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gay catboy porn? you mean
nyaoi?
#nya!#bad pun#shitposting on main#yaoi#catboys#good grief what is my brian doing#late night posts#late night tumblr#shitposting#punny#puns#boys' love#pun#shitpost#cat boi#pm seymour#late nite#late night thoughts#randomness#haley rambles#random thoughts#just shower thoughts#cursed#cursed puns#psychic damage#hellsite shenanigans#just hellsite things#tumblr shenanigans#late night#brain go brrrr
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Let’s get one thing straight etsy: i like top gun, not conservatives. I’m here for the gay subtext, the dilfs, and miles teller’s mustache specifically
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I genuinely have a "hear me out" for Alex/Shane and have in fact told someone (who doesn't play SDV) and they said it was a pretty convincing argument so I think I'm onto something.
#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv shane#sdv haley#i have ALSO told someones plural who do play sdv but the fact i can somehow put pieces of string on the pelican town map#and be like ok listen this is basic info and -#and ramble for two paragraphs and get told they believe me was like im winning
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i saw someone say abby would get the mermaid pendant tattooed on her so she could explore the mines without losing it SO here's how i think the other marriagables would wear their pendant:
* sebastian makes it into an earring
* elliott makes it into an earring or a fancy hair clip.
* harvey doesn't ACTUALLY wear it, he simply keeps it in the left side pocket of his shirt (so you can be as close to his heart as possible)
* shane makes it into a bracelet and probably adds some charms to represent the two of you (and maybe jas + marnie)
* haley wears it as a necklace or makes it into a ring (or gets a ring version because she doesn't want to damage the actual shell)
* sam paints it onto his guitar. he also wears it around his neck (it becomes one of the two necklaces he never takes off, the other being kent's dog tags)
* alex keeps his in a safe spot in the farmhouse. he instead chooses to wear a different type of jewelry or accessory (he also got you a matching version <3. what it is depends on his mood for the day.)
* penny made her's into a brooch and wears it underneath her teaching name tag.
* maru made it into an anklet (she doesn't want it dangling and getting caught in her machines as she works)
* leah added it to a keychain & often hangs it from her tool belt when she's carving. pretty sure there's some wood shavings inside it now. oops.
* emily adds several crystals and makes the pendant into a better necklace. all the crystals represent love and prosperity in some way.
* abby, of course, would get it tattooed because i really liked that idea.
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew#ollie's rambles#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv emily#sdv abigail#sdv haley#sdv maru#sdv leah#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv penny#harvey sdv#elliott sdv#shane sdv#sam sdv#leah sdv#sebastian sdv#penny sdv#haley sdv#alex sdv#maru sdv#emily sdv#abigail sdv#sdv headcanon#sdv headcanons
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I love Haley as a character and the concept of her storyline, but I hate how they portray her and hotch in the show. Hotch wasn't a "runaway"father, he wasn't unavailable, he wasn't a bad husband. She knew what his job entailed when she got married to him and they had a baby together, so did he. If hotch was a woman he would be the hero in the show, he would be rewarded despite being "unavailable". He canonically calls her multiple times a day, and checks in with her constantly. He's work driven, that doesn't make him a bad person. I think it was irresponsible from both of them to have a kid when they knew how busy the job was. She isn't a bad wife for wanting him home more, she handled things poorly at times but that doesn't make her a bad person either. They're both first time parents and both need a support system that they couldn't find in one another, they are just incompatible, not deadbeat parents or spouses.
#aaron hotchner#aaron hotch hotchner#haley hotchner#criminal minds#cm#hotch#agent hotchner#rambles#yapping#criminal minds fandom#bau
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okay so any stardew valley players, how many farms do you have and how many of them are at true perfection? because I'm on my first playthrough and usually with first playthroughs, I feel obligated to reach perfection with my first farm/first character/etc... but I'm super tempted to start a new farm because I feel like I wasted a lot of time in my first two or so years when I could've spent it like,,,, making money/food/fishing/etc and for some reason I feel guilty about it, even though I know this is a game you can take at your own pace. does that make sense??
