#hatchetverse Bill

[prof-ramses]

Some ramblings about the Nightmare Time season 3 episode titles

Bottle Imps:

This isn't really a prediction, but if Charlotte isn't in this episode, I will find the Langs and rip their kidneys out with my bare hands.

The imps themselves will be CCRP's attempt at lab grown sniggles or even LiBs.

Frankenruth:

Richie will also be experimented on, he either won't survive and/or will become a part of Ruth in the process

Even if nothing in the episode even remotely suggests it, it will become common fanon that Lazlo and Hidgens are related.

Becky Barnes Climbed A Tree:

Witchwood shit, baby!

Someone (probably Tom) is either crushed by a log or ends up hanged from a tree.

We might see the Metzgers again.

Devil's Night:

Dare I say the devil in question is Tinky in disguise? I mean, he's the closest thing we've seen to a classical demon. Not to mention the whole "mischief" angle.

I honestly don't know whether it would be better for Grace to fuck shit up again, just get by unscathed or actually get killed off in at least one timeline.

I have the uneasy feeling that a side character introduced in this episode will be very popular.

Miss Holloween:

I honestly, don't even know. This shit's gonna be wild.

I'm fairly confident the "for real this time" part in the synopsis will prove to be either an outright lie, or some form of double meaning.

Orb Weaver:

There will be big conflict between the Foster sisters.

MacNamara isn't fully himself, the sisters will be able to trust even less than they think

We might get another gathering of the Lords, this time, all directly addressing Hannah.

[rysttle]

i havent drawn em before yet so im still figuring out how to but i saw this post from @strivia (hope it's ok to tag) and wanted to do a thing xD

Bonus paerhaps

[mind-lost-in-the-stars]

I just make memes now, it’s what I do

[cowardlykrow]

I would die for Corey Dorris… Anyway here’s Bill

[idontlikemusicals]

those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[4thefreaks]

awh two chaos demon overlords bonding 💕 what mayhem will they get up to? destroying timelines? targeting 12 year olds???

[undeadenn]

Middle aged men and their yellow, incorporeal besties/boyfriends/tormentors

[jimjamjomjum]

At least she’s nice to me at church!

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Has this been done before? Eh who cares I DID A FANART EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

This took me. So fucking long. I had such a hard time with Paul's arm in the second panel and then, after I got it to a place I actually liked, I ended up just copy pasting his pose in the first sjvnvkekfmekfnkd

Also please don't look too hard at the background I did my best but GOD I suck at backgrounds-

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchetfield Textposts (part Three!) [Part One!] [Part Two!]

[TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1] [NPMD incorrect quotes part 1]

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield events that seem to be constants across every universe

(i've definitely missed some or added some that aren't quite true but whatever. here's what i've got)

spoilers for the entire hatchetfield series including workin' boys

paul and emma will always find each other

lex and ethan will always get split up

ted and jenny will never get to be together

duke will always forget miss holloway

sam will always cheat on charlotte with zoey

jane will always die in a car crash, which will always cause emma (or at least some version of emma) to return to hatchetfield

grace will always defeat the bad guy, and then become the bad guy herself

becky barnes will always climb a tree

there will always be a homeless man in hatchetfield who seems to know something and looks a bit like ted

wilbur cross will always go through the portal to the black and white and come out as wiley

bill and his wife will always get divorced

mr davidson will never get choked by his wife while he jerks off

henry hidgens and his six boyfriends will always get struck by lightning, and henry will always be the only survivor

following on from this, henry will always write workin' boys: a new musical

barry swift will always be in a hurry

let me in know in the comments or reblogs if you have anything else

[caktusjuice-draws]

PAUL IN A JAR AU

all the enclosures

[hipsternumbertwo]

Hatchetfield Characters Google Search - Paul Matthews [insp]

[lovelautski]

alright then, let's see it, huh? KICK MY HEAD! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you!

[timoothy]

only guy in the whole entire world