#mummy agency

[mumcompany]

mum company, global-jobs.com, https://www.global-jobs.com/

[thevoicefromthestars]

twisters (2024) is a rom com in disaster movie drag the way that the mummy (1999) is a rom com in horror movie drag and you can't change my mind

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

[mummycompany]

sugarmommy company, global-jobs.com, https://www.global-jobs.com/

[becausewearebadmemories]

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[borderline-of-hufflepuff]

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[nihilo-sensei]

The Infamous Chuuya-SSKK Car Ride

Two. Fucking. Hours.

Akutagawa and Atsushi have been arguing for two hours almost non-stop and there's still an hour to go in the trip. If you had asked Chuuya before he climbed into this four-wheeled prison what the most annoying thing on Earth was, he would've said without hesitation that it was dealing with Dazai. That was a more innocent time, a time before life had decided to punish him for his every felony, misdemeanor, and wasted gallon of milk. He wasn't sure if these apparently nuclear-powered bickering machines being confined to the backseat was better or worse for him. Probably better; at least one half of the invective wasn't being spewed directly into his left ear.

As much as he wanted to blame a member of the Armed Detective Agency for all of his misery, he was disappointed to say that it had been his subordinate and fellow mafioso who started this. Granted it hadn't taken much to get the weretiger to dive down to Akutagawa's level, but he was just trying to make conversation, asking if Chuuya listened to much music. Honestly, the gravity manipulator would've been delighted to spend a three-hour car ride talking about music, even with an ADA member. It was kind of nice that the kid had reached for some common ground between them. Akutagawa really hadn't needed to cut Chuuya off before he had a chance to answer by saying, "No one cares, weretiger." That one admittedly rude remark had sealed Chuuya's fate for the rest of the ride out to the countryside. Thanks, Aku.

"You better not get in my way when we get there, weretiger. The Port Mafia doesn't need Least Beneath the Moonlight."

"I guess I'll leave the job to Brash-ōmon, then. Get over yourself."

How are they still coming up with new insults? Chuuya hadn't even had the energy to tell them to shut the fuck up passed the 35-minute mark, about 25 minutes after his throat started to hurt from trying to match their combined volume. It was like they didn't even hear him. They were in their own little world together.

That was what he'd been warned about, though, wasn't it? Akutagawa and the tiger boy had… tension. He had heard about it from Dazai, but hadn't given it much thought. After all, why would he bother listening to anything that mummy's asshole says off the battlefield? He would happily throw Dazai off a building if he wasn't sure it would make that freak even happier than it would make Chuuya. Something about this train of thought makes Chuuya feel like a hypocrite for some reason. Where was he?

"At least I don't dip my bangs in Wite-Out!"

"Your impoverished ass could only afford one bang!"

Oh right, this thick fog of something making itself at home in Chuuya's backseat and inside his pounding skull. He had thought it was just a joke or an exaggeration, but this much passion for each other? Could all of that really just be simple hate? No, this doesn't really feel like hate. But if they don't hate each other why tell themselves that they do? That's so self-destructive. They should just confront their feelings like adults. Even if those feelings aren't romantic they could still find themselves good friends, they have a lot in common. At least they'd stop making their sexual tension or whatever everyone else's problem.

Why does Chuuya feel like a hypocrite again?

—

Chuuya stares into the rear-view mirror. The new Double Black had practically passed out five minutes into the drive to Yokohama. Not surprising after the mission had turned out to be far more complicated then they had anticipated. He wasn't complaining, he really couldn't deal with another three hours of angry sound waves bouncing around an enclosed space. Truthfully, they'd earned the rest. Even when the situation was going to shit they'd worked well together. Atsushi kept Akutagawa's mind on the civilians while Akutagawa's support kept Atsushi calm and focused. Chuuya sees now why Dazai put them together, not that Chuuya would ever openly tell the man he was right.

So he'd let the pair sleep, only debating whether he should wake them up after the blessedly silent car had crossed the Yokohama city limit. He had glanced into the mirror and caught sight of something that made him suddenly redirect as much attention as he safely could to it. The Sun had set halfway through the drive so he had had to wait for the car to pass the next street light to get a good look at it, and sure enough he saw exactly what he thought he had. At some point in the drive Atsushi and Akutagawa had leaned into each other while they slept. Atsushi's head was now resting on Akutagawa's shoulder while the mafioso's head rested on top of the weretiger's. Chuuya smiled. Definitely not hate.

As the car nears the ADA office, where Atsushi was to be dropped off, Chuuya pulls into a gas station with a new mission in mind. After he puts the car in park he takes out his phone and hopes that fatigue keeps the pair asleep and unaware while he does what needs to be done. He gambles on using the flash and wins a nice, clear picture that's going to absolutely make his fucking day the next time Akutagawa decides to make him sit through another "that goddamn foolish weretiger" rant. But was it really fair to make just Akutagawa suffer when Atsushi was about as responsible for Chuuya's three-hour ordeal earlier? No. And isn't the ADA all about that justice shit?

