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frogtanii · 4 years ago

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℗ poker face

summary - as an up and coming youtuber, you thought it would be beneficial to join a content house with your old childhood friend meiko, but as time went by, you realized things were not as they seemed. with only 6 months left on your contract, will your housemates finally open their eyes and see how horribly they’ve been treating you or will you leave with a heavy mind and an even heavier heart?

genre - youtuber!au, college!au, ANGST, ANGST ANGST, literally cannot warn u enough it is so much angst, tiny bit of crack, eventual fluff, eventual choose-your-man endings, enemies to lovers type beat, reverse harem

warnings - TW ATTEMPTED SEXUAL A*SAULT AND ATTEMPTED MURDER, hi yes ANGST, manipulation (not by you to the boys or the boys to you), ur faves are rlly mean at first, swearing, drinking, just everyone sucks but you & atsumu lol, minimal fluff, not soft at first (it takes a minute)

taglist - CLOSED!

status - on hiatus!

profiles 01 || profiles 02

i. lol who asked

ii. not the tyra slander

iii. a crack in the facade

iv. movie night :/

v. evidence. please.

vi. too attached

vii. not helpful

viii. vacation!!!!!

ix. shattered

x. ick

xi. come quick

xii. tell me everything

xiii. talking it out

xiv. k fuck you meiko

xv. cigarettes and tears (tw sexual assault‼️)

xvi. whenever you’re ready

xvii. charmed

xviii. but... why?

xix. try, for him

xx. alone time :)

→ missing screenshots from xx ;-;

xxi. actual murder

xxii. a boy worth fighting for

xxiii. exiled

xxiv. stfu, jesus

xxv. insecurities :(

xxvi. a gift, truly

xxvii. did a number on you,,

xxviii. the yn project

xxix. you are loved :)

xxx. literally shut up iwaizumi

xxxi. walk for me, serve

xxxii. god speed your love to me

xxxiii. ‘bunched panties’

xxxiv. take care of yourself, iwaizumi-san

xxxv. so... this is it

xxxvi. brand new manager-chan

xxxvii. investigation: start!

xxxviii. whatever it takes

xxxix. she’ll be okay

xl. get in losers, we’re going shopping

xli. disruption

xlii. be better

xliii. what you deserve

xliv. ok, go off queen

xlv. intermission

xlvi. can we talk?

xlvii. lemme see the drip

xlviii. frozen

xlix. the least he could do

l. let me be here for you

li. the doctor and the asshole

lii. change for the better

liii. that’s a lil sus

liv. limo karaoke

lv. one way or another

lvi. stress pets

lvii. deflection

lviii. it’s over

lix. not like this

lx. i’ll be just fine

endings!!

miya atsumu - me and my husband

kozume kenma - home

bonus content! below the cut :)

what everyone does (like their content lol)

official room aesthetics!! (also by me ahaha)

much better floor plans lmfao (by @/vixisti)

kenma dripped down (by @/anythingremotelynice)

finished bokuto!!! (by @/tadaimari)

wind nonnie’s love letter to yn <3

memorableminds meme dumps one & two

rated e’s fanart baddie fit & swimsuit

hehe funny meme submission (by @/anarchybaby)

meme dump!! (by @/justanother2dsimp)

tsumu’s dinner fit (by @/peachiikichu)

tsumu lookin FINE (by @/anythingremotelynice)

masc poker face fits by @/halethemenace one

the boys’ dinner fits (by @/moooonyyy)

kuroo’s beach fit (by @/aozorasannn)

hehe meme dump!!! (by @/sakusasonlywife)

omi’s dinner fit (by @/tsukkiholicc)

bo && yn (by @/a-mi-nion)

kenma’s beach fit (by @/chocolatiernerd)

tsumu cleaning mc’s wounds (by @/kiwibirbs-library)

sakusa cleaning mc’s wounds (by @/anythingremotelynice)

sakusa & mc drabble (by chai anon ((SO GOOD)))

cherry wine cover (by @/toshis-switch)

akaashi drawing!! (by @/a-mi-nion)

mostly atsumu memes!! (by @/attentionwhoreuwu)

atsumu n yn meeting drabble (by strawberry mochi)

sakusa limo ride drabble (by chai anon ((STUNNING))

oiks n yn drabble (by chai anon ((EMOTIONAL ;-;))

fight for me animatic (by @/lausterdomyamong) ((INCREDIBLE OMFG I LOVE YOU))

sims house stuff!! (by @/liferuinedby5idiotsand1genius)

suga hiding (by @/a-mi-nion)

pov: ur meiko (by @/lausterdomyamong)

tsumu n samu angst drabble (by noah anon (beauty))