I guess I just kinda need reassurance that not every farm needs to reach true perfection before starting a new one 💀 I feel like I didn't manage my time quite right and that I rushed the wrong things due to stress and obv being new to the game/new to farming games in general lol,,
#sorry in advance lmao i don't really like rambling about stuff like this#but i feel like i wouldnt like my second farm if i didnt post this first#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley sebastian#sdv sebastian#stardew valley abigail#sdv abigail#stardew valley sam#sdv sam#stardew valley maru#sdv maru#stardew valley leah#sdv leah#stardew valley emily#sdv emily#stardew valley haley#sdv haley#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#stardew valley elliott#sdv elliott#stardew valley alex#sdv alex#stardew valley penny#sdv penny#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#i somehow had enough tags for that lmao
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besides cute cat Damian i’m so curious why he goes all the way to Bludhaven, since he was turned in Gotham
based on some turned characters, their instincts lead them to figures in their lives - Bruce goes to Gotham, Harley to Ivy, and Mera to Andy
the only reason i could think of Damian going to Bludhaven would be for Dick 😭
#if Damian’s causing problems?? on purpose?? does he just want to get Dick’s attention. as cats do.#unless Damian was dropped off to distract Dick from helping with the Titans well ok then#either way i’m both nervous and excited for duo interaction next week 😭#i’m especially excited for more Basri art 😭#Damian’s base instinct was ‘why haven’t i met Haley yet. editorial can’t stop me now’#omfg wait i completely forgot jon’s gonna be there too LOL#rambling
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If Reuben’s band is is my clerical gnomance then this supports my argument that fig and the sig figs is Paramore
#okay but LISTEN. fig has the biggest Haley Williams vibes I have ever seen#when I imagine fig singing she sounds like Haley Williams#tell me I’m wrong#rambles#d20#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#fhjy
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remember that post that was like, reblog this and put in the tags what actor would play you in a movie of your life? we should do that again. so: reblog this and put in the tags the actor you think would play you in a movie of your life
#I'll go first and I say this not just because I love her but because of her Energy and bc her face shape matches mine:#haley lu richardson#yay for us round faced girlies!!!!!#Lu rambles#tag games
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bachelor & bachelorettes deez nuts chart (explanations under read more for fun LOL)
ok so
harvey old <3
elliott doesn't NOT get it but also he doesn't GET it
leah will get it & laugh but it gets old for her quick
haley is a deez nuts joke hater & will say she doesn't get it to make the joke fall flat
alex will stifle his laughter but he thinks they're funny
emily finds them fucking hilarious
penny hangs out with sam & sam makes her laugh <3
abigail thinks they're funny but is more likely to make the joke. like, she & sam will just say it back & forth at each other
sebastian is the same, but he'll lean more than abigail towards making the joke. they both hang out with sam but sebby does a lot more. ends up getting in the habit of making the joke more often.
maru uses it as a joke bc she knows sam makes penny laugh with it but she finds it mildly amusing & does it sparingly
sam is the DEEZ NUTS™️ joke KING!!!!
shane? shane usually rolls his eyes, almost always. but every once in a while he'll make the joke, look sam dead in the eyes, & tell him "no one will ever believe you" (made them a lot when he was in gridball)
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#ramblings#the only parts of this i 100% believe is sam & shane & emily LMAO
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A Mini Analysis On The Stardew Love Interests
I like to group the Stardew love interests (and love interests in the media in general) into two groups. External Love Interests (ELI) and Internal Love Interests (ILI).
ELI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer solving an external problem of theirs. The Love Interest does not change when the problem is solved, though public opinion of them may change. A good example of ELI's is Sam. His problem is his band. By solving the problem, he grows closer to Farmer. He doesn't change at all. What you see is what you get. He's still a lovable idiot. Another example of an ELI is Leah.
ILI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer helping them solve an internal (emotional) problem of theirs. They usually change their personality. Shane is the poster child of ILI's. Farmer helps his depression and they grow closer. His personality changes dramatically throughout your relationship. Another example of an ILI is Alex
Now, of course this is not an end all be all. Not every love interest will fall into a perfect mold. Most of them fall into both groups in one way or another. Some don't even have a problem. This is just a trend I found that I put way too much time into.
#stardew#stardew valley#stardew valley headcanons#stardew sam#stardew sebastian#stardew shane#stardew abigail#stardew alex#stardew elliott#stardew haley#stardew emily#sdv#stardew penny#stardew harvey#stardew leah#stardew maru#starbear rambles
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just had a cishet white dude complain to me that the business world doesn't take him as seriously if he doesn't grow a beard.
mf, image being a woman in this patriarchal society. no beard cheat-code. you just gotta deal with it and let your work speak for itself. 🙃
#the privilege GRATES#true story#male privilege#patriarchy#fuck patriarchy#also#toxic masculinity#the straights are so out of touch#on god#haley rambles#me irl#the patriarchy#feminine rage#fuck society#the straights#it boggles the mind
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no matter how many times you show me the elevator scene with phil and haley i'll bawl my eyes out like . that's a girldad if i've ever seen one. that one hug is one of the many reasons why i need therapy :(
#rey rambles.#im pmsing#so that isn't helping either#but godddd#just a normal relationship with my father#please#modern family#mofy#phil dunphy#haley dunphy#claire dunphy#gloria pritchett
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Fanfiction is messing up my life. I want to write a Stardew Valley comedy/romance parody of Farmer Wants a Wife and that would take so much time. And all I would get out of it is. A Stardew Valley parody of Farmer Wants a Wife.