Chuuya opens his text thread with Dazai, taps his thumbs to the screen a few times, and hands down Atsushi's sentence with the push of 'Send'. He only has to wait a few seconds before the weretiger's irritating superior responds.

Mackerel (21:04): Oh my god, thank you so much for this! How useful my dog is becoming!

You (21:04): I seriously can't do this with you right now, Dazai. Those little bastards almost wiped me out on the way to the mission. They argued the entire time. I'm fucking tired.

Mackerel (21:05): Impressive, isn't it?

"Impressive" was one way of putting it. "Never gonna happen again" was another.

[raineandsky]

heyyyy i love your work! could you write about a hero who is given to villain as a gift from supervillain, and although villain is excited his enemy is in his possession at first, he starts to notice the hero is oddly withdrawn. by the time he realizes the hero’s been practically tortured (nothing graphic) by supervillain, he finds himself trying to clean the hero’s wounds. despite his hatred for the other, whatever supervillain did was a step too far. thank you! have a good day 🍀

i hope you have a good day too! thank you for the request as always :)

tw: implied torture/abuse, injury

“Well, I thought [Supervillain] catching you was funny,” the villain says slowly, “but this…”

There’s no words for whatever this is. Old bruises, dried blood. More wounds than the villain dares to count.

Maybe the supervillain’s use of the word ‘catch’ was underselling their part in the hero’s journey here.

The villain had noticed the uncharacteristic quietness, sure, the lack of sharp edges. He’d thought it might be a bruised ego. He thought being gifted the hero meant he got the hero, and not this empty husk that looks like him.

It all makes painful, unfortunate sense.

The villain unties the binds from the hero’s wrists. The hero doesn’t move. “You… you realise you’re not tied down, [Hero],” the villain tries after a second.

The hero glances down at the red raw lines biting his skin. “Yeah.”

The villain stares at him for a long moment. “Okay,” he says shortly. “On your feet.”

The hero lets the villain push him in an awkward shuffle into the bathroom. He watches as the villain rummages through his cupboard, pulls a box down, continues rummaging through that.

“Sit down,” the villain says shortly. “In the bath.”

The hero does as he’s told—a new characteristic, the villain notes—and slumps down in the bathtub. The villain manages to finally wrestle a first aid kit from the box.

“I’ll need you to take your shirt off, okay?” the villain says slowly.

The hero’s expression turns from blank to distressed in a second. “No, I—“

“It’s okay,” the villain cuts in quickly. “I won’t hurt you. I just need to see.”

Eventually, with a bit of gentle pushing, the hero lets the villain tug him out of his shirt. The villain had fully intended to keep his face straight, but he can’t help the gasp of disgust slipping out.

The blood and bruises he saw before are nothing to this. Red tears at every part of the hero’s skin. The villain doesn’t want to look, but if he wants to help he has to face what the supervillain has done.

A small washcloth gets run under the tap, the hero watching distractedly as water seeps into the fabric. The villain carefully sits on the edge of the bath, washcloth wielded in his hand like a shield. “I’m just going to get the worst of it off, [Hero],” he says slowly. The hero glances up at him blankly. “It might sting, but it’s not on purpose, okay?”

This is far from okay, it seems. The hero flinches and fights back tears every time the villain so much as touches him. The villain tries to soothe him as he goes, but he feels a bit like he’s trying to calm a wild animal and that feels unfair on the hero.

The hero looks awful without the blood to cover the worst of it. Bandages are cut and wrapped quickly. The hero sits silently, staring at a spot of scum on the bath in front of him, trembling slightly under the villain’s hands. It’s too much. The villain feels sick.

He has to help the hero out of the bathtub. The man looks like a mummy with how much bandaging the villain has thrown at him, but it should hopefully keep the worst of the damage at bay.

It’s strange, helping his worst enemy in his own home. He hates the hero, despises everything he stands for. But what happened to the word vigilante? What happened to trying to spread the kindnesses the agency refused to afford? The supervillain has gone too far. This is unforgivable.

The villain only has one bedroom in his little house. He offers the hero one of his shirts and sets him in the one bed he has. The hero, from the nervous glancing about and wringing hands, doesn’t like it.

“What—” The words catch on nothing. He clears his throat quickly. “What’s the catch?”

The villain stares at him blankly for a moment. Jesus Christ. “There’s no catch,” he manages after a moment. “I’m trying to help you get better.”

The hero looks more horrified by this. “Why?”

“So you don’t die? I’m not a monster, [Hero].”

The hero’s face scrunches up like he’s going to cry. “O—Okay…”

The villain steers him under the covers as he snivels and breathes in shuddering breaths.

