#woman hatchetfield

[kmesons]

@femslashfortnight day 14: parallel (melissa/woman)

[wigglyscardigan]

list of crackships the pit stop stream has offered us:

roman x woman

ruth x hidgens (one-sided)

charlotte x gerald

sam x linda

a possible foursome(?)

brenda x tucker (canon)

to be continued

[soupdwelling]

woman canonically helps melissa kidnap people and turn them into her dogs. incredible. they should be girlfriends

[kairithemang0]

New otp is Melissa/Woman

Meliman? Wolissa?

Whatever it is a ship it

[annahanover]

melissa... why are you staying with woman... melissa... is there anything you'd like to share?

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

[froginabogg]

[blinkycravesviolence]

when the fuck is divine hammer coming out

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 171 - @polyamships' polyartober day twenty-nine; marks

[duckybella]

I would die for woman

[foxglove-woods]

her <3

[unusual-ly]

I am Thinking About The Implications regarding Ted’s love interests

With Jenny, they were best friends, there was genuine affection and mutual feelings for each other but neither of them acted on it because they both assumed they didn’t have a chance, and then it was too late

With Charlotte, Ted was in love with her but she didn’t reciprocate, he was just one of the men she was having an affair with behind her husband’s back. He never lets himself be too vulnerable and open with her about his feelings, resorting to either yelling at her or just deflecting whenever she starts to talk about Sam. He’ll just take whatever he can get with her

With Lucy, he can actually express his feelings and be affectionate, but only because he’s playing the role of Konk. He has something to hide behind instead of being truly vulnerable. Even when he’s only talking to Hidgens, at least later in the episode, he stays in character, he falls into Konk’s speech patterns because he’d rather be him, in part because Lucy likes Konk. He even asks that she let him die as Konk just so he can feel loved by her

And then, before he’s approached by Sheila, we learn he does actually want to someday start a family, get married and have kids

After the misunderstanding with Jenny, Ted no longer feels he can be open and vulnerable about his feelings, puts up this front of only being interested in sex when he really does want a relationship beyond that, and only feels safe expressing himself truthfully to others when he’s someone else

Ted please for the love of god learn how to express your feelings in a healthy way I am begging you

[soupdwelling]

Wow……. I needed that

[kairithemang0]

I'M JUST SAYING I TOTALLY SHIP MELISSA AND WOMAN

But also Shapiro and Bailey should win here

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

honestly i think one of my favorite things about ziggs as a character is that, when you meet them, they kind of seem like they're gonna just be this chill stoner trope, which to an extent they are (cool, artsy hippie who makes jokes about tig ol' bitties), but also...,,,.,,,,., they're such a whiner

like in perky's buds they have a lot to very genuinely complain about, that whole situation sucks and no one could fault them for voicing that they're upset,,,.,. but...,,., thats not what they're doing nessecarily

they're whining

they're pouting, they're going '🥺🥺 emmmmaaaaa the nighthawks made me shit in front of them and puked in my mouuuuttthhh 🥺🥺' with the exact same intonation and distress as they're going '🥺🥺 but thats my greatful dead shirttttt🥺🥺' and '🥺🥺 i dont wanna go get my boss the farmhouse is so farrrrrrrr🥺🥺'

like hatchetfield has a lot of complainers/bitchers (emma herself is a master bitcher) but ziggs is an objectively whiny character and it's a heat im obsessed with and the whiner representation we need

[terrimavr]

Miss Holloway is so cool I wonder if she likes women