#groupie stories

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Brazilian groupie story 🤭

anon this was a lifechanging read, thank you

translation below via google:

89FM MAGAZINE "How stupid I was!"

Simone is 23 years old, studies journalism and says she meets famous artists for fun. Her biggest frustration: "I could have gotten together with Steve Harris from Iron Maiden, but I ended up getting together with the guitarist from Motorhead - my God, how stupid I was!". She loves discovering the normal guys behind the pop stars.

"Sexually, it's a different thing. When I go out to meet someone, I don't go thinking about having sex with anyone. Now, if the mood comes up, it's different. I act as if I were with a normal person. I don't give in. I don't want to have sex only with pop stars. I can even have sex with someone who isn't famous."

"I really need to talk to you in private..."

Simone says that Noel Gallagher is a great lover. "I went with a friend to the hotel where Oasis was staying. I told her: 'Have you read what the press said about them? They're going to treat us badly. They've already said they don't want women. I don't know if it's worth the risk'. But we arrived at the hotel around four in the afternoon, went in normally, there was no commotion and we bumped into Liam Gallagher. We went straight through and went to a little bar in the hotel because I was sure they were going there. We sat down, there were some other girls there too.

"Then everyone in the band started to get off, except for Noel. Suddenly, the band's head of security came to our table and said: 'Liam told me to give you these credentials and invite you to a 'fucking party', a party that's going to happen in the bar downstairs, in the hotel'. I took the opportunity to ask to take a photo with Liam. He said it was okay, even though they hated photos.

Shortly after, Noel came down, said hi to everyone, sat down and watched. We stayed there for about three hours exchanging glances. "That night we went to the show and then went back to the hotel. The head of security was waiting for us and said: 'Liam and Noel want you to sit at a table in front of theirs'.

Noel sat across from us and Liam sat on the other side of the bar. I stayed to myself. Noel was drinking and looking at our faces. From the table, he asked: 'Have you ordered anything to drink yet?'; I said: 'Yes, thank you'. A girl who was sitting next to us left and left an empty seat. Then my friend invited him to sit down and he took a glass, a cigarette and came over. Then, Liam went to the bathroom. Noel got up and followed him. I don't know what they were doing. I took the opportunity to move to their table, which was bigger and more fun.

A little while later, Noel came back and sat next to me. It was just me, Noel and another girl. We talked about the band, we sang the songs. At a certain point, he nudged me and said: 'I really need to talk to you in private, Don't you want to go up?'. I got nervous, thought about it and said yes. He said: 'so as not to be annoying, I'll go up first and then my security guard will escort you to my room'. He chose me. He liked me, and there was a vibe.

"In five minutes the security guard came and escorted me to his room. Noel was very polite. I sat on the couch and he offered me a drink. I drank water and he had a beer. The room was a mess. He said: 'don't worry, it's a band room'. I asked to have a look around and he let me. His suitcase was open, on the table, along with the CDs. There were several buttons. Then he said: 'you know why I called you here, don't you?' I said I know. 'Okay then. I just want to make one thing clear: you only do what you want. I thought you were cool, I wanted to be alone with you,' he said. But I was there, I had gone upstairs and I knew what could happen.

"The cool thing is that he didn't grab me. He talked, explained. Everyone always talks, but he went too far. Then, he changed. He started kissing me. I thought I would never be able to get close to him and, suddenly, he was there with me. I thought: 'I can't believe I'm here with Noel Gallagher.' I was interested in him and things started to heat up. He's not that gorgeous, but he has some attractions. White skin, he smells good. Then it happened. He's a great lover, I loved being with him.

"We were together for about five hours. He was snorting and wouldn't stop, but that didn't seem to get in the way. He liked to stay under the covers, talking. We talked about everything - drugs, music, the band, what I did. He asked if I knew he was married and I said yes. I asked: 'If you're married, why are you with me?' He replied: 'Marriage is a flawed institution. When I like someone, I stay. And you're the first Brazilian girl I've stayed with.'

