#Theodore Spankoffski

[zizziey]

FOR MY FRIEND ON TWT he reminds me of my own brother

[ethereal-w0lf]

I’m gonna do a hatchetfelid fans favorite thing, think of the implications.

Spoilers under cut for: Time Bastard, The guy who didn’t like musical, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Black Friday

The colors I used will be when I refer to information from that entry.

We know Ted is the homeless man and The homeless guy dosen’t exist without the events of time bastard. But the homeless man is in every stage production. Dying at the end or start or being mentioned

This tells us Ted is mentally tortured by tinky in EVERY TIMELINE because like I said no torture no homeless guy.

What I think makes it sadder is he tries to talk to his friends or family in it’s implied he tries to talk to Pete and make a connection again but Pete just calls him creepy and weird. He also tries to get help from Paul specifically in the events leading up to La Dee Da Day.

I just want us to reflect on how depressing this is. He gets mentally broken by a god and dropped off at a time with him before being broken so he can only watch and know it will happen to that version of him too. He tries s to rely on his family and friends but can’t because they don’t recognize him so he is totally isolated being forced to watch his life again and have none of the people he cares about help him.

And so little people care he fades into the background. The toy only appeals to people who are isolated and unhappy with their lives. Ted is one of the people most aggressive and first to get aggressive over the wiggly and genuinely that saddest thing. He either dies next to his brother and best friend, he dies and his manipulated corpse torments his best friend or he entirely vanishes not being able to see his brother grow up because of the fact he’s scared of ted.

So yeah Ted is so tragic and tortured because of the sadist goat

[justa-regularuser]

He’ll be fineeee

[lady-loveluck]

The hatchetfield gooncave is an experience I promise.

[roastedpoisonedcoffe]

Spankoffski bros headcannons

Tinkys Blorbos Spankoffski bros headcannons

Pete lives with ted because their parents got tired of parenting a little after ted moved out

Ted got full custody over Pete not wanting to just send him into the system

Ted set up Pete play dates with Richie and Alice since they were the only kids he knew were around Petes age

despite their big age gap they actually are close

Ted brought pete to work once when the babysitter cancelled and couldnt find one that could come before he had to leave for work so he hid pete under his desk

charlotte gave him some candy

Ted was not happy when pete chose that look when he said to pick one and stick with it

Pete was actually shocked to see how worried ted was after the events of NPMD

[jinx-eel]

Spankoffski 1 and 2

[possibly-evil]

my Ted fic is now at 12 pages long :3 might post it eventually

[faefox9s-incorrect-quotes]

[1m-a-b4stard]

-@eggthan-gr33n (but I can't put images on anon so uh Main blog jumpscare)

I fucked your dad

I’m not kidding, Green boy

I fucked a guy named Tony with your last name

[a-snake-makes-moodboards]

Gerald Monroe x Linda Monroe x the Homeless Man from the Hatchetfield universe moodboard with silver, baked goods and coin inspo

requested by: @ppmuncher42069, ty for the rq!!

[divider creds: @animatedglittergraphics-n-more and @sweetmelodygraphics]

(all images were found on Google images, including bg)

song to go with it: 'I Fall In Love Too Easily' by Chet Baker

Reblogs are appreciated, requests are open!!

[yourfaveisanavatar]

ted spankoffski from hatchetfield is marked by the spiral!

[lautityy]

karen and ted as TEENS!!! they r BFFS!!!!!!! and they work at a VIDEO STORE together!!!!!! ( stranger things redraw . )

[cryptidram]

I Got a Dig Ol' Bick!

[lady-loveluck]

Tomorrow

[andykilgore]

oh my god i should make a tedgore playlist SHOULD I MAKE A TEDGORE PLAYLIST

[crisstinah]

I agree

And ted does as well