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'maybe you can seduce her with your sad eyes and she can keep you as a pet' is an insane thing to say to your new employee after feeling up his shoulders for a completely unwarranted moment, but it's even more insane given every other interaction they've had so far. 'would you kiss me? would you? if i asked you too?' 'i'll look after you.' 'i have the virus don't i?' this man is blindingly jealous and thinks he can fix it by marking his territory on him like a proverbial fire hydrant
#which is just a fascinating piece of logic#'i'm seething with jealousy at this pathetic man's connection to the family that even engagement can't get me inside of how can i fix this'#'of course! i need to own him like a dog'#ownership over someone you envy gives you ownership over the thing you covet by extension?#clearly he's conflating ownership with loyalty though since he obviously needs greg to like him#he's not just after something to own he's after something to take care of#deeply curious to know how and if his relationship with logan roy is going to develop for *reasons*#but yeah this tomgreg thing is a hell of a drug i'll give you that#succession#greg hirsch#tom wambsgans#tomgreg#the great succession madness of 2024
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doomed tragic yaoi is all fun and games until you start pondering the Life They Could’ve Had
#I’m emo over it alright#they would’ve been the worst ever parents but also the absolute best#wilson would’ve been such a great PTA dad he’d get invited to all the events#and the entire committee would’ve had a restraining order against house after he attempts to sabotage the 4 millionth competition#in favour of their kid#AUUUUURGGGHHHH#I know that they emphasised how Wilson wasn’t ready or stable enough to be a father#but he never really let go of that vision#and house was so good with rachel :(#they could’ve fostered traumatised kids and broken the cycle#I’m just being delusional atp#but they deserved the bbc johnlock domestic fathers ending#we deserve a soft epilogue#and whatnot.#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson#hatecrimes md
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Greg single-handedly bringing fascism to America
#I knew it ofc it was gonna be Mencken#and ofc shiv was going to fail in her little girl bosses#succession#great episode for Greg girls#greg hirsch#tomgreg
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Greg Universe from Steven Universe is canonically from New Jersey (kinda)! explanation below the cut:
At one point in the show (I can't remember the episode, it might be "Gem Harvest") it is confirmed that Greg and the rest of the Demayo family (excluding Steven, who was born in Beach City) are from Jersey, which is the name for the state of New Jersey in the Delmarva verse, which is the fictional universe that Steven Universe (the show) takes place in! If you know of an earlier example where it is stated that Greg is from Jersey, feel free to let me know!
#steven universe#greg universe#greg steven universe#i dont know if jersey has a different flag in show but i dont think it does#also funfact! its called the delmarva verse because delmarva is the fictional state where beach city is located#the state of delmarva is made up of delaware. maryland. and virginia#also the US in steven universe only has 39 states. and it may not even be called the US as several other countries go by other names#such as canada being called “the great north” and having a green flag instead of a red one
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Goodness forbid I watch anything without being hit with the intense urge to cosplay the main character
#This is about renegade nell.#It'll be quite the ambitious project but alas#Me to my two younger sisters: Omg we should all be the sisters from renegade Nell. You two would be great for George and Roxy.#My sisters who did not watch a single full episode: No.#Devastating moment for local... Me.#My sisters and I love cosplaying as siblings.#Me and my teen sister are always dipper and Mabel from gravity falls. Me and my little sister are always wirt and Greg from otgw#Next con my teen sister and I are gonna be Klaus and Violet baudelaire. She's gonna be Violet. Yes I am older than her :(#Devastating moment for local short king.#my posts#After being dipper and Mabel twice my sister and I have a running joke where everytime we go anywhere we say we're gonna pretend to be twin#The topic never comes up but it's still fun.#Because of course we're the same height. And she's even taller with those tall ass goth shoes she wears#Damn#Wait what was this post about again#Oh yeah I'm gonna cosplay Nell at some point I've already started the costume piece list on my cosplay spreadsheet
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J-362 : All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs, one episode at a time (4).
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 1X04 : I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend !
Director: Stuart McDonald — Writer: Erin Ehrlich Aired: 11/2/2015 — Season: One — Episode: 4 — Nielsen ratings: 0.95 Description: Greg asks Rebecca out on a date while Josh hopes to land the job of his dreams.
Song #9 :
"Sex with a Stranger" Performed by: Rebecca Bunch Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerRebecca takes a stranger home for casual sex but has second thoughts.
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Song #10 :
"Settle For Me" Performed by: Greg Serrano Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerGreg asks Rebecca out on a date.
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Song #11 :
"Settle For Him" Performed by: Rebecca Bunch Writers: Rachel Bloom, Adam SchlesingerWhile in a portable restroom, Rebecca considers Greg as a romantic option.
