#guess im fucking posting hcs now

[spaceytears]

Okokok

But, V listening to sixpence none the richer, and singing "Kiss Me" quietly while she's cleaning her guns or something. It's absent and rough and sweet, and Johnny is able to pop into digital existence on the couch of the megabuilding H10 apartment and listen in without her realizing it.

It's just a soft little moment between them, and when the song ends, she realizes she doesn't know what the hell a firefly is. So she asks him, because the song came out in 1999.

And he frowns a little bit, realizing that that little piece of summer magic is yet another thing humanity's own insanity has stolen from future generations. And then he tells her. He tells her about hot, humid Texas summers and these little black beetles that could glow. And sure, their asses only lit up to attract a mate, sure, they died fast, but during the months they were active? It was like walking through a field of stars.

She thanks him, and smiles a little to herself as she imagines it.

It's bittersweet to him when he knows she's burning just as bright, and will be gone just as soon.

[sympathytea]

Alright. Assuming what Evbo said about his height being 4 ft 2 is accurate in the Evmo live stream of him and his BlockWars team (Timestamp: 3:03:27 if you were curious) And going by the assumption that 1 block equals 1 meter...

That makes him barely above 1 block tall. Like 1.2 blocks. Not even hitting a block and a half slab which would be 1.5 meters. The fact he missed that 1 block jump at the noob parkour temple makes alot more sense now. This is clearly deepest lore.

[mercless]

"Demons will tempt the good man, while devils barter with the desperate."

I want to go over what I'm gonna set as the definitions for demons in my writing, as loose and hand-wavey as a few bits are, as we don't get all too good of an explanation. In written lore, it's not wide-spread knowledge that there are multiple devils, with normal civilians only thinking to refer to a singular devil; though, I imagine with our growing cast of hellspawn, this knowledge might come to be questioned by a few perceptive folk. Digressing, we know of a lot more devils than demons, actually. Even though in theory, the opposite would be true with all number of demons crawling around every nook and bend and behind sly smiles in plain sight. The demons we know for sure are; Skarner, Fiddlesticks, previously Talon, and whatever shadow Lucian is harbouring. Oh and Sentinel, Senna's demon gun and also horse. Actually I'm not sure what Ashe's horse Virtue is-- It's not said outright but there is also Urgot who gave his soul in a devil's deal for his new body of metal, and Viktor who's had his taken by Mordekaiser after being tricked into being his engineer. Darius has a deal with Hecarim, which is sure to end poorly… Lucian's experience tells of a shadow that corrupting his soul after his fated deal with Thresh. Although separate from his identity, it is very much a part of Lucian now, working in tandem with him.

Now, the wiki states that Ashe mentions both angels and demons answer to the higher calling (which... no she doesn't she says men and monsters will answer to a higher authority eventually but anyway) but I still believe this to be true; including devils. It's just that this high authority hasn't been too vocal recently, so the devils and demons will continue to running amuck until something steps in.

"The coming of the clockwork angel and the gunslinger’s revival were just the beginning—now the Harbingers are here to end what they started."

What Ashe does say, is that devils and demons are more akin to cousins, calling devils the 'great kings of hell,' and explains the differences in their bartering and their strategies. But naturally, devil's hold an 'authority' and most demons don't pay it too much mind and go along with it as long as they get to keep up their acts and swindling fools out of their lives.

So, with all of this in mind, I'll be writing demons as shadows, whatever is left of a soul - unfinished business, sins and evil - after death, normally after reaching and wallowing in Hell, (but well, there used to be a time when souls didn't just go there) that desperately search for another, living, soul to latch on to, to corrupt and subsume. A body is nice too, at least as a beginning building block. Even if the person they corrupt is still alive and breathing, they become the demon and the demon becomes them. (You can see these 'shadows' a lot in recalls & splash arts, clawing at champions like Ashe and Lucian before being destroyed) Demons were in the world of the living well before devil's climbed out of Hell, they're just far more of them now. With it overflowing with the dead, it's a scramble to escape for some, being pushed out of the earth, or a threat to sink to the depths. In cases of devilish deals being made, devil's can summon a demonic spirit to harness the soul under their leadership, instead of them just taking the soul. Once demons do have a body, it changes to fit their twisted image, be it hulking, monstrous mockery of what their prey once was, or brimstone burned to a crisp from being in hellfire for too long, and everything in between. Whatever suits their nature, and the way they'll be partaking in the torment of others.

Almost territorial, demon's won't usually work together, even with devils, who prefer hierarchies and roles. It's not in their nature, for there's just never enough souls to go around. Especially now that there is far fiercer competition to get out of Hell. The exception to this being in when a powerful devil brings like-minded hellspawn together - a deal or agreement of their own. Hecarim has his demonic, shadow riders who stampede from the Black Caynon. Mordekaiser has both devils and demons in his employment, working the train for the King of the Sulfur Rail. But there's always a reason for this working together, and never out of the kindness of non-existent hearts.

And finally we have Talon; the stranger in need of help you happen upon on the lonely, open road. Asking to join your camp as a respite from the cold, biting night after essentially appearing out of that darkness. Relying on the altruism of a soul to be their downfall; it's a sweet thing to watch fear overtake their friendliness. It was explained in their bio post here, but Talon is an old demon, before the fall of Heaven and man's invasion on the west. They've been at this game for a long time. Talon doesn't like the company of fellow demons - didn't before their little affliction began to spread and definitely doesn't now - it makes their hunts harder, and moreso than ever now it is a fear of being looked down upon. Lesser, and meeker for their illness. More a cautionary tale than they are a fellow monster now. Devil's are more the same, Talon keeps their distance but for a different reason. Because Talon is in need of something unlike any other demon, so they're weary of any devil approaching them with an idea on how to help with their feathery problem. The only reason they even step foot on the Sulfur Rail to warn Mordekaiser is out of courtesy, from working together in the past and for the role the King possesses with his train. Countless times has Talon bought a ticket to get where they need to, and they'd rather have it running than be destroyed - along with everything else - by the inevitable.

