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fiancé and i watched "together" today and at the end he said, "i'd have no problem with that happening to us." ???? is he codependent or just that down bad for me idk

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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I GOT ENGAGED AT THE PORTER ROBINSON DJ SHOW YESTERDAY

He chose to pop the question during fucking "DotA" by Basshunter because I usually don't like the song but now I have a reason to 😂

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

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SANDMAN SEASON 2 IS HALFWAY DONE AND I'M TELLING YOU GUYS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LIKE IT'S NEARLY PERFECTTTT GOD

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i love cats. this is a post about loving cats. i love ‘em. with their lil soft paws and loud purs and nuzzling. great.

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average House of Leaves chapter be like:

"Navidson you bitch ass motherfucker, get away from that door!"

"Karen, the Horrors."

"Type shit," they both said in unison.

This is a prime example of Navidson's Oedipus complex. Just as he longs to enter the depths of his house through the door in his living room, he longs to re-enter the motherly womb¹, to be reborn anew through forces outside his control shaping his life. A further exploration of this topic can be found in Gustav Schmidt's seminal work—

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¹ So she was bouncing on it right. Singing a hymn to the god of hedonism with her moans. And it was so fucking wet. It felt less like sex and more like that time in the water park when you were a kid and you finally built up the courage to go on the big slide. But when you're going down the thing it's really fun except there's too much water and you're swallowing it all from laughing so much and you're gasping for air which just makes you gargle more water. And then you're in the pool again and you can't breathe and you're too disorientated to know how to swim and your mom has to pull you from the water and you think to yourself "this is it, this is how it must've felt like to be born."²

If i wasn't so distracted by the ocean of pussy i was drowning in, i could of turned around to see Lude higher than any kite i've ever flown. He straight up couldn't move any more, just lying there; his soul might of just up and left his body.

² Mr. Truant has declined any further elaboration on this subject matter. –Ed.

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chat we're so back (it's so over)

THE SANDMAN || Season 2 Episodes

via Sandman Official socials 6/3/25

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why did they make aragorn son of arathorn so mf sexy

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it's my birthday <3

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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of course you love porter robinson, it came free with your being obsessed with owl city in middle school

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4 years of nurture <3

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july is about to be the best month of my life. i have a weekend in pittsburgh with my fiancé for a comic convention and his birthday, my first coldplay concert which i've been waiting practically a decade for, and a newly announced porter robinson dj set that i'm definitely gonna go to.... what the fuck

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a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.

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there's life BEFORE seeing the lord of the rings trilogy in theatres and there's life AFTER seeing the lord of the rings trilogy in theatres.