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wats ur name also do you have insta I think we can be friends I love blue lock :3

aly:3 I only have one insta, but it's kinda like a school account type of insta so I don't share it💔

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how old r you

minor

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This is how I see every oc x canon for the eltingville club

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Kaiser hcs (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAAATTT

• Avid Rammstein listener.. any playlist he has has at least 6 Rammstein songs in it

• there never was much food in the house growing up for him, so other than bread crusts he used to heat up sugar when his dad was gone and he'd make weird little lollipops and that's what'd he eat as a snack sometimes

• used to be terrified of krampus, but now he looks at videos of kids getting scared of people dressed as krampus and lets out a genuine giggle

• he wanted to get his tattoos all on the same day, but decided against it because he wanted to be able to go practice without pain

• he knows where his mom is, but doesn't ever plan to go and meet her; or any of his relatives, really.

• found comfort in stray dogs because they reminded him of himself as a kid, scruffy and unloved- that's why they're his favorite animals now

• If he had a partner, he'd try not to be too touchy in public but behind closed doors he'd be ALL over them, depending on the day

• worst person to watch a movie with, yaps the whole time

• During any match with a foreign team, he'll say dumb remarks in German because he knows they have no idea what he's saying

• doesn't like having his hair touched. only a selective few can, and that's just his barber, himself, and whoever he'd allow

• he wears strong ass cologne, so strong you can smell it FROM 2 ROOMS AWAY💔

• he feels he's impossible to keep up with, has always been hesitant to get into a relationship with ANYONE, so he has no experience

• that being said, even if he comes off as flirty, he doesn't actually know what he's doing

• he can't ride a bike because he never owned one

• SPEEDWALKER. the type to walk with someone then speed up because of how damn long his legs are

• his back is like an Achilles heel to him, but not in the way that if he hurt it he'd be done for- just in the way that it's sensitive.

• even though he wears cologne and stuff, his skin just smells naturally sweet?? nothing wrong with him health wise or anything, he's just like that.

• now that he has money, he'd spoil his partner rotten if he had one.

• actually has no idea what to do with his money other than that. LMAOOO

• not a dry texter, despite the fact that he looks like he'd probably be a dry texter

• wanted a puppy as a kid, obviously couldn't get one due to his circumstances

• got chased by a pitbull while hanging out around a bunch of stray dogs

• best believe baby kaiser didn't step near pitbulls for a month or two after that

• if he hadn't done soccer and did a different sport, I feel like he'd be a volleyball player

SO SORRY I DIDNT POST IN A WHILE i literally couldn't think of anything and I've been busy with school🦧 I know a majority of people on tumblr want bf hcs and all that so maybe I'll do that next if I can come up w/ something good

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OHHHH NOOO BACHIRAAAAAAAAAAAA 💀😱😱😰😰

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Bill's yelling face looks like he's got possessed by a demon or some shit

Like bro, calm the fuck down. Somebody put him in a madhouse

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Shidou HCs :3

it's bbg hour.

• Loud chewer. I just know it 🙁

• Like, he could be in a library, just with a bag of chips, and everything would be fine- until he starts eating them. Shidou and Takis are a lethal combo.

• He's gotta be like half Colombian, my radar is going off (I'm half Colombian, he's got the skills of an atlético nacional player)

• Probably writes emojis into whatever he writes, if he can't text 'em he'll speak them, write them, anything

• Gyaruo. Shidou IS a gyaruo. Yes, he can do parapara

• His hair looks sharp, but is actually pretty soft despite all the product he uses

• Has to buy a new eyeliner every few weeks💔💔

• He steals phones from his friends like a super senior. It is SO annoying

• He only says freaky things to his guy friends, and if he dates anyone, then they have to hear it too

• Spam calls Sae on purpose for no reason, just to say he didn't mean to and it was him "buttdialing"

• You best believe Sae is on the verge of blocking him every time.

• PRO fortnite player, you'll never catch him lacking🙊

• He used to bully kids on Roblox before his account got banned from so many reports from 7 year olds

• Even while people may think he's dumb from first glance, he's actually really smart- he just doesn't try hard enough in some of his classes

• When Shidou was born, he looked like those little troll dolls (still does)

• If he was an American highschool student, he'd be the type to play music REALLY loudly from a speaker in his backpack the moment he walks in.. 😒

• HATES sherpa, I just feel like he's the type to hate sherpa yk

• He makes playlists with stupid names or emojis like "goon👅👅" or something stupid

• FIRE just dance player, he does NOT miss a move and WILL get down

okay, thats all the dumb stuff I can think abt rn, these r kinds just shitpost headcanons at this rate😣 pls tell me u enjoyed before I sulk and quit and never open tumblr again

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Bachira Hcs :3

• Was definitely the type of kid to collect bugs and treat them as his friends, total result of bullying💀

• CANNOT sit in a chair correctly for the life of him, it's so bad

• Moves too much in his sleep, and a chronic sleep kicker

• those sleep kicks HURT

• Borderline unintelligible writing, but that's only when he doesn't feel like writing neatly

• That's why he drew a dolphin on his toothbrush instead of writing his name, didn't think it was important to write it

• Has leaned back in his chair at school and fallen, always swears to the teacher that it won't happen again (it will)

• Probably goes up the stairs on all fours for funsies

• Makes a MEAN protein shake (I don't know why I thought of this, but it makes sense to me💔)

• Does NOT shut up whenever anyone asks him about soccer, whether they're apart of Blue Lock or not

• Spam texter 😟

• HE KICKS HIS FRIENDS IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE

• Chronic test paper doodler, has lost points on tests for it

• Has millions of playlists that he made for no reason, literally just playlists he made for a specific day and never listened to again.

• Has been posted on his school's "caught sleeping" account, VARIOUS times...

• Sings in the shower💔

• His tiktok is a total shit posting account, maybe once in a while he'll post a pic of himself

• Same thing with any of his social media, his instagram notes are STRAIGHT BRAINROT

• Tried to watch Hamilton because Isagi recommended it to him, fell asleep half way and never finished it.

AHHH FIRST REAL POST I literally need to learn how to make these posts cutesy and decorated but I'm on mobile n don't have a laptop jajaja

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what i write!!

FANDOMS:

• Eltingville Club

• Blue Lock (not too much though since I just got into it😟)

• Sally Face

• Red Dead Redemption (kinda hard but it's ok)

• Haikyuu

• TBHK

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid (literally only Rodrick LMAOOO)

• The Outsiders

• Tex

• Donnie Darko

• OHSHC

• maaaybe JJBA...

• Genshin

• ...Homestuck... 😒

• Fullmetal Alchemist ;3

• PJO, HoO

• Bungou Stray Dogs

GENRES I'LL WRITE:

• Fluff

• Angst

• One-shots

• Short fics

• Headcanons (nothin crazy)

WHAT I WON'T WRITE:

• Dubcon / noncon

• Smut in general (I'm bad at it)

• Anything involving substance abuse or alcoholism

• Incest

• Abuse

• Anything that'd make me say "ewww!!"

That's rlly it for now, I'm in sooo many fandoms but I feel like for a lot of them I don't know enough to write for it 🤕 made this account for my friend to give me requests and stuff. ALSOALSOALSO I haven't gotten very far in Blue Lock yet so no spoilers pls!! I also haven't played Genshin in FOREVER (computer stopped being able to have space for genshin right when the 2022 Kazuha re-run happened.. we don't talk abt that) so if anyone requests a newer character, it'll take me a while💔