[misayani]

— SQUID GAME WOMEN STRAP HCS

◜ featuring ... player 196 (bee girl), no eul (guard 011), se-mi (player 380), sae-byeok (s1 player 067) 

𔗨 author's note — didnt add junhee cos she preg and no hyunju bc i dont think she'll be comfortable w a male genitalia toy BUT LETS FUCKING GOoOO strap game hcs coming right up !! [lowercase intended]

p.s. thank u for all the reqs!! give me time and ill post my work one by one, i js have so many ideas in my mind its gonna explode

warning: smut [use of strap-on, taking pictures]

player 196 — 

- ! PINK STRAP PINK STRAP PINK STRAP !

- sweet talker during sex but her movements are definitely the opposite of sweet

- would DEFINITELY take pretty pictures of you while you drool over her strap

- has a special album for you with pink emojis on the side <33

- slows down right before you orgasm !!!

- she makes fun of your pathetic state :(( 

- you get even more turned on ofc

- mostly just her teasing you whenever she fucks you using her strap

- sometimes she'd add fun and use a vibrator on u alongside her strap!!

- one time she wanted to test the new mascara she bought if it was really waterproof like it said on the packaging

- .... guess what ....

- she applies it on your lashes, brings out the strap and fucks u non stop til u were literally crying

- lashes stayed bomb after sex though so she took note of that ! 

- loves to edge u COS LIKE I SAID SHE'S A TEAAAASE

- after a few edging rounds she'd finally let u cum

- she's not THAT mean to not let u !!

- LOVES hearing your moans !!! sometimes she'd get off herself by just that.

- AFTERCARE !! would make u feel like a princess and im talking about bubble baths, cuddles, and sometimes would even do your nails <3

"good girl, taking me in so well" 

no eul —

- doesnt rlly care abt strap colors but i can imagine her w the skin tone one 

- prepare to not be able to walk the next day

- ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS !!!!! 

- poor baby's stressed most of the time so fucking u with her strap serves as her stress reliever

- u wont complain though, her strap game has u crying out of pleasure

- though once you've had enough and said the safe word she'd stop w/o hesitation

- DOGGY STYLE?!?![[€=€{[€

- easier for her to hit the deepest areas inside u <3

- pulls ur hair while doing it 

- DARE I SAY she has an unnie kink...

- call her that = prepare yourself for the best fuck of your life

- DONT GET ME WRONG!! she may be rough but she fucks u like she loves you

- feels relieved after sex, she's glad to have someone like u :((

- i personally think u'd actually be the one giving her aftercare

- cause she deserves all the loooove and care

- <3 

"shit— just like that, just like that."

se mi — 

- BLACK. 6 INCHES. CURVED

- im sorry but if u think she'll go easy on u well you're so so wrong

- COWBOY 

- she loves u on top cos that means she'll get to see your pretty face

- AND ur boobs ;)

- explores ur body with her hands as u bounce on her strap

- if u dont know what ur doing, she'll guide you

- such a dirty talker

- would make u feel like a slut and a princess cos she'll degrade and praise u at the same time

- fucks you like she hates you

- BRAT TAMER !! HELLO

- another edger 

- she'll edge you until you're a crying mess begging for her to let u cum :(

- "se-mi please"

- "stop fucking complaining. you take what i give you."

- se-mi has a playful personality so it's no surprise if she teases u the whole time you're having sex

- loves to overstimulate u

- she'll make u suck it after 

- would literally pound into your mouth til you cry

- aftercare w her's the best though

- she's slight of different in and out of bed so expect her to be gentle right after fucking u so roughly

"oh did you think i was done with you? we're not stopping til you squirt on my cock."

sae byeok —

- NOW she'd be the one who's gentle during sex

- her cold and stoic persona vanishes the moment she fucks you

- you'd be surprised actually about the way she's gone so soft on you

- if you like it slow, she'll go slow. if you like it rough, she'll go rough

- she just wants to show you she loves you

- making out while she's pounding into you >>

- would feel satisfied when you finally orgasm

- doesn't really speak during sex but she'd let out small praises from time to time

- she'll eat you out right after

"i love you."

@misayani

[v1ctor1asecretangel]

your my baby, my baby fic made me cry, ilysm

i need to know sum of your kyle / franken!kyle hcs !!

ofc!! here you go!! luv u<3

Pre death!kyle x reader hcs! SFW+NSFW

note: im gonna do post death hcs in a different post!

SFW

I feel like he's definitely a love at first sight guy (i guess he kinda is in the show??)

I mean he'd definitely see you and INSTANTLY fall for you

Brings flowers to your dorm room every week

Like open your door to leave and theres just a bouquet of roses just sitting there waiting for you!!

Expect TONS of nose kisses with this boy

Like i mean a ton.

Cuddling? nose kisses

Hugging? nose kisses

A HUGE girls girl

100% i see him gossiping with you LMFAO

Expect LOTS of lazy midnight convos with stolen kisses every now and then

Kyle is the KING of compliments

I picture him coming up behind you while your looking in the mirror and slipping his arms around your waist. Resting his head on your shoulder "Never doubt your beauty, you're just like an angel" (radiohead reference??)

Definitely the kind to PAMPERRRRRRR you if you're stressed

Runs you a warm bath, pours you a glass of wine

would come in the bath with you

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS dances with you at parties

No matter the genre

Slow, fast, sexy, silly he'll do them ALL.

Listens to music with you

Thats it. Thats the headcanon.

Yk those nights where you kinda just lay in bed alone, listening to music and stare at the roof? well babe, not doing that alone anymore!!

You guys have soooo much inside jokes omg

Always and i mean ALWAYS carries menstrual products in his backpack for you just incase of an emergency

Will always give you his varsity jacket no matter the occasion

cold? sleeping? DOES NOT MATTER!!

Lets you lay on his chest JUST so he can play with your hair

Takes you star gazing, like picture this: drives you a little out of the city, finds a nice secluded spot, lays a blanket down and just watches the stars with you

NSFW

nsjajasmnsja do NOT get me started with this boy

Due to his past he will have a hard time getting into the groove with sex and stuff, but once he trusts you.......OUUU GIRL BE READY.

Makes you keep eye contact with him while eating you out

Speaking of eating you out.... hes the CEO of giving your cunt kisses.

