#haha send help please

[whelpimnauthuman]

It's all fun and games having a weird dog-thing for a partner til you get a tornado warning and they need a thunder vest

[lemonadegirl4344]

GUYS PLEASE HELP I KEEP LISTENING TO ASMRs AND I KEEP TELLING MYSELF “OKAY ONE MORE YOU NEED TO WRITE AND YOU CAN’T WRITE LISTENING TO THIS” AND I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO THE HYPNOSIS ONES BECAUSE I LIKE SOMEONE TELLING ME I FEEL NICE AND EMPTY AND I’M A GOOD GIRL PLEASE SEND HELP

[thirstywaffles]

Nekomimi sephy

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[crypticscarecrow]

WOE!! SURPRISE STORYBOARD BE UPON YE

[ohno-wallace]

Oh they think they’re so slick, sneaking around the palace walls like that.

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #500:

Mind is afraid that when he distances himself from or above the others, that he will be too far gone to come back down. That when his paranoia gets the best of him, he'll shut everyone else out and then be completely alone with no way back to where he was before.

Heart is afraid that if Mind is right, with the idea that what he does isn't genuine, that he's being manipulative without realizing it. Then therefore being Whole without himself there is the better option. That he'd be thrown out because his ideas would then be "not worth it" or even "vile"

Soul is afraid that no matter what he does or how good things will be, they'll always eventually split up again or even end up worse. Even then he has no clue what he's supposed to do or be during everything, and so because of that he'll never be whole. Or worse that he'll never really "feel" whole.

[veronicarulez]

What yall think of low quality master shake 😍

[yikes-ajax]

P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Hi again! I melted over the Boone hcs—the way you write him is so good. Can I request your nsfw ramblings about Boone too? I just know his trigger finger could be put to good use…elsewhere 😩

VERY good use anon, you've read my mind 😉

Enjoy my excited horny rambling about Craig Boone below the cut ✨

Boone NSFW HCs:

-this man has a damn quick and steady trigger finger, and that extends to how he can fuck you with his fingers.

-he's a big boy by all accounts, and that gives him thick fingers, thick thighs and arms, and a thick dick.

-he can and WILL go commando, and that dick WILL be slung over the curve of his hip right where you can see it no matter what pants he wears

-he doesn't talk much unless you get him in a rare conversational mood at the best of times without fucking him. Despite that, he will absolutely mumble muffled praises and promises no matter how hard he's slamming his hips against your own

-definitely open for a poly relationship with you and a certain blonde doctor 👀

-casually constantly horny. Never stops.

-can and will keep going- like any other situation, puts both his endurance and strength to use

-puts that oral fixation and his habit of staying quieter to good use, because he WILL stuff his mouth with cock or cunt within moments of you telling him he can

-unnaturally long tongue, just a strange genetic trait. Serves him well when he pleasures partners

-dude will wilfully ignore arousal in lieu of his work but does get worked up if you tease enough to piss him off

-a touch possessive, mostly because he worries so much- leads often to him using a broad palm to press against your spine (or Arcade's, if he's also in on it all) to pin you down under him

-prefere giving over receiving, but if you do give, he certainly won't complain. It's one of few ways he gets vocal though, so be mindful

-takes as much as he gives. So if he ducks you hard, he expects you to fuck him harder right after

-silent touches and the holding of hands, even if he's rough

-only real exception to this is if he's pinned your hands or has both hands on your hips; he just loves being able to feel his partner(s) there with him

-king of aftercare tbh; despite growing up in the wastes, he's no less attentive of a partner. He is a sniper, after all, and he will notice every little wince or tightening of muscles even if you don't realize it.

-ultimately leads to him soothing kisses over soft bruising in the shapes of his fingers and teeth

-speaking of teeth, he likes to nibble! Not too hard, but he puts those sharp teefies to good use and thoroughly enjoys kissing into soft skin just to sink his teeth in a little bit.

-always makes sure to pay attention to all bites, bruises, and other aches and marks whenever it's said and done.

-regardless of gender, if he's fucking you from behind, spooning you to fuck you, or missionary- if his hand can support itself against your belly, it will 100% of the time unless he's preoccupied with something else

-likely stems from a need to protect that can and will get incredibly snippish toward those who aren't with him

-this man doesn't get jealous for the life of him, but he DOES get pissy when someone flirts with who he's with, primarily when they know he's with them

-leads to rough fucking just to be sure his partner(s) are marked fully. Followed quickly by tender, slow sex just so he can relax and worship

-he sounds he makes tend to be deeper grunts, and the sucking in of air in sharp, harsh intervals.

