#Anakin has accepted that everyone wants his Master carnally but why must they involve HIM in the process??? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jedi-starbird · 6 months ago

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Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

#Anakin once Byla starts dating: oh thank Force Aayla you're the only bitch in this temple I can trust here have a friendship bracelet #Anakin has accepted that everyone wants his Master carnally but why must they involve HIM in the process???#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #jedi order #star wars

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