Not just that.... the insides of your thighs as well

Yk those cliche scenes where the man will kiss up from the ankle to the cunt? yea he does that.

always always ALWAYS kisses your knuckles while he fucks you

AND AND ANDDDD will always hold your hand too

Will fuck you in his car

OMG AFTER STAR GAZING HE JUST FUCKS YOUR BRAINS OUT IN THE BACK SEAT

He is DEFINITELY a switch

One minute he's railing the fuck out of you next you're riding him while his whimpering and begging to cum

lowkey LOVES and i mean LOVES when you sit on his face

He just loves pussy smeared all over his face i guess

Would fuck you in a random room at some frat party i fear

CONSENT KING

Even in the middle of fucking you he'll ask if youre okay or if you want to keep going

in conclusion, kyle is an overall bby and would be an AMAZING boyfriend and we need to protect him with our whole heart and soul😞🙏

[no1whippedcreamenjoyer]

So.. yandere pv hcs?

CACKLING!!!! FINALLY!!

My Yandere PV AU is INSANE TO ME

Im Writing it right now and its a oneshot so I'll try not to spoil too much.

Post Spire PV is Still pretty fucked up- he's disappointed that Shadow Milk refused his offer- and had the kids not been there, well- he might've just thrown the man over his shoulder and kidnapped his ass.

He's angry at Shadow Milk for putting him through so much- but he still loves him.

Whenever Shadow Milk tries to manipulate him by putting him in situations it gets called out on it in a scary way.

Pure Vanilla will have him wrapped in golden ribbons- The Parallel to Shadow Milk's Blue Puppet Strings- and just stares at him with blank eyes.

"So you were watching the entire time- and did nothing about it...?"

"How can you say we were meant to be together- Bound to share the same soul- the same mind- How can you say you love me, when you stand by while Others hurt me?"

"Especially when I would never let anyone else hurt you"

"I guess I'll just have to keep you by my side until you understand that."

[conceptofjoy]

hi joy!! idk if anyone has asked this before? but ive noticed that you draw hal taller than dirk which is REALLY cute. im super curious about how you hc that happening :o basically i just wanna know more about your dorkhell and like when u talk abt them lol i literally cant get enough

OOH ok so its something i thought up over time. so basically sburb spits hal out as a "reloaded save" of 13 yr old dirk because she cant catch a fucking break (if she looks back on it now, they honestly prefers it that way instead of an outright duplicate or being glasses). hal's grateful for a body but hates that they got this like, hand me down body i guess? not even the right age too. dirk's actually the one that asks jane if catching up hal to the rest of them is possible cause during all this, hal's having hella post session depression. she's kinda pissed he went to jane without asking first but Fine. What ever.

it's a strenuous process that takes almost a year of different sessions. you know how growth spurts are, it hurts, youre hungry, you have to deal with other gross puberty stuff. plus, hal's starting point at dirk's 13 yr old self was malnourished as fuckkk, they didnt want to risk him getting like osteoporosis right, so they had to plan a lot, put him on meal plans and such. jane asks if she wants to try T while doing it and hal's like actually? Yes. much to dirk's surprise.

hal ends up a few inches taller as a result, with a smaller chest and other testosterone effects. dirk's kind of using hal as a guinea pig to see if he wants to try it in the future.

[iocles]

Charles Chevalier HCs🗣️

THATS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL RIGHT THERE!1!1!! THE CHARLES😋

• Every text he sends has an emoji in it

• Maybe the occasional kaomoji (maybe)

• Shidou is like a big brother to him, or like an older cousin that influences him

• No one can tell if Shidou's influence is good or bad on him,, hummmmm

• Heavy French accent, everyone else may clown on him but he's a proud French man I guess???

• Small ass cleats!! like, everyone else's cleats are probably the size of his head 😕😕

• Really good at things like guessing games, especially at charades

• His answers are always hit or miss though, because he has issues figuring out things that aren't obvious sometimes (just like me frfr)

• Instagram reels user, you can't catch him on tiktok

• He also had a genshin phase, his main was either Bennett or Childe

• His siblings jump him every once a month

• Why? We aren't sure.

• Literally so goated tho!!!

• Shidou's first words to Charles was "Who the fuck did your hair??" and they were friends since

• Literally so stubborn, like it's BAD

• I mean he wings it every time they play what can you expect

• If you tell him not to do something, he'll go do it. Unless it's something like really bad he'll do it

• He's unpredictable in a good way though

• Wanted to only play football for funsies at first, but then just got really into it which led him into where he is now

• Loves saying random things out of pocket?? No real reason behind it other than maybe wanting to get a reaction out of someone

• He absolutely does NOT care about what people think of him

• might be the only person alive that says they don't care about the way people think about them and actually doesn't care at all

• When he was in the first grade, he had a field trip to the zoo, and when it was time to leave the zoo he'd gotten lost and the school buses forgot him at the zoo jajaj

• Had him making corny jokes the next day talking about some "i guess you could say,, i was too busy,,, monkeying around,, haha"

• He makes like really bad puns sometimes. really bad.

• Maybe it was because of that horrible undertale phase he also had... just maybe..

• Unfortunately he is like one of those middle school boys who only post about soccer and their favorite players

• Has some stupid caricature of Ronaldinho as his profile pictures for every social media he has?? it's literally for stuff like his "professional" email (his personal email) and his school email

• When people take pictures of him in the dark, his eyes give like a glare in the light like when you take a flash picture of a cat

okay that's all I have!! i haven't made a blue lock post in a while😭😭 i noticed that i am SO inconsistent but im a busy girl so i don't always have time jajajaj

[gh0stly-mp3]

Hihii! Can you do some fluff hcs with lavinho?please there is almost nothing of content of him and that makes me sad ngl

(sorry English is not my first language so im sorry for any misspelling)

Hey!! I guess now I'm the official Lavinho content creator hehe! Good for you, I have plenty of headcanons about him! Hope you like it! :D

an idiot in love -> hcs

aka: um idiota gamado

lavinho x gn!reader

synopsis: just some lavinho hcs in a relationship

tags: established relationship, you and lavinho are dating, more of lavinho being a brazilian icon, fluff and crack

warnings: mature language, words in pt-br (w translation), + the translation to the words in the last hc are in the end of the post

a/n: just so you guys know, i'll be closing the requests for a week, cause some of them will take some time and i want to write other things too (cof cof kurona cof cof)

masterlist.

