between his legs. Jean swallows as he watches you closely. He sees your hand go to reach for his dick, and as soon as it makes contact he lets out a guttural groan. Ohh , how he has yearned for this.   
His moan shocks you, and it sends a wave down between your legs. You lick your lips and put your mouth on his tip, instantly going for it. Jean’s eyes widen as his heart nearly skips a beat. He rolls his eyes and throws his head back. Nothing had ever felt this good, he was sure of it. His mouth drops open, and he focuses on the warmth of your mouth. His eyebrows furrow as he hisses the deeper his cock goes in your mouth. 
“Hell...” he goes to rub your head.  
His eyes flutter open as he looks down to watch you. He sees the way his cock disappears inside your mouth. It was almost too much. He could feel how hard his heart was pounding against his chest. 
His cock was starting to hit the back of your throat already. There were thoughts running in your head on how he would feel between your legs.  
It was getting so sloppy, saliva dripped down your chin the more you sucked him off. Jean’s moans and whimpers were beginning to get more intense. You open your eyes to take a peek, and the sight nearly makes you moan...dear god, the way he looked right now was so hot. He was only focused on you and nothing else. With his mouth agape and the way his eyes were hypnotized by you...gosh he looked so fucking good like this. He thought the same about you as well.  
You raise your hand to cup his balls and you begin to massage them. The grip in your hair tightens, and his back slightly arches. 
“Ahh, damn. F-Fuck...I...” Jean is a stuttering mess. 
“Alright now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves baby. Can’t have him finish yet, can we?” Eren chuckles as he watches you two.
He rubs your back and goes to pinch your chin between his thumb and pointer finger. You begin to pull away and there’s a ‘pop’ from your mouth. Jean’s cock was covered in precum and your spit. You wanted to keep going, but Eren was right. You can’t have him cum just yet. As much as you’d like to see Jean’s face scrunch in pleasure.
Eren pulls you in for a deep kiss, his tongue taking over your mouth, tasting you, claiming every inch. Your hand goes to hold the back of his head as you two go at it. Jean’s a panting mess, as much as he missed you already, he couldn’t help but find all of this so enticing. 
“Get on top of me,” Eren goes to lie down on his back in front of Jean. You go to straddle his lap, but he pats your thigh. 
“Other way, Wonder Woman,” he winks at you. You squint your eyes at his teasing comment.
Then, it clicks on what he wants you to do, so you turn around to settle into the sixty-nine position. Eren’s hands grab onto your hips to bring you closer to his face. Looking down at his cock, you could see it was waiting for you. When you feel Eren’s breath between your legs, your face heats up at the fact that you were so exposed to both Eren and Jean. 
“Was sucking Jean’s cock so arousing to you?” Eren’s tongue licks from your clit, all the way to your hole. Feeling his tongue sliding in, you let out a deep moan, going limp on top of him. His tongue slowly moves in circles. Fuck.  
“Eren!” you squeeze your eyes and grip the bed sheets, moaning on his thigh.  
Jean stands there watching how easily you break. He’s pumping his cock watching the slight unfold. Eren chuckles at the way you react, it leaves him satisfied. He pulls away and settles his head on the mattress. He looks up at Jean and raises a brow. 
“Go ahead,” he says. Jean looks down at Eren, he sees how playful Eren’s expression was.
Eren’s hair was a mess. It was coming out of the bun he had tied up earlier. His blue green eyes stare deep into Jean’s soul. Jean sighs and stares at your ass and your pussy on full display. The position that you’re in was very sexy, but he was also a bit hesitant because Eren was right there. But overall, he didn’t care. As long as you feel good, then that’s all that mattered. 
Jean takes off his shirt and pants, revealing his toned body. He takes another step closer and grabs your left hip. He goes to pump his cock and slide it between your legs. Eren watches from below. He has a full view in front of his face which only fuels his fire.
You feel Jean’s tip start to slide in your pussy and you slightly squirm, feeling him enter you. A breath leaves your lips as he makes his way in. He felt so damn good. 
“Oh my, J-Jean,” you grit your teeth and you push back on his cock.  
“Shit, shit...” Jean bites his lip. 
“Fuck, that’s hot,” Eren moans as he watches you back it up on Jean.