He's a really nice guy, super funny. He said he thought I was cool. He said: 'One of the most important things isn't having money and fame, it's having health. I thought that was cool about you, that you don't do drugs, don't drink, you're a cool girl. I've been using drugs since I was 14 and health is something I won't be able to buy, no matter how much money I have.'

"At seven in the morning, I left. He insisted: 'Go to sleep, I want to stay with you'. I said: 'Noel, I can't'. He said: 'I want to see you again, can you come here tomorrow? Give me your phone number'. And he gave me his phone number with a code. He said: 'When I wake up I'll call you'. I was having lunch at home when he called. 'Can you come here?', he asked. I went there and stayed with him again. He said he had something special to give me and gave me a button he was wearing. It wasn't anything extraordinary, but it was nice and I thanked him. When I was leaving he asked: 'Can I call you whenever I want?' And I said yes."

ESTADÃO – 03/27/98 The Brazilian students who broke through the siege and met the Gallagher brothers up close

Nancy Spungen caught Sid Vicious in her net. Courtney Love forked Kurt Cobain. And for a few fleeting hours last weekend, Brazilian students Simone Filadelfo and Lilian Vituzzo, both 23, had English brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher in their hands - and vice versa, of course.

Bad boys from the British group Oasis - the hottest band on the international rock scene - Liam and Noel threw a party right after their last Brazilian show, at the São Paulo Sambadrome, last Saturday.

The party was so lively that it ended up claiming a victim: guitarist Paul Arthurs (Bonehead). After downing an entire bottle of French champagne Crystal, the favorite of singer Nina Simone, he passed out and only managed to board the plane to Mexico City on Monday, the final leg of the Be Here Now tour.

But let's get to the story, a brief chronicle of Oasis' Brazilian nights. In the end, just a trivial story on the rock menu. "What will my friends at college think of me?" asks Simone Filadelfo, as she counts the photos she took at the meeting. She leans back in her chair and then regains her determined look, "oh, never mind…", she exclaims.

Her friend Lilian shows no hesitation and begins to tell the story of what happened. It all started at the bar of the Maksoud Plaza hotel. On Saturday afternoon, the head of security for Oasis was walking around with Liam Gallagher and three other security guards and saw four girls drinking soda at the bar. It wasn't long before Liam told the security guard to invite the girls to a 'big party' right after the show. They, in turn, didn't hold back, after all they had already been to countless other pop star parties during their effervescent career - Lilian, who became a character in women's magazines with her dazzling groupie career, has already walked the runway with people like Jason Bonham, Evan Dando, Dave Mustaine and so on...

Liam hadn't even taken off his Brazilian national team jersey number 9 when he arrived at the Vikings restaurant, inside Maksoud Plaza, around 2 am on Sunday. Lilian asked what the ring with a blue heart-shaped stone meant: "It's Irish, a family heirloom", said the singer.

Liam seemed to like Lilian. He complimented her exotic looks, criticized her waist tattoos ("I would never get them", he said) and thought her hair was barbaric. "Mine is horrible, I think I'll cut it", he said.

But, when it came to Liam Gallagher, you could never be sure if he was really in a good mood. After all, two nights earlier, at the bar of the Sheraton Hotel in Rio (after listening to Burt Bacharach placidly), he almost slapped a foreign escort girl in the face who invited him to take a tour of her room.

The Brazilian girls, excited to have managed to break the transparent barrier that separates the pop star from the fan, sang at the table - as backing vocals for the Gallagher brothers - the songs that the "brothers" made famous around the world: Don't Look back in Anger, Help! and Wonderwall.

Noel Gallagher confided in us. He said he hated caipirinha, that he only drank it to be 'polite'. He said he despises the Stones, but respects the Prodigy, Verve, Primal Scream and his younger brother, Liam, whom he hugs all the time, away from the eyes of the press. "They both love each other, this story that they can't stand each other is pure marketing", reveals Lilian.