“Some sleep will help,” the villain offers from the doorway. “If it helps, you can lock the door from the inside.”

He taps the chunky lock on the handle, and the hero nods. With a quick, slightly awkward goodnight, the villain lets himself out, and a few seconds later he hears the clunk of the lock turning on the door.

He flops down on the sofa with a sigh. He wasn’t intending to sleep here tonight, but the supervillain’s never been one to respect other people’s plans. It’s hard, dipping in places with use, the cushions paper thin from years of sitting on them.

The villain has always hated the agency. He certainly hates the hero. But laying on his uncomfortable sofa, his own bedroom occupied by an injured, traumatised hero, he kind of feels like he hates the supervillain more.

[frozenoj]

Psych-O-Ween Episode Guide

Probably been done before but these are the episodes I'm rewatching for spooky season! If I missed any let me know and I'll add them.

S1 E7: Who Ya Gonna Call? Shawn and Gus must save a man who claims a ghost is trying to kill him.

S1 E15: Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast Shawn and Gus step into a real-life urban legend, as they investigate a death suspiciously like the tale of "Scary Sherry," who met her untimely end at the now haunted Wispy Sunny Pines mental institution.

S2 E16: Shawn (And Gus) of the Dead Shawn is called to the Natural History Museum when a mummy goes missing and all indications are that it got up and walked out on its own.

S3 E1: Ghosts After Gus' boss demands he quit moonlighting at the Psych agency, Shawn must find a way to keep his partner while solving a haunting case and playing referee to Henry and his recently returned mother.

S3 E15: Tuesday the 17th Shawn and Gus are hired by a childhood friend to find a missing camp counselor who disappeared near their old sleep away campgrounds. Upon their arrival, spooky activity abounds and they must uncover if the dark past of the abandoned camp has come back to life.

S4 E4: The Devil is in the Details and in the Upstairs Bedroom A priest and former teacher of Shawn and Gus calls them claiming that an apparent suicide was in fact the work of the devil.

S4 E8: Let's Get Hairy A man fears he is dangerous to society and enlists Shawn and Gus' help because, he claims, he is a werewolf.

S5 E3: Not Even Close, Encounters Shawn and Gus get themselves hired onto the case when an unstable lawyer claims his assistant was abducted by aliens.

S5 E11: In Plain Fright While on the haunted house ride at Santa Barbara's Scare Fest, Shawn and Gus witness a murder and are soon led to believe the person who committed it is the ghost of a man who fell to his death at Scare Fest 13 years ago.

S6 E3: This Episode Sucks Lassiter's new relationship with a mysterious and beautiful woman is placed in jeopardy when Shawn and Gus are convinced she is a murderer -- the same murderer responsible for the blood-drained body SBPD is investigating.

S6 E11: Heeeeee's Lassie After Lassiter moves into a new condominium building and strange things start happening to him, he is forced to hire Shawn and Gus to figure out what could be causing the supposed paranormal disturbance.

S7 E3: Lassie Jerky Shawn and Gus join a pair of college students in the woods who are filming a documentary on Bigfoot.

S7 E5: 100 Clues Shawn and Gus attend a party hosted by an aging rockstar named Billy Lipps, a man the SBPD arrested years ago for a murder he doesn't remember committing.

S8 E8: A Touch Of Sweevil Shawn is ecstatic when he discovers he's finally been invited to participate in a prestigious paranormal convention for police consultants.

S8 E9: A Nightmare on State Street Gus' nightmares start to feel like reality when he and Shawn work to solve an unlikely case for the SBPD.

[the-librarians-prompt-month]

It's time for the list! And here it is.

A reminder: the way this works is you have all of June to write before posting starts July 1st. The number on the list corresponds to the date in July! But you can post any time after as well. Towards the end of June I will create and post the collection!

Anything goes with making as long as you abide by the rules of the site you are posting on and tag appropriately. I will not reblog NSFW art here but will reblog links to it if posted on another site

Now the list:

5+1 Times

Costume

Body Swap

Mistaken Relationship

Meet the Family (aka someones relatives make an appearance)

Mermaid

Baking

Movie Night

Singing

Hospital

First Kiss

Dragons

Rarepair

Charlene and Judson

Antique

Day Off

Case Fic

Library Rooms

Food

Phoenix

Crossover

Another country has a magic unit/agency ala DOSA

Mission gone wrong

Someone almost dies. Again.

Epiphany

Pegasus

The Serpent Brotherhood returns

Masquerade ball

Purple

Mummies

Celebration

Happy creating! I can't wait to see what you all come up with!