He can see the way Jean’s face twitches as he focuses on your cunt. Jean’s eyes were droopy and his mouth parts, letting moans whisk out. Jean doesn’t hesitate to start moving, you just feel too good to not to move. 
The way he felt inside exceeds your expectations. The way you’re angled makes his cock penetrate deeply, it was feeling too good. You felt so open, and your senses were driving you crazy.  
You look down and see Eren’s cock looking for some sort of relief. As much as you wanted to lay here comfortably and let Jean fuck you like this, you wanted Eren to feel pleasure as well.
You wrap your hand around him and go to give his tip a few licks before dragging your tongue down to the base. Eren moans and slightly bucks his hips. A satisfied grin spreads across your lips as you drag your tongue back up, flicking the head. Eren sucks in a sharp breath and grips your thighs. Finally, you open your mouth and bring his cock to your mouth. 
Eren lets out a heavy breath when he feels your mouth enveloping him whole. His nails dig into your skin as his head lolls to the side. He closes his eyes to concentrate on your mouth. You bob your head up and down, feeling the way his cock hits the back of your mouth. It was twitching in your grasp. 
Everything was happening so fast, you felt so damn good. The thoughts of you being exposed to both Eren and Jean leave you delirious. Nothing else mattered. You’ve fantasized about this before, but now here you were actually experiencing it. It was like a dream.
Jean groans above you and squeezes your flesh as he picks up the pace. He brings your ass back on him and meets you halfway. His cock was almost all the way in. He stares at the back of your head and watches you choke on Eren’s cock. He hears how sloppy your mouth is getting and hears your soft muffles. He can feel you flex around his cock, which makes his breath stagger all the more.  
“Ohh, yeah. You look so good like that.” Jean rolls his eyes back and groans.
His hips thrust a bit faster now. He was practically taking control now. He was going so much deeper, he was nearing being all the way inside. You whimper around Eren’s cock and take your mouth off him to catch your breath. Your heart was racing against time, trying to keep up.  
“J-Jean...” you lay your head on Eren’s thigh, your eyes roll back as Jean fuck you harder. 
“Aww, feeling good baby? Let me help you out.” Eren watches the show from below. 
He licks his lips and raises his head up to put the tip of his tongue on your clit. He drags it up and down before rolling his tongue on it along with his lips wrapping around the bud. You begin to tremble at the crazy stimulation. Being fucked and having your clit played with was exhilarating. 
You yourself were having a hard time refocusing on Eren’s dick. You couldn’t help yourself; the deeper Jean went and the more Eren played with your pussy was about to make you break. It felt so messy yet so good. This was the type of stuff that you shouldn’t mess with, having sex with two guys at the same time, but damn you wouldn’t mind doing this again. 
Eren’s mouth was being coated in your arousal, and the more Jean fucked you, the more wet it got. Eren’s tongue never lets up on you. He circles it around your clit, moving it slowly at first and then going faster. It makes you squeeze around Jean. 
“Ahh, ahhh damn. Whatever you’re doing keep...keep...” Jean hunches over a bit and sets his gaze on his cock fucking you.
He can see Eren feasting on you. Him pounding into you like this while watching this unfold made Jean’s mind run rampant. It was all getting too much now. His thoughts were unholy, all he could think of right now were the sounds you and Eren are making. He knew that doing this in his best friend’s room was messed up, but damn it he couldn’t stop it. He wouldn’t. Not a chance. Connie was probably occupying himself with drinking and terribly flirting with girls, anyway.  
Jean’s practically sweating. He moans and pushes your back down a bit and pumps faster, his breathing short. He was nearly going cross-eyed.  
Jean’s sounds almost sounded like whimpers, high-pitched and sharp. Eren could tell Jean was about to cum soon. Eren grins and licks your clit faster, making you practically choke around his cock. He applies more pressure on your clit, and slides it towards where you and Jean are connected. His tongue licks Jean’s cock which catches Jean by surprise. His eyes widen in shock, and he stutters. 
“E-Eren, what the–” Jean goes to finish his comment,but then he feels Eren’s tongue lick his balls.   
“Nngh, what the fuck, ahh,” Jean rolls his eyes back and moans. 
