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i do think ppl having xreader blogs dni in their bio is really funny. like i get it when people have dark content writers dni or proshippers dni in their bio but xreader as a whole is so funny like ?
#xreader dni???#why are you mad at me for daydreaming???#no way there’s someone out there who’d get red in the face angry the moment they realize my pussy purrs for a cartoon man?
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I’m a fanfic writer. All I know is “furrowed brow” and too many commas.
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thsi is literally fucking killing me
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sakusa kiyoomi does an interview with a psychic where the psychic gets all their assumptions correct but omi denies it
psychic: you’re favorite color is yellow
omi: no it’s black
psychic: you’re planning on moving in with your partner
omi: i’ve been single for years
psychic: you’re favorite food is curry
omi: i despise curry
omi lied about his favorite color because he got a reputation uphold. he lied about moving in thing because his relationship is a secret and he doesn’t want fans in his business. he lied about curry because he could
#BECAUSE HE COULD#a true hater for my own heart#two justifiable reasons and his god given right to be a dickhead i know that’s right#i love him thank u op#haikyuu!!#sakusa kiyoomi
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crazy how society only allows men to walk around with their nipples out ? 🤨
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inarizaki
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these posts were literally only 3 minutes apart on my dash
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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking
#not liking grits in a family half from Louisiana and the other from Arkansas is like being put on trial at family gatherings#that and eggs and hamburger meat#my mama had an autistic child with a texture sensitivity yell at HER#‘if you ain’t got no grits get the fuck up out the south’ when Beyoncé said that i was like say less#you can keep them damn grits#AND THE CHITLINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !
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You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that
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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life
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I hope I'm not too late for the cowboy gojo trend
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