Lavinho's love language is phisical touch, so he absolutely ADORES hugging you from behind, messing your hair, kissing the back of your hand and just being clued to you

Lavinho also loves giving you gifts, when he sees something that reminds him of you and he thinks you'll like he buys it. Usually is something small, like a crystal, a keychain, a pin or a bracelet. And every time he goes back to Brasil for the holidays he buys you many of this little things.

He gets really happy when you agree/propose to experiment brazilian dishes, and he'll do the same with some dishes from your home country

Lavinho is very competitive in thing that don't matter, like who eats faster, who brush their teeths faster, who gives more kisses. He looks so silly (and cute) when he gets focused in winning this competitions he creates. He pouts every time he loses his little competitions, so you better be prepared to having him hugging you tightly while being the drama queen he is

- "Xuxuuu [cutiee]! Why did you do this to me? What did I do to deserve this?" - He whines

- "Babe, I only brushed my teeth..." - You said, holding out your laughter

- "But you did it faster, now I'm gonna throw myself of the bed and sleep on the floor" - He tries to spin himself to the edge of the bed but you quickly stop him

- "No, Lavi. You're awesome, but this time I happened to brush my teeth faster"

- "But fo you still love me?" - He pouts while looking at you with puppy eyes

- "Yes, I do, Lavi"

- "Yes! Then I'm so foda [fucking awesome], cause the best person in the world loves me!" - He said proudly

As you could see, Lavinho is always making jokes about everything, it's hard for him to take anything seriously. But, for the sake of your relationship he forces himself to be more serious when needed, but after the issue is solved he'll be back with his jokes at full force!

Lavinho loves to have you leaned on him while you watch some trash romance comedy together. He loves making braiding your hair when you have your head on his chest

His pretty chill, but when he gets nervous he gets in a infinite spiral of overthinking and you need to get him back to reality. And when you menage to calm him down he'll apologize and give you many kisses as a compensation for helping him

- "Hey! Lavi! It's everything okay, I'm here!" - You said firmly, grabbing his face with both of your hands

- 'Hm? What... Porra [fuck], sorry..." - He finally answered, he's voice now lower - "I did it again, didn't I?"

- "Yeah, but now your here with me, and you'll be ok"

- "Thank you, my love. What would I be without you?" - He asked rhetorically, starting to kiss your whole face seconds after

He gets very frustrated because there are some words in Portuguese that just don't have any translation, like saudade¹ or his favorite word: cafuné²

- "Docinho [sweety]! When will you get home? I miss your cafunés" - Lavinho whined on the phone

- "You miss my what, darling?" - You asked, confused

- "I miss your... Porra [fuck]... You guys don't have a word for it, but it's like "head caress"

- "Oh, okay! I'll be home soon to give you your "cafunés, honey"

- "Yes! I'm waiting!" - Then he hung up the phone while making happy noises (he loves cafunés)

Extra: When "I'm Still Here" won the Oscars for best international movie he started jumping and yelling in happiness, and then he took your face in his hands and kissed you passionately

• saudade¹ -> the word for the feeling of when you miss someone, when you miss someone you feel "saudade"

• cafuné² -> a word to describe the action of running your fingers through someone's hair gently

[moldy-flowers]

Izuna x Tobirama au in which Izuna or Tobirama is kidnapped by the others clan and held captive but Tobirama slowly comes to the horrifying realisation that izuna is a yapper

(RELATED TO THIS POST IN WHICH I TALK ABOUT AN HC THAT ALL UCHIHAS ARE SECRETLY YAPPERS BUT ONLY TO LIKE, ONE PERSON)

See, now Tobirama doesn't know about the whole "there's only one person they'll be comfortable yapping to" and he thinks that this may be some weird tactic to get information out of him.

Like Tobirama, kidnapped in enemy territory. He's thinking through every situation possible. He could get out. Except someone with equal power to him just walked through the door, he closes his eyes and looks away, as long as he's looking away they can't get him. He knows who he is just by the way he walks, the way he breathes and the way his heart beats.

Ba-bum, Ba-dum.

He stops approximately a metre away from him.

Ba-bum, Ba-dum.

He crouches down, getting eye-level with Tobirama.

Ba-bum, Ba-dum.

Tobirama would not submit. No matter the torture he be put through by the Uchiha before him. He had danced with swords in the midst of the evanescent flames with Izuna, he felt the burn of the fire and the cool sweat dripping down his temple. He knew all of that Bastards tricks, how to counter them and how to block them.

Ba-dum, Badum.

Izuna opened his mouth to speak, pausing for a short moment to collect his thoughts. 'I will not yield, I will not yield,' Tobirama chanted to himself silently, mind racing he of every angle he could go at this. He knew Izuna well enough to know what his counter would be. But he knew Izuna would be thinking of ways to counter his counter attack.

"Do you know the breed of dog that's native to the mountains in the East? The small ones with the fluffy coat."

Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum.

"...What?"

Oops went on a bit of a writing spree whoopsie daisy's!!!!

But ANYWAYS you get the jist. Tobirama sits there really really confused while Izuna talks his ear off. Like Izuna cannot physically control himself from the yaps. Like their convos are 25% Izuna angrily insulting Tobirama for some sort of information and 25% is him Snarkily yapping about anything that interests him and 50% willing him to open his eyes in silence, like way to close to Tobirama's face. (It's a scare tactic, obviously!!)

Tobirama is originally upset confused and pissed off till Izuna brings up Madara. Tobirama is like "This is my chance im gonna learn all their weaknesses" Izuna complains about how Madara idk is way too strict with routines or something and Izuna was just a little tiny itsy bitsy bit late and he got chewed out. Its not like Izuna did it on purpose‼️ Usually he's very punctual (kind of) but a bunch of suitors kept bothering him‼️ oh uhmm btw bc he's like 19-20 (he was like 24 when he died i think) now and bunch of people of the clan want to get married to him bc Madara has made it clear he won't be taking any wives and threw them all on Izuna, anyways isn't it so rude for Madara to be mad at that like its his fault anyways that Izunas late and omg you'll never guess what he said during training too.