“What’s wrong Jean-boy? Need to cum?” Eren teases.  
“F-Fuck you Jaeger.”   
“I’ll take that as a yes, horse-boy.” Eren’s tongue swirls on Jean’s balls again and goes to suck on them. 
Jean’s body quivers, and he lets out another high-pitched moan as his thrusts start to waver. 
Damn it, if Eren keeps it up, then he’d cum right now. 
You hear Jean struggling from Eren’s antics. Eren's cock twitches in your mouth, he was definitely enjoying teasing Jean. The grip that Jean has on you tightens. You feel your heart race at a new beat, just the sound of Jean enjoying himself and Eren being a tease arouses you even more. If only you could see the look on Jean’s face. 
You wrap your hand around Eren’s cock and pucker your lips to put a glob of spit on it to make it extra wet, as you start to pump his cock in your hand. A low groan from Eren is heard from beneath you. You smile to yourself, and turn your head slowly to peak over your shoulder at Jean, only to find his eyes already locked onto yours. It was almost a jump scare, because you weren’t expecting him to already have his honey eyes peering into yours. You only assumed that he had his eyes closed from everything going on.
His eyelids were lowered with his mouth slightly parted, watching you watch him. Sweat forms on his forehead and toned body, his hair sticking to his forehead, he looked like a damn mess. A hot damn mess. Jean tilts his head and the corner of his lips tugs upward as he sees you. He thinks you look so good like this, he was feeling so good, and he knew you were enjoying all of this too. Jean’s jaw clenches. He was about to lose his mind, needing to cum now, and seeing you like this was the final straw. 
“How’s our girl looking Jean? I can see you’re focused...” Eren taunts.
Jean breaks his gaze away from you for just a moment. He didn’t know what to say, but all he could do was nod his head. 
“Can’t let you cum just yet Jean, ladies first.” He winks at him and Jean feels his face heat up.  
“Eyes on her,” then Eren goes to bite the back of your right thigh to get your attention, which makes you squeal. He lets out a cocky laugh. “Eyes on him.”  
Then, Eren turns his attention back between your legs. He drags his tongue to your clit and starts to lap at it, before his lips begin to close around it. You feel yourself start to stagger your movements on Eren’s cock and your back arches more and you nearly go limp, but you remember Eren’s words.  
Jean can see the way you’re coming undone, the way your eyes were fluttering, having a hard time focusing on him. He hears your cries, and feels your walls closing in on him, sucking him in with each thrust. Jean lets out a gasp, and holds your hips down to keep you from squirming too much. His light brown eyes were droopy, feeling himself going into a drunk like state feeling you, watching you, hearing you.. .god he was on the brink of losing his shit. 
The sensation of you two keeping your eyes on each other along with Jean fucking you like this, and Eren pleasuring you at the same time nearly had you on edge. 
“God, you look so good like this,” Jean says. His breath was heavy and so was yours.   
“J-Jean...Eren....I–” you were cut off by Eren sucking your clit and his tongue picking up faster and faster, you couldn’t hold back.
You feel your orgasm rip through you, your body quivers as you come undone. Your breath shudders and your eyes start to partially close, you could barely keep your gaze on him– 
“Eyes on me. Yeah, that’s it. Just like th-that. You’re...ahh!” Jean ends up pulling out and cums on your lower back. He wanted to hold back, but it was nearly impossible. 
“Shit, shit!” Jean lets out an audible moan and he hunches over, with his forehead pressing against your upper back. He kisses the back of your shoulder while rolling his eyes back, spewing out curses under his breath.  
Eren moans as he tastes you. He lets out a low chuckle watching Jean come undone as well. He lays his head back down to catch his breath, but he doesn’t even get to do that. He feels your mouth instantly on him, which catches him by surprise. Your lips move up and down on Eren’s cock, bringing him further down your throat. To move things further, you don’t hesitate to massage his balls. 
“God, fucking...jeez baby, I...” He rolls his eyes back, bucking his hips while his legs bend.
He was almost going into a twitch-like state. His breathing was drawn out and heavy. The last straw was when he felt your throat close all around him and you kept it there. Little did he know that Jean was holding your head in place. 
