#h: 'but they deserve it!' a: 'no'

[eff-plays]

Astarion: Should I kill 7000 people to become evil as fuck and lose my ability to feel any joy and love, basically my soul?

Hiraeth: No that would be bad.

Astarion: Yeah you're probably right.

*post game*

Hiraeth: Should I kill my immediate and extended family to become a warlock of Mephistopheles? It's only like a few hundred people and will also cost me my soul.

Astarion:

[ceaseless-rambler]

Being bullied on tumblr dot com (people keep reblogging my awful posts)

[octo-blobs]

i drew more of them. mold spores multiplying in my procreate files

[allaboardtheussharringrove]

Ahh the H&M shoot, my roman empire:

So these pics are all about the ✨POSE✨

And then, I came across this gem, and it just looks like a more genuine Billy…

[iamnmbr3]

you know what will never not be funny to me? the contrast of this:

vs this:

Harry's really out there in canon remembering literally every detail of every encounter with Draco he's ever had while forgetting the time Ginny got posessed and nearly murdered by a Horcrux. I know from a Doylist perspective there's plot reasons for this but in universe it is SO funny. Harry's brain is literally on 24/7 drarry lockdown. Ginny I am so sorry but it is a lost cause.

You know this bit of book 6? (Which by the way is Harry and Ginny's first major interaction after he realizes he's lusting after her):

How many convos like that did they have before Ginny realized what was up?

[dae-at-night]

absolutely obsessed with the way u can see his slutty lil underwear through the holes in the sides of his pants

booba version under the cut 🫒🫒

couldn’t resist drawing his tits smh so u get nakey ver too

[andy-clutterbuck]

Black T-Shirt + Sling | requested by Anonymous

[strangerhands]

i actually have no words. real tears streaming from my eyes right now

hes just so so so so so so so so so so so so so pretty. unbelievably so.

[heartstopperthoughts]

Charlie Spring is so strong

[fogdraws]

John H. Watson has come back to invade all my school notebooks - if he lives in my head rent free, why shouldn't he live on my paper?

I still don't understand how mustaches work?? Though it isn't Watson without them so ig I'll need to get by anyways.. I'll live

[triglycercule]

rereading horrortale in excitement that it's being updated again and i am reminded that horror is actually quite silly!!

"cheh heh heh heh~" STOP BEING CUTE YOU DERANGED MANIAC!!!! anyways rereading the comic and refreshing my memory actually showed me that horror sans and pap actually do have a banterly brotherly relationship. idk maybe i forgot about that and only remembered the CORE scene

i can't wait for more horror in book 2. he needs more screentime. how about we just make all of book 2 horror sans. jk. anyways all art by sour apple studios

[lepusrufus]

In case you're wondering what I've been up to

Dragons

The answer is dragons

[animentality]

one of my fav crack au ideas is "villains suddenly have to watch a baby" so i had a ooc completely unserious thought: one day durge shows up with a child they in no way could have participated in making (like dragonborn durge with a dwarf or drow baby) and tell gortash "hey this is my baby, can u watch it for a little while i gotta go deal with some nonsense in the temple"

and gortash is completely blindsided he's like "this is your baby???" looks at it sleeping in his arms for a minute and is like "... this is OUR baby."

durge comes back and gortash is carrying the baby in one of those wraps on his chest and drinking from a mug that says #1 stepdad and suddenly doesn't have the heart to tell him they were gonna eat the baby

Anon.

Anon.

You just.

You just fucking

Hit me with a shotgun with that final sentence.

Congratulations on being funnier than I could ever be.

Holy shit.

I'm actually - I'm retiring, I'll never top that.

This is the funniest durgetash shit I've ever seen in my life, and I will never ever beat it.

[iamnmbr3]

I keep thinking about the fact that hinny is kind of the opposite of drarry in the sense that Harry really shouldn't know that much about Draco but he does, while he should know a lot about Ginny but he doesn't.

Harry and Draco aren't friends and aren't even in the same House but Harry is so attuned to him that he remembers items Draco looked at in a shop more than 4 years previously, knows every detail of his appearance down to the exact shade of his eyes and skin, and can recognize him instantly just by the sound of his footsteps or a glimpse of him from far away. He also knows a lot about Draco's interests and beliefs and can usually tell his exact mood just by a look at his face.

Conversely, Harry and Ginny are in the same House and Harry has also spent every summer since second year living with her, plus holidays during 5th and 6th year. They also start dating in the end of sixth year. Despite this fact Harry has never even been in her room till 7th year and when he goes in, he shows no sign of recognition at the posters he sees there. You'd think, for example, that he would already know that she likes the Harpies and the Weird Sisters and thus think about how of course she has that in her room, or something. Who are her friends? Who knows? Certainly not Harry! What kind of wand does she have? Harry doesn't know. (Even though he does know both of these things about Draco). What does she want to do after graduating? How did she handle the trauma of what happened with Riddle in book 2? Does she have any insights from that that could be helpful? No idea. Harry's doesn't care and isn't interested in finding out.

Honestly, when he thinks of her it's mostly about her physical features. And even then, her eye color only gets mentioned once - in book 7, and we still don't get the specific shade. I'll buy that he feels lust for her. But love? Honestly I find myself once again thinking about the parallels between hinny and ron/lavender.

Consider:

Versus:

Kinda sounds like both the relationships being described are light on the talking side of things...

Also guess what the first thing Harry does after kissing Ginny, the alleged love of his life is? If you guessed "looks lovingly into her eyes" or "says something to her" you'd be wrong. Here's what goes down:

That's right guys, gals and nonbinary pals. He looks right over the top of Ginny's head (and isn't that a metaphor for their relationship right there - he's literally overlooking her to think about other stuff) to check in with Ron. His actual priority - the person whose opinion and regard he actually cares about.

[onifanss]

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