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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Donato Giancola

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JJK S3 announced forgive me for the person I will become when THIS lawyer zaddy gets animated

what doja cat said abt noses 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

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The gift that keeps on giving 💝

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TIMESKIP TODOROKI LEAKS!!!!

I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY

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Ok I want to say something controversial

But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.

“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.

Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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the problem with “he would never be a daddy dom” type statements is people’s bedroom behaviour doesn’t necessarily mirror their real life personality or relationship dynamics. if he’s a pathetic subservient little freaque in real life why wouldn’t being mindlessly horny get him to ease up a bit and try to take control for once. you just have to make it work with the character’s psychological problems and it’s fine

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lord. the thought of meeting sensei deku at a bar after hours. and you don’t know him or the fact he used to be a hero and you chat over drinks. at one point he genuinely casually mentions how much he benches and completely brushes over it.

and you’re like. no what. you’re lying. and you bicker back and forth before you goad him by being like. fine then let me see your biceps.

so he undoes his button sleeves and rolls them up and pushes them. and you can’t tell from under his clothes but he is fucking jacked. he flexes and you can see the muscles strain, all sinew and vein. he even brings your hand to touch him so you can be sure.

when you look-up with your jaw dropped he gives you a sweet little flushed giggle and goes “see? told you.”

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Don’t they know the difference between silver and golden age All Might!?

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i do think ppl having xreader blogs dni in their bio is really funny. like i get it when people have dark content writers dni or proshippers dni in their bio but xreader as a whole is so funny like ?

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I’m a fanfic writer. All I know is “furrowed brow” and too many commas.

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thsi is literally fucking killing me

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:o

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sakusa kiyoomi does an interview with a psychic where the psychic gets all their assumptions correct but omi denies it

psychic: you’re favorite color is yellow

omi: no it’s black

psychic: you’re planning on moving in with your partner

omi: i’ve been single for years

psychic: you’re favorite food is curry

omi: i despise curry

omi lied about his favorite color because he got a reputation uphold. he lied about moving in thing because his relationship is a secret and he doesn’t want fans in his business. he lied about curry because he could

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crazy how society only allows men to walk around with their nipples out ? 🤨