So Tobirama has technically picked up some good information but not really like what he was expecting? He knew that he'd have to read between the lines to try and actually get any actual info that would help him but he just really doesnt know what to do with what he was told. Like he didn't want to know that Madara keeps getting into arguments with the lady that trades fruits in the North East East centre of the Uchiha district over how 1 watermelon should not cost 26 apples. But uhh... its nice to know??

At some point Izuna storms into the room and yells at Tobirama cause Izuna assumes that Tobirama has used that weird idiot fucked up brain of his to make a jutsu that forces Izuna to yap. Like, Izuna can be a little yappy sometimes but it's never this bad and NEVER to a prisoner what did that bastard do to him‼️‼️

This whole time Tobirama actually assumed that it was some stupid tactic to make him talk, but apparently Izuna is under as much stress as he is. Well, not really but he's in an amount of stress that is not insubstantial

I cant think of anything else for this one someone do it for me!!!!

OR if we go the Senju kidnapped Izuna route it could just be Tobirama trying to get information from Izuna and all Izuna will talk about is random bullshit that's kind of relevant and maybe a little helpful but like only really specifically. Like the Senju are totally prepared to fight that one Uchiha with the three ponytails who snores, not loud, but really squeaky like.

They think Izuna is just immune to intimidating tactics but in all reality they're working, but working in a way that he's like "If I'm being interrogated cruely here then what's happening to the Uchiha what if they're all dead omg oh no omg" he just misses his home and he doesn't know if Madara or the clan is okay without him there he is literally in the worst state of his life and when hes anxious he starts to yap and its especially bad when he's with Tobirama. Like the words are just flowing out neither he nor Tobirama can stop it. Like at some point Tobirama isn't even trying to use scare tactics anymore he just sits there and listens to Izuna anxiously waffle about literally everything. Like just when Tobirama thinks he has spoken about literally everything that can be spoken about but somehow Izuna just keeps talking.

And like at some point Izunas throat is a little raw bc he has been speaking non stop for like two weeks and he's trying desperately to keep quiet, he's like spaced out multiple times and not realised what he's been saying for all he knows he's told Tobirama all of his clans secrets and hes getting more and more anxious and just when Izuna manages to stop his 1 hour rant about the bird that used to follow him around and shit on his food there's just like a minute of silence that Izuna desperately wants to fill with the rest of the story about the bird (He still has yet to tell Tobirama about the bird somehow projectile shitting onto lamb he had yet to trade, but bc of the crap on the meat nobody would take it and he swears he heard that bird laughing he KNOWS it!!!!) And he's tweaking trying to keep quiet, till suddenly Tobirama starts talking!! He's lowered his guards!!

Ofc Tobirama isn't going to like tell Izuna all of the clan secrets, but he tells a short tale about Hashirama gambling his shoes away to a six year old child and having to walk home shamefully while Tobirama stared on in silence. Izuna, who has only seen Hashirama in the most serious of circumstances, almost crys from laughter (his vocal cords are DYING) Izuna, after getting a drink of water then tells a story about Madara getting a squirrel tangled in his hair, and not noticing the crying critter for about 5 hours. After this event there was then a game among clansmen, "How many things can we put in Madaras hair before he notices" Tobirama thinks this is hilarious of course, and the both of them bond over their brothers being absolute fucking idiots.

And in like a meeting where everyone wants to know what information Tobirama is getting, and he, who is still on a high after sharing a good laugh with his prisoner, tells everyone about the game. Now- they have word that there will be a battle in the land of ice quite soon, (why? I don't know why are you asking me) and Hashirama feels all left out,,, he wants to stuff random crap into Madaras hair too!!!!

Madara, of course, is so not happy about this WHERE the hell is his brother he is tweaking the fuck out and this battle will be the one where Hashirama dies. The clan has literally been in the worst panic ever since ever and nobody is okay. Even the mean fruit lady looked upset!! They have seventeen different invasion plans and all of them are gory and very sort of glass half empty situation. Like everyone genuinely believes Izuna is either dead or dying and has been traumatized on every level.

Hashirama however has different plans (apart from the plans to put feathers in Madaras hair) see he's a smart lad and he's noticed that Tobirama is a lot more chipper than he used to be. And being the good brother is, he spies on them both. And it was heartwarming!! I mean it was a little mortifying hearing his beloved brother and Izuna laugh at the time Hashirama tried to cut his own bangs and absolutely tear him to shreds but after he got over that he was absolutely giddy!! They're just like Him and Madara were back then frfr!! This could be their chance for peace!!! I mean, out of all of them Izuna was the one who was the most against a peace treaty!!! He doesnt seem too against it now seeing as he's comfortable enough to have general banter with Tobirama!!! Oh well they're quiet now, wait no they're not, holy shit are they making out wait what no maybe its not like him and Madara uh oh maybe he should leave this feels a little private um. Uh..

I don't really want to think of the details on how Izuna actually gets out cause that sounds boring so like Hashirama probably assured Madara all is well or whatever and said some talk-no-jutsu shit to calm Madara down and bring him to some peace grounds or something and get Tobirama to get Izuna back. Which Tobirama doesn't want to do but despite Tobirama being funny and interesting and so cool Izuna really really wants to see his brother and clan mates again and he will chew through Tobirama if it means getting home.

Anyway I'm thinking the war ends with like Izuna getting sent from the Uchiha to marry Tobirama as like a peace offering or smth. The Uchiha are like really sympathetic towards Izuna like "Oh we're so sorry it had to be you this must be so hard for you I saw how you were like totally interested in the women of the clan" and Izunas like "Ikrrr its so terrible I'm sooo totally sorry i couldn't marry any of the girls of the clan boooo :("

Happy ending, TobiIzu are together, Izuna can yap freely, bc of the newly opened trade paths the price of watermelons has lowered to 14 apples, Madara has multiple caterpillars in his hair and almost all of both of the clans have lost respect for Madara and Hashirama and now treat them as those silly guys and not powerful political figures.

[forsaken-headcanons]

so, using my main acc for this because i want to show some photos (anon^4 btw, ill still be mainly using the anon feature because i like it more but ill post drawings with my hcs from time to time)

anyways, i like giving characters from things i like animals that i feel like would fit them. so, im gonna do that!

c00lkidd: Chimera, i dont really have a reasoning for this besides.... well i do what i want.