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floraliaison · 4 years ago

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[ melodrama ] ― track i | homemade dynamite

political au. ushijima wakatoshi x fem! reader.

3.1 k

masterlist. next.

If there’s any one word you would prefer people to describe you as, it would have to be unquestionably loyal.

After all, it’s just past seven, and you haven’t yet drunk enough whiskey as you would like to, but when Oikawa tells you about a new guy you must hate, you don’t even think twice before agreeing.

He shifts the drink in his hand, ice cubes clinking together while he side-eyes the group of men from across the veranda, no doubt burning holes into the back of his intended target’s head as he mutters, “And there he is.”

You whip your head to the right, not caring enough about subtlety because this is your house and you can and will look at whoever you damn please.

His directions don’t really help much, you soon realize, because there are a hundred and one of Eita’s friends huddled around the end of the buffet table where the drinks are located.

“There are a bunch of ‘he’s over there, Oiks. Which one?” you hiss under your breath, craning your neck to see if you can pick anyone out from the crowd.

There’s Leon, Kenjiro, Hayato, and a handful of other people you recognize but can’t recall the names of. All that matters is that they’re all annoying, and they’re all here.

You’d think Oikawa’s taste in men has improved in the six years you’ve been gone, but if he actually says it’s one of them then you’ve apparently thought wrong.

“The tall one, Y/N,” Oikawa says as though this is the most obvious thing in the world. His rings glint in the dim light as he discreetly points at one in the far back. “The one with the white jacket.”

Finally, you spot whoever it is he’s referring to, and the next thing out of your mouth is a crisp “What the fuck?”

Oikawa snorts in derision – why he would when he’s the laughingstock in this particular situation, you’ll never know, but that still doesn’t stop you from echoing the sound back.

“I leave my best friend alone for a few years, and when I come back you’re suddenly all broken-hearted about Ushijima Wakatoshi?” You say, equal parts incredulous and disappointed. Said best friend only shrugs in response, chugging the rest of his rum before slamming the empty glass down on the table.

“Save it, princess. Iwa’s already lectured me about the whole ‘you have terrible taste’ and ‘you should stop going after guys who you know are only going to break your heart’ thing,” he shoots back, his use of air quotes telling you that no, he didn’t – and probably still doesn’t – follow Iwaizumi’s advice. You roll your eyes, comeback already on the tip of your tongue, when —

“Hold on,” the boy next to you suddenly sits up straight, eyes wide open and staring at you. “How come you know him?”

“Well who doesn’t know him?”

Although you deliver it in a way that comes off as mildly sarcastic, all of his prominent social, athletic, and political embellishments have served to establish Ushijima Wakatoshi as a household name; both in Tokyo and throughout the rest of Japan.

But while that’s true, you for one can’t say that you know the man in the way that Oikawa is implying. Despite belonging in the same political circle, what with both your fathers’ professions, you have yet to properly interact outside of the social niceties required for the few parties and fundraisers you’ve seen him at.

From what you are able to discern the first few times you have been able to talk to him though, you are one hundred percent certain that you disliked the man to an almost frightening degree. His stoicism, apparent indifference and boundless pride rub off of you the wrong way, and you’ve been actively ignoring him at every meeting afterwards.

Your friend lets out another snort – you’ve half a mind to change his contact name to horse at this point – while you raise an eyebrow at his accusatory finger-wagging, almost daring him to say what’s so clearly on his mind.

Because despite wearing a short white number to stave off the summer heat that dominated the venue just hours prior, you have absolutely zero qualms about giving Tooru a thorough beat-down if necessary.

“There you guys are.”

