#hachetfield Bill

[prof-ramses]

Some ramblings about the Nightmare Time season 3 episode titles

Bottle Imps:

This isn't really a prediction, but if Charlotte isn't in this episode, I will find the Langs and rip their kidneys out with my bare hands.

The imps themselves will be CCRP's attempt at lab grown sniggles or even LiBs.

Frankenruth:

Richie will also be experimented on, he either won't survive and/or will become a part of Ruth in the process

Even if nothing in the episode even remotely suggests it, it will become common fanon that Lazlo and Hidgens are related.

Becky Barnes Climbed A Tree:

Witchwood shit, baby!

Someone (probably Tom) is either crushed by a log or ends up hanged from a tree.

We might see the Metzgers again.

Devil's Night:

Dare I say the devil in question is Tinky in disguise? I mean, he's the closest thing we've seen to a classical demon. Not to mention the whole "mischief" angle.

I honestly don't know whether it would be better for Grace to fuck shit up again, just get by unscathed or actually get killed off in at least one timeline.

I have the uneasy feeling that a side character introduced in this episode will be very popular.

Miss Holloween:

I honestly, don't even know. This shit's gonna be wild.

I'm fairly confident the "for real this time" part in the synopsis will prove to be either an outright lie, or some form of double meaning.

Orb Weaver:

There will be big conflict between the Foster sisters.

MacNamara isn't fully himself, the sisters will be able to trust even less than they think

We might get another gathering of the Lords, this time, all directly addressing Hannah.

[stardustspaceway]

average day at the CCRP office (they’re all not doing their job)

[dramabrothersofficial]

It’s so fucked up that Wiggly stole Nibbly’s blorbo…

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

Charlotte and Bill friendship moments in bottle imps… manifesting it. I think they could help eachother with various things

[prof-ramses]

This is happening while Bill is on the phone with Alice, who is stuck at the same school Peter attends. If Ted hadn't seen Pete amongst the infected and the idea of his baby brother being in danger was forced to the back of his mind, it would've been forced out immediately after he just saw the woman he loves die.

It all makes him snapping at Bill for wanting to save Alice much more logical, he's lost the 2 people he had left who he genuinely, deeply cared about. :'[

im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

[indigowatercress]

A silly little rant about TGWDLM

No one in TGWDLM gets what they want.

Charlotte wanted to make things work with Sam. (He killed her)

Bill wanted to mend his relationship with his daughter (She killed him)

Ted is quite selfish and I believe that he wanted to survive, which he didn't. He also wanted a chai iced tea, which he didn't get

Sam wanted to die in Charlotte's arms, which he didnt. he died tied up.

Alice wanted to live with Bill, although this could be a lie told to turn Bill to his last resort.

Mr. Davidon's want is iconic, to be choked by his wife. But instead he lives as a mindless alien slave.

Professor Hidgens wanted to reunite with his college friends, and also likely wanted to publish Workin boys. Neither dream comes true.

PEIP's goal was to save the world. but they failed.

Emma wanted to start a new life, but above all else, didn't want to die in Hachetfield. This dream never came true.

Lastly, Paul. Paul's wants are never directly stated, but are generally among these three

What everyone wants. Money, a partner, and kids someday

He wanted to avoid musicals at all costs. But now he's forced to live in a musical. He describes this as his "own personal hell"

Emma's well being, safety, and love. In the end, he has to watch as he himself turns Emma into something else...

[starkidsdraco]

14 and 15 🪓

Thanks so much for the ask! :D

14. A minor character that deserves a Nightmare Time story about them?

The first character that popped into my head was Alice's mum/Bill's ex-wife. I'm just super curious about her and would love to see her dynamic with Bill and Alice. I wonder who would play her.

15. A character that already had a story about them, but you need more?

Melissa! I know the fandom was divided on Hey, Melissa! but it was my favourite Nightmare Time story (even though probably not technically canon) and now Melissa is my favourite Hachetfield character and I have a Melissa problem. Misery is one of my all-time favourite movies and the Lang bros said they based it on that so it was totally my jam! I just need more of her. I need to know why she is like #that. So backstory, please! (Also, would love to see more of Jane. think I'm starting to see a pattern in who my faves are xD)

[anidiotwithnolifebehindthescreen]

As it's approaching Easter, I have an Easter HC and that's if the HF gang had stayed at Hidgens place and Hidgens didn't go weird....well weirder. He'd basically set up an Easter egg hunt for shits n giggles. At first everyone is complaining about how stupid it is (mostly Ted and Emma) but once they start finding eggs, it gets super competitive and everyone is trying to steal each others eggs. (Emma pushed Ted into a thorn bush and took his basket, Charlotte is chain smoking due to stress. Bill and Alice are being the nicest, Paul is just hiding from Emma because he cracked an egg on her head and now she's a smol ball of anger and poor Hidgens is just watching the mess ranting to Alexa about how this isn't the Easter spirit)

[freaky-fellers-tourney]

Ive officially ranked every character based off how well they did in the submissions section. This is going to yield some crazy polls so watch out!

