#tinkoffski

[nocakesformissedith]

Paul Matthews

Almost everyone in TGWDLM wants him (autism rizz)

Only wants Emma

Willing to “date” Melissa if he can be a cat boy

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

Ted Spankoffski

Wanted by almost nobody

Hits on pretty much everyone but Emma

Willing to be a dog boy if he can “date” Melissa

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

[kirchefuchs]

(Paul voice) Hey Ted, what ya got there?

I had to at least try to draw Black Book accurate Tinky, so here's that. I really like how he turned out honestly. He's very silly ♡

[toringo]

"FROM THE BLACK BOOK?!"

[itsdefinitely]

Hello!

If your still taking requests would you be able to draw the crackship beetseen Tinky x Ted?

(it’s in a silly goofy way I swear)

Anyway yeah. Love your art and have a good day!

(PS: you draw a lot be make sure to look after yourself this-is hypocritical coming from me but it’s whatever’s)

romcom when

[tabooiart]

ive been looking for an excuse to draw this pose for agesss now

[blankensnappeas]

Something something... Tinkoffski WW date You think they get free admission since Tinky's brother owns the place?

Bonus;

[ororthor-25]

Combining my two current hyper fixations; A tormented sibling and Eldritch horror toxic yaoi. Do you all see my vision?

[crossnamara]

me when theres an asshole guy named ted being tormented by some horrible thing. and then people make them kiss

[zizzenetes]

shitposting on howI headcanon Ted realised he was actually bi and how that universes homless guy got into the box because he spoiled Ted

Tinky, Ted and Homlessguy belong to Team Starkid on youtube

[amazingmsme]

So just imagine Ted meeting the rest of the Lords in Black. That man has no idea what the hell is going on, where the hell he is, or who the hell they are. But he doesn’t appreciate it & really isn’t all that impressed so I think he’d resort to being very snarky & defensive. Like they introduce themselves as the lords in black & legit do the whole song & dance. He just stands there swaying along & waits for them to finish & then goes “for the “lords in black” you sure are a bunch of rainbow lookin’ motherfuckers” complete with air quotes & everything

Chaos ensues when Tinky tries to keep his brothers from killing his new kidnapped boyfriend while Ted just keeps pissing them off on purpose

Shit like making fun of their full names in a teasey asshole way, which leads to informal introductions with their nicknames. & y’all he straight up bullies Wiggly & calls his ass out. Like “Wiggly? No relation to tickle me wiggly I suppose” & laughs at his own joke & Wiggly is quietly seething & goes “actually, yes” & Ted, lovable bastard that he is, doubles over in laughter like “oh my god, really? Fuckin’ A! So what, I just tickle your tummy and we’re friends or some shit?”

& Wiggly snatches his wrist & is like “don’t you even think about trying that again” & yeah it’s a little scary, but he’s pretty sure Tinky will protect him. So he just smirks & rolls his eyes like “ok riddle me this wise guy: why make a tickle doll of yourself if you don’t wanna get tickled?” & does that fucking shrug from tgwdlm (where he’s like I say we go & beg for the king’s help around 4:40 in the video) but he basically renders him speechless as he’s getting ready to lash out & make Ted eat those words. But Blinky’s like “we’ve all been thinking it, haven’t we?”

Ted is just enjoying the show as Wiggly’s all pissy & defensive like “I’ve told you it wasn’t even my idea!” But the rest of the lib are like “yeah suuuure” because they never pass up an opportunity to tease the shit out of him. & Ted just keeps stirring the pot & Wiggly decides to wreck him since he thinks this is all just so funny

[theatre-mushroom]

Okay but the amount of similarities between Tinky & Ted, Bill & Ford, and Stanley & The Narrator...

[rottingspiders]

TINKY!

[kirchefuchs]

Goat brotherrrrrssssss

Peter judging his big bro for his relationship with a Lord In Black amuses me, so yeah.

(Bonus goat Ted)

[toringo]

them hehe

For @the-bastards-box

I just had to make it immediately

[ryvdraws]

oh my god a wip what !!!!! what!!!!!!

i just. god i want to study them both under a microscope is that so much to ask

tumblr ate quality as per usual, click for better viewing etc etc you know the drill

[tabooiart]

i am normal about the interdimensional goat man and his blorbo.