[Image Description 1: A lined and coloured digital illustration of the Guilty Gear character Happy Chaos naked. The image is tastefully cut off at the groin. The colours are flat except for sharp yellow highlights. He is in a casual stretching pose with his arms up, hands behind his head, and torso bending back. The pose highlights his extremely toned muscles. He is biting his lip, and looking directly at the viewer through his signature X-shaped orange sunglasses. | End ID]
[Image Description 2: The same image as above, except that this time Happy Chaos is wearing a basic pink tank top with an image copied and pasted onto the middle of the chest area. The image is a Twitch emote from the channel “hypnoshark”, called “hypnoFreak”. hypnoFreak is a photograph of the face of a bald white man with a short brown beard, wearing sunglasses and some kind of chainmail hood or cowl. The emote has been edited and overlaid with yellow lighting to make it match the shape and lighting of the tank top, and indicate that it is a shiny material compared to the fabric it is printed onto. The bottom of the tank top is notably lifted from the hips by the combination of Happy Chaos’s stretching pose and the bountiful mass of his pectoral muscles. | End ID]
Slutty image I did of Happy Chaos like a year ago or something, specifically because I wanted to put some (genuine) Hypnoshark merch on it. Way too high effort for a shitpost. I don’t even think I showed Sam LMAO
this was my first time writing image descriptions because i forgot to do it for the last thing i uploaded so im gonna go back for that one, i hope i did ok though
Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist.
Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit!
But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out.
The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning.
He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash.
…Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…
Reread/skimmed my oldest Pharma apologism posts (mainly the ones about Pharma not being a functionist) and it just occurred to me that possibly another reason the fandom saddled Pharma with the "functionist bigot" label is because his introduction by First Aid says that everyone hates Decepticons, but Pharma really really hates Decepticons. Mix that with the portion of the fanbase that lionizes and whitewashes the Decepticons, and I can easily see it entering common fanon that "Pharma hates Decepticons -> the Decepticons are freedom fighters wrongly maligned by the Autobots/the franchise -> Pharma must be a bigoted functionist since he hates Decepticons who represent freedom."
The simpler explanation is just that Pharma is an antagonist and therefore gets the "everything about him must be evil and wrong" black-and-white analysis so common in fandoms in general, but given some of the bizarre Decepticon takes I've seen I can also easily see Pharma's Decepticon hatred being taken as a sign of him being bigoted and evil.
Though AGAIN in this case it would still be singling Pharma out as a bigot for crimes/flaws that multiple other Autobots are guilty of like.
Oh, Pharma hates Decepticons? Well a lot of other Autobots hate Decepticons too, First Aid's narration about Pharma even says "we all hate Decepticons"; for that matter, there are a lot of Decepticons who hate Autobots. It's a massive civil war that's lasted for a lifetime causing two groups of people to be stuck in a near-permanent blood feud, you can't assume that every Autobot who hates Decepticons (and vice versa) hates them because they're a bigot. Maybe there's been a war where both sides have been building an ever-increasing mountain of reasons to hate each other, so hating the opposite faction is a social problem caused by war and politics rather than a sign of individual moral failing.
Pharma worked at the New Institute so that means he must be evil/bigoted? Chromedome and Brainstorm also worked at the New Institute, but there's no widespread fandom shunning of them or headcanoning them as bigots.
Hell, even the very premise of assuming Pharma is a functionist bigot for hating Decepticons is ignoring the very premise of Pharma's motives, which are, uh... being blackmailed by the leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, who represents the ultimate form of Decepticon ideals to the point of literally wearing their symbol as his mask? So how were we jumping straight to "oh Pharma hates Decepticons bc he's a posh bigoted functionist" when there was a far more immediate interpretation/headcanon of "Pharma hates Decepticons because he's being tortured and blackmailed by one."
That's not to say that Pharma couldn't have hated Decepticons before Delphi, and I think you could make interesting headcanons/extrapolations based on either idea. But still. It kinda feels like people saw Pharma and just wanted to make him the Token Evil Autobot who's the opposite of our Good Heroic Autobots regardless of whether evidence from canon supported it or not.
Good riddance to bigoted functionist Pharma fanon, I'm so glad that the majority of Pharma fanon these days actually gives him a chance and puts him on equal footing as other Autobots.
Get you a man who will not only pay off your debts, but bring you a weird ass bug that grows potentially poisonous plants out of its body because he knows you’d like it.
As many times as I’ve seen Lone Rat and Cubs, I’ve never actually processed this background before 🤣
Like, I was always paying attention to the main scene, and just assumed that Raph was joyously being aggressive in the background, as he’s been known to do.
AND THEN I REALIZE-
Raph’s just back there beating Donnie right under Splinter’s nose!
Legit- kickin him while he’s down! THE HECK! 🤣 /affectionate
(He’s a literal baby, you haters. Back off.)
But then Donnie decides that he isn’t going to lay there and take it.
SURPRISE!
Tiny Donnie says that two can play this game.
It seems a tiny Raph can dish it, but he cannot take it.
Okay but TSP/Portal crossover AU is such a cool concept, how have I never thought about that before?? I'd like to request Narra and GLaD hanging out watching their respective little guys go through tests like 'can you believe them they're so dumb <3'
me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love shinichi, we know, you love kudō shinichi so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love shinichi, we KNOW , you love shinichi you fucking love shinichi ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE KUDŌ SHINICHI. WE GET IT.
This is a fantastic commission by my dear beloved @temeyes of my equally beloved Lastochka Squad!
From left to right
Lt. Olga 'Zhar' Samoilova, former 141 and now Chimera's second in command ( @nrdmssgs ) . She's startled and thinking what is she doing with these people lmao
Sgt. Christine 'Riot' Vega, about to murder a bug like the fucking rabid gremlin she is (she loves her knives teehee)
Corporal Freya 'Mini' MacTavish ( @sofasoap ). Giving one of her highly researched sexual pieces of advice no doubt.
Lt. Mylène 'Petra' Scholten de Ridder ( @siilvan ). Who is both scared if the bug about to be murdered and Mini's 'advice'.
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