1x1x1x1: ALSO a chimera, this one i have an explanation for. I kinda just thought up, "well wouldnt it be cool if he was a chimera" and then boom, theyve been a chimers to me ever since. plus ive seen them symbolize chaos, which fits both 1x and c00lkidd so.

bluduud: Griffon, counter to c00lkidd, really only mythological creature i could think of that i guess could like be the opposite of a chimera i guess

shedlestky: ....Also a griffon. because. hes an admin. and i see people say that hes a chicken a lot so.... mythical animal thats bird related? Griffon.

twotime: I feel like this is obvious, a Phoenix, because of phoenixes represent rebirth and... twotime....... Plus their phoenix skin but thats based off of what they represent though so first point stands even harder.

mafioso: bunny.

eunoia: bunny.

nasatra: she reminds me of a cat.

elliot: dog, maybe a golden retriever mix? not any full breed though. or a cheeta because of his speed.

chance: hes a cat. no questions asked theyre just a cat. tuxedo cat. or a bunny because he has one.

jason: i... actually dont know...... erm. i want to say a wolf for a, shits and giggles plus b, forest.

john doe: dog. i mean i described him as a dog in one of my earlier asks so. makes sense.

azure: oouuhh i dont know..m. i wanna say cat again but hough.... i want to say maybe like a serpent for it also representing rebirth..... yknowwhat no yeah, go my snake.

dusekkar: deer. thats it.

noob: to be honest i want to say a cat again but also...... no fuck it kitty. this is based off of the fact they have a cat in canon.

007n7: some corvid because of their smarts.

guest 1337: dog, specifically a german shepherd or any common military-used dog breeds.

builderman: i dont know i feel like i want to give him some mythological critter because of being the creator of roblox and stuff but also i think he would just be a raccoon. if he was a mythical creature he wpuld be a dragon though. dunno why just seems right.

noli: parrot

guest 666: goat because they look very... demon-esq and demons are [from what i know] usually represented by goats.

itrapped: fox, because hes a scammer and... you kinda have to be sly for that and foxes are commonly said to be very sly so.

anyways on with those pictures i was gonna send, go my art

specifically stuff relating to this so, go my c00lkidd because hes one of the only ones who i have pictures of my design of </3 i have 1x all done too but i dont feel like getting out the photos of it... so.... ermmmmm....

Best regards, "anon"^4

I really love your art, 'anon'^4. And I also really love your animal headcanons. Fox ITrapped is real in my heart now.

[kamii-2]

hii so as yk i wanted to make an requesttt. i wanna know if you can do ice brady hc (maybe a lil spicy iykyk)

i chose ice brady because i honestly because she’s literally so underrated i see no fics abt her and i feel like i need some(desperately)

its ok if u cant do it know js take ur time mll💋💋

love u smm have a amazing day ❤️❤️

hi lovelyyy, i love this request and i agree, ice is super underrated (she’s so fine omfg)

warning(s): cussing, smut

genre: fluff & smut

pairing(s): ice brady x reader

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always making dirty jokes

like that one live where kk, paige, snd ice were talking about height and kk says that her and nika were face to face and ice goes “mouth to mouth.” 😭😭

big and little spoon, depends on the day

you guys barely ever get into arguments so when you do it’s bad

shes the type to say stuff that purposely makes you mad

a bully 😭

definitely scream sings dirty songs ALL THE TIME

like she will be in the kitchen and youll be in the bedroom and all you hear is her screaming the lyrics to all i need by lloyd

calls you names all the time

“okay little ugly.” “you tell me the opposite every day.”

records you eating and posts it with the big back audio

now every time you eat you hide from her 💀

lowkey (highkey) slow as hell

loves to facetime you when you can’t come over and play roblox

falls asleep on the phone every time you guys call

LOVES taking showers with you (in cute ways and in dirty ways)

dramatic as fuck

my blurb about ice being sick is a great example of her being dramatic 😭😭

tells you that she loves you before bed every night

loves kisses and hugs

“one more kiss?” “i just gave you like 3.” “well it’s an uneven number so-“

kk and paige are always with you guys

they’ll all come to your dorm, go to your room, then go live 😭

ice is the type of person to say “do you wanna fight” every chance she gets

“no.” “do you wanna fight?” “let’s go then.” and you stand up and she starts screaming before your even do anything

takes absolutely nothing seriously

sends you tiktoks all day long

you guys make tiktoks together all the time

lazy and only does stuff if you give her things in return

“can you do the dishes?” “not unless i get something in return.” “like what?” “head.” “ice.”

posts you on her instagram story all the time

smut hcs

i don’t see her degrading you in bed, like making fun of you as a joke yea but never calling you a slut

she loves giving praises

telling you how good you’re doing and stuff like that

absolute clown

if you wear glasses and they fall off while you guys are fucking she will play around and put them on

same thing goes for lashes 😭 like if they fall off she jsut puts them on your body some where

and if you wear wigs and it comes off, guess what … she wears it

ice is definitely a switch

shower sex is 😩

she doesn’t really care for toys

you guys have a strap and vibrator but use them every once and a while

loves edging you and getting edged

def has a sex playlist

dirtiest of dirty talkers

like nobody has talked to you the way she does

takes pictures of you guys fucking and has an album in her phone full of them

fucking everywhere but the bedroom

car, bathroom, restaurant, anywhere

ice is always horny 😭 especially at night

sends dirty messages all day long

she also sends those red thoughts tiktok videos (pls tell me yk what im talking about)

she loves when you eat her out

her moans are actually angelic

thinks scissoring is too much work so she never does it 😭😭

when she uses the strap she doesn’t hold back

tells you have much she loves you as she fucks you

loves to make you squirt

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i hope you enjoyed, anyway i hope you have a good day/night, love you 💋💋

[akascow]

fave jayvik hc so far is that jayce knew how to make a rlly good leg brace from basically scraps bc he helped in designing and crafting viktor's own brace🫠👍🏻

