#Peter Spankoffski
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AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS TED DESIGN SO MUCH
another doodle dump. really love just drawing ted with the most brainless smug expression
#hatchetfield#nmt#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time#abstinence camp#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#boy jerry#paul matthews#hey melissa
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Strange how Pete can unironically call sex “sexy time” and I can still be attracted to him. I will never understand my brain
#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#abstience camp#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#hatchetfield#starkid
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Stephanie Lauter
The video is by @/cute._as._.ducks on tik tok <3
#stephanie lauter#Stephanie laughter#lautski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#nerdy prudes must die#abstinence camp#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid
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Incorrect Quotes! incorrect quotes!!
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Ruth: Where's Steph?
Richie: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Richie, shouting: Pete sucks!
Steph, distantly: Pete is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Richie: Found them.
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Max: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!
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Max: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Pete: …
Max: …I get confused sometimes.
Pete: Me too.
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Pete: I am going to need you to swear-
Steph: Fuck.
Pete:
Pete: ...swear as in promise.
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Richie: Get on my level!
Grace: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
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Max: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Richie: I know, I was surprised too.
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Steph: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Richie: ICARUS?
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Pete: So, Grace is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Steph: Why?
Pete: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Grace, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Steph: It doesn’t have a bone.
Max: Then why is it called a boner?
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Pete: Can you come out?
Richie: Yeah gimme a minute…
Richie: Pete, I’m gay.
Pete: I know that. Come out to the car.
Richie: Okay.
Richie: Car, I’m gay.
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Grace: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Steph:
Grace:
Steph: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Pete: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Ruth: And?
Pete: And you are.
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Grace: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Ruth: Thank god.
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Max: I am so horny and angry all the time.
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Grace: I am so horny and angry all the time.
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Max: So anyways have y'all seen Pete?
Richie: I think they went in Steph's room 'studying'.
Grace: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Steph's room*
Pete and Steph, fighting:
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Grace: I feel like doing something stupid.
Ruth: I’m stupid, do me.
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*At a speed dating event*
Richie: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Grace: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Richie: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Grace: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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Pete: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Steph: Make his dick hard not his life.
Max: Break her bed not her heart.
Ruth: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Richie: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Grace: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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I’ll prolly do some TGWDLM and Black Friday soon, but I gotta sleep now lol
#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#richie lipschitz#richard lipschitz#max jägerman#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#stephanie lauter#grace chasity#lautski#jagertity#michie#halo gear#incorrect quotes
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A really cool Anon commissioned me to draw Pete in a bunnysuit! Steph is more than happy about it!
#tw: suggestive#tw: nsft#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#lautski#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#loveluckart#nsft#nsft art
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I don't know what the Beanies universe is (i am intrigued, tho) but I love this. Richie singing the perfect pokerap (and he totally loves BDG, actually). Ruth singing Guns and Ships without any speech impediment like in NPMD (does she have her headgear out? or is she that dedicated to Hamilton).
I think I want to write a one-shot set in the Beanies universe, or one similar I suppose, where Max goes on a road-trip with the nerds+steph, and he and Steph are very disoriented by their nerd music.
Like, Steph never thought she'd hear her boyfriend rap the Pokemon, made even worse when it led into a song about drugs with poke-puns. Max doesn't understand the language Richie's singing in, but he knows it can't possibly be english. Neither of them can even process how fast Ruth is going at it, but he knows the other two nerds will yell Lafayette in support.
#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming
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peter spankoffski moodboard + spiderman related inspo!!
- self-indulgent ⊹
x x x / x x x / x x x / ❤️
#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#hatchetfield#starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#stimboard#starkid stimboard#spiderman#spiderman stims#teddy’s boards
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pastry themed lautskity moodboard !
requests are open
rq'ed by @legallypawsome!
x x x | x x x | x x x
#zazz hide#lautskity#lautski#holyphone#stephgrace#what are pete and grace. hm#starkid#hatchetfield#grace chasity#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#sk moodboard#hf moodboard#moodboard#oakleys moodboard adventures#briars boards
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Been two years since I've drawn starkid fanart it was about time
#nerdy prudes must die#ruth fleming#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#starkid#hatchetfield#starkid npmd#npmd#npmd fanart
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Let hatchetfield characters be assholes PLEASE
no he isnt
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"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"
-Richie probably
(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)
#Grace thought he was about to pray#my art#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prides must die fanart#npmd fanart#starkid npmd#fanart#grace chasity#ruth fleming#npmd#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid
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One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other
#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#npmd fanart#npmd#daiwild
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little coffee date (or hot chocolate date, take your pick)
#lautski#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#abstinence camp#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchetfield#starkid#the sims 4#ts4#the sims#ts4 screenshots
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is this the eternal dark without a dawn?
#I’m so obsessed with this musical it’s not even funny#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield#stephanie lauter#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#tgwdlm#fanart#jacketpart
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NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓
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These nerdy prudes gotta die
#starkid obsession hello my old friend#starkid#npdm#nerdy prudes must die#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming
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