#Peter Spankoffski

[dextheartist]

Save me from artblock, starkid, save me Stephanie Lauter

[turntechdrainer]

the sillies (ref under cut)

[meontix]

>uh yeah...no question no answer, ok °>°

[venomousray]

Pete definitely calls Ted ‘Theodore’ sometimes just to piss him off

[multi-fandomdisaster]

New headcanon that Peter Spankoffski lives in a perpetual state of being cold even during the summer send post

[jaygarrick256]

Stephanie: my boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis event.

Peter: it’s a special event.

Stephanie: shut up

[leeleezee]

My brain had an idea about why we never see the spankoffski parents in any iteration of hatchetfield. They’ve been taken by Tinky. No fucking clue in what way, but think about it. Tinky is literally just obsessed with the Spankoffski bros. Why wouldn’t he just take all of the Spankoffskis so long as there’s enough to make more?

[davysaysstuff]

NPMD Job Headcanons:

Peter:

- Works at a furniture store and convinced his boss to let him get off early due to him needing to get his homework done

- Drives himself home, neither his mom or Ted can drive him home with their work schedules

- NEVER on his phone, keeps it in his back pocket only for emergencies

- Deals with rude customers on the daily and can’t wait for his last day there to finally be rude back to one of them

- Buddy-buddy with his boss, jokes around a lot with him and gets told stories about his life

- Has to wear ‘unflattering’ and ‘uncomfortable’ brown khaki shorts and a black polo for his uniform(his own words). He keeps his uniform stuffed in his backpack for after school when he has to go to work

Richie:

- Works at one of the many restaurants and usually closes(he works on his homework either in the morning or at study sessions in the library’s)

- Always on his phone when he can be and is yelled at by his boss. His phone almost got confiscated once

- Tries and fails not to let his snark and attitude slip in front of rude customers(or customers with odd orders)

- Records tiktoks occasionally with his coworkers for funnsies

Ruth:

- Works at the same place Richie does and drives him home because he doesn’t have his permit yet

- Slaps Richies phone away when she catches him on it

- Sort of a suck up to her boss because she finds her hot

- Does the closing shift with Richie

- Has her phone turned off during work so it won’t distract her

Steph:

- Doesn’t work, uses her dad money

Max:

- Same deal as Steph

Grace:

- Volunteers at the Church and occasionally gets paid for her work

[the-spaced-out-ace]

you should write about lautski going to college together. what would they major in?

This isn't a drabble but I fully have thought about this a lot! Pete majors in chemistry, naturally, Abstinence Camp implies it's his strongest subject and I can see him totally throwing himself into whatever fancy new research is going on at the university level like the nerd (/aff) he is. Steph was undeclared all throughout freshman and sophomore years but in the second semester of her sophomore year she took a screenwriting class on a whim and enjoyed herself enough to take more film courses. I can see her majoring in communication with some kind of film or media adjacent minor, tbh. I mean, with her reliance on her phone and the demo version of The Summoning specfically mentioning how much she values her TikTok account, I find it fair to assume she has a lot to say about a lot of things and is a strong communicator as it is.

With that out of the way, they're in the same dorm building but on different floors and definitely smuggle each other into their own rooms very often. Sometimes for studying dates and sometimes because one of them (mostly Steph) really wants to stay the night.

Also: based on my own college's first day of school tradition, I will admit this, but picture them on the first day of the fall semester waiting in line to get a stuffed animal version of the school's mascot. It's cheesy and it's dorky and it's fun (and lowkey, they both probably think the plush is cute).

[mischieviem]

Been two years since I've drawn starkid fanart it was about time

[miwkchii]

"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

[daiwild]

One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

[jacketpotatoo]

is this the eternal dark without a dawn?

[chatterghosts]

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓

[shandzii]

this musical took over my brain grraaarghghghh