#grandmummy

[poshtearexdoodles]

Say hello to the chars of No. 13 Spook Street! I love me some halloween shenanigans so I thought it'd be fun to design up some spooky monster cuties who all live in a big house together as the classic trope so I can draw some fun mini comics of em.

Char summaries under the cut! (There will be other chars in the mix but this'll be the Main Bunch)

Marcus the vampire! Something of a Main character, he's a sweet little guy but can be just a lil bit of a rascal sometimes and doesn't quite know how to People

Selena Whimshearth! She owns a tree that's bigger on the inside and gives everyone a place to stay cause she's a sweetie like that, she's also Marcus' adoptive mother.

Penny Bulla! A big ol werewolf gal who might look scary but is in fact just a rowdy sweetie who happens to land herself in trouble sometimes, kinda like a big sis dynamic with Marcus

Grandmummy! An egyptian mummy who awakened and did some curse-fueld rampaging back in the day, she lives on through the power of pure Spite and often laments on how monster rampaging isn't what it was back in her day

Balthazar Blackstone Von Stoker III! The butler/housekeeper of the place who Selena hired in order to help with the upkeep that comes with many more monsters living in the house. What kind of spook is he? Who knows...

Spookysaurus! The ancient T. Rex ghost tethered to their skull that was unearthed recently. Comes off very scary and intimidating, but is a nice dino with a soft spot for Marcus.

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[demon-love-story]

the idea of Lilith being the first ever freckled icon to walk the earth— I mean come on now I don't make the rules💁🏽‍♀️

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[verynervousegoose]

Shot and Missed

I step into the reflection of my grandmother,

and I remove all the parts she hated.

And at last,

I am left,

With a one pound mound of flesh

Without a heart or a brain or a future.

15/12/22

[buff-daddy-cole]

HOLY SHIT LLOYD'S BLOG FROM DARKLEYS

TRANSCRIPT:

Part 1

Today was almost the best day of my life. I was eating my breakfast when a package came from my grandmummy and it was filled with bright, sticky candy! At my boarding school for bad boys it's REALLY, REALLY hard to get any candy or fun toys because they're always busy teaching us how to pull tricks and take over the world and stuff. I was about to smush my face full of candy when that bully Finn saw me and his face had a big smirk on it. He got up from his seat at the next table over and grabbed the candy away, using his powers to turn it into crawly bugs and worms. 'Disgusting!' I yelled, 'HEYYY, MY CANDY!' He laughed, looking around at his friends, and then he pointed to his t-shirt that read 'Evil Geniuses Don't Cry.' Everyone was laughing. I had to get out of there before he decided to stick me in the trash bin again.

I hid in an empty classroom and thought of a plan. What was the word for that called? I have to try and remember all the words from my Villain Vocabulary List. Plotted, that's right. So I sat right there and plotted. I was going to leave Darkley's Boarding School for Bad Boys and never come back, AND I was going to get more candy. Everyone knows the first rule of any mission is to dress really scary, so I picked the lock on the teacher's closet and found an extra cape and a black helmet to wear. There were also some stuff the teachers took away from us, like a rubber band, rubber snakes, and a soccer ball. Rubber Snakes! That was it! They looked just like Serpentine. HISSS!

Part 2

The best candy store is in Jamanakai Village, so of course I snagged a wheelbarrow and loaded it up. I got lollipops, gooey taffy, sugar straws, EVERYTHING! I threw the snakes at the villagers watching me. People hid and were scared. This is great, I thought, I’m going to have all the candy in Jamanakai and get a SUGARRRR HIGH! What would Finn think now, huh? Then those stupid Ninja had to show up, saying the snakes were fakes. They yelled at me for stealing. Before I knew it, people were throwing rotten vegetables at me, and those Ninja tied me up to a sign. This was just like Finn all over again. I felt a single tear fall on my cheek, but then I thought that Finn might be right about one thing – evil geniuses don’t cry! I am Lloyd Garmadon, son of Lord Garmadon and future ruler of the world!

I wandered through the Glacier Barrens to hide/plot. I was going to let those Ninjas see who they were dealing with. My luck turned around when I found this hatch that said Hypnobrai Serpentine on it with pictures of a snake using mind control. I was shocked…this looked like the real thing. I thought it was only a myth! I opened the door, and BOOM, fell down the hole. It looked like a snowy trap, and I could see millions of myself reflected in the ice. Just as I was thinking that I looked pretty scary, I saw a stranger – except he was just a frozen warrior dude, all bones. I started to shake. I wondered what happened down here... I’d rather be tied up by the Ninjas than end up frozen like him. All of a sudden I heard a rattling, and a bunch of TALKING SNAKES came out of nowhere! The leader tried to do a swirly thing with his eyes to control my mind, but I used my genius skills to move out of the way and deflect his stare, which bounced back at him. He was under mind control! I could make him and his army do anything I wanted! MUHAHAHA!