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Halloween costumes that have been Banned at the Armed Detective Agency Halloween Party:

Vampires (obviously)

Ghosts

Werewolves or any adjacent moon transforming creature (Atsushi request)

Mummies (due to the Dazai Incident)

Clowns

Sexy Nurses (Yosano has license to kill for one night of the year, and tonight is that night)

[imagineanime2022]

Dazai And Chuya W/ A Secret Family

Osamu Dazai X GN!Reader Chuya Nakahara X GN!Reader

Requested: Anon

Request: can you do like their kids running up to them with Dazai and Chuuya and confusing tf out of their colleagues who didn't know they had kids

Warning: Kidnapping (Chuya), Reader wounded (Chuya)

Osamu Dazai

Everyone in the armed detective agency thought that they knew Dazai, he wasn’t necessarily secretive but there was something that no one knew about him. He had no intention of telling anyone unless he needed to.

Dazai was walking through the park with Kunikida and Atsushi, they were in the middle of an investigation, they both disappeared off for a second to question a witness while Dazai sat on the bench keeping an eye out for anyone suspicious “Dad!” He jumped out of his skin when he looked down and saw the little kid standing in front of him. “Hello.” He smiled, lifting her onto his lap. “Dazai, whose child have you kidnapped?” Kunikida asked as he appeared in front of him. “I didn’t kidnap anyone.” Dazai grumbled childishly as the kid in his lap giggled. “(Mummy/Dad) hates when you do that Daddy.” They scolded him. “Daddy!?” Kunikida and Atsushi said in surprise at the same time. “Speaking of where is (Mum/Dad)?” Dazai asked as he looked around for you in the crowd around the park. “She was behind me but I got excited when I saw you.” They answered “Shall we go look for them then?” Dazai asked as he stood and lifted the child onto his shoulders “tell me if you see them.” Kunikda was the first to snap out of his dazed confusion. “Dazai we have a job to do!” He shouted after him. “Well let me return the ‘kidnapped’ child before we continue with our job no?” Dazai asked. “I’m not kidnapped.” The little kid laughed as they started to bounce on his shoulder “over there dad!” “You found them?” Dazai asked, his eyes having found you in the crowd in seconds “where?” “That way!” They cheered giggling when he came to a stop in front of you. “Where I don’t see them?” Dazai asked as he looked around as if he couldn’t see you. “There Dad!” Their little hands turning his heads to look at you. “Oh there you are, where have you been?” Dazai asked as he stepped forward. “Look for our child, who ran off again!” You glared at both of them and at least you little one had the audacity to look sorry. “Do you know how much you worried me!?” “Looks like you need to say sorry.” Dazai lifted you little one to the floor they walked over scratching the back of their neck as they looked at you. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to worry you, I just saw Dad.” they explained starting to bounce on their feet. “Just please don’t run off without telling me where you're going, you know I worry when I can’t see you. Go play for a minute while I talk to your Dad.” You pointed them towards the park where a couple of their friends were waiting, they were the reason that you were here after all. “I’m sorry I didn’t expect them to run off if they saw you.” “Don’t worry.” He smiled softly “as long as you are okay.” “I’m okay.” You nodded, your eyes finally moving to the two men behind him. “Oh you must be Kunikida and Atsushi right?” “Hi.” Atsushi smiled as he waved. “W-who are you?” Kunikida asked. “I’m the significant other.” You answered. “He never said that there was a significant other.” Kunikida frowned. “You didn’t tell them about me?” You asked, Kunikida watches as you both launched into a playful argument between yourselves, Kunikida couldn’t get his head around it, he’d seen Dazai as a child from the moment that he met him but he had been hiding a whole life away from the ADA, one that he managed to keep separate from them for so long, maybe there was more to Dazai then he had seen. But then as he looked at the two of you and listened to Dazai’s incessant whining he honestly wasn’t sure.

Chuya Nakahara

Chuya was very good at keeping his personal and work life separate, he didn’t fully trust the people that he worked with. Meaning that he trusted them to get the job done and make sure that he got out unscathed for the most part but he didn’t trust (specifically Mori) not to use news of a family as a bargaining chip or ransom piece forcing him to do as he was told. After what happened with the sheep he had no intention of putting you in that same danger.

“These are the pictures that were sent to the hideout.” Mori said, Chuya glanced at the screen he was less than interested, he had yet to hear from you and was waiting for the meeting to end so that he could call you himself. When he finally took in the image on the screen his heart rate increased and he leaned forward in his chair “Chuya?” “Tch, these are the hostages?” Chuya asked. “You know them?” He asked. “I do.” He answered, not willing to elaborate more than that unless it was really needed. “Then this will be your problem to fix.” Mori informed him leaning forward on his elbow chin rested on his clasped fingers. “Yes sir.” He nodded, honestly he wouldn’t have had it any other way. “There will be one other thing that you will need to know about this mission.” Mori said, smirking.

