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a-meh · 1 month ago

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#christmas #meme #ha bitch #humor #funny #memes

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chaeyablood · 2 years ago

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OH GUYS GUESS WHAT

THIS GUY WAS JUST CHILLIN AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND SHE WANTED ME TO TAKE HIM. YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHO I NAMED HIM AFTER

#cats #kaeya #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya alberich #he has one eye and half a tail and he was even missing the right eye so like obviously as soon as i saw him i was smitten #also id like to say this drawing took me like 5 mins but it absolutely took more like an hour. just for the hair #my art #my post #miz's thoughts #caps tw #i am just so excited #digital art #my dad said no so i got my gf to watch him for me until im able to move back in with her again #ha bitch #cant control me

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purpleminte · 11 months ago

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God sending his silliest soldier:

#random #good gif #espurr #I just love the walk so much #it just screams ‘step aside bitches this ass is mine’#this kitty has murder in their eyes #powerful

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jugganautism · 6 months ago

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someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #bill cipher #stanford pines #grunkle ford #ford pines #boy that bitch sure has lotta names #billford #bill x ford #artist #art #artists on tumblr #fanart

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thepileofclothesonyourdesk · 2 months ago

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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

#fuck ai #i hate ai #anti ai #google docs has an ai feature now and i want to scream #dont touch my writing bitch #i need to bite AI and give it rabies so it becomes afraid of water and dies horribly

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zillychu · 4 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 4 months ago

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verflares · 9 months ago

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just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

#pssst also. you should click/zoom on this. for better quality and to see all my silly little details :] hooty hoo #this is my totkversary thing im just too impatient to wait till the 12th LOL. big shoutout to this game tht has ruined my life. and zelink.#zelink #light dragon #link #zelda #loz #totk #princess zelda #totk spoilers #link totk #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #loz fanart #i had soooo much fun drawing this i really did. i think this is a good capstone piece for how much ive improved so far this year #i still have a long ways to go ofc but. i am pleased ^_^ nd i am glad i can use zink like experiments to do so hehe #anyway. YURI FOREVERRRRR BITCH #my art

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thethoriumreactor · 1 year ago

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Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

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qvert · 26 days ago

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I just really need her to know

#I love that they get the opportunity to heal now #and I really think this is smth cait wishes she could do #telling baby vi that one day she’s going to be loved unconditionally #and protected #and ENOUGH #or in the words of venomwrites:#‚i know this seems bad but one day you're gonna bag the baddest bitch who has her own prison‘#MINE #arcane #vi arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitvi #piltover's finest #the fucking pain I inflicted myself drawing little vi in her prison outfit #and you!#fuck you in particular #ypu know who you are and what you did

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myiliterallyhavenolifegoals · 9 months ago

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the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

#dead boy detectives #dbda #edwin payne #crystal palace #charles rowland #edwin x charles #Yes the repressed twink has done hard drugs he has the range darling #edwin: everybody's done cocaine bitch let's get you some fruit #dead boy detective agency

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year ago

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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jedi-starbird · 7 months ago

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Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

#Anakin once Byla starts dating: oh thank Force Aayla you're the only bitch in this temple I can trust here have a friendship bracelet #Anakin has accepted that everyone wants his Master carnally but why must they involve HIM in the process???#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #jedi order #star wars

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nylwnder · 1 year ago

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a poweplay?? I KNOW THATS RIGHT

#HA BITCH #leafs lb

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itsybitsybatsyspider · 9 months ago

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how do you explain autism and neurodivergency to a Viking from 1500 years ago?

#And just before this #Hiccup was explaining how wool is the worst texture and that he'd rather die than wear wool.#this bitch can fit so much autism #Jack has ADHD so that's how he was able to spot it #took one look at Hiccup and was like “That guy is NOT neurotypical”#rotg #rotbtd #jack frost #hiccup haddock #hijack #httyd

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bunnyboy-juice · 1 month ago

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you guys know butch =/= taking T right? you guys know dyke masculinity is not correlated to being transmasc right? you guys know that even your silly jokes where you flatten butchness to taking T/being transmasc is extremely transmisogynistic right?

#ok to rb #rolling my fucking eyes that every 3 weeks at LEAST someone has to fucking say something like this #cause it's all “oh we love transfem dykes we love transfem butches” but then some fucking bitch comes out of the woodwork going #“haha butch is when on T” and all the TME dykes clap incessantly and hoot and holler while Actively showing that they are not safe for #any trans woman who is not Hyper Feminine 🙃#a d no im not gonna be nice about this. you guys know better. do better. seriously. why is the joke funny?? think for 2 seconds??#and im feeling really bitchy about it as someone who loves transfem butches so much that it hurts and i dont understand how you guys can sit #here flaming over the most Obvious Expressions of transmisogyny while REFUSING to unpack the fact that YOU ARE PERPETUATING THE SAME #TRANSMISOGYNISTIC RHETORIC IN YOUR “NOT THAT SERIOUS” “”“JOKES”“”#and the fact that a bunch of ppl who engage in this shit will inevitably interact with this post and lat themselves #and not even fucking examine ur behaviors. if u arent a trans woman reading this frankly you NEED to examine ur behaviors. idfc how many #trans girls youve fucked or dated or sexted or are friends with. put ur personal stats and ego to the side and DO BETTER #celebrity bun

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