List below the cut

Kayne -Malevolent 98.2%

Kevin - Welcome to the night vale 95.8%

Bill Cipher- Gravity Falls 95.2%

Mako Tsunami- Yugioh 95.2%

The Maker- Memetic 94.7%

Uboa- Yuma Nikki 93.8%

Kuroki Tomoko- Watamote 93.8%

The Creeper- DC Comics 92.5%

Nagito Komeada- Danganronpa 92.2%

Wiggly- the Hachetfield saga 91.8%

Cyn- Murder Drones 91.5%

Mettaton- undertale 90.8%

The Ditchlings- Scarlet hollow 90.6%

Mort- Madagascar 90.2%

Yuri- DDLC 90%

the weird face that shows up when you don't title a poll- Tumblr glitch 89.5%

The one who waits- Cult of the Lamb 88.4%

Icarus- Hercules(Animated series) 87%

Himiko Toga- MHA

Iaois touden- dungeon meshi - 86.1%

Tippy Doorman- Lego city adventures 86%

Stanford Pines- Gravity Falls 85.3%

Rui Kamishiro - Project Sekai 83.9%

Glep- Smiling Friends 83.8%

Huge Wuggy- Poppy playtime 83.3%

The leg hugger- Dead Cells 80.8%

The Shadowchild- Digger 78.9%

Evil Neuro- V-tuber 76.2%

Shelly- Dandy's World 75.5%

Dave Bowman- 2001 a space odyssey 69.8%

Masoj Hun'ett- the Legend of Drizzt 63.6%

Goo- inanimate insanity 50.9%

@tournament-announcer

Congratulations everybody!!! We've officially hit the amount of submissions to successfully have a tournament of 32! Im gonna just do this tournament because I really don't want to wait so long to get started. Because of this submissions are now officially closed AND any upcoming freaky feller polls will only last a day compared to the week they are currently at. This is just to ensure I don't have to wait ridiculously long to start the actual tourney.

As for the tournament. each entry will be ranked based off how well they did in the submissions phase. 1-32. They will then be pitted against each other based off those rankings. Im not gonna explain it here. but the battle bots tournament bracket is my main inspiration for this (image beneath cut). Good luck and may the freakiest feller win!

[boydykedevo]

Maybe it’s the quarantine hyperfixations mixing together but Gravity Falls x SCP x Hachetfield crossover

Just imagine Iris, Lex, and Wendy hanging out. They’d be unstoppable.

[sillykittyz]

My thoughts (and some screenshots) from watching Nightmare Time

Hachetfield ape-man first

PROFESSER HIDGENS!!!

TED???????

“tea taxing son of a bitch”

“YOU ARE STUPID!!!”

“uhhhh... stop it...”

HIDGENS STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE

“no... please... let me die... as Konk...”

TED’S DEAD

HE WANTS MONEY FOR HIS MUSICAL

“BECKY BARNES??? That’s a little Hachetfield lore for you”

HIS ARMS

JEFF IS THE APE-MAN

and now, the superior one, Watcher world!!

BILL!!!!

Frozen refrence

BLINKY

Bill’s so happy awhhh

“Fuck you Blinky”

BLINKY YOU PERVERT

I survived the Eye-drop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

“We gotta gram this”

DROWSYTOWN????

AHOY THERE BOYS AND GIRLS

SNIGGLES

“Don’t you fucking blink”

“Now you know how I felt when sitting through Dear Evan Hansen”

what kinda language is she speaking

GO OFF QUEEN

“with this mallet!” *cheering*

“Angela are you alright”

“No I’m totally slober”

“Shut the hell up Lauren”

“Erin, ERIN!!!”

NON-BINARY??? ZIGS???

Just let Alice be happy :(

Uh-oh, purple iris’s 

MAN IN A HURRY IS BACK

BILL SWEARED

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO N

LET ALICE BE HAPPY

DON’T LET BILL DIE AGAIN

Bill is the best dad

NO NO DON’T KILL BILL

I WANT A BLINKY

“CRYSTAL BALLS???”

Bill’s wasting all his money :(

“FUCKING WACK HER DUDE”

[prof-ramses]

Hachetfield as reddit sleep talking

[stardustspaceway]

A large collection of random (Paul) doodles from over the week-

[stardustspaceway]

My wrist is finally feeling better and I can draw properly again! So here’s some silly doodles before I drop a lot of finished work soon…

[stardustspaceway]

HIHIHI I HEARD YOU DO DRAWING REQUESTS

My life is yours if you draw Pokey and Blinky PLEASE THEY’RE MY FAVORITE LORDS IN BLACK

pokey and blinky with their prophets,,,vessels,,,playthings,,,guys,,,

I got a massive pokey bias but blinky is so fun!!! i know when most ppl draw the lords or ask for the lords, they draw/want them as humans but I love drawing as little creatures. While my Pokey is a millipede/caterpillar bug infestation type thing, my Blinky is based off birds and angels (something about conspiracy theories about birds being spies and biblically angels)

[prof-ramses]

So I was thinking about potential casts to go through an apotheosis scenario and had this idea.

What do you folks make of this?