[lessnowon]

drusilla: why does grandmummy call you babygirl?

angelus: how about we stop talking for a little while.

[nerdynanny]

He stares at her a few moments, letting all the words sink in before.

"Hi."

And then he scampers off, giggling like a madman.

"Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mummy. Mummy. Mummy. Mummy. Mother. Mother. Mother. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama."

[quartztwst]

Daffy duck's grandmummy fine as hell I'm not a furry I'm stating facts

[chargeaznable]

The Looney Tunes Show but it's just Daffy's Grandmummy

[stevishabitat]

One of our ferals was hit by a car today.

Mercifully, his head was clipped, so it was instant death and not prolonged suffering and we didn't have to do anything but collect the body.

We had seen him in the yard moments before, and I reminded kiddo to refill the front porch water since we have a heat advisory. When kiddo and Grandmummy went back out, he was laying in the street.

Blaze was one of Franklin and Mama's litter from spring of 2020. As a "teen", he helped raise the next litter, since Mama was terrible at parenting and always handed her babies off to someone else as soon as possible.

He had moved out of the main colony to run around with his aunt Cinnabon, who was a bit of a loner. They'd been getting fed elsewhere for awhile, but this year they came back to take advantage of our front porch food & water station.

We put a shelter on the porch, but they never felt comfortable using it and came and went from somewhere across the street. The backyard colony cats made it clear they could come to eat but then had to get out of the territory.

Our street is one block that dead-ends at a creek, but that doesn't keep cars from zooming like it's a freeway. In spite of the "slow down: kids and pets at play" sign I bolted to a tree earlier this summer.

This is one of the toughest parts of caring for a feral colony. You wish you could protect them and just bring them all inside. But they aren't house pets. They may get used to seeing you around, but they will always be too wild to be made a pet.

We do what we can to make their lives better - neutering and vaccinations whenever possible. Food and water and shelter. Trying to stop the kitten cycle and adopting out any that are people-friendly. Decreasing the numbers while trying to improve quality of life for those who remain.

But we can't make their choices for them. And although they have some level of street smarts, it's still dangerous out there. Cars, predators, dogs, people, injury, illness... They aren't likely to live as long as an indoor cat. All it takes is one moment, one decision, and they're gone. Loss is an inevitable part of what we signed up for.

It's especially hard when it's one you've known for years and watched grow up.

And Blaze was one of the most beautiful we've had. Very petite for an intact tom and he never got involved in the tom cat fight club so he wasn't battered and scarred like some. Lovely tuxedo with a distinct blaze that inspired his name and big green eyes. And he knew his name! He always looked up when we talked to him.

After we packed up the body (giving him many gentle pets and telling him how very soft he was) we saw Cinnabon watching from under a car on the nearby driveway. We can't explain to her that her nephew, her buddy Blaze isn't coming back. I'm not sure what she'll do on her own. It's been just the two of them for a very long time. Maybe she'll try to rejoin the main colony, but I doubt it. I feel bad for her.

Grandmummy came in and gently told Franklin that one of his sons was gone. And what we didn't say, but were all thinking, that a year ago it could easily have been him.

Y'all, I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to keep cats inside. Get them neutered. Get them vaccinated.

And if you feed strays or ferals, find out if there's a TNR group nearby that might help you trap & neuter.

Reducing the number of street cats (pets, strays, and ferals) is the best thing for everyone.

Let Blaze be your reminder.

[cherry-wise]

Help I impulsively toured a perfect little COTTAGE today and now I'm in love and Sean doesn't know anything about it but we'd need to apply over the weekend if we want to move forward and he plans to Have A Conversation with his folks about what the fuck they meant by "so what are your plans...?" BUT they are literally flying to Barcelona in fifteen hours so he's not about to broach the subject right now but I WANT IT AND IT WAS CUTE AND IT COULD BE SO HOMEY AND WALKING TRAILS ON THE PROPERTY AND THE OWNER WAS SO CHILL AND IT WAS GOOD and now when he comes home from work I'm going to be all, "Oh honeyyy~~ 🥺🥺🏡 🏡 ♥" and he's going to be like "wtf this was not the plan"

Help Mom and Dad are kicking us out

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[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Wednesday, June 26

BUFFY: Oh, give me a break! This is all wrong. See, first you would get the big guy, with a flying kick. Then you would take out all the little ones, bam, ba- see, now with the flying kick. (scornfully) From a dead stop! What's powering it, raw enthusiasm?

