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m.axi after ruining his relationship with ash in s.oulcal4
#ash rambles 💚#I'M SORRY LMAO BUT THIS VIDEO POPPED ONTO MY FYP AND IT'S THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF#he really did fumble an indian baddie... the indian baddie being me ofc#however they do get back together eventually though so it's okay! just give it like a decadw#*decade#oh also. speaking of baddies and hopefully not fumbling them... you guys know how I've occasionally mentioned having an irl crush?#guess who uh. um.#anyways i have a boyfriend now!#i've never done this before but hey. it did happen! yay!#OH forgot my m.axi tag#the dandy of the south seas 🌊 🤍
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tfw i have $948cad and rent is $980 AND MY PLACE IS A WRECK
#lay text#i'm okay i'm fine i'm chill i'm SO RELAXED#it's due on the 1st and i'm applying to freelancer & upwork jobs like a madwoman like i've been working on stuff all day everyday#and trying to sell so much stuff on facebook#including things i rly like but i just have to :']#c'est la vie!!!!!!!!!!!!! capitalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#disability aid DOES NOT GIVE ME NEARLY ENOUGH#crying wailing slamming my head on my pillow etc etc#i really really hope things work out#i really hope my stupid flaky client will ACTUALLY PAY ME FOR THE WORK I DID AGES AGO............#she was on holidays and i bet you a billion dollars she'll blame it on her dumb client again. i mean i still rly like this woman#and she pays pretty decently-ish#but holy shit#earlier i got super discouraged and felt so crushed#but at least i did a bunch of shit today and i have to let myself feel proud of that much at least. it's so much work. it never ends#all i want to do is focus on my writing/youtube/activism stuff#but i have to keep doing dumb shit i don't care about#and my apartment is a mess :((#i spent all day working on marketing my services on freelancing sites etc and i'm so drained but i have to vaccuum and do my dumb dishes#and i wanna game w my friends later but my brain is fried#january will most likely be rly rough hahaaaa i guess i'll dig myself deeper into credit card debt to pay rent and after that uh ???????#who knows#just keep working hard begging ppl to hire me#and um. pray to the goddess or smth. i did not expect so many extra costs in december and i kinda did this to myself#i need to not bully myself too much ugh#i want to work on the lay & the gyns projects too#but idk how much time i'll be able to dedicate#it's not like i'm not trying hard or working hard to benefit society or whatever!!!!! i spent all my time focusing on activism & writing et#but somehow it's just considered not enough#i'm rly hopeful i can get a grant for the lay & the gyns business since we'll do marketing for sapphic businesses/freelancers
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#define ''short''#as someone who doesn't read anything over 10k usually. well. uh. um.#i had this one in my marked for later practically since i joined the fandom i don't remember if i ever tried to read it or not 🤔#guess it's time to try now. maybe.
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Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!
And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!
#we’re cooked#we’re doomed#idk the end is nigh or whatever god damn#I just wanna be able to live in my own house and draw a guy sometimes without the ever present threat of the horrors is that too much#apparently yeah cause houses aren’t achievable anymore but man#m a n#especially if you didn’t/couldn’t go to college and aren’t capable of working most jobs#doesn’t help there’s the chance some part of my existence might be suddenly illegal or extremely dangerous yippie!#the options are literally 1. people die 2. people die what the hell do you even do man#how the fuck is this the election I’m gonna get forced to be a part of we’re living in hell#and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful#I can’t wait to lose rights and cause millions of deaths regardless of who gets chosen#I think one of these days I’m literally just gonna die of stress#it’ll either be a stroke or a heart attack or cancer or uh well ya know#we’re fucked#we’re screwed#I wanna have some kind of an actually visible break down but ive suppressed everything so much that I don’t outwardly emote much anymore :)#and the constantly dissociating thing too I guess#if you ever think ‘oh yeah I can just think of guy in a situation that’s so cool’ don’t it’s a trap—#although tbh this would be significantly worse without it so uh law of equivalent exchange I guess#fuck fuck fuck anyway#not putting this in the main tags#definitely deleting this later#if anyone in my house got any hints that I may or may not have different opinions than them well uh I’m financially dependent on them so um#literally wouldn’t have anywhere to go if anything happened#oh we’re really in it now Simon#hell world#there’s like what 7 genocides going on too I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything#I can’t do anything to help anyone either cause I don’t have a job and I could get kicked out or treated badly at home for it#not that anyone thinks very highly of me at home anyway I am kinda family disappointment number 2 I pretty sure
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Live Fast & Prosper
