#got a little sidetracked

[nininikki]

this here is a MAN. a giver. an eater. 8 inches, ample girth, #e4b4ac, can go for 10 straight rounds nonstop, curses in french between strokes, plants his feet into the floor for MAX g-spot hitting, wraps his big strong arms around you during cowgirl. did i mention that he’s an eater? cause I KNOWW he eats it come on now. until he runs out of breath, until your legs have contorted in every direction possible, until—[MIC DISCONNECTS]

[legobiwan]

We really don't talk enough about the fact Luigi built an entire secret basement where he could confide in his diary about his insecurities and jealousies regarding his brother.

Luigi is so Stanford Pines coded, no wonder he ended up linked with Dimentio.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

master tacticians at work

[why-the-heck-not]

me, a responsible being, working on the coding project as I should vs. me, a dysfunctional shithead, getting distracted by reading about brains (once aGAIN damnit (it's my favorite "I need to study my field but bc I should do that it's an impossible unthinkable feat now, so I'm reading about something else to fool my brain I'm still being productive"-topic))

[sluttyhenley]

I'll be gone someday.

THE WALKING DEAD 4x12 | Still

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car au, pt 6

The next part is fighting me a bit, so I will just post this one for now.

Previous

Duke reeeaalllyyy does not get paid enough for this.

Good news, he was able to get the names of the dealers and suppliers and also narrowed down the places of interest to three warehouses. All he had to do was drop that info onto the server for the night crew, and that was that, not his problem anymore.

Bad news, the car is becoming his problem.

When Duke entered the cave, he could see the wheels turning, and not in a sick burnout way Jason does anytime he gets behind the wheel, they were just turning left and right. Then to add more insult to Duke's attempt at ignoring it, the car opened its driver door in what may have been a mockery of a greeting. Honestly, Duke could have also ignored that but then it seemed to fucking Panic and set off its own alarms and proceed to flail all the doors open and reverse to the point that the back wheels made it off the platform and into the gutter that runs though the cave. If Duke was a betting man, and he was, he would bet that whatever possessed or replaced the Batmobile was so incompetent that he had to worry more about Its safety from the Batfam. Whether that was protection from arrest or adoption is still up in the air.

Either way, this is becoming Duke's problem. He is really not paid enough for this. Time to calm down a sentient car.

“Hey, car buddy? You ok?”

Duke wasn't sure what he was expecting when he was talking to a car of all things, but absolute silence wasn’t it. Was this thing going to try to play car now? After everything that just happened? Duke slowly walked up to the driver's side door and looked in for the green blob person, only to see them in the back seat sprawled out. Duke tried to not think too hard while putting the car back in its spot, but the list of facts he has so far kept ticking.

1. The Batmobile has a new passenger or has been replaced

2. The thing/person is not good at hiding, so probably not a villain plot

2a. If it is a villain plot, they got the absolutely wrong person to do it

2aa. Possible meta forced to spy?

3. The person just freaked out so hard they fainted after setting off the Batmobile alarms.

4. Alfred will know what to do right?

5. Try to communicate again with the person in the car.

It didn't take long for the blur on the backseat to shift again. Luckily they didn't immediately jump into the driver's seat, where Duke still sat. Duke turned to look in the backseat, time to start this interrogation.

“Hey, you ok?” Duke was happy that he was able to see the head nod that the fuzzy blur gave.

“That's good. Now, I can't see you too well, but we can work out some basic questions, alright?” Another head nod answered him.

"Are you in danger? Like, did someone force you to do this?” The head shake that was produced shook the car. Duke internally sighed in relief, not a villain plot or meta trafficking gone wrong.

“So this was just an accident, and I am guessing you are now stuck?” Duke knew he was not as good at body language reading as the others, but the wave of embarrassment and resignation this blob was giving off confirmed that whoever/whatever this is, was not a total threat.

Next?

As usual tag list!

@kizzer55555 @sebas-nights @candeartist422 @trappednyourheart @fandom-life-corrupted-me @tkiesai @2lbballpeenhammer @admiralwidow @rewrittenwrongs @whotfevenknowsanymore @symmetricalastigmatism @atinygracie

[pandebunuelo]

revived!cocoapowder au in which chara has the constitution of a sick victorian child (poisoning) and clover has chronic fatigue (body without a soul) so they mostly stay indoors and try to fend off each other's worst symptoms simply by being there. they cuddle a lot and tend to sneak off into each other's beds to sleep together. they can't rest well without the other nearby.

revived!cocoapowder who got too used to speaking out loud and not be heard so now their brain-to-mouth filter is GONE. they get into a lot of trouble for saying shit. later on when they get their own cellphones they counter it by spamming each other all the time.

revived!cocoapowder in which they still feel whatever the hell was connecting them to frisk, so they can sort of communicate/predict whatever the other is about to say or do without saying a word. if anybody interrupts them while doing it or points it out they get self-conscious (chara) and embarrassed about it (clover) lmao

revived!cocoapowder in good days they make an united effort to go outside. they're both nerds so they enjoy going to museums and libraries. sometimes chara let's themself be dragged to a park. sometimes it's clover with escape rooms. these are totally dates. they both deny it.

revived!cocoapowder who can barely stay out of each other's reach. they are just way too used to the other presence and somebody who gets it. they do not like to be apart, deep down they're afraid the moment they look away the other will disappear. wherever chara is, clover is nearby. the same goes for clover. theyre a package deal

[springtz]

Compensate

[festerwounds]

doodle that got a bit out of hand ^_^

[miyuskye]

Martin: *says nothing, does nothing, is talking about a completely different matter*

Elias: *finds a way to make it about Jon* x2

Tim: *is super angry, completely talking about a different topic, lashing out at Jon*

Jon: *finds a way to make it about Elias*

For god's sake could any of those two please stop yapping about the other for 0.2 seconds???? Is that too much to ask? Probably yes

[cuppajj]

My friend, who is reading MTME for the first time, said that their favorites are Tarn and Overlord and I responded to that “Okay Cuppajj” and then after a second they went “TGE COOKIERUN FANARTIST?!?!”

I thought this was funny enough to share

LMAAAAOOOOOOO oh no… they don’t know about my mtmte days… they dont know abt my overlord and tarn art…

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

kickin' around and designing a few of my comic characters as Super Sentai villains at my friend's suggestion aaahah! It was super fun and a good idea!! I'm most proud of Sabre/Clash's, I had a strong concept to play with so it was also the easiest :^D

[t00thpasteface]

sunken pirate treasure...!

[eighth-heroine]

okay no need to call me out like that fuckin. google

[hazelnootnut]

This was the first thing I did during my hiatus as a treat for myself because you know what? Protag is so MISERABLE at all times even after getting his new job. You know where he should be? Out in the fields, living his best life in Stardew Valley.

I actually wanted to do a little more on this, but uh. You know. Got distracted with Elehitch RP stuff and drew a lot of art for that. But I do want to explore this little AU a bit more. For now, you can have him without his silly little straw hat!