#had to share with the class

[linoyes]

[samsamscomicbook]

I AUDIBLY FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE???

HES SO FUCKING FINEEEEE AAAAAAAAAA

[rachelsquill]

i hear supermassive black hole in the distance is my dad watching twilight

[quitmecoldturkey]

Queen type shit

[ruthlesslistener]

Psst. Hey. Y'all should totally vote for the Mollusc of the Year awards, which are currently open at the moment: the winning species will have its genome sequenced for free, which greatly helps out the scientists studying it. Here are this year's candidates:

All of these guys are really cool, understudied invertevbrates, so spread the word! Its totally free, and you get to learn more about a bunch of cute underrated little guys

[lulushuu]

Aren't you a sight for sore eyes, bride of mine?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: I'm gonna grab some more coffee from the kitchen.

James: *Rubs noses w/ Regulus before leaving making him smile*

Barty:

Regulus:

Barty: You used to be scary.

Barty: You used to be the meanest bitch in Hogwarts.

Barty: Look at you.

Regulus: ..I'm still scary. Fuck you. Jackass.

Stole it from @undercover-grisha

[alwaysshallow]

single mom x price, where your mom absolutely adores him.

like, in your eyes he's just a man, neighbor that is good with your kid, takes a good care of him, maybe even in some way replaces kid's father. he's also annoyingly hot, trying to get your attention that you don't want since you had your heart broken way too many times and price is... kinda weird.

your mom, though? holy hell, when she visits you and her grandson, she's in love. you don't understand that, she was always fed up with any man that was around you—boyfriends, situationships, your friends. price isn't even that much in your life.

yet, she can't help, but be smitten with him. how he cares for your son, how he's eager to help you, single mom in those difficult times. and how he looks at you!!! your mother reminds you to give him a chance because you don't get gentlemans like this these days. she also mentions that he's hot, so that's another advantage.

and price? price just smiles under his nose because he knows what your mom thinks of him. he hears the conversation, he also knows how to act around people like her; people that are hard to convince to someone. oh, and of course he mentions how lonely it is for him lately. how you "sparked a light" in his life, how her grandson is adorable.

of course you have to invite him to dinner after that. of course he dresses the best he can, having flowers for you and your mom, chocolates for your son. of course he helps with bringing the dishes, even if he's a guest.

and of course he makes a couple comments about inviting you to a date.

[mintypsii]

early bird activities

[slavhew]

knights in pajama armor

[wulfhalls]

oh cherik....we really had it all

james mcavoy putting his whole entire mcussy and then some into first class got the executives so spooked he and michael fassbender couldn't be in a scene together after that without an assistant director with a measuring tape standing between them going leave room for jesus 🙏 before calling action on all subsequent movies. hashtag impactism

[river-from-alderaan]

luke: we're a trio, of course we work best together

leia: we're a trio, of course i kissed both of them

luke: no leia that's not—

han: we're a trio, of course i also kissed both of them

leia: what

han: what

[magnusbae]

like there's no other way to explain them pulling two of Nyx's deluxe children while both are reluctant and hesitant to engage with others

[neowonderland]

Jaemin definitely coos at you after coaxing another orgasm from you... You're shaky and overstimulated, your brain feels like mush and yet Jaemin coaxes orgasm after orgasm using his fingers and a vibrator... He always swears it's the last one and that "you can do one more" for him but it's the 6th time that you've cum for him and it doesn't seem like he's letting up any soon...

I just see Jaemin as a dom that is a lil condescending and very much in love with overstimulating you... Bonus points if you're crying

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

watched Grease the other night with my buddy and. well. obviously i Had To

[temeyes]

oh yeah, laswell would definitely make a decision for you @mossy-mushroom