“What– god!” Eren ends up cumming in your mouth. 
His moans were low and deep as you taste his cum shooting down the back of your throat. You nearly choke on it as Jean holds your head there. Jean grins as he watches you take it all in your mouth, and hears Eren climax. 
He removes his hand from your head. Once you swallow everything Eren gave, you lift your head to look at Jean. He sees Eren’s cum drip from your mouth. Jean looks down at your lips and smiles at you. He lifts himself off you and pulls out which makes you yearn for more of him. He shifts his body off to the side to give your breathing room, with his face still close to yours. His hand cups your cheek and pulls you in for a kiss. Your tongues dance around one another, tasting each other.  
Eren tilts his head off to the side to set his gaze on you two. He watches you both pull back, and sees the satisfaction in your eyes as you look at Jean. You and Jean didn’t even have the words to say, but both of you had a mutual understanding that this was a crazy, fun night.
He studies your reddened face, and tucks a strand of hair behind your ear. That alone makes you feel fuzzy on the inside. He was so sweet. You turn your gaze towards Eren, and you wink at him. He smirks and shakes his head. 
“You are something else.” Then he spanks your ass.
You roll your eyes in a playful manner and get off him to lay on the other side. All three of you lie still to calm down. No other words needed to be exchanged after this intense encounter. All that could be heard was the music that was still blaring, and your heavy breaths sounding about the room. 
You raise your head up after a while to sit up. Eren and Jean follow suit, and you all stare at each other. You feel yourself getting nervous...you shouldn’t have to feel this way after what had transpired. 
“Well, that was...” you trail off. 
“Hot,” Eren grins at you. You feel yourself blush and look away. 
“Oh, no, don’t be shy now,” Eren’s hand travels up your right leg. You roll your eyes. 
“I’m not!” 
“You are,” Jean chimes in. 
“Aht, you were shy in the beginning, dipshit.” Eren furrows his brows. “Also, you liked the way my mouth felt, didn’t you?” 
Jean scoffs and frowns at Eren. He points an accusatory at him. 
“Listen here, you–” Jean starts but he’s cut off by hearing the doorknob turning. 
All three of you freeze, and you immediately go to grab the blanket on the bed to cover your body. Eren goes to hide your frame as best as he can, along with Jean helping to cover you. 
All eyes meet with the ones that belong to Connie, who was standing there with a drink in hand. He’s frozen in place. The expression he has was one of horror. He takes in what he sees in front of him. Luckily, he didn’t have the door swung wide open.  
There was silence as he took in seeing not two...but three people on his bed, which included his best friend. He sees the clothes tossed on the floor; his bed sheets messed up... 
“Oh, come on!” Connie exclaims. 
All three of you give each other panicked looks. You try to hide your head behind Eren out of sheer embarrassment. You felt bad, like really bad! Why wasn’t the door locked in the first place?? 
“Connieee, heh.” Eren snickers at him. “We were just having some fun.” 
“In. My. Bed?!” He covers his eyes with his hand.  
Great. Now Connie looks more traumatized. 
“Well...you see what happened was–” Jean started. 
“Aht! No. Just...” He uncovers his eyes to sneak a glance at Jean and Eren. “You three! Will scrub my room clean!” Then Connie leaves and slams the door behind him. 
Silence.  
You sigh and look between the two. Jean blushes and clears his throat when his eyes land on you.  
“So...uh...well, prepare for the shit he will give us...” Jean scratches his head. 
“Worth it,” Eren shrugs. He grins and points his gaze in your direction. “How are you feeling?” 
“I’m good. I feel...very good actually.” You fidget with the blanket around you. 
“I’m glad,” he glances at Jean, “How about you horse-boy?” Eren snickers. 
Jean gives Eren a stank look. Even though all three of you had fun, he still wanted to punch Eren in the face.  
“I’m cool...” he shrugs. 
“Just ‘cool’? You liked a lot of things tonight, so you’re more than ‘cool’, Jean.” Eren shrugs and gets up to gather your belongings off the floor. 
Jean groans. Eren was right though. Jean was feeling so much more than that. He wouldn’t mind doing this again...with both of you. Jean could feel his face heat up at the possibility. He clears his throat. 