^^ "scraps" is kinda mirroring them probably having to make mock ups and test runs while trying to perfect viktor's brace so there were a bunch of prototypes with random parts they had lying around trying to make it work ahaaaa

like obviously jayce is extremely talented and smart when it comes to engineering so he very easily coulda come up w the design and mechanics of it on the spot (meaning using what he had on hand, rather than actually coming up with it in a few hours bc,, well he was down there for at least a few weeks HAHA) but idk its nice to think about i guess lmfao

plus itd make a lil bit of sense, like why go somewhere else to get a leg brace when your perfectly capable and willing partner is right here lmfao.

also we only see viktor has the leg brace after working with jayce. and yeah u could chalk it up to his illness getting worse so he wouldntve needed it until now. and obviously im not trying to ignore the fact that viktor is extremely capable to make it himself and if he did maybe since hes more than an assistant he actually has the tools and means to make it himself now lol.

but idk it seems like jayce was one of the first if not only person to care about V and include him in things ("people didnt believe in me, a poor disabled kid from the undercity" "i dont want to spend my whole life as an assistant" "our hextech dream" "arent you the professor's assistant" "you should be up there with me" etc) so i can totally picture him see viktor working on it or even a glance at a few crude sketches as a start and want to help his partner yk?

and from what we see hes like extremely nice and caring and at the risk of this sounding too fluffy bc thats not the point rn you can picture viktor walking around the lab, jayce noticing him wincing whenever he tries to correct his position and offering to help him with a mobility aid and they have all the means necessary to build it right here right now and shit happens and here we are now lol

hes constantly making an effort to show and tell people that hextech is not JUST his doing, but viktor's too. which, as someone who seemed to revel in the attention, jayce easily could've forgotten to mention, but never does

so in my head it makes sense that he would be the first person to propose the idea of helping him in creating a leg brace that would make walking a lil less painful (it keeps his foot straight, u can see he has to correct the angle himself in s1 act1)

anyway i think its a neat theory lmao

these didnt fit in anywhere else so im put it it here pft👇🏻

also jayce has two different braces- during and post anomaly. so while there may just be some place in piltover that makes them i’d like to think he just whipped it up all quicklike in his lab the second he got back bc like.. the blueprints are right there lol

his and viktor’s arent entirely similar ofc bc they serve two different functions,, viktors helps to keep his leg/foot facing and moving foward, and jayces kinda just stabilizes/supports his leg i think ? uh but they both help in general to reduce pain

n then viktor, having a leg that didnt develop akin to typical human anatomy, is clearly shown as not the easiest to walk or put pressure in on lmao, especially when he only really got to correct it at like age 30, so like, habits (for lack of a better term) have already been deeply rooted in his posture by now lol

bc, well,, putting any weight on that fucked up Broken In Half shin bone that Definitely Did Not heal correctly (if its even fully healed at this point in the first place) probably causes a bunch of Ouch- hence the supports in the front of his leg,, post anomaly tho, during anomaly its at the sides which was probably just to straighten the injury while it was healing idk.

i cant find a good answer as to why the lower leg support is in the front now but my main guess is so it doesnt put too much strain when he bends his knee/ankle downward, which u can kinda see in ep8 when he blasts viktor and the knockback breaks the part resting on his shoe away, and its hard to see but i think his ankle bends slightly more after the gear breaks ? so thats what i can assume.

clearly im not well versed in the art of KAFO support braces and i tried to look up to the best of my abilities but came up empty handed HAHA who knew itd be so hard referencing similarities between the homemade parallel reality fictional sci fi gear braces and modern irl real orthotic braces LMAO

[mayxo-hxh]

What are your fave hisoillu fics?? :3 (I trust yr opinion heavy)

I love getting the opportunity to yap about my fav hisoillu fics because there really arent that many I like. And Ive yapped abt them before but i still love re-yapping abt them over and over. And so. Inhales. DEALER AND MIND THE SCARS!!!!!!!!

Are you into a hisoillu get-together story. Not from the very beginning, just from a comfortable point of their already existing relationship? Dealer. Dealer dealer dealer. One of the first fics ive read abt hisoillu back in 2020 and one I am still heavily fond of to this day. Their characterizations, ESPECIALLY HISOKAAAA, is so good. soooooooo good.

I could genuinely go on and on about every little detail and scenes i adore. And guess what... it has a SEQUELLLLL!!! Sequel one shots called break even!! Just as good!! I dont get why no one ever recommends this fic when recommending hisoillu fics in general like theres no way im the only devoted fan right. COME ON. READ DEALER!!!!!! READ BREAK-EVEN!!!!!!!!!

Now wait. hear me OUT. Are you into. Hisoka being vulnerable. Hisoka post chrollo fight meeting back up with illumi and dealing with the aftermath of the injuries. and do u like it all going so wrong it gets u in ur feels until it goes right and u start bawling in ur double feels. do u like the involvement of leorio and a possible teamup of him and illumi. do u like killua finding out his older brother is dating hisoka in the worst-funniest way possible. DO U LIKE ALLUKA. u MUSt. MUSTTTT. read mind the scars. MIND THE SCARRRSSSSSSS. I cannot fucking stress this enough. One of-- dare I say THE best written fic for hisoillu on ao3. Its a masterpiece from the ground up. I would even recommend it over dealer. Thats how badly I NEED you to read it. If mind the scars has no fans then im dead.

sorry for the extremely messy reply-- i havent slept in over 24 hours bcs of semester submission withdrawals lmao.

Anyways!! As always, I also have my bookmarks on AO3 that recommend some hisoillu fics that i found worthwhile to read ^^

and if u fuck with my hcs... then ull also fuck with my own fics!! (on the same account) But I gotta warn, theyre VERY specifically made Just For Me. It may not be a very general cup of tea for everyone. demi virgin hisoillu, trans hisoka, and my favorite stupid au where hisoka is a mermaid and illumi is a human diver-- u get my drift. I'm the target audience. I self indulge HARD and generally write my fics for myself, or rather what I wish to see more of in the fandom, based on my niche hcs.

