#*gnawing on him*

[machveil]

follow up from this post because it’s gnawing at my mind and making me insane

Roommate!Simon Riley that’s passive aggressive to your boyfriend when you leave the room. as soon as you’re off to use the washroom Simon is leaning forward, forearms resting on his knees as he look at the man. there’s idle chitchat - Simon hates small talk, but he won’t miss the chance to throw petty jabs at this guy

Roommate!Simon Riley that asks about his gym routine, how much he lifts and for how many reps. “Really, might ‘ave to come with you. We’ll work on gettin’ you to lift as much as I can.”, an empty offer, tone lighthearted but Simon’s words eat at your boyfriend a little. it shouldn’t bother him, he lifts a fair amount… it shouldn’t matter that your roommate subtly alluded to lifting more than him, right?

Roommate!Simon Riley that keeps the rest of the conversation light, glancing at you when you walk back into the room. and, oh, sweet little victory that it is, Simon doesn’t care if it was subconscious or not, but when you sit down next to him? he can’t help the smirk that tugs at his lips, side eyeing your boyfriend as he redirects his attention to you, “Where’s your date takin’ you, love?”

Roommate!Simon Riley that always refers to your boyfriends as dates, nothing more, nothing less. he silently flaunts the way he still calls you pet names, how easily they roll off his tongue and make you smile. maybe it’s in bad taste, but Simon knows this… relationship eugh probably won’t last, not when he wraps his arm around your shoulder and tucks you against his side - your boyfriend looking on

[kevindavidday]

"the timing can't be helped so i don't care what the price is. he didn't confiscate anything from me. i didn't bring it with me but you know i'm good for it. just find me a way to get it to you."

this man would have run the entire mafia himself if he wasn't singularly interested in playing his wee little sport and kissing andrew minyard.

[cowboyshit]

[strawberrylemongrass]

it's always so validating when I see people headcanon characters with things that are just,,, me

like yes dewdrop ghoul has chronic fatigue and narcolepsy!! yes Simon Ghost Riley is jewish!! yes Copia is autistic!! yes John Ward has ocd!!

ooooh just so nice to be seen :')

[commander-wame]

cures all ailments, really

[qhoaaaa]

"I get to hold my favorite person in the world..."

MILO THE MAN YOU ARE

[nico-di-genova]

Pretty boy 🥰

[kkennzzi]

me when the art style crisis

hrgrbrngmghn. gabr

[gay-finance-lance]

Brian Thomas…my beloved

(I just downloaded Krita so I’m still getting used to it and getting used to actually drawing on a screen, so the learning curve is crazy)

[skeletap]

Cute aggression

[creatureskreecher]

Okay y’all, let’s pick it up now…!

[satangcrush]

the SSR card for simeon is CRAZY

[caduschka]

Still obsessed over the implications of Cronus with no memories being a fundamentally good and helpful person.

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

The Spot from Spider-man: Across The Spiderverse is just a little guy!

[strawberrylemongrass]

I wish I could've met '22 Soap, he makes me violent in the best possible way :)

but '09 Soap?? MY Soap??? CAPTAIN FUCKING MACTAVISH??? sexyy!!! awooogah!!! I would eat a brick to see him again!! Honka-honka badonkas!! I'm going ape shit!!

[schadentekkers]