#bastards box

[caktusjuice-draws]

A thought came to me that Tinky just throws the bastard's box at Ted like a pokeball. Do with this what you will.

Behold the shittiest thing ive ever drawn

Gotta catch em all

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

SPANK-OFF-SKI

[zonatcannibalism]

Starkid fandom what do you think about my fidget cube

[cherrieguroo]

hatchetfield au where everything's the same except the inside of tinky's box is the willy wonka experience

[soggedboytroutanti]

Im thinking about Tinky and the Spankoffskis again. Time Bastard is SO good and like. With Nerdy Prudes must die, Steph DIDNT kill pete, but she almost did. And remember what Tinky said? "A Spankoffski! Im gonna have the whole set in my toybox!" Im thinking about how differently things would have played out for Pete. Pete getting sent into the Bastards Box. Finding Ted in there. What did he think about what Tinky said, in the first place? Finding out his brother is the homeless man. Him and his brother trying to survive (while dead) the horrors of the Bastard's box. Ugh! Its so good! I need a fic au of this.

[pete-spankoffski]

I think im dying again it hurts

[ender-of-the-sender]

Ted Spankoffski's enrichment toy inside the Bastards Box.

[z0mbievomit]

making a ted doll to put in my bastards box!!

[rentumblsstuff]

[apieceoftoastedbread]

i understand tinky so much i too want to take ted spankoffski and throw him in a box and shake it around aggressively. like hes so fucking stupid and hes an asshole. i love him so much i wanna throw him against a wall. basic ass white jerk. TED. not even ted, THEODORE SPANKOFFSKI. i hate him so much/aff

[starkidcats]

Tinky playing with the bastards box, I like to imagine that Ted rattles around in there like a little bell

[venomousray]

I relate to T’noy Karaxis in that I too adore Ted spankoffski and want to carry him around everywhere I go.

[caktusjuice-draws]

WHAT IS THIS ITEM CALLED

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Do you ever get that random urge to make a Hatchetfield ask blog of Ted in the Bastard's Box?

...just me?

Alright-

[swappydear]

Liking my favorite characters isn’t enough i need to put them in the bastards box

[bastards-ask-box]

Ok Tinky, why the fuck are you obsessed with tormenting one horny bastard and his family, I just want some answers

ITS FUNNY HOW MUCH HE RUINED HIS LIFE!!! HIS FAILED TEEN ROMANCE LEADING TO A LIFE OF HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIPS, NEVER GAINING TRUE LOVE??? IT’S TRULY HILARIOUS!!! INCREDIBLE ENTERTAINMENT!!-tinky

[pete-spankoffski]

Goodmorning Hatchetfield. :)