#groupie stories

[oneluckygirl]

Okay I think I found something…

Proceed with caution though because they’re literal groupie stories 👀

[idyllic333dreams]

Hey pookies, i have something for you guys

https://metalsludge.tv/the-long-and-short-of-it-the-world-famous-penis-chart/

Go Crazy with It 😋

[thebramblewood]

Helena and Caleb have been busy burying the hatchet and starring in their new hit sitcom. Currently accepting theme song submissions!

Clue card designed by @surely-sims! I thought it would be a cute detail to add. 🥰

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Caleb: Miss Scarlett with the dagger in the lounge.

Helena: Are you sure you’re not just describing your sister on a bad day?

Caleb: Oh, you mean every day?

Helena: Speak of the devil and she shall appear.

[canned audience laughter]

Helena: Regrettably, Miss Scarlett is out of contention. My turn!

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Helena: Caleb, look! Poor little thing. Where did you come from?

Caleb: More importantly, how is it still alive? Animals don’t have a tendency to thrive around here, wild or domesticated.

Helena: She’s a girl! We should keep her!

Caleb: Lilith would hate it. She might even…

Helena: Lilith will not touch a hair on her body! [in baby voice] I’m going to name you Drusilla.

Caleb: Hold on. Is that a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference?

Helena: Oh, well, I went down this research rabbit hole after… you know. It may have included a Simflix binge. Is it forbidden media now?

Caleb: Of course not! [sheepish but excited] I actually have the full series box set upstairs. Should we…

Helena: HELL YEAH, WE SHOULD!

Helena: Drusilla, come back! Don’t you want to meet your namesake?

Lilith: Disgusting little goblin. What particularly loathsome circle of hell did you claw your way out of?

[canned audience laughter]

[completelymindfucked]

This just in! Groupie touring with band, rumored to be lead singers brother!

[spamgyu]

no bc imagine being friends with benefits with stephen choi

EXCEPT THE BENEFITS PART IS LITERALLY JUST HIM TAKING YOU ON DATES AND CALLING YOU NICKNAMES AND SHIT

i need this so bad like you ask him "why do you call me baby when we're not even dating" and he goes like "we could be if you weren't so blind" EXCUSE ME???

STEPHEN CHOI GO AWAY (pls don't im giggling crying kicking my feet and throwing up rn)

if i die the blame is on you for creating stephen choi 😔

-- 😼

"the benefit is him taking u out on dates" BYE

bc stephen choi calling it fwb and ur like ??! last time i checked we're not fucking

and he doesnt care bc ur his baby✨💖 and he literally will drop anything and everything for u and u swear u dont care and ur not gonna fall for any of it

bc hellooo it's stephen

but ok tell me why u guys went on a weekend trip???

why did are u letting him kiss u all over the face to try to cheer u up?!!

"ok maybe i do like the benefits of this friendship" 🫥

🫵🏼put a label on it cowards

bonus: groupchat shenanigans ft. this so called fwb

[born-to-lose]

If I had a nickel for every bassist of a German band which formed in the late 80s who gave me their contact info and asked me to send them all the videos I recorded at their concert, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's funny that it's happened twice

[imminent-danger-came]

You ever feel slightly too weird for weird spaces

[nonogalego]

Noel Gallagher REALLY kissed a girl in Rio de Janeiro in 2012!

É meus amigos, depois de dias de muita gente duvidando de sua história, o Barbacast postou um vídeo com uma de suas fotos de Noel beijando uma mulher no Rio de Janeiro em 2012 enquanto estava no Brasil em turnê com os High Flying Birds!

Segundo o que ele conta, ela não é a prostituta que ele relatou no outro vídeo! Ou seja, Noel ficou com mais de uma mulher naquela noite! 😱 Ele segue afirmando que tem mais fotos e vídeos e que postará mais se pedirem!

A questão agora é: foi só um beijo ou teve algo mais? 👀 (embora eu ache que a esta altura isso seja uma pergunta retórica).

Pois é Noel, você tentou esconder, mas o hype do Oasis perece que vai trazer a tona muitas histórias!

E aí mad fer it, pra vocês Noel foi de Dave Grohl ou não estão surpresos?

Ah, se souberem mais histórias do tipo, me contem por favor! 🙏

[lovegrowsart]

i'll be honest every time i see atla fandom defend characters' unacknowledged flaws/mistakes/underdevelopment using some comic panel or another i have to laugh, as if bryke constantly relying on extratextual material to atla and tlok to try and fix the holes they write themselves into isn't a massive indicator they're generally quite bad at writing a good and cohesive story on their own/when they insist on complete creative control 🫠

[sp0o0kylights]

Okay so this is killing me but you have a fic summary in ur pinned post but no link and I’m begging for it. Unless you haven’t written it yet idk but it’s very important that I get it please 😭

“Whumpverse: Eddie finds a drunk and bloody Steve Harrington in a bathtub at Tina’s party three days after Starcourt. He incorrectly comes to the conclusion Steve is in an abusive BDSM relationship”

Ahhh yes, my other brainchild that I ignore all the time. I feel like the joke title for that one was F*ck Around F*nd Out lol.

I have a lot of bits and pieces of that one written, but I made the decision to focus on the soulmate AU I've got running on A03 (and now Adopt a Jock and the BB fic lol) because it's gonna be another one with super long chapters and I'm having enough fun attempting to wrangle the fifth chapter of the Soulmate AU (it's become its own damn novel at this point but so help me that fic will only be six chapters if I have to FORCE it to be six chapters!) So what I have linked under it is what's been posted thus far, and nothings on A03.

Once the Soulmate AU's finished, it's gonna be my next Big Fucker in terms of fics, so it'll get there! Not sure when, but it will get there!

[im-goin-mad]

love isn't crushing on a hot guitarist - love is my friend and i saying the most gruesome, inappropriate, dehumanising, sexualising stuff about him

[expirisims]

The Future Looks Bright Ahead

Just enjoying a normal morning when these notifications popped up...Brianna! Noooo!! I thought you were finally over Reggie for good!

Kyle was off to another study session at the library and bumped into Andrae on a walk with Daniella. How cute! He's walking her past his old house!

Alicia's career continues to skyrocket!

Oh Shayne... facepalm...

And it looks like he's got a yucky old hairball to clean up when he gets home too!

Oh no! I'm really thinking it may be time to break up Zombie Roommate and get a real job when I get to the Thigpen household. Alyson has given him several years now to try to make it as a rockstar and while the bandmates all have decent skill, they've just never taken off. Guess the band career is one I really need to be active in which doesn't work with rotational play.

It's the end of my time with the Gibbs household and what would a Sims playthrough be without random townies congregating on their porch in the middle of the night for no reason? LOL! This game!

[sofiiel]

Allie x Eddie Moodboard

Fic: Accidentally in Love - by @itsmyyear86

Why are they so cute? why are they so cute!

[blueclearcloud]

I am a birdie wing stan, truly. It is beautifully unhinged and fast paced. It is basically a shounen soap opera but even gayer. But i do have to say, i am too icked by the high school golf captain being shipped with Aoi's dad.

[nitebloom]

omg one of my fav coworkers was a bunny at the original playboy mansion in the 60s/70s 😭❤️ chicago royalty fr

[atreldes]

“Forget a footnote or a chapter— I want the whole fucking history book!”

A moodboard for my @infamous-if mc Rorie Rose, she/her, lead singer of electronic/synth rock band rising//sinking.