The thing that he needed to know was that he would likely have to work with Dazai to complete this mission. He hated that of all the people that could know about his family he was least worried about Dazai. “They have a hostage?” Dazai asked. “Two.” He mumbled. “Do we care about these hostages?” Dazai asked. “Yes.” Chuya answered. “You seem tense Chuya.” Dazai teased. “Shut up freak.” He ordered as jogged down the stairs towards the bottom floor of the hideout and the most likely area for them to be holding you and his child. “Are you going to tell me who these people are to you?” Dazai asked his voice uncharacteristically serious for a second, noting the way that Chuya failed to return any teasing or play up to the usual dynamic they had. “None of your business.” Chuya grumbled as he walked down the hall seeing the door that stood between him and his family. “Must be important then.” Dazai theorized to himself as Chuya continued walking, when opened the door the man that stood in front of the two of you smirked. “You're here.” His eyes flitted over both of them before he frowned. “You don’t have what I wanted.” “We never had what you wanted.” Chuya muttered as his eyes flitted over both of you checking for wounds, finding one on your shoulder. “You shouldn’t have come here without it.” He warned, turning to you. “Dad!” The little one called out as their eyes settled on Chuya, he grit his teeth as hands started to glow a harsh red, it was quick what happened next, no one i the room apart from the two that moved knew what happened, Chuya dove forward grabbing your kid and moving them from the crossfire while you activated your ability allowing the blood from your shoulder wound to sharpen into points stabbing straight through the man that had attempted to grab you. “It’s over.” You mumbled. “Dad!?” Dazai asked. “Chuya you’ve been a busy boy while I’ve been gone.” “Shut up Dazai.” Chuya growled through gritted teeth as he looked down at the kid in his arms “Are you okay little soldier?” He asked. “Uh huh, (Mum/Dad) told me that you would come get us.” They said. “Hmm.” He hummed as he looked over at you across the room. “I’m fine.” You waved him off “we both know that I used to deal with worse.” “Worse?” Dazai asked. “I used to be an assassin.” You shrugged. “Met when I was trying to kill him.” “Very romantic.” Dazai teased “I thought that this was one of those stock holme situations.” “I’m going to kill you.” Chuya glared at him. “Does his height not bother you?” Dazai asked. “You're right he is annoying.” You said ignoring the question and looking at Chuya. “Is there something that we need from him or can we just go?” “We can go, I don’t even know what the ADA wanted from this.” Chuya shrugged. “Nothing you need to worry about.” Dazai answered, waving you all off. “Good luck keeping them away from Mori.” Chuya only grunted in response as he turned towards the door, his boss was going to be difficult but he’d do anything to keep you both safe.

Request Here!!

[this-acuteneurosis]

Pame waking up and noticing things early cause she is ALERT and ready on the Palpatine stuff is SO great. might be the most satisfying stuff of time travel, even if dont tell specifically WARNING, WARNING. Palps can and has cursed Padme entire existence MULTIPLE times and he is going to CONTINUE to hate even MORE and it will be GLORIOUS. Padme is here and READY for this fight, Naboo are going to tell children fables of how much I shall bitch slap you old Shiev. WHOOO! Also Anakin being gifted Plot Macguffun and thus given Plot decisions in his power is nice, you love to see some potential Agency in the future.

Padmé being the most effective character at destroying Palpatine's plans, mostly on accident by targeting a seemingly unimportant aspect and then domino style knocking over all the other connecting pieces like Evelyn in the library in the Mummy will always be my favorite thing. You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

Helooo, I was wondering if can do headcanons, for dazai's s/o jokeing a with a friend about, jumping of a roof(that sound so wrong 💀), like it has been a very stressful week for the s/o and her friend, so like the friend jokes around saying "[insert readers name here] let's jump from a building" and the reader is just like "sure lol" then walk away holding hands (they didn't actually jump from a building, they just went to a cafe).

(Idk, if I explained that well, english is not my first language)

Swan Dive

Headcanon: "😨" - Dazai Osamu, 2023 Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting. I think my humour and mental health is broken

ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY

PORT MAFIA

MASTERLIST

HEADCANONS

Dazai:

"Y/NNNNNNN" Your friend said lazily lying on the couch of your room, as you both were pretty drained after teaching middle school kids that too, before summer breaks. Normally, you had a well paying job with respected pay but you thought it was fun to look after kids. Minus the fact the only vacant job was teaching middle schoolers.

"I think i am unfit for the job" You comment as none of you bothered to move. The middle school kids are just indescribable. And thanks to them, you will totally decide to drop before your first pay.

"But Y/NN think of the MONEY" your friend responded, dramatically raising their hands to hold an invisible check.

"Ughhhh so exhaustedddddddddd" You dramatically replied back, your hands over your heart as you fell down beside her on the sofa. "I think I'll get killed by this heat and kids"

"fr, Y/NNN Lets jump off the building or something"

"Good Idea" You replied, as you mischievously looked at your friend, as the secret conversation between you two continued. You looked insane, but can you really blame it?

