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im-goin-mad · 7 months ago

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love isn't crushing on a hot guitarist - love is my friend and i saying the most gruesome, inappropriate, dehumanising, sexualising stuff about him

#everytime i think it's not that funny i remember him yelling “guitar cunt” cus he didn't know the guitarist's name lmaooo #yeah the guitarist didn't think it was that funny #i would love to know the end of it but he disappeared at some point and i got myself a boy toy #yes i'm mostly lesbian (except blond long haired guitarists and for the plot)#but i also need someone to pay for my drinks #he did leave tho when i said i'm gay and i live on the other side of the country #literally as those words left my mouth i thought damn double homicide #anyway not what i was talking about #but this story is so fucking funny #prop gonna reblog this on my side where i talked abt the band already don't mind me #frienship #true friendship #how the hell do i tag this #guitarist #groupie

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eosofspades · 2 years ago

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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks'#you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years ago

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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

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pangur-and-grim · 3 months ago

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#AHHH I dunno if this is shit or not #or whether my language is clear enough that people actually know what I'm talking about #but 'evolved worm' has stuck in my head. I like that bit.#little fuckign thing. little ham. monster animal. worm.#anyway yeah this is my attempt to do a sonnet with proper meter #it's from the beginning of the chapbook. I tried to tell things chronologically #so I needed one from before I brought him home #Belphegor

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yuukirita · 4 months ago

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He's doing hand talk :'D Cute and Sad.

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ciderjacks · 7 months ago

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dwarven brew

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#dungeon meshi #aj art #comic #Chilchuck backstory stuff #That’s my tag for these comics now #“Where’d his book go” he slid it onto his lap off screen let’s not talk about it anymore let’s ignore that it just disappears #He slid it into his lap that’s what happened no more questions thank you #Uhhhh #anyways ehdjjf. I finally drew Namari #I wanted to depict how I think they became friends #Bc I love their whole dynamic a lot #Also chillaios #Hhfgfgd #chilchuck #laios touden #namari

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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 2 years ago

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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

#camera talks #disability stuff #this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3 #i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually #this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain #chronic migraine #migraines #chronically ill #disabled #disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this #I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week #now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days #on bad weeks it’s much worse #anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx

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akanemnon · 7 months ago

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How to be an annoying little jerk 101

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference

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geezmarty · 1 year ago

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karlach and the benefits of having a sorcerer gf

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 brigha #karlach #will add an id later!#f #I need to give brigha an outfit revamp to fit her in with the rest of the crew #I like her outfit presently but I want to make it as enragingly complicated as the rest of the cast bc I think it'd be fun #to do an illo with all the details. anyway what were we talking about

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mini-minish · 29 days ago

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regarding that recent discourse on tw*ter of if andrew would like aaron's kids or not: im not listening to any of you. neil josten literally sent me these pictures himself 🧡

#andrew minyard #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg #all for the game #dood #andrew joseph minyard hating aaron's kids????#what are you people talking about who even is that #nora's tweet was from like 2016-18 and since when do we listen to anything she says in post anyways #had to break my weekly posting limit rule for this i will not take this slander #also this is a joke please think what you will about it theyre fictional characters 😭#if you disagree i wont be mad just dissappointed #andrea mckenzie-minyard #annelise mckenzie-minyard

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weepynymph · 9 months ago

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are people seriously not understanding that the whole point of colin's arc this season is him trying to be something he's not??

like sure the brothel scenes are a little weird and jarring but like they're meant to be??? because he's not actually that into it, he's just trying to do what all the other men his age are doing so he can fit in??

the writers aren't trying to 'turn him into anthony or simon' or make him a rake because that's what we're used to - HE'S trying to turn HIMSELF into anthony or simon or basically any of the other guys who this comes naturally to; who enjoy sleeping with lots of different people somewhat emotionlessly and don't get lonely because of it (and no judgement to that it's just not him)

he literally kisses Pen ONCE and absolutely loses his mind over it because its obviously never felt like that for him before. that moment is his 'oh so that's what that's supposed to feel like' moment and that's how he knows he's in love with her its literally so good???

i understand people feel like its rushed but honestly to me it feels perfectly in character for him to discover the solution to his loneliness he's been searching for all this time and immediately dive into it headfirst. that moment right at the end of ep4 where he asks her to marry him is the most authentic colin i think we've seen all season. he's sweet and funny and playful and passionate and impulsive - he's finally stopped trying to be someone he's not and now that he knows who he is and what he wants he's all in.

