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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

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i had to stop being friends with Sex Dracula. dont want to cause drama so im not gonna get into it, but it wasnt for the reasons you might think.

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dungeon meshi // abbey - mitski

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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the government is currently trying to make it a sex crime to be transgender. the only reason i had any idea what being transgender is that wasn't shaped by 'predatory trans woman' jokes on tv is because i had internet access as a teen and could read the writings of real trans women. they are trying to erase all evidence of us from libraries, schools, the government, and public life in general. what would you like those kids, utterly isolated from life-saving knowledge, to do?

in actuality the porn bans and the age-verification shit are all mechanisms by which the incidence of childhood sexual abuse will escalate because the whole point behind them is to further the absolute control over children by their guardians by restricting them from gaining access to information that will enable them to understand themselves and their abuse and make steps to break free of it. and it is guardians of children, members of the families, with total control over children, who are incontrovertibly the ones behind the overwhelmingly vast majority of CSA. this is unquestionably NOT to protect children; it is, by design, to harm them

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why’d they uh why’d they write this like he was gathering courage to come hit on a guy across the bar lmaooo

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Nikon AF600, Fuji 400, Rhinog Fawr, Cymru by rabbet on bsky

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my cat just walked across my laptop and clicked enough buttons with his stupid paws that he almost blocked you. what the hell man

bro if cass or bart hate me i must have done something wrong. they caught me slipping

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We here at Shousetsu Bang*Bang believe in being prepared, which is why we’re rolling out the 2026 themes and dates here. Get ready!

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Issue 119: Balls to the Wall * issue date: Monday, February 23 * text deadline: Tuesday, February 10 * art deadline: Saturday, February 21 Be a proud part of Team SSBB and go for the gold in our Olympically timed sports-themed February issue!

Issue 120: [REDACTED] * issue date: Monday, April 27 * text deadline: Tuesday, April 14 * art deadline: Saturday, April 25 For this ██████ issue, we ██████████ capitalism and ██████ sanitized for algorithmic ██████████████████ q████ and t████ ███████████ euphemisms that serve to █████████████ family-friendly ██████████████████ normative b█lls█t. Fuck that. Let your freak flags fly.

Issue 121: The Great Outdoors * issue date: Monday, June 29 * text deadline: Tuesday, June 16 * art deadline: Saturday, June 27 Our eco-friendly June issue will give nature-lovers the opportunity to go touch both grass and ass.

Issue 122: Rawhide * issue date: Monday, August 24 * text deadline: Tuesday, August 11 * art deadline: Saturday, August 22 This ain’t our first rodeo. Time to move ’em out, head ’em up, and ride on in to our boots-and-spurs-flavored August issue.

Issue 123: Man Door Hand Hook Car Door * issue date: Monday, October 26 * text deadline: Tuesday, October 13 * art deadline: Saturday, October 24 Our legends? Urban. Our pasta? Creepy. This issue? Spooky (and maybe a little silly).

Issue 124: Theme Free * issue date: Monday, December 28 * text deadline: Tuesday, December 8 [note that this is a week earlier than usual!] * art deadline: Saturday, December 26 And of course, we love a big finish, so we’re closing out the year with an issue where the subject matter and the word count are up to you, and where we welcome short comic submissions. Our theme-free year-end big bang is there to jingle all your bells!

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Behold: a cat (probably).

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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Doodle i forgot to post from like a year ago when I was watching a lot of cheesy spy movies lol. Stole the pose from the poster for either mr & mrs smith or pretty woman but i dont remember which

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had a dream someone online posted a recipe for carrot pie but there was nothing in the mixture to make it set, it was just like water and carrots, and i was like well that's stupid. and instead of accepting it as possibly a troll recipe i started pulling out like, milk flavored gelatin to try to make a pie filling that would set. imagine milk jello carrot pie. what the hell