You and your friend looked at each other, before linking up your hands, walking outside the room and walk towards the door not before seeing your boyfriend, Dazai Osamu.

😨

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID HE JUST HEAR!??

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

YOU? TAKE A SWAN DOWN THE ROOF!? WITHOUT HIM?

"Oh hi Osamu" You replied, as you gave a kiss on his cheeks, before linking your hand back to your friend as you happily started walking towards the stairs.(which were just behind the door if i say)

NAUR BRO

YOU ARE GONNA SERIOUSLY GO UP??

Dazai has his red alert alarms up now.

Dazai suddenly grabs your arms dragging you away from your friend.

NAH BRO-

HE IS

HE IS SAD!?

"Y/N am I not a good boyfriend?" (Like dazai stawp-)

He holds you tight telling you why you should live here, stay with them, stay with him.

You were confused.

His concerns are growing.

"What are you talking about??"

*insert confused screams*

Dazai look into you eyes, as he holds you close before speaking, "Please dont do it with you friend, do it with me"

"I love to hate you romance here, but it to much hot for my liking so Y/N, I'll be downstairs if you need me, until then I'll order icecream for you" You friend says sweatdroppingly, before moving towards the door, downstairs.

"oh"

WDYM BY OH? WE NEED A FULL PPT ON THAT BABYGIRL BEHAVIOUR-

"Dazai are you alright?" "😨"

"HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE EMOJIS IRL?" "Says the one who is using acronyms while speaking Y/n"

Nothing better to do, and little weird out by your own lover's weird interaction you make your way down merely.

"this is diablo speaking to weretiger, another atempt unsucssesful, the mission is a success"

Dazai could only stand dumb folded at the corridor, not before merely going upstairs, I mean what's better then trying ways to die to forget past events?

"Oh shit the mummy is going upstairs, I REPEAT ITS GOING UPSTAIRS"

"I can hear you Akutagawa, stop hiding behind the flower vase"

This pic and "😨" are same.

I hereby rename this 😨 emoji as Dazaiface idc.

Sucks if you see 😨 as

[sophieinwonderland]

Studies and Research Into Endogenic and Non-Disordered Plurality

I've been neglecting my Studies and Research page for a while, so I decided it was about time to bring it back. This time completely reorganized and mobile friendly. (Sort of. A lot of these are still PDFs, so clicking the links isn't mobile friendly. But you can actually reach it on mobile now unlike my old page.)

Blue links are free. Orange are paywalled but Sci-Hub compatible. Red is paywalled and not sci-hub compatible.

Latest Update: 5/12/24 (This post will be continuously updated with more research. If you see this in a reblog, you may not have the newest version. Patch Notes will be at the bottom.)

Papers on The Tulpamancy Community

Varieties of Tulpa Experiences

Book: Hypnosis and meditation: Towards an integrative science of conscious planes

Learning to Discern the Voices of Gods, Spirits, Tulpas, and the Dead

DOI: 10.1093/schbul/sbac005

Tulpas and Mental Health: A Study of Non-Traumagenic Plural Experiences

DOI: 10.12691/rpbs-5-2-1

Unusual experiences and their association with metacognition: investigating ASMR and Tulpamancy

DOI: 10.1080/13546805.2021.1999798

Personality Characteristics of Tulpamancers and Their Tulpas

DOI: 10.31234/osf.io/5t3xk (This is a pre-print and may lack peer review.)

Papers on Other Endogenic/Non-Disordered Plurals

Multiplicity: An Explorative Interview Study on Personal Experiences of People with Multiple Selves

DOI: 10.3389/fpsyg.2017.00938

Exploring the experiences of young people with multiplicity

ISSN: 2057-4266

Exploring the Utility and Personal Relevance of Co-Produced Multiplicity Resources with Young People

DOI: 10.1007/s40653-021-00377-7

Conceptualizing multiplicity spectrum experiences: A systematic review and thematic synthesis

DOI: 10.1002/cpp.2910

It's just a body: A community-based participatory exploration of the experiences and health care needs for transgender plural people

(Note: While most of the paper is paywalled, the introduction is still interesting and worth reading IMO.)

DOI: 10.1016/j.ejtd.2023.100354

Transgender Mental Health (Includes a chapter on Plurality)

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ISBN: 978-1-61537-113-6

Papers on Spiritual Plurality and Plural-like Experiences

Can the DSM-5 differentiate between nonpathological possession and dissociative identity disorder? A case study from an Afro- Brazilian religion

DOI: 10.1080/15299732.2015.1103351

The Absorption Hypothesis: Learning to Hear God in Evangelical Christianity

DOI: 10.1111/j.1548-1433.2009.01197.x

Multiple Personality and Channeling

DOI: 10.29046/JJP.009.1.001

Commentary on "Multiple Personality and Channeling"

DOI: 10.29046/JJP.009.2.011

Papers on the Agency of Imaginary Friends

Explaining the Illusion of Independent Agency in Imagined Persons with a Theory of Practice

DOI: 10.1080/09515089.2022.2043265

Investigating Valence and Autonomy in Children's Relationships with Imaginary Companions (Paywalled)

DOI: 10.3233/DEV-130123

The bully in my mind: Investigating children's negative relationships with imaginary companions (Thesis)

https://ir.ua.edu/handle/123456789/1468

‘When my mummy and daddy aren't looking at me when I do my maths she helps me’; Children can be taught to create imaginary companions: An exploratory study

DOI: 10.1002/icd.2390

Imaginary Companions, Inner Speech, and Auditory Verbal Hallucinations: What Are the Relations?