At one point during the party, guitarist Paul Arthurs confronted Lilian with a series of moral questions. 'What are you doing here?' he asked. 'What do you want?' and, to conclude, he quoted a song by Oasis, Don't Look Back in Anger, to give her some advice: "don't put your love in the hands of a rock band, you're wasting your time".

Simone Filadelfo got along very well with Noel Gallagher. He gave her a button that the Oasis guitarist wears on his lapel all the time, with the words "saint/sinner" written on it, each word at the opposite pole from the other.

At a certain point during the night, Noel invited her to come upstairs. "If you want to go up, no one will know," the guitarist assured. And then she met little Noel biblically, who she called "phenomenal." And he preferred that everyone find out, like in that joke where the guy is shipwrecked and ends up on a desert island, alone with Cindy Crawford. You need to have someone to tell.

On Sunday morning, Simone says she shared apartment 1503 at Maksoud Plaza with the guitarist, who was staying under the codename mr. Steve Burton. To get there, she was escorted by a security guard. He left there at seven. At noon, the guitarist called home. Lilian thought Liam was cute, but says she didn't want anything to do with him. "Don't put your love in the hands of a rock band," went the song she listened to on the car's cassette player as she drove home.

[oneluckygirl]

Okay I think I found something…

Proceed with caution though because they’re literal groupie stories 👀

[thebramblewood]

Helena and Caleb have been busy burying the hatchet and starring in their new hit sitcom. Currently accepting theme song submissions!

Clue card designed by @surely-sims! I thought it would be a cute detail to add. 🥰

Previous / Next

Caleb: Miss Scarlett with the dagger in the lounge.

Helena: Are you sure you’re not just describing your sister on a bad day?

Caleb: Oh, you mean every day?

Helena: Speak of the devil and she shall appear.

[canned audience laughter]

Helena: Regrettably, Miss Scarlett is out of contention. My turn!

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Helena: Caleb, look! Poor little thing. Where did you come from?

Caleb: More importantly, how is it still alive? Animals don’t have a tendency to thrive around here, wild or domesticated.

Helena: She’s a girl! We should keep her!

Caleb: Lilith would hate it. She might even…

Helena: Lilith will not touch a hair on her body! [in baby voice] I’m going to name you Drusilla.

Caleb: Hold on. Is that a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference?

Helena: Oh, well, I went down this research rabbit hole after… you know. It may have included a Simflix binge. Is it forbidden media now?

Caleb: Of course not! [sheepish but excited] I actually have the full series box set upstairs. Should we…

Helena: HELL YEAH, WE SHOULD!

Helena: Drusilla, come back! Don’t you want to meet your namesake?

Lilith: Disgusting little goblin. What particularly loathsome circle of hell did you claw your way out of?

[canned audience laughter]

[completelymindfucked]

This just in! Groupie touring with band, rumored to be lead singers brother!

[nonogalego]

Noel Gallagher REALLY kissed a girl in Rio de Janeiro in 2012!

É meus amigos, depois de dias de muita gente duvidando de sua história, o Barbacast postou um vídeo com uma de suas fotos de Noel beijando uma mulher no Rio de Janeiro em 2012 enquanto estava no Brasil em turnê com os High Flying Birds!

Segundo o que ele conta, ela não é a prostituta que ele relatou no outro vídeo! Ou seja, Noel ficou com mais de uma mulher naquela noite! 😱 Ele segue afirmando que tem mais fotos e vídeos e que postará mais se pedirem!

A questão agora é: foi só um beijo ou teve algo mais? 👀 (embora eu ache que a esta altura isso seja uma pergunta retórica).

Pois é Noel, você tentou esconder, mas o hype do Oasis perece que vai trazer a tona muitas histórias!

E aí mad fer it, pra vocês Noel foi de Dave Grohl ou não estão surpresos?

