#haley rambles

[haley-harrison]

gay catboy porn? you mean

nyaoi?

[clarinet-jesus]

Let’s get one thing straight etsy: i like top gun, not conservatives. I’m here for the gay subtext, the dilfs, and miles teller’s mustache specifically

[moeblob]

I genuinely have a "hear me out" for Alex/Shane and have in fact told someone (who doesn't play SDV) and they said it was a pretty convincing argument so I think I'm onto something.

[moonferry]

stardew valley should be renamed neurodivergent valley because Everyone in that game has some sort of neurodivergent spice going on

and i will not be taking criticism (<- is neurodivergent and heavily relates to far too many characters for it to be a coincidence)

[tombstoneleigh]

I love Haley as a character and the concept of her storyline, but I hate how they portray her and hotch in the show. Hotch wasn't a "runaway"father, he wasn't unavailable, he wasn't a bad husband. She knew what his job entailed when she got married to him and they had a baby together, so did he. If hotch was a woman he would be the hero in the show, he would be rewarded despite being "unavailable". He canonically calls her multiple times a day, and checks in with her constantly. He's work driven, that doesn't make him a bad person. I think it was irresponsible from both of them to have a kid when they knew how busy the job was. She isn't a bad wife for wanting him home more, she handled things poorly at times but that doesn't make her a bad person either. They're both first time parents and both need a support system that they couldn't find in one another, they are just incompatible, not deadbeat parents or spouses.

[mujinzzzzz]

okay so any stardew valley players, how many farms do you have and how many of them are at true perfection? because I'm on my first playthrough and usually with first playthroughs, I feel obligated to reach perfection with my first farm/first character/etc... but I'm super tempted to start a new farm because I feel like I wasted a lot of time in my first two or so years when I could've spent it like,,,, making money/food/fishing/etc and for some reason I feel guilty about it, even though I know this is a game you can take at your own pace. does that make sense??

I guess I just kinda need reassurance that not every farm needs to reach true perfection before starting a new one 💀 I feel like I didn't manage my time quite right and that I rushed the wrong things due to stress and obv being new to the game/new to farming games in general lol,,

[batbabydamian]

besides cute cat Damian i’m so curious why he goes all the way to Bludhaven, since he was turned in Gotham

based on some turned characters, their instincts lead them to figures in their lives - Bruce goes to Gotham, Harley to Ivy, and Mera to Andy

the only reason i could think of Damian going to Bludhaven would be for Dick 😭

[cottonsocks]

If Reuben’s band is is my clerical gnomance then this supports my argument that fig and the sig figs is Paramore

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

remember that post that was like, reblog this and put in the tags what actor would play you in a movie of your life? we should do that again. so: reblog this and put in the tags the actor you think would play you in a movie of your life

[specialbluehens]

bachelor & bachelorettes deez nuts chart (explanations under read more for fun LOL)

ok so

harvey old <3

elliott doesn't NOT get it but also he doesn't GET it

leah will get it & laugh but it gets old for her quick

haley is a deez nuts joke hater & will say she doesn't get it to make the joke fall flat

alex will stifle his laughter but he thinks they're funny

emily finds them fucking hilarious

penny hangs out with sam & sam makes her laugh <3

abigail thinks they're funny but is more likely to make the joke. like, she & sam will just say it back & forth at each other

sebastian is the same, but he'll lean more than abigail towards making the joke. they both hang out with sam but sebby does a lot more. ends up getting in the habit of making the joke more often.

maru uses it as a joke bc she knows sam makes penny laugh with it but she finds it mildly amusing & does it sparingly

sam is the DEEZ NUTS™️ joke KING!!!!

shane? shane usually rolls his eyes, almost always. but every once in a while he'll make the joke, look sam dead in the eyes, & tell him "no one will ever believe you" (made them a lot when he was in gridball)

[star-bear-headcannons]

A Mini Analysis On The Stardew Love Interests

I like to group the Stardew love interests (and love interests in the media in general) into two groups. External Love Interests (ELI) and Internal Love Interests (ILI).

ELI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer solving an external problem of theirs. The Love Interest does not change when the problem is solved, though public opinion of them may change. A good example of ELI's is Sam. His problem is his band. By solving the problem, he grows closer to Farmer. He doesn't change at all. What you see is what you get. He's still a lovable idiot. Another example of an ELI is Leah.

ILI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer helping them solve an internal (emotional) problem of theirs. They usually change their personality. Shane is the poster child of ILI's. Farmer helps his depression and they grow closer. His personality changes dramatically throughout your relationship. Another example of an ILI is Alex

Now, of course this is not an end all be all. Not every love interest will fall into a perfect mold. Most of them fall into both groups in one way or another. Some don't even have a problem. This is just a trend I found that I put way too much time into.

[haley-harrison]

just had a cishet white dude complain to me that the business world doesn't take him as seriously if he doesn't grow a beard.

mf, image being a woman in this patriarchal society. no beard cheat-code. you just gotta deal with it and let your work speak for itself. 🙃

[litaesthete]

no matter how many times you show me the elevator scene with phil and haley i'll bawl my eyes out like . that's a girldad if i've ever seen one. that one hug is one of the many reasons why i need therapy :(

[ramblesbiab]

Fanfiction is messing up my life. I want to write a Stardew Valley comedy/romance parody of Farmer Wants a Wife and that would take so much time. And all I would get out of it is. A Stardew Valley parody of Farmer Wants a Wife.

It would be called “Farmer Wants(?) a Wife” because the whole time the farmer is clearly uninterested in anybody except Krobus and the focus is on the rivals to lovers relationship between Abigail and Haley because the idea of shipping them refuses to leave my mind.

There’s at least one talking head interview where Haley is like “Well obviously she’s hot, but like… I think she spent like 16 hours straight fishing yesterday? Then she waved to me while running home and passed out. Is that flirting? Maybe it’s a weird kind of flirting.”

[moonferry]

i so wish the spouses would like. Do something after marriage. like literally only 2-4 people in the town have a job they continue to go to after marriage .

it makes me sad that they just. give up their life from before? if that makes sense. like i love them living at my farm! but you can still have friends??? some of them only visit other people like once a month.

and when they DO visit their friends, they mention how it's been "so long" like ?? literally nothing is stopping u from walking into town to socialize??? i do it all the time ??

[emberfrostlovesloki]

Aaron + Poetry

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"'If I was orpheus i would simply not turn around' yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. 'if i was orpheus i would simply —' you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious" - @bossuets

Aaron and Haley's story is a tragedy. Aaron is chained to duty and he has to see his very life slip away. In fact, he doesn't even get to see that, just knows that it will happen, just like Orpheus must have known that by turning around he would lose Eurydice. But he still goes into the underworld like Aaron goes into that house. They both do what they can for their loves and they both lose. And I know for a fact, that I wouldn't be strong enough for that, but Aaron is. Aaron is. He loved Haley so very much.

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