-but you can make him cry when it's tender enough, and you'll get soft whines and delightful noises of pleasure from him if you let him lose himself in it all

-switch, and can easily change that day to day. Most often a dominant bottom or a service top unless he's in a particular mood

-will happily get on his knees for a partner

-scrape your fingers through his buzzed hair- you can't pull it, hasn't been long in years, but it still riles him up

-bite at his wrist and kiss across his knuckles or kiss and suck little marks into his jaw and throat; that'll all have him worked up and anxious to bend you over just to see the arch of your spine

-the type of attentive to stuff a pillow under your hips but ignore the pain in his own knees

-prone to sub drops, so be very tender with him

-doesn't like admitting it for a long while, but he likes spanking to a lesser degree, and also has a thing for pain play

-it's NEVER enough to cause genuine damage, but he thinks reddened and swollen skin on a partner from the sheer size and weight of his hands is hotter than sin

-also likes sticking his fingers in a partner's mouth; the muffled sucking gets his brain hazy in the best way

-will put in HOURS when able just learning your body, learning what makes you tick and what has you teetering over the edge faster

-as per my much more sfw post, I expressed that I think he has nipple piercings. I think he'd have gotten them early into the NCR, likely as a dare or whatever, then found he liked them and never took them out

-I ALSO think he's the type of cheeky to have a Prince Albert. It's a hassle in the wasteland at times, but then, what isn't?

-shove a cock down his throat until he's sobbing with pleasure; he doesn't have a gag reflex and any choking that occurs is either by your hands, his own, or him struggling to breathe through tears of want

-likewise, he will choke someone lightly. It's mostly just his hand resting against a partner's throat and giving reassuring squeezes, but it makes him feel like he's protecting them in a way

-ride his thighs, PLEASE ride those thick ass thighs! He is not a small man by any means, and if you suck hickies into his throat and scratch at the tattoos on his broad back while rolling your hips against his thigh, hoooo boy, he will fucking ruin you

-is down for quickies when out and about in the wastes, but generally holds off unless he's angry, teased too long, or until you're back in a safe place (typically the Lucky 38, or if everyone else is gone for the time being, the Old Mormon Fort)

-is cheekiest when taking it up the ass, I don't make the rules. Can be a bit of a cocky tease, if not a downright soft brat

-ask him to keep the beret on and he'll cum in his pants in seconds.

-this dude fucks nasty AND sweet. Ends up with some curious but enjoyable experiences

-hates orgasm denial, but adores overstimulation every time

-he's patient but orgasm denial leaves him feeling more pissed off than eager

-but he'd like to be a shaking mess- or make his partner into one- or both! So make sure to use it

-will try to toy with partners under tables. He doesn't give a fuck, he will have a hand on your thigh and will stroke you then and there

[aduckwithears]

Oh No I Noticed Something:

I saw this post by @nisabaismymistress-blog of the GO s2 reading list/Jimbriel's shelving work (thank you for putting this all in one place!) and then I read This:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Love in the Time of Cholera: It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.”

And lads? The coffee is a thing just maybe not in the conspiracy way. I mean holy cow if this reference isn't exactly on the nose. But the best worst part? After that kiss they can both taste it.

[tarutaruga]

gayass abogados

[lemonadegirl4344]

WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT THERE’S A DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH??? AND THAT IT COUNTS FOR MENTAL DISORDERS TOO???? IS AUTISM ON THERE!?! WOOHOO!!!!

[nonranghaes]

heads up! reader has a lavender allergy? its an irritant if nothing else. + the mention of reader being drunk in the past and making silly confessions

vernon's already dragging you out of the room the moment he sees your discomfort. there's a few things he's thankful for, and the fact that your reaction is only mild and nothing more than days of itching if left alone. he makes some excuse for the both of you--something about cat (that you don't own yet, unbeknownst to the host of this party). this is a friend-of-a-friend kind of deal and vernon only agreed to come along because some of his buddies wanted them to meet. something about film buff friends.

he didn't expect said host to be into essential oils... and to openly diffuse them without asking. fuck, dude--he's got allergies. being so careless could fuck a person up. if he didn't have you to worry about, he'd say something...

"i'm gonna die," you whine against him on the bus ride home. vernon can see the way you're trying hard not to scratch.

"you're not gonna die," he wraps an arm around you. "definitely not gonna go there anymore unless they cut it out."

"you didn't have to leave."

"course i did," he says. "if i didn't, you'd have to go home alone." he leans more into your side, resting his head on your shoulder. "gotta protect you."

it earns a snort from you. "from what? more lavender?"

"you said you'd fight peanuts for me--"

you groan, bumping your shoulder against him. "i was drunk!"

"it was cute," he giggles. "don't worry," he plants a kiss against your shoulder. "i'll protect you from allll your allergens."

(at least he can still make you giggle despite how shitty you feel.)

[krasytoonz]

Just doing Everyday Things

[tee-hee-hee-i-need-help]

GUYS HELP IM SUDDENLY BECOMING MORE POPULAR THAN EVER AND IM GETTING A NOTIFICATION EVERY FUCKING SECOND HELP ME PLEASE