Someone plops down into the vacant seat to your left, and when you turn to see a familiar, non-douchey face, you break into a smile.

“Hey, Haji,” you greet Iwaizumi as you lean against his side.

The faint blush that spreads across Oikawa’s face doesn’t escape you when you sneak a glance at him. Despite having his mind preoccupied by Ushijima, it looks like the brunette still hasn’t let go of his little crush on the final member of your trio. “Iwa-chaan, we waited forever. What took you so long?”

“Got lost, your house is fucking huge Y/N,” Iwaizumi explains, setting down his glass of his newest alcoholic concoction as he rolls up the sleeves of his dress shirt. “Good thing I ran into your brother, few more minutes and I would’ve lost my mind in there.”

You snicker at him, a low mumble of “and you claim Tooru’s the stupid one” escaping you because honestly, your house isn’t that big. He might just not admit it but it’s common knowledge that Hajime’s a bit... directionally challenged, to say the least.

Ignoring the glare he sends your way, you nonchalantly pick up his drink and take a sip. “Ah, very nice. You really should consider bartending, Haji, you’ve got the talent for it,” you remark, handing Oikawa the glass for him to taste.

Iwaizumi’s skill in mixing spirits was one the three of you discovered during one of your first parties, when you and Tooru had complained about how shitty the drinks were. Hajime, in a true gentlemanly fashion, had grabbed a couple of bottles off the counter and kept the two of you well-provided for for the remainder of the event. (and for every other event that came after it.)

The spiky-haired lawyer only rolls his eyes at your words, plucking the crystalware out of Oikawa’s hands before he could finish it off amidst the latter’s ungodliest of whines. “What were you doing anyway? Looked like you were discussing some deep stuff when I came in.”

You separate from him, putting your hands on your hips and adopting a haughty tone, “We are slandering Ushijima Wakatoshi, and his ways of ill-repute. You, by declaration of the Mistress, which is me, and by Friendship Code 70040, is hereby required to join as well.”

“I’ll pass, Wakatoshi’s cool,” Hajime comments around a sip of alcohol, and the casual use of Ushijima’s first name is enough to give you pause.

“Okay, first of all how are you on a first name basis with him and second, you’re a guy.” you exclaim, throwing your hands up for emphasis. “Of course you’d think that!”

“First question: I worked with him for a bit two years ago, not gonna say anything more because company rules, but we talked and he’s really nice,” Iwaizumi holds up two fingers. “Second, sure I am, but even your brother thinks so, too.”

“The world doesn’t just consist of Eita.”

“Alright, you both better shut it because the topic of your very heated conversation is heading right here,” Oikawa interrupts, poking you in the side and sending a look at Iwaizumi.

You groan in response and shake your head. Even during your time abroad, you’ve been unable to escape his presence; from the posters promoting his team for the 2014 World League to the numerous brand advertisements three years later, Wakatoshi was everywhere.

But - and you’ll never admit to this out loud, not ever - even though all you’ve seen of him was in print, on the television, and in the occasional social media update, you could never deny the fact that the man was handsome.

Tooru is attractive, as evidenced by the sheer number of his admirers in high school, Hajime has received his own fair share of confessions and Valentine’s Day chocolates, and you have to admit that your brother is objectively good-looking as well.

And while it’s a confession you have to make under duress, Wakatoshi is a completely different case altogether. You’d thought you were stunned when Miya Atsumu came to your offices to help promote the newly rolled-out banking app, but even he can’t really compare.

Nothing can really do with perfectly gelled olive hair, pristine three-piece suit slightly strained against a muscular build, and the undeniable aura that exuded power and demanded respect.

One would have to be practically blind not to feel attracted to Ushijima (but even then, you think that the timbre of his voice can still make anyone weak in the knees), but because you have no shame and are definitely not above pettiness, you maintain a disgusted-looking sneer as you watch him make his way to your table.

“Hey Toshi,” Oikawa says, the red from before making a reappearance as he takes in the newcomer with eager eyes.

“Good evening, Oikawa,” Ushijima replies, but it’s clear that his attention is focused elsewhere; namely, on you.

