#haha don’t mind that

[nininikki]

this here is a MAN. a giver. an eater. 8 inches, ample girth, #e4b4ac, can go for 10 straight rounds nonstop, curses in french between strokes, plants his feet into the floor for MAX g-spot hitting, wraps his big strong arms around you during cowgirl. did i mention that he’s an eater? cause I KNOWW he eats it come on now. until he runs out of breath, until your legs have contorted in every direction possible, until—[MIC DISCONNECTS]

[puttingwingsonwords]

I do think the ‘comedy’ of Dracula in this part of the story only adds to the horror. Like we can all go ‘haha lizard fashion’ because it is ridiculous, he’s crawling barefoot on that wall like 🦎

But also fucking imagine a whole ass man skittering down a wall like that, the fact that his cloak is billowing like wings means he must be going fast too bc otherwise it would just fall over his head. (Or idk maybe he is using magic powers to make his cloak look cooler who knows.)

And it’s in his pretending to have servants too, I know, my most popular post rn is calling him a loser for it which he is!! He’s probably really embarrassed about it too bc it’s demeaning for a boyar to do those chores!

But Jonathan doesn’t have the luxury of laughing at this stuff.

One thing that really caught my attention this time is the uncanny valley of it all. From the moment Jonathan meets the Count, he can tell something is off. No matter how thickly he puts on the charm, Dracula can’t hide the fact that he’s not human; he’s something else, a ‘creature in the semblance of a man’, there’s something innately off-putting about his presence. His eyes, his teeth, his hands, his smell: he has the aura of a predator and Jonathan, his prey, can feel it.

From Jonathan’s point of view, every hilarious weird thing the Count does is another sign of him being Not Human, as well as the fact that he’s in total control—as his ruse of normality is slowly falling apart, but there’s still nothing Jonathan can do. The mask is slipping, the Count is revealing his true nature—whether accidentally or on purpose—and Jonathan can only watch and keep pretending in the hope that it will prolong his life.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Oh look

Tiny peepaw

[doctorsiren]

“I’d rather take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three.”

[justirina]

MORE HUMAN WALLY~

Colored version ⬇️

Yes

I drew him in THAT pose >:)

aaaand a lil extra, since you seem to like him a lot

[dandelionjack]

what an impeccably stupid universe. i love flooding my brain with useless slop trivia

[boimann]

[froggtogs]

headed to the plaza!

just the background and a bonus doodle bc i felt bad for cutting noiji off

[deadbaguette]

Trick or treat!🎃🎃👻

Happy (belated) Halloween anon!🎃👻❤️

Have some Hector to give you some candy! And Paris and Cassandra are here too :D Cassandra isn’t muttering anything cryptic about you burning down their city, so take that as a win! And take some candy too 🔥🍭

[turtleblogatlast]

“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

[puyoupuyou]

Do you think achilles gives patroclus lots of pecks on the cheeks that get him super jittery ? /silly

i think so too! achilles seems to be they type to enjoy seeing patroclus’ reaction. patroclus gets to have his revenge when achilles’ asleep tho 🫣

[shorelinnes]

onew: shinee world VI

[somerandomdudelmao]

would you be willing to grace us with more doodles of the little creature you made to represent yourself por favor

Kfjfnfjjdncn oh my god yes yes sure so

I have these, fairly recent ones

And also a bunch of reaction pics hehe

[sun-e-chips]

Ended my day with some magma on the @daycarefriendpickup discord!

Doodle of Sun from my waterpark au

[restlesskeychains]

Thought about an au where Penelope goes to fight with Odysseus in Troy and disguises herself as a man (as Odysseus’ advisor) and makes the war last 2 years

[restinsodaroni]

Happens almost every holiday smh U_U I learned that I had to be extremely blunt for them to leave me alone lol