DOI: 10.3389/fpsyg.2019.01665

Maladaptive daydreaming is a dissociative disorder: Supporting evidence and theory.

DOI: 10.4324/9781003057314

Papers on the Agency of Fictional Characters

The Illusion of Independent Agency: Do Adult Fiction Writers Experience Their Characters as Having Minds of Their Own?

DOI: 10.2190/FTG3-Q9T0-7U26-5Q5X

‘I’ve learned I need to treat my characters like people’: Varieties of agency and interaction in Writers’ experiences of their Characters’ Voices

DOI: 10.1016/j.concog.2020.102901

Papers on the Agency of Hallucinations in Psychotic Disorders

A psychotherapy approach to treating hostile voices

DOI: 10.1080/17522439.2016.1247190

Auditory Hallucinations in Dissociative Identity Disorder and Schizophrenia With and Without a Childhood Trauma History (Paywalled)

DOI: 10.1097/NMD.0b013e3181c299ea

The Representation of Agents in Auditory Verbal Hallucinations

DOI: 10.1111/mila.12096

Rethinking Social Cognition in Light of Psychosis: Reciprocal Implications for Cognition and Psychopathology

DOI: 10.1177/216770261667707

Relevant Quotes From Irrelevant Papers

These are papers that largely have nothing to do with endogenic or non-disorder plurality, but include important quotes. These relevant quotes are screenshotted so you don't need to read entire papers for one paragraph.

Non-disordered plurality is mentioned in the International Classification of Diseases. (ICD-11)

Authors of the The Haunted Self and creators of the Theory of Structural Dissociation reference that hypnosis or spiritual practices may result in self-conscious dissociative parts of the personality.

DOI: 10.1080/15299732.2011.570592

Additional Quotes and Articles:

Email Correspondence From Dr. Colin Ross To @/SysmedsAreSexist.

The Mystical, Mind-Sharing Lives of Tulpamancers (Includes Quotes from Samuel Veissiere, Michael Lifshitz and Tanya Luhrmann)

Imaginary Friends: Helpful or Harmful? (Includes quotes on tulpamancy from Dr. Richard Loewenstein.)

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Patch Notes: 5/12/24:

I've added an "additional quotes and articles" section for sources that lack review, but are still helpful nonetheless. This includes Imaginary Friends: Helpful or Harmful for its quotes from Dr. Loewestein, and The Mystical, Mind-Sharing Lives of Tulpamancers for its quotes from three doctors studying tulpamancy.

I've also added the Colin Ross emails from sysmedsaresexist.

[wonderpommey]

Well Jesse said it, no one truly changes and indeed nothing really changed in the couples’ dynamics in the end.

The show dangled a possible happy ending for Connor and Willa for a second but of course it tears it away in the finale. We already see Willa squirming under Connor’s grip, grappling with the “sexy second week itch”. Roman is particularly repulsed by that pairing; buying a young escort-type woman and parading her as somehow worthy, as a ‘wife’. There’s something so offensive to him about that. We never see Roman give Gerri anything of monetary value. He’d never want to buy her, he’s desperately attracted to how real she is, to the experience and things she can teach him, in every possible way (sex & advice). He wants what she is willing to give, not what he can buy. The only time money comes into their relationship is the exit package (pass!) and even that is essentially just another lesson she’s teaching him. You wanna rule with emotion, the next person will take you for everything you’re worth!

Shiv's adoption of Tom remains partly strategic. It moves from "not being betrayed" to "holding onto power", it has very little to do with love. Shiv continues to push sadistically to see how much she can get away with, how close patriarchy will let her get to being her own woman. Then, when Tom or Logan tells her she’s gone too far, she folds. And Tom loves her enough or loves being in the fold enough that it works in the succession universe, it becomes a deal of somewhat terrifying equals. And that was what succession was all about. Capitalism, patriarchy and the oppression of women. What men demand things like love and care from women, but they actually lose any genuine connection the second they take a woman's agency away from her… Sure you get her by your side physically for a while but you crucially loose her very desire to be there.