~~The Replacement~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Runaway Slayer by badly_knitted (Buffy, Giles, Willow, Joyce, PG)

boring normal tuesday by The_Eclectic_Bookworm (Giles/Jenny, T)

Damnation with Veil by nozenfordaddy (fenna_girl) (Wesley/Lilah, T)

Memories of Magic by cmk418 (Willow/Tara, G)

In Their Proper Place by cmk418 (Giles, Xander, G)

Everything Changes by cmk418 (Buffy/Angel, T)

Bloodlines United by Anonymous (Buffy, Blade and Steven Universe xover, T)

reminiscing on what-ifs by howtowords (Buffy, Willow, Buffy/Faith, Not Rated)

What the Drabble? Vol. 2 - Ch. 39 by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Party's Just Begun by Julikobold (Buffy/Spike, G)

Joan and Randy’s Night Out by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

[Chaptered Fiction]

Weekly Drabbles #139 — Milk No Sugar by veronyxk84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Partners - Ch. 1-2 by eevol76vamp (Spike/Other, Not Rated)

The Usurper - Ch. 1 by CambrianBeckett (Buffy/OMC, E)

Maybe it Was a Tuesday by nozenfordaddy (fenna_girl) (Wesley/Lilah, M)

Ending of the Beginning - Ch. 1 by danu40k (Buffy, Angel, T)

Arrive Before the Birds. - Ch. 1 by EverythingElse (LupineConstellation) (Buffy/Spike, other pairings, E)

A Slayer Transformed - Episode 1 - Ch. 8 by Philister (Faith, Transformers xover, M) COMPLETE!

Arrive Before the Birds - Ch. 1 by EverythingElse (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The Degradation of Duality [Series Part 2] - Ch. 13 by Ragini (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Thirty Minutes or Less - Ch. 6 by Geliot99 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Devil's Trill - Ch. 15 by Murray (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

So It Goes... - Ch. 8 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Love Lives Here - Ch. 80 by Passion4Spike (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Possessed - Ch. 20 by Brooke724 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Stomping on buterflies - Ch. 4 by Blackoberst (Buffy/Spike, 18+)

Possessed - Ch. 20 by Brooke724 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Thirty Minutes or Less - Ch. 6 by Geliot99 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

So It Goes... - Ch. 8 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Love Lives Here - Ch. 80 by Passion4Spike (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Sand 1: Rationalizations by myrabeth (Buffy/Spike, T)

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[Reviews & Recaps]

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[Recs & In Search Of]

a list of my favorite YouTube fuffy edits - Fuffy fanvids recced by fictiongods

ISO: classified12345 seeks fics from the POV of the scoobs on Fuffy?

[Fandom Discussions]

What she says: I’m fine! What she’s thinking: Do vampire bodies produce fluids other than blood? by witchothewest

drusilla: why does grandmummy call you babygirl? by lessnowon

Coffy is what people think JeanEmma is!!! [also Fuffy and Wuffy thoughts] by lesbianmarrow

[list of] buffy ship names. by lesbianmarrow

John Constantine and Ruper Giles [headcanons] by hannibalhasthetardisat221b

Top Faith Dream Scenes! [poll results] by elizadushkudaily

POLL: would gay sex fix them? Spike x Riley by wouldgaysexfixthem

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POLL: (no special powers, treat this like it’s the actual WWE) Team Vampire Slayer by could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler

POLL: Round 2 Poll 12 [and multiple other polls] by btvsepisodetournament

SMG in the news a lot..... by Moptop

Most peculiar Buffyverse quotes updated by Stake fodder

I *really* wish that [this book] would be turned into a mini series or a movie series. by emther01

The Slayer demon essence by jogaforacont

The First vs. Glory by LessTrack6622

Wait a second, help me get this right. I've just watched Angel S2E16 [Angel and his soul] by irenezreick

Anne (Lily/Ricky) [a conceptually horrific episode, which are others?] by trufflesniffinpig

Does anybody else think like Tara and Dawn feel like fanfic OC's? by rosehathaway13

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did the monks make dawn who she is? by Willing_Scallion5600

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[folksy]

I like the buffyverse vampires addressing the incestuous nature of vampires like obviously vampires are very sexual and predatory creatures. BUT within that when a vampire sires other vampires those are their children. they’re lover and parent. and the fanged four/whirlwind address this aspect with drusilla having an explicitly sexual relationship with angelus and darla while referring to them as “daddy” and “grandmummy.” and it adds more to the dynamic of these characters and highlights the horror and taboo aspect of vampires