Your skin crawls at the weight of the stare he’s pinning on you, but you veto the urge to flip him off right then and there because that would be against proper decorum. Your patience is running thin though, and he needs something else to stare at immediately or so help him God you will do it.

“Wakatoshi,” Iwaizumi intervenes, bless him, and offers a hand towards the taller. “It’s been a long time.”

“Hajime,” Ushijima grasps the appendage and gives it a firm shake, but his gaze still hasn’t left you. ”It’s good to see you.”

“Yo Ushiwaka! Get back over here!” One of the miscreants across the veranda calls out, standing beside what seems to be a set-up for a round of beer pong. You can’t help but make a face when you catch sight of it because what did they think this was, some messy Saturday night college party? These guys really had no taste.

Ushijima finally turns around to head back to his friends, but not without shooting you one last cursory glance over his shoulder; a glance that you dutifully avoid despite every single cell in your body pushing you to return it and have him catch sight of the hellfire burning in your gaze for doing whatever it is that he did to Tooru.

Because damn it, no one hurts your friends or family and gets away with it. Not even over your dead body, because God knows you will rise from the dead just to get retribution on their behalf.

The minute Wakatoshi’s out of earshot, you scoff into your glass of whiskey, hastily downing it in one go because you’d need more of it in your system if you wanted to survive tonight with him around.

In the entirety of your 26 years, never have you once thought yourself as unlucky. Horribly ill-timed, sure, but unlucky? Nope.

Or at least, not until tonight.

“If it isn’t Miss Semi,” a smooth baritone sounds from behind you, nearly causing you to drop the container you’re holding in surprise. “Good evening.”

You seethe, ready to give the person a piece of your mind for almost being the (however indirect) culprit to the destruction of a 20-year old piece of china, and you have the gall to be so confrontational because you actually know who it is. Only one person in this entire house can be in possession of a voice that deep.

True enough, when you turn, it is Ushijima Wakatoshi who stands at the entrance to your kitchen in all of his six-foot-three glory, eyebrow cocked in a perfect arch as he regards you. He’s holding an empty wineglass in his left hand, and it looks like he’s come in here to have it refilled.

You aren’t sure what exactly about the situation brings all the blood rushing to your face; be it the anger you feel at seeing him so callously walk into your kitchen like he owns it instead of going to the refreshments table outside, or the feeling of something else at the sight of him in only his deep purple dress shirt; sleeves rolled up and top two buttons undone.

That, along with the fact that his hair is now slightly tousled, leaves you thinking that he looks positively sinful, if not for the smirk that’s painted on his stupid face. That one tiny detail pushes you to choose the first, and safer, option.

You roll your eyes.

“Yes, hello Ushijima,” you respond drily, slamming the cabinet shut to punctuate your tone. “Is there anything I can help you with?”

He simply raises the glass in his hand in response, and you are unable to get a biting comment in about how he should instead look for a refill outside instead of in here like some privileged dick when he speaks.

“Congratulations on the announcement,” he begins, stepping beyond the threshold and into the kitchen, thick carpet muffling the sounds of his polished Italian leather shoes as he makes his way towards you.

When he gets dangerously close to the boundary of the minimum three-feet you need to have between you and him at all times, you briefly consider getting violent and chucking the bowl at him just to be done with it, but he seems to have other plans when he stops by the marble island, a full one inch away from your protective perimeter.

Looks like your grandmother’s favorite crucible will live to see another day.

You see him eye you expectantly from his position, and realize that you’ve yet to respond to his statement. “Thank you. I understand that the same is in order for you as well, what with your succession of Madame Junko’s position.”

He nods, less confirmatory and more ‘I’ve found your answer satisfactory,’ and you cannot suppress the white-hot lance of annoyance that shoots through you at the memory that comes barrelling along with the simple gesture.

Suddenly, you’re both no longer OS Post Holdings or The Ushijima Telegraph and Telephone Corporation’s newly appointed presidents and CEOs, but mere fifteen year olds attending middle school at the same time.

Ushijima has always been the star student, and while your father has pushed you to make friends with the quiet boy, you’ve never found it in yourself to brush aside the vast difference present in the way he looks at Wakatoshi, with eyes and gestures full of a soft sense of pride, and then at you, all strict words and interactions that feel more business related than anything else.