#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~??#'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.'#She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted#Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you#commander...what's your DEAL <3#I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh#SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street#smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH#WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM#Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom?#People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up#Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about#Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok.#Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there....#Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE#vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh#Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation.#Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it#Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)
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OK SO UM I HOPE THIS ISNT TOO LATE BUT WE SAW ALL THE AWESOME MIKU DRAWINGS AND STUFF AND WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TOO
A LOT OF US ARE HOMESTUCK TROLLS
WELL NOT A LOT BUT LIKE A NUMBER OF US
AND I CANT REALLY DRAW TO BE HONEST SO UM TROLL MIKU MADE IN PHOTOPEA
I KINDA LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT ACTUALLY
IN MY OPINION SHES A PROSPIT FUCHSIABLOOD MUSE OF BREATH SO HER SIGN IS PIUS
HER HORNS ARE BASED OFF HER SIGN SINCE THATS PRETTY COMMON FOR US
I MADE TWO VERSIONS
ONE WITH BLACK HAIR SINCE TROLLS USUALLY HAVE BLACK HAIR
AND ONE WITH HER USUAL HAIR
I LIKE TO THINK THAT IN THE FIRST ONE SHE DYED IT AND IS JUST GROWING OUT HER NATURAL HAIR COLOR TO EXPLAIN THE LITTLE BITS OF BLUE I COULDNT GET OUT
ANYWAY I KIND OF LIKE IT NOW AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO
#IT TOOK ME LIKE TWO HOURS I THINK OR SOMETHING#IDK#WHATEVER#I DONT KNOW IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO PUT IN LIKE THE PUBLIC TAGS AND STUFF#MAYBE ILL PUT ONE I GUESS#hatsune miku#THATS THE TRENDING ONE RIGHT HOPEFULLY THERES SO MUCH NEW STUFF THERE NO ONE WILL EVEN SEE THIS SHITTY ATTEMPT AT ART#OH YEAH I HAVE A SIGN OFF NOW#~ 🦀🩶#.....ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS IM A KARKAT FICTIVE ISNT IT#so hy speaks!#THATS THE ONE I THINK YEAH#UM#WHAT ELSE#art moment#DOES THIS EVEN COUNT FOR THAT#OH WELL WHATEVER THE OTHERS CAN REMOVE IT IF THEY WANT#UH#BYE?#I GUESS?#TO ANYONE WHO IS EVEN READING THIS FAR FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
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on one hand Yes i know that the whole r/place revival is reddit trying to get some of its traction for lost numbers but Also i do find it super funny that casino quartet r all on there And are the only ones with hearts on them LOL
#casino quartet#mcytshipping#lsshipping#<- just in case#coords are ~400 900#but like. still yk. reddit blackout happening rn#and theyre still not going back on their api things :/#also as someone who participated in the last one it doesnt feel the same either#so like other than being like 'he he ho ho what if cq All had hearts w each other'#i most likely wont b posting abt it or anything#(and even w the silly heart thing i dont wanna upset people since. cq is still technically a rarepair?)#and also the cc's are on r/place so um.#(fear)#but alas do what u want#and the heart thing is Super self-indulgent anyways so#Yeah#yeah uh. the sillies i guess
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okay i talked to a couple other parts in system abt it and they pointed out that i view characters differently than they do so maybe this is the same irt me vs other ppl outside of us too. under the cut for ppl who do not care and want to just scroll by (understandable and fair) HFDSJKL
i think i am ... very oc-brained and view canon as simply a jumping-off point/building block to use, rather than a rulebook to follow. and i also view characters as much more real than what the other parts in system view them, so this is likely true irt me compared to other ppl too. i know fictional characters are not real people, but there is sort of a space between Real Life and Fiction for me where characters that i latch onto often inhabit. they are fictional, but they grow (age and learn) much the same way real people do. i grew up very isolated from others so i spent a lot of time daydreaming and making up stories and characters to keep me company, and those characters would naturally grow with me because i needed somebody to go through experiences i was going through to connect with since i did not have peers for that. this is just the way i've always created and approached fictional characters fdsjkl and i forget that not everyone is like this.
so i think all this contributes to me not really realizing or remembering that other ppl do view their fictional characters as their source (the fact that people do this is not a bad thing nor a good thing, it is simply a difference in the way we approach fictional characters and that is okay! i am not trying to imply any judgment of any kind here, i'm just stating the difference). and because of this, i do not really realize that oftentimes when people say they age a character up to an adult for shipping purposes, they aren't really doing that in the way that would be okay (to my moral standards anyways, the brain gremlin is saying i have to state that morality is subjective and all of this is simply my opinion). like they are still the same character, just... with a different number of years alive assigned to them and maybe a different body. there's none of the actual growth and experience and maturing and change that happens as you get older and transition into adulthood.
