#paul x ted

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Paul finally got Ted that chai iced tea. <3

click for quality!

drawing request for @midnight-shipping

[terrimavr]

Guys dare I say parallels

[soggedboytroutanti]

So we’ve seen what Infected!Sam did…

His whole song with Charlotte. But imagine how differently things could have gone if infected!Ted had done something like that for Paul. Paul gets to the meteor or whatever and Ted ends up taking on the lead singer role to serenade Paul (evilly). Maybe they were exes, maybe they liked each other from afar, maybe they were dating (this is an au, obviously). Paul being distressed over Ted being dead (hes just finding out). Ted still doing the little hand under the chin thing. Paul wanting to listen to him, but the whole thing is so creepy and the *implications*… Theres a group of them singing in the background creepily and he hates people singing anyways but he feels so bad about Ted and then the spores… Pauls trying to decide if he should run or blow them up but what Teds saying is so enticing. Maybe he ends up singing along with Ted. Maybe he still does the fake out grenade, maybe he is completely infected before he can. All I know is I wanna see evil infected loverboy!Ted serenade Paul

[thatbaldartist]

Now for his headlining entrance

Time to swoon at his leading man essence

His name is in the title

He’s destined to go viral Here he is, his name is Paul

Enter now!

Yeah, so I've been hyperfixating on the Hatchetfield saga by Starkid Productions. Ted Spankoffski has taken over my brain. I want him and Paul to kiss so badly. Anyways, this is based on a screencap from the digital tickets (go check out the original sketch that gave me this idea!) Prepare for more Hatchetverse drawings, cause I have a lot of ideas.

[nerdy-prudes-must-cry]

I can't stop thinking about the digital ticket chin tilt, the bisexuality of it all has consumed me

[sky-neverending]

Come here often?

last drabble of the night! some chaifcoffee

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"So, uh," Ted walked over to Paul, drink in his hand, "come here often?"

Looking around at the dimly lit bar, Paul shook his head no slowly. "Ted, this is a work party with shitty alcohol." He raised an eyebrow. "You think I'd be here if I wanted to?"

Ted sighed. "A man tries to flirt and look where it gets him," he grumbled, shoving one hand into his pocket and using the other to down his drink completely. Paul stared at him, processing the statement.

"That was flirting?" he asked slowly. A smile crept onto his face. "Flirt away."

[danieleatingbeans]

Song - Gnaw by Alex G

[toringo]

Themb

[danieleatingbeans]

P-PAUL MATTHEWS, PAULLLL

(I AM NOT NORMAL)

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

[kirchefuchs]

(Paul voice) Hey Ted, what ya got there?

I had to at least try to draw Black Book accurate Tinky, so here's that. I really like how he turned out honestly. He's very silly ♡

[xxbimboboyxx]

I feel like they could be a good ship altogether

EDIT: FUCK I MESSED UP TEDS TIE 😭😭😭

[theonlymadmanonmars]

What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Duke x Holloway: You love Angst but don't need all the toxicity. You also probably had a crush you never told how you felt about them.

Wiggly X Wilbur: You're a monster fucker You think Wiggly's hot. As you should. You love the idea of Tentacle sex with feelings

Wiggly X John: You're a monster fucker You're a fan of tentacle sex without feelings.

Bill x Blinky: You're a monster fucker. And You want to put Bill into a jar and shake him.

Updated

Let me know if I missed anything!

[terrimavr]

Do you guys ever think about how when Ted's mind was shattered and many years had passed, he forgot everything including his brother but he didn't forget Paul and still cared about him?

[soggedboytroutanti]

When it comes to Chai coffee, all I’ll say is if you look at Jenny, its not an unlikely idea that he could have feelings for someone he himself labeled as his best friend

[caktusjuice-draws]

OUR BRAINS ARE THINKING THE SAME!

I am thinking a lot about Pauls relationships for the PaulKotho fic.

And with Ted I decided that he and Paul hook up occasionally. Paul being bi and autistic, he reasons that Ted is simply a horny bastard, and Paul appreciates how straight forward that is. He never even suspects that it is something else other than a mutually beneficial occurrence. Ted on the other hand, while not exactly in love with Paul, is extremely in love with the idea of Paul. The thought of not being alone is temptation. But he is too much of a self-loathing bastard to ever open up about it.

i think ted and paul hooked up once and ted read a lot more into it than paul did

[freshlypizza]

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals if it were a British Comedy

Paul Matthews = Jack Whitehall

Emma Perkins = Diane Morgan

Ted Spankoffski = Mike Wozniak

Bill Woodward = Paterson Joseph

Charlotte Sweetly = Olivia Colman

Alice Woodward = Charlotte Ritchie

Henry Hidgens = Peter Capaldi

Sam Sweetly = Simon Pegg

Only did the main-ish cast, as if I did the extra characters I would be here for a while

This is (technically) a continuation of the Six Idiots as the LiB and i plan to do all the Hatchetfield shows so if you have any suggestions please let me know and I will credit you :)