#colin the demisexual that you are #literally this season is so good what are people talking about #anyway had to get this off my chest lol i love his arc this season and its only half done #yes i wish we'd gotten more of them but hopefully the second half will have more screentime for them now that that plot is the main focus #colin bridgerton #polin #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers

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willosword · 2 months ago

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Fake, facsimile, forgery.

#jentry chau vs the underworld #jentry chau vs the underworld spoilers #jentry chau #jcvtu #kit #HEEHEE. I LIKE THIS SHOW #willow draws #put a surprising amount of effort into the pose symbolism on this one #his human form is ashamed and tries to hide his true form's face. but this makes him unable to see the soul he already has #his true form cradles his human form like it's the only thing that matters #which sorta gives off the vibe that they're scared of the soul. of what it would mean to have it and face the same rejection #that misery sorta spinning itself around into a twisted sense of single-minded self-preservation #because at least if what's wrong with him is something external it's something that can be 'fixed' etc etc #um haha anyways what were we talking about?

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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corvidae

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #blood/#yuuji #im not tagging this as spoilers idc sue me . iykyk but i dont think it's obvious enough at all 2 warrant the tag #idrk what this is sorry ive been having a hard time drawing n feeling inspired lately :'>>> so it goes #i find i tend to default to drawing birds when that happens ???#did it with gojo did it with shiro and now it's yuuji's turn ig #sometimes it's helpful to just . mess around with a whole bunch of brushes until something looks ok #and birds and feathers lean soooo well 2 playing around w brushes theyre very forgiving #flowers also kind of so i threw in some camellias bc i figured why not add More Red #i think they mean something that's probably relevant but i was more looking fr the shape of the petals #th rounded tops blend rly seamlessly with the way i rendered th feathers so i am like!!!! nice #just checked also apparently red camellias just mean love and devotion lmao should have guessed #'perishing with grace' also hm hm hm that's kind of wild with th crows #anyway i didn't put too much thought in2 this one so i won't talk fr ages about the symbolism it's all pretty much right there #anyway ty fr being patient with me im sorry draws have been slow :<#ill come out of it ill bounce back!

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dreamyluigi · 2 months ago

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something something luigi doesn't remember the final events of spm or dimentio at all after he's defeated (but mario remembers everything)

#super mario bros #super paper mario #smb #spm #dreamyart #i have a lot of thoughts about luigi having amnesia afterward and mario knowing and remembering vividly exactly what happened #like he has vague memories of bleck's crew but just as he knew them as Luigi and not as he knew them as L y'know? plus they're still around #but dimentio is Gone gone and idk maybe his floro sprout sapped his memory of him entirely something like that #i also just think bc dimentio is a weird little interdimensional being he definitely still exists Somewhere #and just wants to torment luigi with visions lol #AND i just think weege has weird vivid dreams anyway thanks dream team can we take this guy to a sleep study #this all severely fucks mario up right like i saw you turn into the antichrist and what do you mean you have no idea what i'm talking about #i saw this little freak brainwash you and force me to fight you. and luigi's just like. Huh. What. No way that happened ur pullin my leg #i dunno i have many thoughts okay byee

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erandraws · 3 months ago

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Are you normal or did Matthew Mercer tell you to your face that Essek Thelyss grew his hair out because he felt like he could finally settle down for a normal life and also because his boyfriend looks hot with long hair so why not him too.

#you guys I actually talked to matt and shook his hand and he held mine with two hands and they were so warm #anyway enough about that #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast #critical role #mighty nein #like do ever just get hit with canon essek thelyss lore #from the man himself #and for like an hour only you know #you guys I would literally never keep this from you #but like what the actual fuck

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abstractfrog · 4 months ago

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