all this to say i think where i'm getting tripped up is that i forget that i approach characters differently than others and often think that everyone is doing it the same as i am when that is not the case. my autistic ass when Theory Of Mind trips me up yet again ( -_-;;)
#sorry for being hysterical fdsjkl i was getting very confused and scared that i was one of ''The Bad Ones'' or smth#i think it is just. that i was not understanding other ppls approaches to things#so i see a post that says ''ppl who do xyz are BAD'' and i go but if i did it i would do it in a way that i think is okay - uh oh am i bad?#bc i forget that ... i do things differently. and theyre not talking about me fdsjkl theyre talking abt a specific way of doing things#though it IS good for me to check myself to make sure i am not doing things in a harmful way!#but i need to remember sometimes a general post does not apply to the way i do things dsfjkl#(though i do worry that maybe OTHER ppl dont realize that some ppl do things differently than what they'd think/assume)#(and in that case. idk what to do. i guess thats partially why i post bc i go ''um what about this way of doing it? is that bad still?'')#(but maybe i shouldnt do that fjdskfl maybe i am an outlier and should not be counted)#OBVIOUSLY IF IM MISSING SMTH PLS LMK. there is a chance im completely missing smth crucial and i dont want to just move on in that case!#dandy.cmd
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#personal#im like so happy rn. but also terrified#bc like. uh. gotta go back to the real world of having a job after bein in school for 3 years DNDNJDNDNDNDN#and also like. my boy problem. like NDJFJDJDJJDJDJDJD#big transitions oml#i can only do 1 thing at once and like so sorry to me but the job search thing is kinda taking a back seat NFNDDJFN#OH I HATE TO SAY IT. AS LIKE. A USUALLY CAREER DRIVEN PERSON BUT..................#JDJDJDJDJDJDDDJDNDNDNDNDND I CANT EVEN SAY IT............#but rn ya. my priorities.... im ashamed NDNNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDDNDND#but.... HHHHHHHHHHH its the more fun thing so !!!!!!!!!#but gah..... i also am like takin a break bc its like christmas n who the fuck is looking to hire rn lmao#the time between xmas n new years isnt real so !!!!#and also !!! i think i deserve a break after 4 months of non stop work !!!!!!!!!!#also like the faster i resolve my boy problem the easier itll be to focus#on job searching ?????#or like god i guess i could do both. my mom keeps being like.... youre both looking for jobs... why dont you ask him to do it together NDN#um.... 1. hes my competition LMAO. we literally had the same gpa down to the decimal#(tho this may no longer be the case bc we got our grades for the semester n mine went up. idk the state of his. would be fuckin funny if it#was still the same tho JDJDJFJDJ)#and 2..... LOL ID RATHER DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WITH HIM........#god idk where this post is going. but 1. i wished him merry christmas and he answered back with a 'merry christmas 😄' which !!!@@@#from a reserved/grumpyish guy...... im just kind of like NDNNDNDNDNDND IDK. IDKKKKK. LIKE IM HAPPY ???? BUT IM ALSO LIKE FREAKED OUT ??????#i dont think i'll be able to deal if he actually likes me back#and 2. i like have a draft message of like. asking him to hang out JJDJDJDNDNDM#if youve been following these posts.. maybe u remember me askin him if he wants to keep in touch with me n our mutual friend and he said#he would. so that friend is like. going away for a month and like ok lets be real. if i have to wait until feb to see him i'll um Die JDJJD#so i have a message planned. IDK WHEN IM GONNA SEND IT. BUT IT WILLLL GET SENT. I JUST.... HHHHHHH I HAVE TO GET THE NERVE....#but .... ya idk i hope he says yes but i'll also get if he says no. may be awks just the two of us. maybe we're not ready LMAO IDK. ive bee#alone with him maybe like. 30 mins max. and like the convo keeps going but there are pauses. IDK. maybe i should stop thinking and go to be
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Are there.... ppl who are just completely unaware of how fucking bad the show big bang theroy was for um... the culture? Well i guess other than all the people that liked it and made... the culture? Miserable??