Roman and Gerri’s relationship remains a study in longing and sensuality. They are barely featured in the finale but Roman sets the tone by going down on mummy’s cheese. Oh succession and its cheesy genitals, the ricotta dick! The grilled cheese with a sucked dick! The whole kitchen scene is obviously an allegory about the lack of food and incidentally love Caroline has supplied to her children. It’s only scraps, rot and fire going into that smoothie. But Oedipus-Roman, doesn’t want the smoothie, he wants the tasty morsel of maternal love which isn't for him. He doesn’t bite by the way, he only licks. Unlike his last second on screen, he can’t go as far as actual consumption. Did he want Lobster? No, he wanted the most love. Did he want steak? No! He wanted to be picked above Kendall!!

Speaking of what’s not for him... He then has to watch Gerri talk about the pleasures of a slow screw. It’s a sudden exposure to her sexuality, a validation of his intuition that she likes being superior to her conquests, sexually, spiritually. Something he knows he can give her alongside the painful realisation that she opens up - to others - in that way.

Then the office breakdown. I still look good, I still look the part “Why isn’t it me?” What are the rockstar and the molewoman when the rockstar is just a big sack of bullshit? And Ken reaffirming he’s not good enough, he’s pure emotion, he doesn’t have the drive, he only ever wanted a ride or die.

All culminating in his only true, almost naturalistic documentary-style consumption of the season; Gerri’s martini. Drinking in the quasi love of his life (I could do a whole post about how wild it is that Jesse ‘I don’t want to tell you what to think’ Armstrong said something so totalitarian). This isn't the first connection between an older woman’s sexual appetite and her drink of choice this season! Remember Roman’s reaction to the image of Nan liking her wine like she likes her men!

Sure, the outer layer of that scene shows Roman, having lost the company, his lover/mentor's good will, and any way he knows of interacting with his siblings in a bar drinking alone, overly dressed, old Hollywood style. A potential regression to his sad playboy lifestyle (Jesse), or the start of a hopeless spiral of alcohol abuse (Mark - who has since then said he saw how Roman’s ending could be perceived as hopeful). 

Upon closer inspection, his inferiority/beta complex, his emotions, his desire to be loved, his desire NOT to be in charge/on top - everything that his dad loathed to see in him - are finally showing through the physical scars on his face. He gave it a valiant try, but he couldn’t keep parading as whomever Logan wanted him to be and he realises that it makes him an unworthy heir and in the same breath, access to Gerri is disallowed. It still overwhelms him with emotion, but in the same way Oedipus took his own eyes and couldnt see Jocasta and longer, Roman only gets to see Gerri through screen and glass anymore. He demanded she believed he was as good and as ruthless as his dad and he turned out not to be. Objectively, it’s not a prerequisite to Gerri’s feelings for him as she responds to his pathos way more than she does to Logan's death, but his psyche is convinced he no longer deserves to be in her presence.

So he does the only thing he can do to keep her as close as he needs. Don't be fooled by the luxurious, civilised quality of the drink, this is a biological need,  pure sustenance (Get her inside of him, under his skin, into his bloodstream and pumping to his heart). He bites his lip as the liquid enters his mouth, swallowing dramatically, loving the burn & hating the pain. 

And we’ve come full circle on the theme of consuming each other. From the partnership-worthy mutual cannibalistic proposal of season 2, to the toxic if slightly castrating injunction for her to go down on him and devour him. Season 4 breaks him enough that he gets to the opposite nihilistic ideation that he’s nothing and hence has no claim on the company or being her protégé. The truth - that we don’t know if he can get to - is somewhat in between. All these kids are very smart and worthy in their own ways, even though of course the expectation placed on them to be exceptional prevents them being satisfied in being maybe just that.

His final scene showcases the sad and lonely consumption of the woman he loves’ essence, a poor ersatz for the ‘old gal’s juices’ that he doesn’t deserve. All he has to offer being something he has never been able to name or express without the alibi of the company; an amorphous, unworthy, unnamable but ultimately undeniable feeling.

And possibly in the writers’ minds, this is the suicide part of their contemporary Romeo & Juliet drama. Dying with the blade and the poison after daddy said the love was unacceptable & unobtainable? I mean come ON! 

Roman “knifed” Gerri (This is rhetoric they use ON THE SHOW), she completed the execution by taking herself out and brought him the threat of annihilation (while ordering the poison; a martini). There is a delicious poisonous quality to the drink isn’t there (or its abuse)? And of course, if he dies he’ll die by her, he’ll taste the poison she chose off her lips, because if he has lost the love of his life in this eternal quasi status, it becomes the only worthy pursuit.

That was the roman-esque question of the show. What is love if it’s always been withheld, if it’s always been expressed via the proxy of the company, if it’s never been given freely, or modelled or held as something precious and worthy that had to be protected? And what if it makes you ravenous for it? And how could you get it, this thing you most desperately want, if you’d never been given the tools?

O true apothecary, Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.