It would be called “Farmer Wants(?) a Wife” because the whole time the farmer is clearly uninterested in anybody except Krobus and the focus is on the rivals to lovers relationship between Abigail and Haley because the idea of shipping them refuses to leave my mind.
There’s at least one talking head interview where Haley is like “Well obviously she’s hot, but like… I think she spent like 16 hours straight fishing yesterday? Then she waved to me while running home and passed out. Is that flirting? Maybe it’s a weird kind of flirting.”
#writing#fanfiction#stardew valley#abigail stardew valley#haley stardew valley#abigail x haley#ramble
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okay next up on are they/arent they, we have:
the marriage candidates and if they're a big spoon or little spoon. (or if they don't have a preference/prefer a different form of cuddling)
this isn't by favoritism btw im just writing these down as i think of the people
* shane: little spoon. something about him makes me wanna wrap my arms around him and bury my face in his neck, yk? maybe draw circles on his stomach with your finger.
* sam: despite his massive height, hes a little spoon. he absolutely loves being held. can & will sit in your lap. it's like those really huge dogs who sit on their person's lap because they think they're a small little puppy and obviously you let them because it's adorable.
* sebastian: BIG SPOON. he's short but that doesn't stop him. if you're taller than him, he will cling like a backpack. LOVE to bury his face in your shoulder blades . also loves it when people lay on his chest.
* alex: i think he doesn't really like spooning, he likes to lay his head on your shoulder or lap. if you start playing with his hair or massaging his back? it's over for him. literal puddle.
* elliott: i think he's open to both. doesn't really matter - it's up to you. he'll happily do whatever you like, you want to be spooned? got it. you want to spoon him? got it. also likes to lay his head on your stomach - thinks the gurgles sound like the ocean and it's calming to him.
* harvey: tough. i think he's very shy about physical affection - even if you two have been together for x number of years - and he often prefers to sit side by side, his arm around your waist or shoulders. he loves back hugs tho. like you come in from the farm and go into the kitchen, harvey is gonna walk in and wrap his arms around you. if he's taller than you, he'd definitely rest his chin on your head & ask you about your day.
* abigail: oh, big spoon for sure. she's so self assured & powerful. when she spoons you, she feels like she's protecting you & it's honestly very sweet. also she's a big kisser. when you two cuddle, you will be covered in little smooch marks.
* leah: i honestly think she'd be a little spoon. *i saw someone say that leah's ex partner always forced her to be the big spoon and that's why she'd hate it. i'll try to link their post if i find it* she would also enjoy it if you laid on her lap, however.
* penny: both. she'd be more likely to be the little spoon though. i also feel like she loves to face you & bury her face in the crook of your neck, maybe run her fingers through your hair as she listens to you talk about your day.
* maru: little spoon. she just loves to lay in your arms and fidget with your fingers. bonus points if you let her ramble about her newest inventions. oh and gently kiss her shoulders. she would love that.
* haley: Big Spoon. i think - after you get to know her - haley is very affectionate. not pda, just private affection between the two of you. she absolutely loves when you lay in her arms. if you face her, she'll smile softly and run her fingers through your hair, telling you how beautiful/handsome/gorgeous you are. lots of forehead kisses are in bound.
* emily: honestly? i think emily would be either. she absolutely loves cuddling, but can sometimes be overwhelmed by physical affection. i also think she'd like it if you laid directly on top of her while you cuddled - kind of like a living weighted blanket. if she gets overwhelmed, she will wrap herself in a blanket and lightly lean against you
i tried my best to keep these the same length but Some people *glaring* wouldn't stop making ideas come into my head.
also i see why people usually do these in 2 parts there's so many tag options oh my god
#stardew valley#sdv#ollie's rambles#stardew#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv elliott#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv penny#sdv haley#sdv alex#shane stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#elliott stardew valley#sam stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#emily stardew valley#alex stardew valley#haley stardew valley#penny stardew valley#maru stardew valley#leah stardew valley#abigail stardew valley#stardew fluff#stardew headcanon
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my stupid stardew valley buttons
i made a bunch of stardew valley site buttons that are completely free to use with credit. terms of use and the buttons themselves are featured in the link below:
enjoy ::3
#nekhart#nekh's rambles#stardew valley#sdv#neocities#site buttons#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny
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