#some shit#STILL waiting for link. STILL HATING 🦾 [different topic]#yeah obviouly i guess there are younger ppl who werent uh. born. but um. What.#this. IS. abt a vid on someone just being like. 'i dont like young sheldon' and the comments are... LIVID???#why would who just makes fun of bad live action drama comedy for a living have an audience like this........
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someone get their bird god damn‼️‼️‼️
#milesverse#guy who tells you to leave your friends without warning and go die on a mountain#anyway here's the horrors™️#it's edgy as fuck but um... it's cool i guess so uh there
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every time i have to read “stop humanizing (humans)” in a media literacy context my soul leaves my body
#like. is the word you’re looking for ‘sympathizing.’#(it is not. that would be the rational answer but it is not.)#idk man some of y’all’s determination to insist you share not even a species with anyone or anything Bad#up to and including speaking fictionally#is um. terrifying in its implications of how you view yourself on the scale of potential to fuck up or be lured in by corrupt shit#and dangerous views and predatory behavior from#uh. humans. who you will know are humans and therefore apparently can’t be Evil or Bad.#(no this isn’t about tumblr or Fandom. yes it is about The Quintessential Book. three guesses.)
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Ik I don't really talk about zelda all that much but I just saw the new trailer for tears if the kingdom and IT COMES OUT NEXT MONTH????????
#ramblings#i have not been keeping up with it well enough i guess#uh spoilers ahead maybe#loz totk spoilers#rehidrated ganondorf is real now. btw#honestly kind of wanted him to stay all dead looking. just so the fans would be more normal about him#or weirder. some people would've be weird about dry ganondorf i'm sure#um anyways#the plot details are still lost on me byt i guess that's intentional#guess i'll just figure it out when i play the game#zelda's new look is cool#also there was this new humanoid creature person? who i'm assuming is a zonai?? maybe????#they look cool too#and the new gameplay mechanics are neat#looks like there'll be new areas to explore too#obviously the ones in the sky and the caves are totally new#but there's new stuff on the ground too so that'll be fun#um yeah that's all i have to say abt it for now. it looks neat
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i honestly enjoy the "and he said he'd make you disappear" line as it's presented in the standard cut of the film without the context of the deleted hypnosis scene... bc i just love lying rat manipulator Herbert pulling something that is very clearly a spur-of-the-moment excuse out of his ass and Dan just accepting it no questions asked dndjdjccjd
#txt#its so funny#hes like um uh the work dan the work 🥺👉👈 AND UH YOU YOURE LIFE TOO I GUESS HEBEAIDBHE WE GONNA BLOW YOU UP NOT KIDDING#firmly do not believe herbert could manipulate anyone besides dan to the extent that he does lmfao#dans big beautiful sad cow eyes hes just built different (gullible in the face of a twink whos shorter than him)
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if God exists do you think she regrets making us
#this is a#thought#y'know#um#yeah#idk where this one came from#uh have fun with this#I guess#existentialism#at two in the morning!#lovely times#is god real#who knows#certainly not me
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Simon Riley who took you home after a night out, expecting sex but you couldn't go through with it.
You were both already naked, your hands on his chest, straddling the large man when you just ... couldn't do it. Being a virgin at this age felt embarrassing, and tonight you wanted to get rid of the title.
Simon, saw the dismay on your face and wrapped a blanket around you. Your face was bright red from embarrassment, god, what was holding you back?
"it's alrigh' love."
You felt the need to leave. You hadn't given him what he wanted...so you guessed it was time to hit the road.
So, both of you got up to do very different things.
You started putting on your dress and shoes, but when Simon turned around, he had a pair of his shirts and large sweat pants for you to wear.
His gruff voice was so gentle.
"You don't 'ave to leave..."
You weren't expecting this. There were no alarm bells, nothing in your stomach to say 'run.' But Simon Riley knew the dangers that women faced and he never wanted to make another woman feel that way.
"I uh, just want you to know, you can do whatever you like. I just ... fucking hell. What I'm tryin' to say is, I'd like to spend more time with ya...if that's alrigh' by you..."
He offered you a shower, and god did you want one. Surprisingly enough, Simon had pretty good products in his bathroom. None of that 30 in 1 shampoo. Clean towels. Everything was in perfect order; neat, tidy.
When you had changed into the perfectly oversized clothes (he is like 6'6?), and walked downstairs, Simon was waiting on the lounge with various drink options, and a sheepish grin.
"Thought you'd need some water, but I also have whiskey, coffee, tea..."
"Oh, thank you! Um, I'm fine with water...and maybe a tea."
"Woman after me own heart," he said with a grin and went on to make the best cuppa he's made in his life.
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