Ah, se souberem mais histórias do tipo, me contem por favor! 🙏

[born-to-lose]

If I had a nickel for every bassist of a German band which formed in the late 80s who gave me their contact info and asked me to send them all the videos I recorded at their concert, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's funny that it's happened twice

[imminent-danger-came]

You ever feel slightly too weird for weird spaces

[sp0o0kylights]

Okay so this is killing me but you have a fic summary in ur pinned post but no link and I’m begging for it. Unless you haven’t written it yet idk but it’s very important that I get it please 😭

“Whumpverse: Eddie finds a drunk and bloody Steve Harrington in a bathtub at Tina’s party three days after Starcourt. He incorrectly comes to the conclusion Steve is in an abusive BDSM relationship”

Ahhh yes, my other brainchild that I ignore all the time. I feel like the joke title for that one was F*ck Around F*nd Out lol.

I have a lot of bits and pieces of that one written, but I made the decision to focus on the soulmate AU I've got running on A03 (and now Adopt a Jock and the BB fic lol) because it's gonna be another one with super long chapters and I'm having enough fun attempting to wrangle the fifth chapter of the Soulmate AU (it's become its own damn novel at this point but so help me that fic will only be six chapters if I have to FORCE it to be six chapters!) So what I have linked under it is what's been posted thus far, and nothings on A03.

Once the Soulmate AU's finished, it's gonna be my next Big Fucker in terms of fics, so it'll get there! Not sure when, but it will get there!

[im-goin-mad]

love isn't crushing on a hot guitarist - love is my friend and i saying the most gruesome, inappropriate, dehumanising, sexualising stuff about him

[expirisims]

The Future Looks Bright Ahead

Just enjoying a normal morning when these notifications popped up...Brianna! Noooo!! I thought you were finally over Reggie for good!

Kyle was off to another study session at the library and bumped into Andrae on a walk with Daniella. How cute! He's walking her past his old house!

Alicia's career continues to skyrocket!

Oh Shayne... facepalm...

And it looks like he's got a yucky old hairball to clean up when he gets home too!

Oh no! I'm really thinking it may be time to break up Zombie Roommate and get a real job when I get to the Thigpen household. Alyson has given him several years now to try to make it as a rockstar and while the bandmates all have decent skill, they've just never taken off. Guess the band career is one I really need to be active in which doesn't work with rotational play.

It's the end of my time with the Gibbs household and what would a Sims playthrough be without random townies congregating on their porch in the middle of the night for no reason? LOL! This game!

[blueclearcloud]

I am a birdie wing stan, truly. It is beautifully unhinged and fast paced. It is basically a shounen soap opera but even gayer. But i do have to say, i am too icked by the high school golf captain being shipped with Aoi's dad.

[nitebloom]

omg one of my fav coworkers was a bunny at the original playboy mansion in the 60s/70s 😭❤️ chicago royalty fr

[robinsnest2111]

thinking about that polycrue plot bunny work in progress thing I have sitting in my notes app...

I think it'll have to wait until I can actually write good and convincing flirting and smut, which is not anytime soon I fear...

[offthewall1979]

damn. Dirty Diana reads differently to me now. as a kid i was like wow this guy REALLY doesn't wanna cheat on his gf, that's nice. now it's kinda distressing in a different way

[im-goin-mad]

when he looks like an older version of heath ledger in 10 things i hate about you <3

[vanalex]

“The topic of this program [The Jerry Springer Show] was rock stars and their groupies, so my first thought is, why do they want to talk to me when I’m not a rock star and I don’t have any groupies?” he said during a recent telephone interview from Birmingham, Ala.

Steele explained that while the discussion was going on on stage, he was sitting in a back room, oblivious to accusations being made on stage, which he said were totally untrue. Upon going to the stage, he had no idea why he was facing a jeering and unfriendly audience.

“I was really kind of annoyed that I was out there to be made fun of, like some kind of social clown. I had a really bad feeling about doing the show … and my feelings were correct. In the future, when I have a gut feeling about something, I am definitely going to go with what I feel in my heart. There are things much more important than money to me; dignity is one of them.”

The Indiana Gazette, June 28th 1995