You’re not stupid, never was and never will; you know that your father wanted a son to follow in his footsteps. And although he had twins - a girl and a boy - he saw Eita as more of a disappointment because of his unwillingness to live the life the patriarch of the family wanted him to.

So while your brother pursued his dreams in the music industry, you were left to shoulder the responsibility that came with the Semi family name. You studied rigorously, honed your talents, and polished your social skills until you shined, determined to be the brightest gem in the industry and the daughter your father would be proud of.

But even though you were not stupid, you were definitely naive. Naive to have thought that he would be satisfied with what he had, naive to have thought that he wouldn’t look somewhere else to fulfill his own personal dreams.

And that’s how you first met Ushijima, the son of Governor Utsui and your father’s new protegee, as he so proudly told you over dinner with him one Thursday night.

The only thing that kept you from breaking down then were the years spent at etiquette lessons, so you settled instead on gripping your silverware until your knuckles turned white. You could feel Eita’s eyes on you from across the table, and you didn’t have to look to know that they were apologizing for something that he didn’t even do.

The other two males in the room seemed oblivious to your imminent spiral, happily talking with each other and discussing whatever it is that they deemed important, and the fire in your heart that burned for the olive-haired boy grew into a full-fledged inferno.

That day marked the beginning of your lifelong grudge against Wakatoshi, and you still haven’t given it up to this day.

“Attention! I would just like to thank everyone for coming tonight -”

Your dad’s booming voice is what breaks you out of your reverie, and you realize that you have been staring - glowering, really - at the object of your ire for far too long than what can be deemed normal.

An open bottle of Romanée-Conti rests on the countertop by his elbow, and his previously empty wineglass is now half-full, the deep red liquid catching the fluorescent lights as he idly swirls it around.

Much like his wine, there is also something swirling in his sharp eyes, but you neither need to or wish to know what it is. You let out a disgruntled huff before heading out to the living room, shooting him one final glare as you round the corner and disappear.

Wakatoshi sighs to the empty room before he too, decides to head on out and meet with Representative Semi - your and Eita’s father - to offer him his congratulations.

He finishes the drink in his hand, wine tasting oddly bittersweet as it goes down his throat, and as he exits the kitchen, he wonders for the nth time that night how come you seemed to hate him with such a passion.

He’s not stupid, not like the way everyone seems to think he is just because he’s blunt, but if it’s taken him this long to realize that your feelings towards him go much deeper than a simple dislike, then he thinks that he may never find out the real reason as to why.

The thought doesn’t deter him though, and when he catches sight of the back of your head while you talk animatedly to Oikawa Tooru, laughing your heart out as though you weren’t staring daggers at him just minutes ago, he thinks that he will gladly spend a lifetime figuring you out.

You are a mystery to him, and one that he will stop at nothing to crack.

[ note ] ― and there we have it! first time we’re meeting the cast, and if the overly zealous descriptions about ushi isn’t enough to display how whipped i am for him then probably nothing ever will. hope you all like this one as much as i loved writing it <3

also this is dedicated to @cafemiya for giving me the push i needed to make this entire series. hi issy i love you bae 🥺💖

#ushijima wakatoshi x reader #ushijima angst #ushijima fluff #ushijima x reader #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu x reader #hq ushijima #hq ushiwaka #haikyuu angst #haikyuu fluff #ushijima x you #草花 #hqradiostation #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #semi eita

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hidden-otaku-stuff · 4 years ago

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MASTERLIST - 1

🌑 The New Moon (NSFW Masterlist) 🌑

Star Charts by school

Series

Different but the Same (Iwaizumi x fem!Reader, Ushijima x fem!Reader)

Summary: An unexpected encounter at the Inter-High tournament tossed you into a whirlwind. Being tugged between two males, two different packs, who will reign supreme in this battle for your heart?

*Omegaverse*

Lockscreens (Bokuto x fem!Reader, Kuroo x fem!Reader)

Summary: Nearly four years ago, Bokuto left the love of his life for volleyball. Despite all the time, he’s still very much in love with her. He comes home to a major surprise leaving him wondering…What happened while he was gone?

