#chai coffee

[cubezart]

hello starkid fandom . are these anything

[eldritch-ace]

Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖

[pinazee]

Yes, i can separate actor from character, but its still funny to me that Ted (joey) says, “today has taught me whats most important in life, and its the people you care about,” and pushes emma (lauren, his wife) aside to clasp paul (jon).

Also, for you chaicoffee shippers, on the off chance you haven’t seen this yet.

[snailcubezz]

i offer textpost funnies. i will reblog with more later (sorry its mostly ted LOL)

[justarandombrit]

Going insane about the parallels between Grace thinking Steph is her best friend and Ted thinking Paul is his best friend.

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Duke x Holloway: You love Angst but don't need all the toxicity. You also probably had a crush you never told how you felt about them.

Wiggly X Wilbur: You're a monster fucker You think Wiggly's hot. As you should. You love the idea of Tentacle sex with feelings

Wiggly X John: You're a monster fucker You're a fan of tentacle sex without feelings.

Bill x Blinky: You're a monster fucker. And You want to put Bill into a jar and shake him.

Updated

Let me know if I missed anything!

[owchie-wowchie]

Paul: *exists* Emma, Melissa, Pokey, Bill, Ted, Wilbur, probably like half the town: *sighs sadly*... smash

[terrimavr]

Guys dare I say parallels

[unvexes]

needed to sketch this moment in the digital ticket that i’ve thought a lot about recently.

[biologyologyy]

can they not

[cubezart]

Plssss Paul x Ted PLSSS

but of course

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Paul finally got Ted that chai iced tea. <3

click for quality!

drawing request for @midnight-shipping

[toringo]

Last one for tonight, @aldosesweets requested this for ChaiCoffee... I love them a lot

[imasillygooose]

Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson

(it's not really a Jon centric picture today but I love this image too much to not include it at some point lmao)

HELPPP I'm slowly becoming a chai coffee shipper (Paulkins forever tho) 😭😭

[pinazee]

Heres a poll cause why not

*edit* ignore the title, im clearly not well versed on fandom words lol i simply meant —>

Favorite hatchetfield not canon ship

I didnt include ted/ tinky or paul/pokey just cause it seems one sided?? Idk whats going on there tbh

Nor did i include pete/richie because i already included michie and flipschitz and of the three it looked like that was the least popular

Also i think wilbur/mcnamara are technically sort of implied canon? So thats why its not listed either

Gary/linda wasn’t included because ive only ever seen ppl talk about it as a “gary is the father of one of her kids” theory and not really as a romance (though the speed with which he was ready to worship her should not be overlooked 😏)

Theres a lot of random pairing ya’ll i tried.

[justarandombrit]

Best ship dynamic ever is actually "Sort of almost friends but not quite to lovers"