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Next : Josh and I Are Good People !
#Crazy Ex-Girlfriend#CXGF#crazy ex girlfriend#crazy ex gf#CW#2015#2010S#TV#tv shows#romantic comedy#rebecca bunch#Rachel bloom#countdown to 10th anniversary#All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs one episode at a time#Josh Chan#date gone wrong#vegan (not for long)#harvard#cxgf#musical#all songs#CRAZY XGF#Greg Serrano#all cxgf songs#I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend !#great tv#Youtube#west covina#tv series#2010s tv
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So texas just declared rebellion against the united states ....I live in Texas.... Not really sure how that's gonna go down but, alright, guess we're just fillin out the square that said "civil war" earlier than I expected....
#im not gonna lie to you#i live in san antonio and it's a haven for immigrants - it doesnt get along with greg#they tell greg to go fuck himself at regular intrevals#wich is great bc gregs fuckin stupid most of the time#so I'm a tad worried we may be on the targetted list but....i guess we just see how this plays out#maybe nothing will come of it besides texas just doing whatever tf it wants law wise#wich its always done anyway#gregs just being dramatic about it
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this was homoerotic even for them
#tomgreg#they are PAINFUL tbh the way that greg was like you can trust me but the thing is tom DOES trust him#WHAT DO YOU THINK and greg says maybe you should and tom is like OK I'LL DO IT#LIKE??? LOL he trusts greg's council. he's unsure then greg says maybe you should and he's like ok!!!! girl#he also trusts greg to get drugs i mean yeah ken got some from him but ken didn't really care about its quality and took really bad coke lol#and is an addict/has previously been one and so far as we know tom isn't/hasn't and he would care about the quality lol#so he trusts greg to get the good shit#''but this is not a thing'' idk about that tom greg was originally expendable and now he's one of your fps lol#ALSO THE INTRICATE RITUALS OF TOUCHING HANDS. So good. and ''want it?'' ''thanks''#i'm not sure if greg's the only dog here. you want it? huh! you want it! here you go!#the FAST written on the board between them when tom takes it!!!! the shots in this show A#again i'm not done but there'll be another post dooooont yall worry. great time for annoying people!!!!
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also it's so fun that he decides not to be a monk anymore by basically going 'well GOD made me an insane and swashbuckling loverman and who am i to argue with the divine' in a scene that is equal parts romantic comedy and 'emilio sees the door and knows his purpose'. like well i WOULD have a really deep conversion but .. sadly .. im too fun and sexy anyway let's go back to paris and i'll see if the queen still wants me to get in her pannier
#oh . hang on . the emilio in my head . thinking about him again#oh he would be so great at surviving the horrors................i have half the show cast in my mind already#cousin greg plays jimmy simply because he's six foot seven . there's no other reason for it frankly#willem dafoe plays THEE yarborough of Ugly Gay Cowboy Priest fame#mr cabrera. The Emilio (he has the range to go from this to it was my pain it was my love. i know it)#this isnt even a musketeers post anymore its a lets cast the sparrow post . WHO! would you cast as anne#thats very important to me is who to cast as anne edwards . like who could fill the carrie fisher shaped gap there#the musketeers#and uh#the sparrow#I GUESS#q#fuck dude . thoguht id finish an old favorite show again before it went off a platform and now im knee deep in special interest
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to be clear succession is so bizarre and insane to me that it's nearly impossible to watch. like they might as well be on another planet. but hearing greg answer his phone with 'this is greg on greg's phone' was such a crazy silly little moment that now i'm just watching it for real. because of greg on greg's phone
#never before has something so completely in character and unsurprising taken me so completely off guard#nothing could have prepared me for this is greg on greg's phone#i do feel like i'm descending into madness by exposing myself to this show#like i'm fundamentally altering my brain chemistry and by the end i'm going to be as ridiculous and insane as these people#but like. this is greg on greg's phone#i am studying them like bugs i have never been more interested or less emotionally involved#anyway i'm going to start liveblogging this experience like an expedition journal or smth#the great succession madness of 2024#succession#greg hirsch
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something something teenaged weird girl archetype carrying a torch for the man who gave him a place and a person to call home and only years later when he’s older does that man see him in a new and unexpected light
#red randomness#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#herlock sholmes#yujin mikotoba#raymond shields#gregory edgeworth#homumiko#gregray#I’m going to be crucified for this take but at least it will have been fun while it lasted#my friend called this post ‘the 9/11 of ship discourse’#naturally Gregray didn’t get to happen this way in-universe because of Gregory’s death… but in an alternate universe it could be real…#used to not care for homumiko but the Gregray parallels got me good#yes yes Yujin move back into Baker Street along with Ryunosuke and Susato. be taken care of by the man you used to take care of.#realize the incredible man Herlock has become in your long absence#and once you’ve begun to atone - really atone - for all your flaws and mistakes#realize that the love he’s felt for you all along is in your heart too#Greg has far fewer negative points than Yujin which is why in my mind it could have happened in a few years post-2001#but I just can’t justify to myself putting Yujin with Herlock when Herlock is still young and Yujin has a baby he abandoned across the world#the smooching comes After the self-loathing acknowledgment of one’s sins#this also does not diminish my love for Ryulock in anyway. just as Gregray did not diminish my love for Gregbadd or Rayte. multishipping!#the great ace attorney spoilers
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BLESS YOU OFFSIDE!!!
