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reactionpicarchive · 2 years ago

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#cursed #limp bizkit #break stuff #seashells #pun #she sells seashells

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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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endless-shelter · 9 months ago

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After god knows how many years I finally recreated this post. It's the stupidest thing ever, but god. The calls for recreation of this have finally been quelled.

#art #my art #redraw #valentines #valentines card #I'm not even into valentines this was for a silly server art contest originally and i knew i had to commit to the pun i came up with.#and then i knew i had to bring that cursed art justice.#valentines day

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 28 days ago

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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

#dpxdc #danny phantom crossover #meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for #he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide #that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything #because Danny has the cilantro soap gene #jokes on her he’ll still eat it #Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery #they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ #MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league #are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis #now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out #dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar #I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways #I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group #so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet #average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so #i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc #and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck #every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down #he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself #he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd #they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death #even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots

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bet-on-me-13 · 1 month ago

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Fight Knight is the Spirit of Halloween.

So! A new Spirit Halloween location has opened up in Gotham, and the Batfam has decided to go shopping so they can prepare for Halloween.

Just because it's one of their busiest nights of the year doesn't mean they can't enjoy themselves while patrolling.

So the family walks in about a week before Halloween and spreads out to look for decorations or costumes to wear.

Its a fun trip, they buy their costumes, have a pleasant conversation with the manager about the holiday season, and go back home.

Then they actually put on their costumes and find out that they were either Cursed or Enchanted, because once put them on they are transformed them into the Costumes themselves.

Damien has become a Dog, after putting on a cheap dog costume at the insistence of his brothers. He's not unhappy at least.

Jason has been turned into a Zombie, though he has managed to restrain himself from eating his brother's Brains so far. He claims they look unappetizing.

Tim has been turned into Super Mario. He can't stop speaking in a bad Italian accent and has a huge mustache.

Dick has been turned into a Fairy Tale Princess after putting on the costume as a Joke. He has to admit though, he looks great as a Girl.

Even Bruce wasn't spared, and was turned into a Vampire after putting in some Plastic Teeth.

Taking off the costumes hadn't turned them back, leaving them stuck in their new forms.

Now they are all racing back to that Spirit Halloween to get answers as to what the hell just happened to them.

They hope Mr. Frank Knight has some answers for them.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Fright Knight has a part time job #More like a hobby #He runs a bunch of Spirit Halloweens every year selling cursed objects to unsuspecting customers #The Curses break after Halloween so it's not harm done #The Batfam is not pleased #Wait till they find out that he has branches in multiple other cities #Like Metropolis. And Central City. And Coast City. And Atlantis. The other Heroes were not spared.#The Batfam and other affected are stuck in their new forms for a Week now #At least Dick and Damien are having fun in their new forms #Tim is too embarrassed to go back to work and Jason is mostly just sick of the zombie puns they keep tossing at him #I wonder what costumes the other chose?

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abneyart · 1 month ago

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VEILGUARD ARMOR SPOILERS

I'm so excited about the Mourn Watch mage armor--really digging the mortician vibe matching the faction! I've kind of been dying to have a really death positive OC or one in the death profession, so this was the perfect opportunity. I also think the joke of Solas hating death (since he put up the Veil, since elves became mortal), and him having to live inside the head of one of those mortal elves who finds decomposition beautiful.

#Veilguard spoilers #abneyart #fanart #dragon age #emmrich volkarin #Solas #rook #rook ingellvar #Ness #I just noticed the pun this is my curse smh #if you wanna pretend I did it on purpose feel free but the evil truth is I am a goofball with no self awareness 😔

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cat-cosplay · 1 year ago

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Time to grab your fanciest hat.

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rui-drawsbox · 28 days ago

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ruri,,, but in keyframes by @blank-house (again) ((help im obsessed this is not a joke))

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potato-cat-chips · 6 months ago

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Ladies and gentlemen… ✨ Catto Kid ✨

And a very smol and very angry:

✨ Meowtantei Conyan ✨

(For reference he is about the size of a smaller-than-average potato)

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tiger-grace · 2 months ago

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(Dick sees Clark and Bruce almost flirting at JL meeting)

Dick: so you like him a lot huh

Bruce: he is a valuable ally

Dick: you could even say you’re… batty.. for him-

Bruce: stop.

#dick: so was it a good date or a… bat date #bruce: every day i curse my empathy for others #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #dick grayson #robin #batman and robin #superman #this post was just an excuse to make puns

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kirby-the-gorb · 6 months ago

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#kirby #cursed image #(for the reagan trace)#ronald reagan #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #my partner has been asking for ages for a gorbachev pun #my friend sent me a different gorbachev pun yesterday #when I told her about my partner's request she was like 'well obviously you have to'#which shook loose this uh. thing.#I think it's funny so whatever #it kind feels like it needs a third panel but I lost an hour to managing a crisis #so I don't wanna waste time thinking of one -n-#(everyone is fine)#this reagan trace is extremely cursed honestly.#what have I wrought.

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localcanadiancreature62 · 1 month ago

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BILLFORD BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU HAHAHA

This is the dumbest thing i have ever created but here y'all go. It would make so much sense because Stockholm Syndrome and also the whole "Nerd goes over to a place with a cursed creature and makes a deal with said creature only to eventually fall in love with it" premise fits these two chucklefucks perfectly.