The INKED Collection (one-shot collection) [Soulmate AU]

A series of full-length one-shots detailing the stories of various Haikyuu boys, soulmate marks, and tattoo cover-ups.

Hidden Corner (one-shot collection) [Cafe AU]

A series of fluffy, full-length one-shots detailing the lives of the employees who work at Hidden Corner featuring the various Haikyuu boys.

*Note: All one-shots take place in the same universe with the same characters.

One-shots

Key: 💫: angst, 🌕: fluff

Falling (Kuroo T.) 💫

Summary: Saying goodbye is hard. But so is losing your love.

Inspired by: Love is Gone by SLANDER

Reunion (Terushima Y.) 🌕

Summary: Where you’re a Karasuno manager and run into someone you knew from childhood

Pre-game Rituals (Kita S.) 🌕

Summary: Just any other game, but with a plot twist.

On a Run (Ushijima W.) 🌕

Summary: Where you go on a run with your dog and run into some trouble

Complementary (Kuroo T.) 💫

Summary: Your tattoo has dictated your fate from what Clan you would support, to what training you would do. A simple cover-up has changed your life much more than you originally anticipated. But what else can you expect from the fickle warlord you call a close friend?

*The INKED Collection*

Fall Changes (Sawamura D.) 🌕

Summary: Where you’re on your first date with Daichi and it’s a little too chilly.

*HaikyuuCreations August 2020 Monthly Event*

Unexpected (Oikawa T.) 🌕

Summary: Where Oikawa was surprised by what type of dog you owned.

Knowledge and Ambition (Kuroo T.) 🌕

Summary: A chance meeting in the library puts Ravenclaw Kuroo face-to-face with the Slytherin Cold Princess.

Connection (Sawamura D.) 🌕

Summary: When Daichi moves to a new city, he stops by the animal shelter looking for some company.

Recommendations (Akaashi K.) 🌕

Summary: After getting tired of his usual black coffee, Akaashi checks out the cafe down the street which is home to some of the more unorthodox and unique drinks. Needless to say, he takes all the help that he can get.

*Hidden Corner series*

A Foodie’s Second Chance (Miya O.) 🌕

Summary: After moving to the States for university, you finally move back to Japan for work. Attending the Sapporo Autumn Festival with your coworker puts you face-to-face with your first love.

*HaikyuuCreations September 2020 Monthly Event*

A Winged Wingman (Bokuto K.) 🌕

Summary: A themed night at the MSBY Stadium leads to some quality time with a pretty raptor-keeper.

Sanctuary (Terushima Y.) 🌕

Summary: Kicked out multiple times by bad roommates, Izanami takes pity on her classmate and hires him to work for her cafe overnight. But little does Terushima know, he’s getting more than just a job out of this.

*Hidden Corner series*

Don’t Give (Bokuto K.) 💫 🌕

Summary: After Kuroo breaks your heart, you decide to do a complete glow-up with the help of a certain volleyball player.

*Skye’s 400 song-fic request*

Obligations (Oikawa T.) 💫 🌕

Pairing: Mafia-boss!Oikawa x fem!rival reader

Genre: Mafia soulmate AU

Summary: A debt to repay, family obligations, and a quest for revenge leads you down an interesting path. Fate really has a way of messing with you, doesn’t it?

*The INKED Collection series*

You’re Not Alone (Iwaizumi H.) 💫 🌕

Summary: Iwaizumi has had to watch Oikawa treat you poorly throughout your relationship. What happens when he becomes your go-to?

You’re a What? (Miya A.) 💫 🌕

Summary: After his girlfriend starts disappearing, Atsumu needs to figure out what exactly went wrong with his relationship.

Universal 🌕 (Miya O.)

Summary: One early morning on his way to work, Osamu walks past a café. The lights are on, and there’s no other sign of life anywhere else. Popping in, he discovers some of the best baked goods he’s ever tasted. But can you really fall in love with someone based on how their food tastes?

*Hidden Corner series*

Cornerstone 💫 🌕 (Miya O.)

Summary: Everywhere he goes, Osamu sees you after you left him.

*Skye’s 400 song-fic request*

Superstitious 🌕 (Nishinoya Y.)