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“We All Go Down”
The Human Target #11 (March 2023)
Tom King and Greg Smallwood
DC Comics / Black Label
#The Human Target#Tom King#Greg Smallwood#DC Comics#Black Label#Great Comics#Great Comic Art#We All Go Down
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I'm watching Taskmaster backwards (GF got me to watch S14 live and I just ended up watching it reverse chronologically) and this is my tier list so far
#taskmaster#i am in love with victoria im so sorry#she's a nerd with a customized inhaler who could orchestrate my death if she wanted to#i predict myself reading her poker memoir and the time she produced a porno with her friends in a few months#only 3 eps into series 11 so their tiers might change but this is how i feel about them so far#funny thing is sarah is who im rooting for & consider my 'fave' but i only generally like her cause she isn't really wildly funny as of now#she's just sorta like a happy crush lmao#meanwhile mike wozniak is an honorary madwoman--fucking love him in his little business outfit and his little mustache#looks all prim and proper but before you know it he's fucking climbing over the fence#and charlotte is so fucking pathetic meow meow i love her#just going on about her 18th century tankard...like she's not a comedian but she's so sincere and everyone bullies her HHAAHAHA#john from s14 makes me feel the same way...he's not sincere but greg bullies him so much and he always looks like he's on the verge of#tears even tho he isn't even sad he just looks like that AHHAHAHA#i feel bad for lee cause he looks like that type of white middle aged man who thinks too highly of himself (he doesn't act that way but#he looks like it) so i'm biased against him and he hasn't done anything to make me fall in love with him like dara or arnel or alan have#jamali scares me a bit cause there have been times where he stirs so much shit and im scared someone's gonna get genuinely angry or#offended...if he mellows down a bit tho it'd be great cause i do generally love his shit stirring#in general tho i have the same amount of love for the 4 tiers in the middle--'fave'; 'unhinged'; 'love'; 'pathetic meow meow'--some of#them just have specific feelings attached#i love the whole casts of s12 13 and 14 so so fucking much they're all amazing and hilarious
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J-353 : All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs, one episode at a time (13).
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 1X13 : Josh and I Go to Los Angeles !
Director: Michael Patrick Jann — Writer: Aline Brosh McKenna Aired: February 29, 2016 — Season: 1 — Episode: 13 — Nielsen ratings: 0.92 Description: Rebecca faces off against her New York rival Audra Levine.
Song #35 :
"JAP Battle" Performed by: Audra Levine and Rebecca Bunch Writers: Zach Sherwin, Adam Schlesinger and Rachel BloomRebecca and her rival Audra Levine trade barbs at each other through rap.
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Song #36 :
"Flooded with Justice" Performed by: The San Gabriel Valley plaintiffs Writers: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel BloomRebecca and Josh lead the San Gabriel Valley plaintiffs into the courthouse.
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Song #37 :
"Don't Settle For Me" Performed by: Heather Davis with Greg Serrano Writers: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel BloomHeather breaks up with Greg and tells him to go after Rebecca.
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Song #38 :
"Flooded with Justice (reprise)" Performed by: The San Gabriel Valley plaintiffs Writers: Adam Schlesinger and Rachel BloomThe San Gabriel Valley plaintiffs song to Rebecca to let her know they appreciate her efforts.
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Next : Josh is Going to Hawaii !
#Crazy Ex-Girlfriend#cxgf#crazy ex girlfriend#crazy ex gf#west covina#Josh Chan#tv#tv series#tv shows#2010s tv#rap battle#Josh and I Go to Los Angeles !#rivals#lawyers#All the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs one episode at a time#plaintiffs#Rebecca Bunch#Rachel Bloom#Trent#the crazy stalker#Rebecca x josh#poor greg#CW#romantic comedy#music#all songs#musical#great tv#romance#Jewish American Princess
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so pretty much…
…in a nutshell
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