Have fun!!! (join the mind the scars fanbase NOWWWW)(pls)

[iconsumeheadcanons]

some turtle origin hcs

this is based on appearance for now. and very small list lol. i just needed to talk about tmnt and herps or i was gonna like explode or smth. PLEASE share ur own ideas if u have any!!!!

i think tumblr will auto-label images posted by another user that reused in-site, but if not i just grab baby tmnt turt pics from forgetful-nerd

2003

either yellow-bellied sliders Trachemys scripta scripta (left) or chinese box turtle Cuora flavomarginata(right)(im leaning more towards cuora here)

->yellow plastrons

->domed shells (espceially like the chinese box for this!)

->both sold as pets (yellow-bellied way more likely since its native-ish and common)

->i heard sliders are very personable (most sliders slip into water if i get within 100ft of them tho so i cannot confirm)

->the box turts are very squort

2012

diamondback terrapins malaclemys terrapin!! you cannot convince me otherwise tbh (but i love to hear more hcs too!!)

->look at the goofy shape of those legs. look at that. just like the 3d models

->spots, swirls, pale coloring(but there are ones that match the color of the brothers better, they arent all pale white)

->flat ovular shape shell that is bulky

->popular pets, typically ppl get more than one at a time, and somewhat native to the region as they live in brackish/coastal habitats (fitting for turts who regularly swim in flooded areas and eat algae and worm based meals for like....15ish years)

->(they would be carnivorous if they were purely turtle btw)(also eating algae isnt really too weird. prolly strange how they do it since they seem to eat it fresh? but ppl eat seaweed and algae based broths all the time; i.e. most stuff in japan actually!)

->pls look at pics of these, theyre so unique as a species, have fun personalities, and look so stinking silly

->oh and dee said one ep that they were either (eastern?) box turtles or diamondbacks. i think they have very little in common w terrapene carolina carolina

2023

STINKPOTS aka musk turtles!!!!!!!! i havent picked out a particular one (and there are many!) but LOOK AT IT ASDLFKJASDFKLJDSF

->ALL of them look exactly this goofy. they only get GOOFIER with age. spectacular

->so small. please understand. size of a pea kinda creature (only exaggerating a bit). they hatch the size of a coin and reach adult size of smaller than a human hand. i have held one before. this is not exaggerating. i have "medically small" hands as well. (if anyone could explain what my neuromusc doc meant by that btw that would be cool to know. i just know it means i cant reach the enter key on my laptop w/o moving my whole arm over too)

->stinky:teenage boys going to public school blah blah that joke i guess

->looks exactly like how i imagine donnies scream would look like if it manifested as a real turtle

->some ppl have them as pets, kinda rare tho. the turts are VERY common in my experience. usually in wetlands foresty environments. if there are some native to illinois i dont see why they wouldnt be fucking around some parking lot drainage pond in new york

->great mixture of looking fat and squishy and also looking like a child growing into their long limbs. good silly shapes

->look like little treats to snack on like gum <3

^mikey giving his first stand up performance at comedy club

[ppppxseur]

characters that i believe are black

what are my qualifications you may ask? i'm black. thats it those are my qualifications

also if i see a single comment about "blackwashing" i will lose my SHIT, i swear to god

also theres no fandom order for this so good luck trying to figure out what's coming next

MINA ASHIDO (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

she breakdances, she's spunky, she's energetic. she's deffo one of those black girls who wears cookie monster pajama pants to school and adopts shy kids cuz she doesn't have that type of shame

like... need i make myself clear enough?

also she definitely has some sort of vitiligo

IZUKU MIDORIYA (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

i mean... he has no father. horikoshi practically screamed in my face that this kid is black as fuck.

he deffo cant cook tho, which i like to think is something that bakugou teases him relentlessly for

also this boy is tenderheaded as fuck and cries when mina does his hair

LUCINDA (APHMAU MCD/MYSTREET)

LOOK AT HER. look me in the eyes and tell me RIGHT now that that is not an albino black woman

you cant, im simply correct on everything

god i miss my girl. lucinda you deserve the world and you deserve all of the screentime and i cannot believe that bitch aaron SNATCHED the screentime that was rightfully yours

THE STRILONDES (HOMESTUCK)

"but do you mean all of-" YES. ALL OF THEM. they are all black and they are all jewish hussie told me so himself, argue with the GODDAMN wall.

ARADIA / DAMARA MEGIDO (HOMESTUCK)

my favorite weird girl <3

"but the megidos are asi-" WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. SHUT UP.

first of all the fact that damara's typing quirk was just Straight Up Japanese (and not even GOOD japanese either) is NOT the best fucking look if you want to potray another race. but also people can be biracial that is a thing and i hc the megidos as being blasian.

there is everyone happy? good now lets keep going

NEPETA / MEULIN LEIJON (HOMESTUCK)

(my second favorite weird girl)

(my THIRD favorite weird girl)

i dunno. theyre my faves. i love them. therefore they are black. i feel like i dont need much explanation other than that

KARKAT / KANKRI VANTAS (HOMESTUCK)

ugh. the thing that sucks about ones with family (or... i guess in the trolls case, the closest thing of "family" you can get) is that you have to make them all the same race or otherwise you have to explain the weird shit

kankri is lightskinned and uses his white passing privilege for evil.

also before you even THINK about trying to pass off white vantas: LOOK at their fucking storyline. just LOOK at it.

(before i move on from homestuck, i just wanna mention a quick side note: i didnt include gamzee or kurloz for one Very Obvious reason and thats the fact that, just like damara and her incredibly broken and bad Japanese as hussie's horrendous attempts to include other races in homestuck, i simply believe that the notion of all purple bloods being naturally incredibly violent is Not A Good Look. especially adding in that the only reason why gamzee is pacified is because he's doing the troll equivalent of hard drugs. and you can make an argument because... well.. what about kurloz? and to that my response would be WHAT ABOUT HIM? because i dont remember dick diddly and SQUAT about him and i dont really care.

so yeah i didnt include the makaras because while i do believe they are black i dont believe theyre the best representation because the only reason why people think that is because of the incredibly racist undertones of it)

ANYWAY i'm doing ONE more because this thread is already so goddamn long

POPPY AND VIVA (TROLLS)

the silliest girls possibly in the entire universe. i think they're black and hispanic mixed (im thinking maybe dominican or cuban)

ANYWAY! end of this long ass fucking thread. i cant believe my first fucking post on this account was this monster of a thread

anyway, follow me if you like any of these fandoms ig