“Yeah, w-whatever. I’m content...” Jean looks away embarrassingly. 
You couldn’t hold in your laugh. You thought it was adorable. 
“Maybe we can do this...again?” You smile at Jean as soon as he whips his head around, giving you a bewildered look.
He wasn’t expecting you to say that. 
“Mmm, perhaps. I don’t like sharing...but maybe I could make an exception.” Eren hands you your clothes and kisses your forehead. He looks at Jean and laughs. “I think Jean likes the sound of that.” 
Jean crosses his arms as his eye twitches at Eren’s teasing. He couldn’t deny his words though. 
“Y-Yeah...I guess,” Jean sighs and looks at you, seeing you wink at him. He clears his throat and shifts his eyes back to Eren. 
“You still owe me a new door though.” 
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Hamster Vs Granny In The Scared Halloween House
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Hey so I’ve mentioned this a lot of times on my main blog, but I wanted to put this out over here since it is Hallow’s Eve. I always give out little tchotchkes on Halloween along with candy. This year, I’ve completely switched over to 100% doohickeys and doodads— think mechanical pencils, shaped erasers, little notebooks, squishes, vampire teeth and spiders rings and all. It started years ago in college when I signed up for a dorm Halloween event where kids from an area that was too dangerous to really trick or treat through got bussed in to trick or treat at our dorm. I bought some candy and dollar store Halloween themed stuff with what i had. And you know what the kids went ape shit over?
Motherfucking. Mechanical. PENCILS!!
These kids could not get enough of them. They literally went “PENCILS??!” I had never seen kids get so hyped up for pencils lmao. They were the first things to go. Candy is fleeting; the little pencils you can bring to school to flex are eternal, until you inevitably lose one of the refill parts and then they aren’t but listen, in that one moment they are infinite. And its nice thinking that maybe some kids who don’t always have access to school supplies not only get them, but get them in fun shapes and designs.
Anyway. I recommend people to give out fun stuff like this not just because kids seem to genuinely enjoy them, but also because there’s this thing called the Teal Pumpkin Project here in America. You can put out a teal pumpkin to show that you are giving away non-candy items and sign your address up so parents of children with allergies know that there are houses their kids can safely and happily trick or treat at! It’s a win-win! Plus, if you accidentally bought too much, it’s not like candy— just pack it away, pencils and fidget spinners will be good next year, too! :)
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Every day in September is Halloween Eve <3
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what in the american horror story twilight zone is happening to daemon whilst in harrenhal
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can we please have more haunted asylum house stories please
The funniest thing about the asylum is that it's not even the spookiest place I've stayed at tho it does get those extra points bc I had to live there for a year also we didn't know it used to be an asylum when we moved in we had to find out via history book about historical buildings in our county and the picture they used was the front of the house with two 1800s kids standing in front which I'm pretty sure just is the start of a horror movie but yeah the asylum was your basic creepy place at one point I heard horses in the stables despite us not having horses when we lived at that house at one point I was in the house alone and the tap started running and the dog we had at the time refused to go upstairs you know classic stuff
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Random headcanon quotes from the team
Giorno:
“Oh look, there’s dishes in the sink. The responsible thing would be to do them” *walks past the sink and goes to his room*
Bruno:
“I think you’re mistaken, none of my boys broke into your house” *gets shown a video of his whole team breaking into someone’s house* “oh, actually yeah that is all of them. I’m sorry, I didn’t know about this this time”
Abbacchio:
*the day after Christmas* “Yes! Finally it’s Halloween season again!”
Mista:
“What if everyone can see different colors, and your blue and my blue are different. And what if I have never even seen your blue before and you’ve never seen mine, like how can we prove what colors actually look like when you can’t describe them?” Narancia: “you can describe them you dumbass! Blue is like … the ocean!”
Narancia:
*comes back from a mission covered in ashes* “so I know that my mission wasn’t to destroy the whole building, but uh …”
Fugo:
“On a scale of one to four, one being the worst and four being the best, I’m feeling like a four right now” *gunshot goes off behind him*
Trish:
“So since I’ve been with these losers I’ve learned that if I yell ‘the floor is lava’ really loud, Mista and Narancia will be busy doing that for a couple hours instead of annoying me.”
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