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biggest-hatchetfield-freak · 2 months ago
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Well well well, we have a winner. According to the Tumblr fanbase, the biggest freak in all of Hatchetfield in none other than the myth, the legend, the girl who chops men's fingers off and forces them to pretend to be dogs, Melissa no-last-name.
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intern2 · 3 months ago
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sooo i havent posted art in forever but turns out ive drawn the hatchetfield characters over 300 times in the past month so im about to promptly post all of that. starting with the show that started it all ITS THE GUY WHOOOO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS NANANANANANANANNANA NANNANANA WOO
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owchie-wowchie · 4 months ago
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Paul: *exists* Emma, Melissa, Pokey, Bill, Ted, Wilbur, probably like half the town: *sighs sadly*... smash
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shipsonmymind · 1 year ago
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“Hey Melissa” | Nightmare Time | StarKid
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mmiawinters · 3 months ago
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more of these
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kmesons · 4 months ago
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@femslashfortnight day 14: parallel (melissa/woman)
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greeneldritchfurby · 6 months ago
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yknow what... Here's a list of Hatchetfield Rarepairs that I think are neat!
Some l've thought up, some may already exist.. Either way I think about them constantly, and I need to share my brainrot.
23oz Chai - Paul 23 / Ted Spankoffski
- workplace crush but, plot twist, one of them is a clone
- Ted confesses, and Paul 23, even though he's unsure if the real Paul would go along with it, accepts anyway.
- everyone in the office reacts to it in shock, and they are convinced it is an elaborate prank. (Its not)
Cat Sweater - Charlotte / Melissa (Charlissa)
- Melissa supports Charlotte through her rocky marriage. Sapphic feelings ensue!
- They bond over their love of cats!
- Crazy cat lady and her sopping wet cat gf!
Dirty Boy - Mark Chasity / Boy Jerry
- Two repressed religious men grappling with internalized homophobia!
- A lot of gay denial and religious guilt in this one!
- Also, Jerry's nature rubs off on Mark a little. Maybe they go a little off the walls together!
Donnapiro - Donna Daggit/ Detective Shapiro
- They start out disliking each other, Shapiro not liking how Hatchetfield News reports crime and Donna despising Shapiro for getting in the way of their journalism
- Slowly, their competition becomes incredibly homoerotic.
- Enemies to lovers, reporter x detective yuri. Solving crimes and being sapphic!
Fast But Pricey - Barry Swift / Frank Pricely (Priceswift)
- I have little justification for this one but.. ldk, I think they would be fun together.
- Frank is just really lonely, let him have a gay lover.
- Their relationships moves fast. (Barry is in a hurry! And Frank is so alone he doesn't mind.)
Latte Bottay - Zoey Chambers / Emmdroid (Zoemdroid)
- They bond over a dislike of the real Emma!
- Zoey is surprisingly chill with the robot thing.
- This also works pretty well with 23ozChai. Paul 23 gets his work crush, Emmdroid gets her work crush, its a win win! bonus wlw mlm solidarity!
Nibblinda - Nibbly / Linda
- Linda treats Nibbly to fine meats and sweets. In return, Nibbly eats her dad and protects her. Overall, a pretty sweet deal!
- Perhaps, they get a little blood on their hands.
- Linda chews people out (figuratively), and Nibbly bites them (literally)
Plastic Cars - Gerald Monroe / Tom Houston
- Hear me out.. Divorced dads realize they are gay... for each other.
- Tim gets a new dad, instead of a new mom.
- Again, I must stress.. middle aged men in love!
Sheiloway - Sheila Young / Miss Holloway
- This is ooc as fuck but the enemies to lovers calls to me.
- They both get someone to confide to about the struggles of lord shenanigans and near immortality
- wlw witches!
Showstoppers - Henry Hidgens / Pokey
- Theater nerds who will murder at the drop of a hat.
- I mean, Pokey did include Show Stopping Number in Inevitable, so that's a little gay.
- They are both just.. really gay tbh.
Spoiled Cat - Linda Monroe / Charlotte Sweetly (Charlinda)
- I think pairing a mean rich lady with a sweet, but this close to losing it, lady is very fun.
- Tbh, I just think the day Charlotte dates a woman is the day her entire world changes.
- Also, I think Charlotte should be allowed to be a little mean for once. Linda would help her be more assertive.
Tentacle Bastard - Wiggly / Ted Spankoffski
- Wiggly steals his brother's toy, and gets more than he bargained for!
- Wiggly tries to scare Ted with his big scary octopus form. It does not have the intended effect!
- Wiggly keeps trying to terrify Ted, but jokes on him Ted is into that, and that flusters him. However, Ted's unabashed bastard confidence has an unexpected side effect: Wiggly catches feelings
Webworship - Webby / Karen Chasity
- Karen finds a new god(dess) to "worship"!
- Unsatisfied wife summons a goddess for some company, and the goddess doesn't mind!
- A little bit of religious guilt in this one, as Karen goes against her beliefs by beginning to "worship" a new god, but its still mostly wholesome!
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ione-doe · 22 days ago
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ione-doe halloween countdown day 16 — melissa
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ghostface-knight · 10 months ago
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cloth-moths · 7 months ago
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Rip melissa you would have loved booping
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fencecollapsed · 5 months ago
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biggest-hatchetfield-freak · 2 months ago
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henriediosa · 1 year ago
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Why doesn't he want to sing?
A series of ID pic portraits of an imaginary Filipino cast to go with my Tagalog translation of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals!
A version with the blue shit under the cut (cn: blood), along with some Palatawan lore
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From left to right, top to bottom:
Ken Davidson - third culture kid with expat parents running a ""call center"" on the sleepy little island of Palatawan
Lottie Magayon - nervous sweetheart who takes way too many smoke breaks. iglesia ni cristo. Magayon means beautiful in bikol, and is also the name of an active volcano.
Ted Jakolino - department head, but nobody calls him Sir Ted out of the office. ccf. Jakolino is making the same pun as spankoffski
Elmo Mangubat - best friend and struggling dad. mangubat = go to the forest = wood-ward
Melissa - nobody knows her last name, she's just Miss Melissa. likes cats
Emma Perez - disinherited rich kid doing a TESDA agriculture course while working at Beanie's, hates being called Ate (big sister) Emma so of course Zhoey calls her that all the time. her full name is Ma. Emmanuella de los Reyes Perez.
Enrique Ermita - kooky reclusive biology professor who is inexplicably also a heroic tenor. his students call him Prof Kiko.
Pablo Mateo - two first names. default man, palatawan born and bred. has never left and never wants to
Random fun things about Palatawan that I just want to share
The Witchwood is called Pinagputulan (the place of the cut-off things)
CCRP is one of those shady call centers that take up way more space than they're supposed to.
The Latte Hotte is the Beanie-bini (binibini)
ID: (1) a 3x3 collage of eight digital portraits that look like monochrome ID pictures: sir ken, miss lottie, sir ted, elmo, melissa, emma, prof kiko, and pablo. in the centre are the words "bakit ayaw niya kumanta?"
(2) the same collage, but all of the portraits have dark grey backgrounds except pablo, who has a cyan background. all of the characters except emma and pablo have cyan eyes and various degrees of blue gore on their faces, and all of the other characters are looking at pablo. ID ends.
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cherrieguroo · 9 months ago
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bunch of melissa images wueueuehee
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mmiawinters · 4 months ago
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beloved fan-favorite nightmare time episode!!
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uncensored ver + closeups under the cut (cw for a teeeeeny tiny bit of blood)
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paranormaltheatrekid · 5 months ago
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