Summary: When his S/O starts telling him a bunch of superstitions, bad things just keep happening!

Jump Scares 🌕 (Miya A.)

Summary: Where Atsumu really wants to see what makes his S/O scared!

A babythots collab

To All The Boys - The Fuckboy 🌕💫 (Terushima Y.)

Pairings: Terushima Yuuji x reader

Summary: Everybody in the school has liked Terushima at least once in their lifetime, you are no exception to that. But it wasn’t a serious crush, just infatuation. He knows you hate him though, he knows how bad you want to shove a spider down his throat and he knows how much you want him out of your sight. So when you write the letter and it gets sent to him, he somehow makes a big deal out of it even when re: it wasn’t a serious crush. It just served an ego boost and now he won’t stop pestering you about it, and god, he’s so annoying

babythots collab | Mini-series

Brokenhearts Club - Same Room 💫 (Iwaizumi H.)

Summary: After a long relationship, you unexpectedly broke-up with Iwaizumi. Now, he can’t seem to get you out of his mind nor can he stand to be in the same room as you.

a babythotshq collab

Drabbles/Scenarios

The Haikyuu Captains and How They Comfort Their S/O 🌕

Little Glances 🌕 (Suna R.)

Summary: Other students’ dumb comments bring you and Suna together.

Second Chance 💫🌕 (Oikawa T.)

Summary: In which you and your boyfriend had broken up and are meeting up to talk about getting back together.

Escape from a Blind Date 🌕 (Kuroo T.)

Summary: Where Kuroo rescues you from a terrible blind date

Headcanons

Your Ex Hits You Up for Pics ft. Kuroo, Daichi and Iwaizumi 🌕

The Haikyuu Captains and Anger Languages 💫

The Haikyuu Captains and Late Night Car Drives 🌕

The Haikyuu Setters and Anger Languages 💫

The Haikyuu Aces and Anger Languages 💫

Fake Dating your Family Friend (Semi E.) 🌕

SMAUS

Terushima fake-bf texts 🌕

Requests

Helping a female reader through anxiety (Kuroo T.) 🌕

“You said to be honest, stop hitting me!” (Oikawa T.) 🌕

“That was kind of hot” (Todoroki S.) 🌕

“I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re beautiful” (Alpha Bokuto K.) 🌕 [Omegaverse]

A:“Have you seen my hoodie?” B:“Noo.” A: “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?” (Alpha Bokuto K.) 🌕 [Omegaverse]

Helping a gn!reader with insecurities (Kuroo T.) 🌕

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart” (Akaashi K.) 🌕

Tsukishima, Kuroo, Osamu saving their S/O from traffic 🌕

"That’s how you know you love (them)” (Miya A.) 🌕

Suga, Atsumu, Akaashi, and Sakusa saving their S/O from traffic 🌕

Friends to lovers (Iwaizumi H.- headcanons) 🌕

Bokuto, Tsukishima, and Iwaizumi surprising their S/O after a bad day 🌕

Tendou, Iwaizumi, Ushijima comforting a mute reader (HCs) 🌕

Protective (Alpha Sawamura D.) 🌕 [Omegaverse]

Home (Alpha Kyotani K.) 🌕 [Omegaverse]

Alpha to the Rescue! (Alpha Kuroo T.) 🌕 [Omegaverse]

The Return (Alpha Iwaizumi H.) 💫 [Omegaverse]

(polyship) Alpha Daichi & Suga with Pregnant Omega Reader 🌕 [Omegaverse]

“I’ll make you my mate, no matter what. So be prepared.” (Alpha Ushijima W.) 🌕 💫 [Omegaverse]

Semi Finds You Reading Angst 🌕

#masterlist #hidden-otaku-stuff

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kiwanopie · 2 years ago

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getting a snapchat alert from astumu at three in the morning in the middle of a mental break down but when you open it just says “streaks 🔥💯🤷‍♂️”

#he’s always doing some silly shit #it’s a picture of him laying on his back looking down at the camera but it’s not sexy you want to kill him #you are twenty six years old worried about your snap score bro what about your credit score #miya atsumu #hq atsumu #/kiwi✍️#k/atsumu slander

