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t00thpasteface · 6 hours ago
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after keeping him in my pocketbook for a while i taped him up to the wall at work and he's still there a day later... i think he really resonates with everyone
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customer service incarnate (i drew this on the clock)
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t00thpasteface · 11 months ago
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...and here's some of my brother's fridge poetry!
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t00thpasteface · 9 days ago
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in addition to news and alerts, the big whiteboard in my dorm hallway has a new drawing prompt on it every week or two, and the current one is "draw a cartoon network character"
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t00thpasteface · 10 months ago
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absolutely soaked little adolescent possum trying to hunker down in my oak tree... the rain is mostly over but the wind is still going strong and his little ears are flapping in the air with every sudden gust
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t00thpasteface · 2 years ago
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t00thpasteface · 9 days ago
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i got this sweater for $5 at goodwill and aubrey said i look like a fucking dodo bird. and she's right
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t00thpasteface · 11 months ago
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everyone look at this great photo i took of one of my roommates
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t00thpasteface · 3 months ago
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OH MY GODDDDDD my brother gave me a wrapped present before i left for my dorm for the spring semester with explicit instructions not open it until my birthday... and i decided to open it today because my ACTUAL birthday is on tuesday, and i've got a physiology lab then... he got me the JULIAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY LEGO SET I'M CRYINGGGGGG
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it's julian's freakin birthday party!!!!!1!
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t00thpasteface · 10 months ago
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vintage fish-shaped glass bottle for "Doctor Fisch's Bitters"; penny for scale. how cute can you freakin' get???
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t00thpasteface · 1 year ago
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you wouldn't scan a worm at 600dpi
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t00thpasteface · 1 year ago
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one time i came out as a lesbian to someone and their immediate instinctive reaction was to ask me if i have a good relationship with my father. i guess they were expecting me to say no.
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au contraire, i'm following in my father's crossdressing footsteps
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t00thpasteface · 1 year ago
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no wonder all the grown-ups got a kick out of that year's shirts
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t00thpasteface · 10 months ago
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so what if i'm easy to please. so what if i giggled and smiled when i opened this box of spongebob shaped mac and cheese. look how cute they are
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t00thpasteface · 5 months ago
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she is happy because everyone loves her
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t00thpasteface · 10 months ago
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really digging the cowboy-style vest and chaps on this stinkbug...
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t00thpasteface · 6 months ago
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the water was really green earlier!
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