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kiwanopie · 2 years ago

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Sakusa just looks like he falls asleep with his big ass hand on ur tit. It’s not even sexual at this point he just does it cause he can. As soon as he scoots in behind you to get himself comfortable the first thing he does is slide his hand up ur shirt and grabs a handful before belting himself to your back and clocking out a second later. And it’s not even limited to the bedroom, sometimes he’ll just be on the phone and see you standing in the kitchen making a snack and you’ll just feel the bottom of your shirt lift a little before his fingers are dipping under the cup of ur bra. The guy isn’t even necessarily a tit man, he just does it because you’re his

#he’s literally scolding Atsumu over the phone for not taking anything seriously while rolling your nipple between his fingers???#he acts like it’s completely normal like bro im not a stress toy #pls don’t sit on his lap while u tell him about your day he’s already lifting ur shirt and popping one in his mouth like what is ur problem #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #hq sakusa #haikyuu sakusa #sakusa fluff #sakusa smut #k/kiyoomi slander #haikyuu smut #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader

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kiwanopie · 2 years ago

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me when im

#the feeling when u #haikyuu!!#hq #miya atsumu #hq atsumu #haikyuu #k/atsumu slander

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alexsunflowersblog · 2 years ago

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nah homes, im a grade s hater. i gatekeep, girlboss, and gaslight

Top 5 Haters in Haikyuu!!

cw: crack. devious behavior. hating is a craft that these five have mastered

5.) Oikawa

Not as bad as some of the haters on this list because he only Gatekeeps. But that means any restaurants, bars, cool hang out spots, even some of the clothes that he wears; you’d have better luck pulling teeth than getting that information out of him. One time one of his fangirls asked him how he keeps his skin so clear, to which he responded: “just don’t touch it:)” knowing good and well he spends an hour every night steaming, pre-cleaning, and putting vitamin C on his face before laying on his silk sheets. (Because they don’t absorb moisture 😉)

4.)Atsumu

Mostly toward his brother but also applies to some of his everyday life as well. Will laugh if you fall and eat shit in front of him, and then from that point onward will chuckle every time you pass that spot and go “lmao watch out.” Dickhead. And he gatekeeps sometimes. “where’d you get that jacket from?” “oh nah this is the last one. they gave it to me before they closed forever. honestly they probably wouldn’t even sell this to you bro. you don’t really want this jacket fr.”

3.)Suna

Hating’s a lifestyle, really. You not really a hater if you not a little passive about it. Uses the term “That’s crazy…” religiously. One time the power was out at Atsumu’s place during a snowstorm and he responded with a picture of him next to a space heater while on the game with the caption “we good over here tho. this 2k go crazy.” also don’t let me bring up gatekeeping without showing you this interaction between him and Aran:

2.)Sakusa

Atsumu can’t even brag to people that he’s actually heard him laugh without adding the fact that it was because he whiffed a spike and fell into the net mid game. And it’s not that he actually puts effort into being a hater, it’s just that he has this horrible trait that if something is funny enough he will laugh, regardless of the circumstances. It’s just… most of the time that something’s either embarrassing or kind of mean. And it’s not even a haughty laugh - it’s a snort. One time, Bokuto flubbed his lines during a broadcasted interview so bad that in the middle of his stuttering he started to choke on his spit. And while his publicist is praying that this doesn’t get any worse, Sakusa just: “*snort!* fuck. sorry, sorry.”

1.)Tsukishima (duh)

Do I even have to go into detail? Comes from a long line of haters. Akiteru being skipped was only happenstance, he’ll hate enough for the both of them. Actively prays on the downfalls of the people around him, not even his friends are safe. Yamaguchi once ran face first into a glass window and he let out a belly laugh loud enough to scare the birds off. Is physically hurt when his enemies win. Hinata texted him before his big game to celebrate him making it to the olympics and he got a fever. He’s a grade A hater. Professional even. Constantly sending out bad vibes, if something bad happened to you today it was him. It's because he wished for it. And every time he gets more powerful.

one of the words in these paragraphs is improperly spaced and i hope it physically hurts you to see it 😈 anyway reblog for the true haters out there <3

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